Author: Conspiracy

  • Rest In Peace Grizzly

    Rest In Peace Grizzly

    Folk,

    This may be a first for F3 RVA. Grizzly, aka Chuck Friend, pass away on Tuesday after a year long battle with gallbladder cancer. To me, he was a friend, a neighbor, and a protector of this great country.

    Grizzly posted to grid iron in the early days, along with his neighbor Short Shank (maybe the worst F3 name ever).  He was always in great spirit and maximum effort, even if it was a ground pounding.

    Grizzly’s obituary reads as follows:

    FRIEND, Charles Lunsford, 58, lost his battle with gallbladder cancer on October 23, 2018. He was preceded in death in January by his beloved mother, Rosemary Thomasson. Chuck fought with strength, faith and courage to the very end. He spent his career as a U.S. Secret Service Agent and worked most recently as a Senior Manager with Altria Corporate Security. Chuck leaves behind to cherish his memory, his wife, Karen; adored children, Kevin and Emily; devoted son-in-law, Christopher Brown; brother, John Friend (Sandie); sisters, Emily Friend (Gray) and Dr. Jean Cary (Dave); along with his mother and father-in-law, Bob and Marilyn Snow. Visitation will be held at Woody Funeral Home, 1771 N. Parham Rd., Richmond, Va. 23229, on Friday from 5:30 to 8 p.m. A funeral Mass will be held at 11 a.m. Saturday, October 27, at St. Mary’s Catholic Church. A reception will immediately follow at Richmond Country Club. In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions can be made to St. Mary’s Church Haiti Fund c/o Dr. David Gilligan, 1700 Habwood Ln., Richmond, Va. 23238 or Ledwith-Lewis Free Clinic, Box 2313, Tappahannock, Va. 22560.

    Eternal Respect to Grizzly.

  • Something Old, Something New…Might Need A Redo

    17 men rose up and met the challenge of the audible and didn’t really know what to make of it, or were just flat out pissed.

    A bit of history:  YHC’s last post was (sadly) August 30, 2017 and last Q was (even sadder) January 24, 2015.  So when YHC saw his name on the Q list for today’s No Toll, it seemed like a good opportunity to break free from the fartsack and get back into working out.

    Back on September 4, 2018 at 2:09 pm, BT signed up to Q today’s No Toll under the name “Conspiracy” in an effort to disguise an “Old Glory” workout.  This is not unprecedented, as Loose Goose similarly disguised his “Lucky Horseshoe” workout on October 29, 2015.  It just happened to be a coincidence that YHC was planning on posting today to Heartbreak Ridge, but called an audible when seeing the Q sheet (#YearOfBalance).  Hence, the illusive Conspiracy Q.  And with a non-traditional F3 workout in store for today, it rightly left some stank in the air.

    The workout was inspired by the F.B.I.’s release of a fitness app to help applicants practice the fitness test.  It’s a true you-vs-you workout against the clock, in camaraderie with fellow F3 brethren to help push to maximum potential, and with an option to see how your scores match up with fitness standards across the world. And while we do have workouts that serve as benchmarks (ie Old Glory and Lucky Horseshoe), the hope was this workout would allow us to benchmark our performance against ourselves and others (if desired), something that we can’t easily do with Old Glory and Lucky Horseshoe.

    The PAX grabbed hold, somewhat reluctantly, but pushed through the challenging workout.

    Here was the good work for the morning:

    • 1 minute of sit-ups
    • 300m run (which was closer to 500m)
    • Continuous push-ups
    • 1.5 mile run

    Form for the sit-ups and push-ups were essential if you want to compare performance on the scoring scale.  Otherwise, you’re comparing apples to oranges.  Well, and good form is just….a good thing.

    YHC was in the back of the pack.  Why?  Because there’s something about crossing over 40, raising an 1.5 yr old, and a demanding, high-intensity job that caused F3 (and any other workout) seem to be too far a stretch for the last 2 years. Therefore, YHC is working towards #YearOfBalance, where the focus shifts back to taking care of myself so I can best take care of my family.  A key component of that is working out.

