Author: Chaplain

  • Ruck Bros

    Ideal ruck weather this morning. At 6am House and I hit the streets of Rockwood Park. We completed the paved nature trail, 2 laps around the park, and the big parking lot. Many of Americas problems were solved. We might have went home had we known what Purple Rain had in store.

    A good time was had by all.

  • Carries and Coffee

    It was an exciting day at Twin Team Lounge! 11 men arrived to a new flag location and fully functioning coffee stand. Here is a brief summary for your viewing pleasure:

    Mosey to back of BWES for warmup: No counting or cadence – just move across the bus loop. Ukranian Soldiers, Forward Straddle Hops, Hillbillies, Knee Pulls, Karoake, Bernie Sanders, Mummy Kicks, Raise the Roofs. I might have missed a couple.

    Exercise One: 4 Corners, Wall Work Edition. We used the school as our square: 10 Chicken Peckers, 20 Donkey Kicks, 30 Wall World II Sit ups, 40 Hoe Downs. Take it back with 10 Dirty Hookups, 20 Wall Slaps, 30 WallAbama Prom Dates, 40 Bruce Lee Punches. Mosey back to the bus loop.

    Exercise Two: Grow Ruck Carries
    4 man teams: One person is lifted up with their feet on someone’s shoulders. 2 carriers grab the arms and support the back. Walk to the end of the road. Best way I can describe it! We did several rounds with people rotating in and out.

    Mosey to the playground for Exercise Three: Grip Strength Challenge.
    Everyone hangs on the pull up bars until a winner is declared. Doozy won easily and looked like he could keep hanging if needed.

    to the basketball court for Exercise Four: Assorted exercised picked by the PAX. WWII sit ups, Pickle Pounders, LBC’s, Freddy Mercuries, and a few others. Back to the Flag for Numbers, Names, Announcements, etc.

    YHC took us out.

    Final Thoughts: Strong work by the PAX this morning. Enjoyed honoring the grow ruckers with a little blast from the past. Apparently Doozy is the fastest and strongest man at Twin Team. Coffee afterwards was excellent courtesy of Last Call. The rumor is that he may bring homemade baked goods in the future. This workout was Lounge Approved!

    SYITG

  • Muscle Man Chronicles

    4 men avoided the dreaded evening fart sack. and posted at the latest edition of The Crossing. At 630pm, it was time to get swole.

    Warm Up – lap around the parking lot, then circle up for Side Straddle Hops, Elbow Punches, Don Quixotes, Imperial Walkers, Big Claps, Plank Jacks, Mountain Climbers, LBC’s, Heels to Heaven, etc.

    Mosey to the field for Exercise One: Mostly Block Circuit
    Arms – Burpees, Merkins, Upright Row, Curls, Overhead Press – last 3 with blocks.
    Legs- Calf Raises, Sumo Squats, Lunges – all with blocks, Jump Squats
    Abs- LBC’s, Flutter Kicks, WWII’s, American Hammers – with blocks.

    Mosey to the Hill for Exercise Two: The Beast (6 stops, 6 reps, 6 rounds)
    exercises included Merkins, WWII Situps, Bobby Hurleys, Rosalitas, Ball Dippers, Mike Tyson Merkins

    Finished exactly on time!

    Banksy took us out

    Strong effort by the PAX on a hot and humid night! It was great seeing Bansky back out. Birdman pushed the pace, as usually. House was looking jacked after the block work. As usual, a good time was had by all.

    SYITG

  • Frogs and Hoes

    9 strong at the latest edition of the FORGE! Here a brief summary for your viewing pleasure:

    Mosey to the lower circle for Warm Ups: Ski Jumps, Ukrainian Soldiers, Overhead Claps, Shoulder Taps, Double Tap HR Merkins, Alabama Prom Dates, Freddy Mercuries, Knee Pulls, Karaoke, Mummy Kicks.

    To the Tennis Courts for Exercise One: 4 Corners: Big Pimpin’ Edition. Basically, a double 4 corners prostitute. When you get to the last corner, you return to that corner on the second half – or something to that effect.
    Exercises included 10 Merkins, 20 Bobby Hurley’s, 30 Plank Jacks, 40 double ct. Flutter Kicks.

    Exercise Two: Elbow Plank Ladder. Everyone lines up and gets in elbow plank. Man in the back hurdles each PAX, then planks up at the front of the line. Made our way up the hill.
    Note to self: Use the sidewalk or grass next time.

    Mosey to the base of Mt. Chaplain for exercise 3:
    Deconstructed 11’s. 10 HR Merkins, 1 Crab Cake. Normal 11’s pattern, but no running. Upon completion – 11 hill repeats. We ran out of time and ending up finishing 4 or 5. Big Rig and I had discussed trying this on Saturday. BTTF.

    YHC took us out

    Final Thoughts: Excellent effort by all of the PAX on this misty morning! Lots of cool events coming up, including the Convergence and SOS Ruck event. As always, check Slack for details.

    SYITG

  • For Those About to Ruck (or Run)

    Excellent cool weather for the latest edition of Morning Wood. House Party and I hit the streets with our ruck sacks at 6am and got in some miles. Big Rig was already running upon arrival and ventured down to the Genito Road Corridor. He joined us for the last 15 minutes or so. Post-workout survey suggested that a good time was had by all.

  • Donnie’s Angels and the L.O.D.

    7 members of the Crossing Crew this evening! We even had a couple second timers ready to put in some work. Here is a brief summary for your viewing pleasure.

    Slaughter start with some bear crawl, crab walk and lunge walk up the grass hill. Mosey around the parking lot and circle up for Warm-Up:

    Jazzercise, Apple Bottom Poppers, Bone Rubs, West Virginia Prom Dates, Freddy Mercuries, Double Tap HR Merkins, Australian Snow Angels, Neck Curls, Mario Jumps, Side Lunges, Mummy Kicks, Bernie, Flying Monkey Humpers.

