Author: Kubota

  • New Coupons = New Pain

    Eleven strong attacked First Watch this morning, before any of the other PAX at other AO’s even left their house. Here is what occurred:

    Mosey around the parking lot in order to pick up Marv. Head over to Henrico’s tiniest park for:

    COP:

    Dead Man Hang, Reach For the Stars, DQ’s, Imperial Walkers, Copperhead Squats, Crab Cakes, LBC’s, Merkins

    Triple Check:

    Partner 1: Run the Triangle

    Partner 2: Box Cutters

    Partner 3: Squats

    Mosey over to the big church parking lot and pair up for a:

    DORA:

    100 x WW2 Sit-ups

    200 x Merkins

    300 x Monkey Humpers 🙂

    Timer runs to church buses and back

    Mosey over to the coupon depository stopping for Speed Bump Burpees

    Team up with each team collecting one of the new 42lbs blocks that Last Call graciously donated to the cause.

    Two partners sit on the guard rail passing the block to each other side to side. Timer bear crawls to the curb and back. Switch up and Repeat 3x.

    Deposit blocks back and head to the Shovel Flag for:

    Numbers, Names, Announcements and Flo took us out!

    NMS:

    Solid crew this morning even with several regulars travelling, injured or fart sacking. The new blocks seem to be a hit, thanks to Last Call. YHC wasn’t planning on running much this morning only to see 2.4 miles on the Garmin when it was all said and done.

    Prayers for Ronnie as he recovers from surgery on his elbow. No more elbow planking for him!

    Thanks for taking us out this morning, Flo, and well said!

    8 for coffee afterwards at Starbucks, where it’s easy to spend another hour hanging out with brothers!

    Enjoy the day, men, and SYITG!

    Kubota

  • Birthdays on Mondays are the worst!

    15 strong who were trying to get their week started off on the right foot, converged at Tuckahoe E.S. for a rare Kubota Hoedown Q. According to the lap swimmers at Kanawha Recreation Association, this is probably what happened.

    Mosey to the front of the school for:

    COP:

    DQ’s x 10, Helicopters x 10, Dead Man Hang x 10, SSH’s x 45

    Enough of that, let’s mosey.

    Colt 45’s on the go (Bro-Code style):

    Merkins and Flutter Kicks

    40/5, 35/10, 30/15, 25/20, 20/25, 15/30, 10/35, 5/40

    Finish up at the KRA parking lot

    Line up for curb crawls/lunges 1-5 Carolina Dry Docks at each end

    Mosey to the KRA field and partner up for:

    Wheel Barrow the length of the field, switching up as necessary

    10 Booyah Merkins with partner

    2 x 20 PLT’s each partner

    Mosey back to KRA parking lot and complete 11’s on the go back to the flag. Squats and WW2 Sit-ups.

    20 Alabama Prom Dates to finish us off.

    Numbers, Names, Announcements and YHC took us out!

    Announcements: See Slack 🙂

    NMS:

    First of all, welcome to FNG – Buttermaker! He is an assistant football and baseball coach at Freeman. He loves all things military and goes to church with Bodo’s and half of the other pax in Tuckahoe. Handshake was disappointed YHC hasn’t seen Bad New Bears yet.

    YHC took us out and prayed for our brother that most of us know, Two Can, who is in jail and awaiting trial. Let us not judge, but let us pray and put things like this into God’s hands.

    Finally, thank you for coming out to celebrate YHC’s 45th birthday beatdown. It’s brothers like you and the pax not there that help keep YHC going even when the physical pain and the mental drain get worse.

    Enjoy your week, men and SYITG!

    Kubota

  • September 1, 2021…

    …was the last time there was an official Roller Coaster workout with a Backblast. Lots of loops and lots of heat and humidity. The thunder rolled but the rains never came to cool us off.

    Enjoyed it, men!

  • Why am I waking up at 4:10am?

    That was Handshake’s text to YHC this morning before the departure from the fartsack on this humid, 75 degree morning. We were joined by two more Broga enthusiasts(?) for YHC’s Broga VQ. Also, it was Handshake’s first Broga post, which I’m sure won’t be his last(?)