    And while the mutiny was held off after the 2nd event, it was not unwarranted.  Being called out for not running the 300m with the group was a violation of F3 principles (#Clipboarding), even if it was to help the group.  YHC did stay late to finish the 300m with a paltry time of 71 seconds.  I’m sure with the push of the group, that would have been a little faster.

    So let’s sum up today:

    • Good intentions ✅
    • Hard Workout (as hard as you made it) ✅
    • Change is hard ✅
    • Mistakes were made  ✅
    • Sinner ✅

    I leave you with these questions:  What’s good enough?  Are you happy with your efforts in life?  Are you where you want to be?  And what is your measure of success in fitness and in life?

    See you tomorrow at WDog.  And for anyone who still tastes the lingering stench, come join me for a cup o’ joe afterwards and we can talk it through…my treat.

    Conspiracy

    #YearOfBalance

  • Come out, Come out, Wherever You Are…

    Aye, 3 PAX worked out, while the others played hide-and-seek.  YHC pushed on with the beatdown as planned.  Today’s goal was to keep the heart rate elevated the entire workout, and get some upper body in as well.

    Loop around the soccer fields and a loop of the neighborhood (about .86 miles).

    Back to the shovel flag for:
    20 SSH
    20 Mountain Climbers
    30 Arm Circles (small and large)

    Mosey over to the “track”.  11’s with pull-ups and 4-count derkins.  200m run between each exercise for a total of about 2.5 miles of hard running, with a total of 55 pull-ups and about 110 single derkins.

    Mosey over to the soccer field, where YHC had setup some markers for plyometric drills, which help increase speed.  While YHC should have used a ladder, all that was available were markers.  So, here’s how it went:

    • 2-feet forward in every box (4 boxes), then bunny hop 2 boxes, and sprint to the tennis ball that was launched by your partner.
    • 2-feet left in every box (4 boxes), 2 bunny hops, and sprint to the tennis ball
    • 2-feel right in every box (4 boxes), 2 bunny hops, and sprint to the tennis ball.

    By this time, the rest of the PAX came out of hiding.  We joined for the COT.

    That’s how she went.  Sorry the PAX missed it, but YHC was glad that he was able to help at least 2 guys get stronger and faster.  Ricky Bobby is getting stronger by the day.  And Sippy Cup keeps pushing the envelope.  Remember when he could barely do a pull-up?  He’s looking strong now!

  • F3 Article in Richmond Times-Dispatch

    Guys, Article is up:  http://www.richmond.com/life/health/fitness/article_3a5c846b-ef3b-5c71-b41a-a8ae3fc4f3ed.html

    Fitness: F3 offers more than just workouts for men

    By MARIA HOWARD Special correspondent | Posted: Saturday, July 11, 2015 10:30 pm

    Matt “Sippy Cup” Hartman offered words of encouragement to the 20-plus dripping-wet guys he was leading.

    “One more hill, guys. One more hill.”

    The group was three-fourths of the way through an hourlong boot-camp-style workout that had taken them up and down the hills of Byrd Park. In between running the root-laden trails, they had dropped for dozens of pushups, pullups and planks in every direction.

    The words of encouragement came from not just Hartman, but from all the guys as they huffed and puffed through the drills.

    “Way to go, Conspiracy.”

    “C’mon, Viral.”

    “There you go, Honey Dew.”

    This is F3, where nicknames are part of the culture and the leader is just one of the guys.

    F3 stands for Fitness, Fellowship and Faith. The workout group was founded in Charlotte, N.C., and started in Richmond last September with a small group of men, some of whom had friends in the Charlotte group.

    Jack “Bleeder” Woodfin helped kick off F3 in Richmond.

    “I wasn’t working out at all,” he said with a grin, still drenched from the trail runs.

    This was the first time leading an F3 workout for Hartman, who joined the group after intersecting them several times one day during a random run in Byrd Park.

    “I was running a loop and I kept seeing these guys,” he recalled. They asked him to join in, and he’s been a regular ever since.

    Hartman likes to run, and was dubbed “Sippy Cup” because he always carries a large water bottle. It was no surprise that his workout took the group back in the woods for some rough-terrain running.