    Exercise One: Ladder of Death.. Stop at each cone on the circuit and complete exercises. Then run a lap.
    10 burpees, 20 merkins, 30 plank punches, 40 Shoulder taps, 50 Moroccan Night Clubs
    10 V-ups, 20 WWII Situps, 30 Heels to Heaven, 40 American Hammers, 50 LBC.
    10 Ball Dippers, 20 Lt. Dans, 30 Side Lunges…….Ran out of time so back to the Flag.

    Broadway took us out.

    Final thoughts: Excellent push tonight by Johnny 5 and Reacher – hope these guys keep at it and become regulars! Your Gimpy Correspondent was feeling pretty good after nursing an injury last week. We all survived and made it to 6:45.

    SYITG

  • Where is the Y?

    Excellent running weather this morning! YHC’s incredibly detailed route required the PAX to find a paved trail near the pond. This takes you up to the YMCA parking lot. Don Draper and I circled the soccer field, then made our way back to Midlothian Middle – a lap around the school and track finished things off. Bullseye/Singer reportedly asked for directions at one point…………But at 6:15 everyone was accounted for!

    Had a great time this morning – it has been awhile since I posted at MOT, or run for that matter. Appreciate the wise words from Draper on a variety of subjects

  • Why Did They Call Her Super Soaker?

    15 PAX gathered at Rockwood Park to enjoy some cooler temps and the sweet aroma of a fresh massive dog poop. At 7am, it was time to put in some work……………

    Mosey to the basketball court for Warm Up:
    Jazzercise, Rubble Kicks, Bruce Lee Punches, Overhead Claps, Monkey Humpers, Plank Jacks, Pickle Pounders, Alabama Prom Dates, Freddy Mercuries, Mario Jumps, Mummy Kicks, Lunge Walks, Karaoke, No Cheat Broad Jumps, Murder Bunnies.

    Exercise One: Indigenous People’s Crab Walk. Man in the back does 3 Crab Cakes, then runs to the front of the line. We made our way back to the flag.

    Exercise Two: Flutter Kick Mountain. Pax line up on the hill and do flutter kicks. Man in the back bear crawls to the top of the line. Stopped at the parking lot.

    Exercise Three: Four Corners: Flutter Kick edition. 25, 50, 75, 100 – double count.

    Mosey down the Green Path – stop for Exercise Four: one set of Pole Smokers, then Murder Gorillas along the hill.

    Mosey to the side of the Dog Park for Exercise 5
    Double 11’s – 1 hand release merkin, 10 LBC’s. Run to the cone for 10 Merkins, 1 WWII Sit ups. Repeat the normal 11 patterns.

    Back to the Flag. Finished things up with a Monkey Humper Burnout.

    YHC took us out

    Final thoughts: It was a festive atmosphere this morning with lots of “that’s what she said” zingers. We also had, to my knowledge, the first Didgeridoo appearance at a workout. Lot’s of strong individual performances this morning. Cha Cha was killing it on the 11’s. Much respect to Rubble for doing the whole workout! Great seeing Blue Moon out – I was able to stamp his passport after the workout concluded. Well done fellas

    SYITG

  • Double Digit Loungers

    At 5:30 am sharp we launched the latest edition of Twin Team Lounge. Here is a brief summary for your viewing pleasure.

    Mosey to the field hockey field for Warm Up:
    Jazzercise, Arm Circles, Copperhead Squats, Ukranian Soldiers, Alabama Prom Dates, Neck Curls, Mountain Climbers, Butt Kicks, Mario Jumps, Mummy Kicks, Lunge Walks………..might have missed a couple

    Exercise One; Eye of the Storm – Ab edition
    5 stops with 50 count ab exercises: LBC’s, Rosalita’s, Flutter Kicks, American Hammers, Freddy Mercuries.
    Return to “eye” each round and complete 20 WWII Situps

    Mosey to the track for Exercise Two: DORA with 100 dips, 200 jump squats, 300 Side Straddle Hops. Runners go through the gate and to the end of the track and back.

    Long Mosey around BWES and back to the Flag.

    YHC took us out

    Final Thoughts: With most of the Lounge gatekeepers absent, we were able to get a little more running in than normal. It was wet and humid, but the PAX pushed through and were looking strong. Great to see House Party’s knee improving and Deep Dish moving well! The Tarrington Crew was representing. Lots of great activities tomorrow including The Bridge and Homegrown Half. I will be there in spirit for both.

    SYITG

  • Double Dora Day

    At 6pm, YHC and Ghostbuster cranked the asphalt up to high and got to work………….the following is brief summary for your viewing pleasure:

    Mosey to the back of the Church for Warmarama: Jazzercise Punches, Ukranian Soldiers, Copperhead Squats, Crab Cakes, Freddy Mercuries, Oblique LBC’s, Mario Jumps, Mummy Kicks, Karoake, High Knees, Butt Kicks, Bernie Sanders.

    Exercise One: Dora with 100 dips, 200 LBC’s, 300 SSH’s. Runner goes to the end of the parking lot and back.

    Mosey to the Wall for Exercise Two: Dora with 50 Donkey Kicks, 100 Wall World 2 Sit-ups, 200 Hoe downs. Runner goes to the storage container and back

    Exercise Three: Ascending Ab Ladder with Heels to Heaven, Flutter Kicks, and Alabama Prom dates. finished back at the flag.

    YHC took us out

    Final Thoughts: Had a great time working out with Ghostbuster on a hot and humid evening – dude is a beast. For those that missed it – Ghostbuster had a well-organized and challenging VQ last week. At some point, you may even read a backblast about it.

    SYITG