    We worked most of the body, but for some reason, YHC focused on the groin area more than any other area. Shavasna was nice at the end until the sound of car’s mufflers entering the parking lot disturbed the mood.

    Well done, all! Thanks for letting me lead.

    Kubota

  • Bald Eagle wearing shades

    Bald Eagle wearing shades

    Five River Rats hit the currents of the James River for a HDHH paddle-extravaganza. After a couple of the boats were weighted down with coolers, the trek began. Upriver to the Bosher Dam, hang out at the island near the dam for a few. Try to figure out how the Willey Bridge was built and whether or not the pilings were leaning to the North. Search around for Gomer’s sunglasses, which were not to be found. Circle the island and head back downriver, while watching an eagle swoop down and grab a meal out of the water. Could it be that the eagle found Gomer’s shades? A couple of the PAX think they saw the eagle wearing them after he started flying back up. We will never know.

    Great evening for a paddle. No one flipped over on this trip. The PAX is getting the hang of it.

    We will be doing this often this summer, stay tuned!

    Kubota

  • Deliverance 3 – Two Fish in the Water

    Deliverance 3 – Two Fish in the Water

    Eight Kayakers and One Paddle Boarder converged at 5:00am in the brand new parking lot at the new boat ramp at Huguenot Flatwater. According to the lone fisherman on the river bank next to the ramp, this is probably what happened:

    COP on nice new concrete area:

    SSH’s, DQ’s, Ukrainian Soldiers, Merkins, Scorpion Kicks

    RAMP FUN:

    Round 1: Bearcrawl the ramp around to the steps and run up steps.

    Round 2: Lunge the ramp around to steps and run up steps.

    Round 3: Left Side Shuffle the ramp around to steps and run up steps.

    Round 4: Right Side Shuffle the ramp around to steps and run up steps.

    DORA on new boat ramp/dock:

    Partner up with one boat. Timer paddles to the middle of the river and paddles back. Other partner is completing LBC’s on dock. Second round, exercise partner is completing Squats.

    Main Event:

    Everyone grab their boat and head upriver. At the first crop of rocks, practice Life-Saving 101 to a couple of the PAX (not naming names) who, in the slowest of motions, turned their boats over and went completely under the water. Rest of PAX yells “Fish in the Water!!” Recover the Fish and keep heading upriver around the bend to get a great view of the Willey Bridge and Bosher Dam. With 20 minutes to spare, turn around and head downriver into the awesome sunrise. Take a few minutes to enjoy the fellowship, scenery and God’s creation!

    Dock the boats at exactly 6:00am for COT:

    Numbers, Names, Announcements and Upchuck took us out!

    Announcements: See Slack!

    NMS:

    What a wonderful morning for this! YHC thought last year had perfect weather and river conditions for this workout, but this year was even better! We were the first people to use the brand new parking lot that was just finished yesterday evening. The sandbar is no more, so the exercising had to be completed on the newly built ramp/dock complex. What a nice new complex for river enthusiasts to enjoy! There were a few tricky moments during the DORA when partners were switching out of their boats, but no big issues. The PAX that did not wear gloves really enjoyed the bear crawls on the somewhat jagged concrete ramp. On the beginning on the main paddle upriver, two of the PAX flipped over to the left and went completely under. Fortunately, recovery of these two unnamed PAX went well and the paddle eventually continued on. There was a hard, fast paddle upriver until it was time to turn around and ease back down to the VSF (dock). A few of the PAX bottomed out on some rocks along the way but managed to free themselves without any issues. 100% attendance at coffeeteria afterwards. PERFECT MORNING!

    Thanks for posting this morning, men!

    Enjoy your day!

    SYITG!

    Kubota

  • PreBlast: “Deliverance 3” River/Kayak Workout

    PreBlast: “Deliverance 3” River/Kayak Workout

    Who: Pax with a kayak or canoe

    What: First Watch 3rd annual River/Kayak Workout

    When: Wednesday 6/22 @ 5:00am sharp

    Where: Huguenot Flatwater Boat Landing

    Why: Because it’s fun!