    “Part of my goal was to introduce these guys to those trails,” Hartman said.

    F3 workouts are held at multiple locations throughout the Richmond area. This particular one, called “DogPile,” meets at Dogwood Dell in Byrd Park at 6 a.m. every Saturday.

    F3 is free and open to anyone, which prompts some interesting questions from outsiders.

    “It makes people a little skeptical,” said Paul Salvucci, who has been working out with F3 since it started here.

    “They ask if it’s some kind of cult or something.”

    The only payment you’re expected to make is leading the group when your name comes up in the rotation.

    “It’s not hard to get people to lead a workout,” said Salvucci, who was nicknamed “The Yankee Aggressor” because he grew up in the Northeast. The group posts online workouts for all to see, and newcomers can simply pick one that’s been used before or come up with a new one.

    F3 was created in Charlotte in 2011 by a group of guys who had been meeting at a park for several years to work out. Now, more than 3,000 men participate in more than 30 F3 groups throughout the Charlotte area. Once a group grows to 20 to 30 people, an F3 group is spun off so that none gets so large that people don’t know one another.

    There are about 80 guys participating in seven F3 workouts throughout the Richmond area. All are early-morning time slots, and all are held in any kind of weather.

    “We were out here in the snow in the winter,” Woodfin said.

    Salvucci said the Richmond F3 groups are seeing six to seven new guys a week.

    “It’s very word-of-mouth-fed,” he said. But it seems to work.

    “People come for the workout,” he said. “They stay for the fellowship.”

    At the end of each F3 workout, no matter how sweaty the participants might be, they gather for the “Circle of Trust” where they introduce themselves and the leader says a prayer. All faiths are welcome to the group, as are all ages.

    But if you’re on the young side (20s or 30s), be prepared for the group to say “hate” when you state your age. If you’re in your 40s, they’ll stay quiet. If you’ve reached the 50s or 60s, they’ll say “respect.”

    Salvucci, who gets some “respect” every time he shows up because he’s in his early 50s, said the mission of F3 is to cultivate strong community leaders. He joined because he likes the camaraderie and the team-like atmosphere. He’s a former ice hockey player.

    Now he understands the influence of strong values-based support, which has led to F3 expansion across the country.

    “We all hold each other accountable for a lot of things in life,” he said.

    Fitness

    F3 participants running a bridge near the pump house in Byrd Park.

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    The F3 warmup included crab walking (shown here) in the grass near the Carillon.

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    The playground area is used for pull-ups. Helpers circulated to lend a hand where needed.

    More about F3

    Check out f3nation.com or visit one of the local workouts, listed below.

    Byrd Park at Dogwood Dell: “DogPile,” Saturdays at 6 a.m.

    Pouncey Tract Park: “GridIron,” Saturdays at 7 a.m.

    Linwood Holton Elementary School: “The Punisher,” Mondays at 5:30 a.m.

    Huguenot Park: “NoToll,” Tuesdays at 5:30 a.m.

    Swift Creek Middle School: “Source of Truth,” Wednesdays at 5:30 a.m.

    Mary Munford Park: “45 Minutes of Mary,” Thursdays at 5:30 a.m., and “RAMM,” Fridays at 5:30 a.m.

     

     

  • Ladies, Welcome to the PAX

    A PAX of 11 strong posted in the gloom to meet their match:  the ladies.  Probably the most hyped workout ever at F3 RVA, the ladies were hand-picked and harvested specifically to throw down a challenging 60-minute workout.  8 feet in length, and ranging from 3 inches to 8 inches in diameter, these were not your average ladies.  Inspired by Chum Bucket at the F2 a few weeks back, YHC decided to bring every gimmick possible to get the PAX out this AM.

    THE THANG

    Mosey over to the far circle, navigating around the dell and through tents set up for Arts in the Park

    25x SSH
    25x IW
    10x Push-up to Planks

    Mosey over to the near circle.  Waiting for the PAX was Chuck, YHC’s faithful truck.  Plank up on the circle as YHC introduced the PAX’s 7 ladies:  Wilma, Betty, Bertha, Edith, Agnes, Matilda, and Harriet.

    The PENTAGON:  5 stations, 8 rounds.  15 seconds of work with 8 seconds of transition to the next.  In pairs

    1 – Rock Dance
    2 – Push-pull w/ ladies
    3 – Sit-ups w/ ladies
    4 – Derkin w/ feet on ladies
    5 – Truck push

    Mosey over to the Dell.  PAX split in half.  Once the groups were done, they switched.

    Group A (no ladies) – All exercises ran the width of the Dell and back to start
    – Bear crawl, 20 crunches
    – Crab walk , 20 flutter kicks
    – Sideways bear crawl, 20 Freddie Mercuries
    – Lunges, 20 rosalitas

    Group B (with the ladies) – All exercises ran the width of the Dell and back to start
    – Lady flips end over end , 10 squats
    – Lady rolls, 10 merkins
    – Lady on shoulder, 10 star jumps
    – Sprint (no lady), 10 zippers

    Log PT – pair up by height and line up at the edge of the Dell.  With your partner:
    – Lady on right shoulder.  Up, over head, down to shoulder, and back x 10
    – 10 steps forward
    – Lady curls x 10
    – 10 steps forward
    – Lady shoulder press x 10
    – 10 steps forward
    – Lady chest press (on the ground) x 10
    – 10 steps forward
    – Lady sit-ups (on the ground) x 10
    – 10 steps forward

    Rinse and repeat

    THE MOLESKIN

    There certainly was some hype over the workout.  YHC started by running the shovel flag in to the AO so the PAX couldn’t get a sneak peak at the ladies.  And the PAX stepped up to the challenge.  Great output by all!

    The chatter was fairly low today…guess the ladies just took the breath away.  Wilson confessed that he was pushed by pairing up with Garbage Plate on the Log PT.  Great job!  Seek out those who are better.  It’s the only way we get stronger.

    Among several new exercises to the workout, the rock dance got some extra TClaps.  PAX paired up, held on to partner’s shoulder and back (like a dance) and had to move them off of the X.  Lots of abs and core involved.  And a couple of stalemates.  Heck of a job today!

    Welcome two FNGs to the pack:  Hardywood and Crumpet.  Hardywood was EH’ed by Bleeder at the Hardywood 4-miler, hence his name.  He’s a member of Richmond Multisports and will raise the level of the PAX.  Crumpet is Loose Goose’s father-in-law.  He earned the PAX’s respect with his determination through the workout.  Crumpet teaches English (not American) overseas and hails from TX and AR.

    While YHC is generally meticulous about form, there were a few deviations today as there were too many moving parts for him to spot and correct.  No fear.  YHC’s will make up for it next time.

    TClaps to Bleeder for being the truck driver and photographer during today’s workout.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS

    – Mon, #Punisher, Holton Elementary
    – Tues, #NoToll, Hugeonot Park
    – Wed, #SourceOfTruth, Swift Creek Middle
    – Thur, #MOM, Mary Mumford Elementary
    – Fri, #RAMM, Mary Mumford Elementary
    – Sat, #DogPile, Dogwood Dell, 6:00am, #GridIron, Pouncy Tract, 7:00, (#PreGame at 6:40)

    We’re looking to build #GridIron back up.  Know anyone in the Short Pump, Windham, or Twin Hickory areas?  bring them out!

    Looking to get Backblasts via email?  Here’s a step-by-step on how to setup IFTTT to send you a email with the backblasts.

  • Deck of Pain – 7-Card Stud

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    Aye!  Four PAX gathered at #dogpile for what was potentially miserable weather (34 and rain), but it ended up holding out.  YHC did all that he possibly could to keep the PAX dry, and succeeded….until the unseen puddle on the stairs of the Dell.  Today’s focus was more on cardio than any particular muscle group, but considering that the Deck of Pain was in play, the burn depended on the draw.  Total mileage was about 3.0 miles.  So, with the shovel flag firmly planted, we headed out for the workout.