    One Hour Workout with Coffeeteria after at Starbucks

    We will push off no later than 5:00am

    Headlamps recommended

    Any Questions, hit me up.

    SYITG!

  • Tuck N Roll

    A dozen mighty warriors attacked Rock N Roll on this humid foggy morning where it was 70 and sunny only between 7-8am. According to the Chesterfield County Parks and Recreation workers, the following may have occurred:

    Mosey to an upper parking lot near baseball fields for COP:

    Deadman Hang, Helicopters, DQ’s, Copperhead Squats, Ukranian Soldiers, Suzanne Somers L, Scorpion Kicks, Suzanne Somers R, LBC’s, Merkins

    Compounding Four Corners (Fan Favorite):

    Corner 1: 10 Hand-Release Merkins

    Corner 2: add 20 Squats

    Corner 3: add 30 2-ct Flutter Kicks

    Corner 4: add 40 Monkey Humpers

    Al Gore-a-rama

    Partner up for PLT’s: 2 x 20 reps each partner

    Line up and complete three runs:

    75 yards at 50%

    75 yards at 75%

    75 yards at 100%

    Mosey to nice grass strip beside dog park for:

    Triple Check:

    Partner 1: Carolina Dry Docks

    Partner 2: Lt. Dans

    Partner 3 (timer) Murder Bunny to cone and back (well received)

    3 Rounds

    Staying on Grassy Strip, form 3 teams of 4 for:

    Tug-O-War!! Round Robin Tourney

    Team Morning Wood: 1st Place

    Team Daisies: 2nd Place

    Team Rock-N-Roll: Honorable Mention 🙂

    Form 2 teams of 6 for a couple more pulls of the rope.

    Deposit new coupons for the AO at the secret coupon stash that Florence will tell future Q’s about.

    Mosey back towards the Shovel Flags and stop at wooden guard rails for:

    15 x Dips, 15 x Incline Merkins, 15 x Decline Merkins

    10 x Dips, 10 x Incline Merkins, 10 x Decline Merkins

    5 x Dips, 5 x Incline Merkins, 5 x Decline Merkins

    Mosey to the flags and circle up for Mary:

    Heels to Heaven, Rosalitas, WW2’s, Flutter Kicks, SSH’s, Mountain Climbers, APD’s, Diamond Merkins, others, Burpees

    Numbers, Names, Announcements, and YHC took us out!

    Coffeeteria

    NMS:

    What a morning to meet some new PAX! YHC committed a cardinal F3 sin this morning by Q’ing an AO YHC has never posted to. But these things happen during a Takeover week. T-Claps to Florence for growing this AO and trying to recruit every male(?) that is at the park on Saturday mornings! Tug-O-War was a blast, Murder Bunnies were not! Welcome to FNG Finkle! Finkle is Ozark’s grown 2.0 and was a place kicker at the University of North Ohio Polar Bears. Welcome back to Seadoo who has been adjusting to his new baby. We will see more of him in the near future.

    Thanks for unknowingly welcoming YHC to Rock N Roll. Last Call was sure excited to have YHC for 3 Q’s this week and Florence had YHC for 2. First Watch has graciously donated 10 of their heavy blocks to the Rock N Roll AO. Don’t let the Parks and Rec workers take them!

    Now, Tuckahoe Takeover is officially over. Fun week! Next we have an SOJ Takeover coming in June. No way it can be run as efficiently as Tuckahoe’s, but will still be fun.

    Enjoyed it, men and way to work hard!

    SYITG!

    Kubota

  • TWIN TUCKAHOE TAKEOVER TEAM

    Four South of the Border Twin Team regulars and one Tuckahoe Takeover Q piled into Bettie Weaver and accomplished the following:

    Traveling COP down James River Drive:

    SSH’s, Mosey, Helicopters, DQs, Mosey, Deadman Hang, LBC’s, Mosey, Scorpion Kicks (SOJ Favorite), Box Cutters, Merkins, Mosey

    Traveling Lindsay towards river:

    Carolina Dry Docks and Squats

    Compounding Four Corners (SOJ Favorite):