    THANG:

    Mosey over to the front of the Carillon:
    25 x SSH
    20 x Windmills

    Mosey down to the Pump House park.
    30 x dips w/ partner – but the first challenge was getting up to the railing.

    Mosey over to the old paved trail, and up to the circle, then the pull-up bars
    Max + 5 supported pull-ups
    Max + 5 supported chin-ups
    Max + 5 supported commandos

    Mosey over to the stage of the Dell.  And out comes the Deck of Pain.
    In partners, each team drew a card.  They had to complete 50 reps of the exercise as a team, then run out of the Dell and around the circle (about .20mi with a nice uphill).  Come back, and draw your next card.  7-card stud = 7 rounds, no breaks.
    2 – Merkins
    3 – Derkins
    4 – Dive Bombers
    5 – Up-Up-Down-Down (Plank to Push-ups)
    6 – Atomic Sit-ups
    7 – Ankle Reachers
    8 – Power Lunges
    9 – Freddie Mercury
    10 – Whoops, forgot this one….did LBCs
    J – Squat Thrusts
    Q – Squat Jumps
    K – Burpees
    A – Choice!
    Joker – Select any exercise for another team and draw again.

    Mosey on back to the shovel flag for the COT.

    MOLESKIN:

    Swirly and Brain Tumor won the hand with a straight.  Conspiracy and Fudd came up with 2-pair.

    Brain Tumor came close to a flying EH this morning when he saw a non-PAX sitting in the car at the AO.  Turns out he was waiting for one of those paid workout groups.  The joke’s on him.

    TClaps to Swirly for hitting every workout this week.  He’s working hard and it shows.  Heck of a job today on those hills.

    Fudd was looking forward to a workout with Toga this morning, but apparently the tug of the fartsack was pretty strong this morning.  Rumor has it that Toga was “up late last night.”  We’re awaiting a better explanation.

    Toga wasn’t the only one missing.  Cousteau must be lost at sea.  Two weeks in a row without a post from him after confirmations the prior days.

    The PAX was looking mighty strong as we continue to explore the new AO.  Lots of possibilities!

  • Downhill Slide from 30….Weeeeeeee!

    Arise!  Nine #Faithful join the PAX on this chilly and frost-covered morning.  30F reads the Mg, but that doesn’t stop the PAX from leaving their marks everywhere….literally…as the PAX used their back-side to thaw out oh-so-many spots in the AO.

    The Thang:

    Mosey over to the southern end of the track.
    25 x SSH
    20 x Imperial Walkers
    15 x Squats

    Mosey over to the center of the soccer field.  Commence the downhill slide from 30…starting with 30 reps, all the way down to 1 rep.
    30 x LBC
    29 x Flutter Kicks
    28 x Hello Dolly
    27 x Rosalitas
    26 x Criss-cross
    25 x Squats

    Mosey over to the bus loop.  Slalom the posts, then the People’s Chair on a post.  Repeat x2.  Mosey over to the pull-up bars (just to say hi):
    24 x LBC to the right
    23 x LBC to the left
    22 x Russian Twists
    21 x Plank Up/Plank Down

    Mosey over to the tennis courts.  Q fakes suicides, but throws down:
    20 x Lunges (on each leg)
    19 x Mountain Climbers
    18 x High Knees (actually length of 4 courts)
    17 x Crab Dance

    Mosey off the courts into the nice fluffy frozen, brown grass:
    Cackalackia Choo Choo – PAX in plank and each person jumps over the legs of entire PAX.
    Tunnel of Love – PAX in plank, and each person army crawls under the entire PAX.
    16 x Rower Situps
    15 x Burpees (full 6-count burpees….none of those old 4-count burpees)

    Mosey over to the front of the school.  Triple Check – Teams of three.  Rotating through People’s Chair, Plank and 100m sprint.  OBT adds in some Air Shoulder Presses.

    Mosey over to the eastern end of the soccer field:
    14 x Ankle Reachers
    13 x Cobra Twists
    12 x Power Lunges
    11 x Freddie Mercury’s
    10 x Peter Parker
    9 x Squat Jumps

    Mosey over to the western end of the soccer field:
    8 x Dive Bomber Pushups
    7 x Suitcase Fold Ups
    6 x Wide Grip Pushups
    5 x Left hand high Pushups
    4 x Right hand high Pushups

    Mosey over to the football field – 2 yd line:
    3 x 4-count down, 1 count up pushups
    2 x 1-count down, 4 count up pushups
    1 x 1 minute plank

    From the Gloom:

    – The PAX rocked this workout!  Not an easy workout, but no one gave in to the pain.  Nice job!

    – Lots of second-guessing of the Q.  OBT thought we would blow through the workout…Cousteau thought the workout would run long.  As it happened, it was exactly 60 minutes.  Right on!  Not to mention a few comments about the Q self-smoking after R/L LBC…  Fear not PAX…this Q always has some in reserve (though he probably cut it a little close).

    – Due to a fumble, no shovel flag was planted…..Hmmm, we’ll have to work on this.

    – Wilson was looking for a few more burpees.  I’ll make sure you get a few more next time 🙂

    – Next Workouts:
    #NoToll – Tues, 5:30am – Huguenot Park
    #45MinutesOfMary – Thurs, 5:30am – Mary Munford
    #RAMM – Fri, 5:30am – Mary Munford
    #GridIron – Sat, 7:00am – Pouncey Tract Park

  • RVA Takes the Reigns…”You’ll Thank Me Later”

    Aye, eleven faithfuls and two FNGs successfully rolled out of the fartsack to face the #gridiron and posted for Richmond’s first Saturday workout without Q support from the LEAP.  How’d it go?  You’ll know tomorrow morning. You’ll thank me later for that.

    There was some mumble chatter early on about Conspiracy being chipper.  That’s when the PAX realized they were in for a workout Here’s what they did:

    The Thang:

    Conspiracy Q

    Run over behind the softball field
    Quick disclaimer and welcome to FNGs
    COP
    SSH x 25
    Mountain Climbers x 20
    LBC x 20
    8-count Body Builders x 10 OYO

    Mosey to the soccer field, past some #SadClowns running laps on the track
    Six Minutes of Mary
    Half Situps x 20
    LBC x 20
    Ankle Reachers x 20
    Dollies x 20
    Flutter Kicks x 20
    Rosalitas x 20
    Bicyclers x 20

    Mosey to the back baseball fields via a slalom through the bus loop poles.  CAUTION:  the poles don’t break away
    On the bleachers:
    Step-Up Right x 15
    Dips x 15
    Step-Up Left x 15

    Q tossed to Loose Goose

    Mosey to the soccer field baseline
    Sprint to baseline and back, with merkins x 6 at the 50, 100, and 50
    Bear crawl to the 40, sprint to far baseline
    Crab walk to the 40, sprint to far baseline
    Backwards run to far baseline
    Karaoke L to the 50, Karaoke R to the baseline

    COP in the center circle
    Merkins x 12
    Slow alt side lunges x 12
    Imperial Walkers x 12
    Burpees x 6 OYO

    Mosey to the school wall…partner up!
    Partner 1 in the people’s chair while partner 2 sprints to the cone and back.  switch.
    Partner 1 in plank while partner 2 springs to cone and back

    Q tossed back to Conspiracy

    Mosey over to the playground…”We’re going to use the playground in ways it’s never been used before”
    5 exercises, 30s each, 10s break between
    – flapjacks
    – inverted rows
    – Furyk merkins right
    – flutter kicks
    – Fuyrk merkins left

    Quick loop around the volleyball courts…caution for Toga…wooden bridge slippery when wet.

    Back to the playground
    6 exercises, 30s each, 10s holds between
    – arms extended to sides, tiny circles forward
    – tiny circles backwards
    – arms extended in front, tiny circles inward
    – tiny circles outward
    – arms extended above head, tiny circles inward
    – tiny circles outward

    COT

    Moleskin:

    T-claps to all who posted today.  Intensity was there. Way to bring it!

    And T-claps to Loose Goose for his Virgin Q!

    Next workout: #NoTolls – Tuesday 5:30am at Huguenot Park