    Corner 1: 10 x Merkins

    Corner 2: add 20 x Jump Squats

    Corner 3: add 30 x Flutter Kicks

    Corner 4: add 40 x Monkey Humpers

    Mosey toward river and stop at wood guard railing for:

    15 x Dips

    15 x Incline Merkins

    15 x Decline Merkins

    15 x Incline Sit-ups (ouch)

    Mosey to Kayak ramp and run up and down slippery steps three times

    Mosey to picnic tables for 2 x 20 PLT’s each partner

    Grab a Picnic Table for 20 step-ups

    Mosey back up James River Dr and stop off for a Jack Webb of WW2’s with x 4 American Hammers. Stop at 6 WW2’s and 24 American Hammers.

    Mosey a little further and stop off for some Mary: Heels to Heaven, APD’s, Rosalitas

    Mosey to the grassy knoll and complete clockwork merkins of: 12 at 12 o’clock, 3 at 3 o’clock, 6 at 6 o’clock and 9 at 9 o’clock

    Mosey back to the VSF for 30 seconds of Burpees.

    Numbers, Names, Announcements and YHC took us out!

    Announcements:

    Blood Drive – see Pigskin

    The Bridge – see Vinny

    9/11 Lincoln Memorial steps – see Doozy

    Memorial Day Conv. – see Gomer Pyle

    NMS:

    Great morning for yet another running bootcamp. Last Call enjoyed his second Kubota Q this week and had no complaints about the Compounding Four Corners. It was great to see Rosie, Doozy and Florence after quite a bit of time. Last Call, it was great to see you too, but I see you every week 🙂

    No sunrise on the river, yet. Little too cloudy this morning, but it should be a spectacle in the next few weeks. Future Q’s, this is the time of the year to head to the river and see it at Twin Team!

    3.0 miles for the workout, well done!

    It was a pleasure leading you men this morning and thanks for welcoming a stranger to Twin Team.

    Tuckahoe Takeover continues…

    SYITG!

    Kubota

  • Tuckahoe Maximus Takeover

    Six Circus Maximus Regulars plus one “welcomed by everyone except White Deer” guest Q, grabbed their bells and completed the following:

    COP (start delayed by White Deer):

    Deadman Hang, Reach for the Stars, Helicopters, DQ’s, Jazzercises, Suzanne Somers L & R

    Mosey to the Bus Loop and find a comfortable spot on the sidewalk for:

    Super Kettlebell 21’s:

    The three exercises are: High Pulls, KB Squats, 2-ct KB American Hammers

    21 of each exercise, Lunge across bus loop and back

    20, Lunge

    19, Lunge

    18, Lunge

    17, Lunge

    16, Run the Bus Loop

    15, Lunge

    14, Lunge

    13, Lunge

    12, Lunge

    11, Run the Bus Loop

    10, Lunge

    9, Lunge

    8, Lunge

    7, Lunge

    6, Lunge

    5, Bear Crawl/Crawl Bear

    4, Bear Crawl/Crawl Bear

    3, Bear Crawl/Crawl Bear

    2, Bear Crawl/Crawl Bear

    1, Run the Bus Loop

    Mosey back the flag for:

    COT, Numbers, Names, Announcements and YHC took us out!

    Announcements:

    Tuckahoe Takeover Week continues

    2 year Currahee anniversary tomorrow

    SOJ Takeover in a few weeks (how can it possibly be any better than Tuckahoe Takeover??)

    June 4 Blood Drive – See Pigskin

    June 4 The Bridge Convergence – See Vinny

    Memorial Day Convergence at Tredegar 7am

    Prayers for Whitesnake’s friend/neighbor Ryan who has Colon Cancer

    Prayers for Lighthouse’s family

    Prayers for several PAX who are dealing with ailments/issues

    NMS:

    Nice morning for a kettlebell beatdown! It was nice to see the Circus Maximus men again. It had been too long! Always a pleasure to see White Deer even though he gave YHC a hard time for showing up to Q. It was great to also see familiar faces Atilla and Offshore and to see and get to know Whitesnake, Pigskin and Lighthouse a little better. YHC will be back once school is out! Great job attacking the workout, men and I hope you attack the day, as well!

    SYITG!

    Kubota