Author: Jim Huddle

  • Where Am I

    After running around the parking lot, we stopped at the flag and I gave the standard disclaimer starting off with “Welcome to Heartbreak Ridge.” Whitesnake provided the vital information that this was in fact, The Deep. That’s a good thing. Otherwise, the Standard disclaimer might have been ineffective.

    • 20 SSHs
    • 10 Man-Maker Merkins
    • 15 Crunchy Frogs
    • Stretch

    Mosey around parking lot

    • 20 IWs
    • 10 Diamond Merkins
    • 10 Crotch Grabbers (Sort of like a V-up but clap hands underneath first one knee and then the other
    • Stretch

    Mosey around parking lot

    • 20 Squats
    • 10 Stagger Arm Merkins
    • 10 Suzanne Sommers (each side)
    • Stretch

    Mosey around parking lot

    • 10 Don Quixotes
    • 10 Stagger Arm Merkins
    • 15 Ukrainian Hammers
    • Stretch

    Mosey to the bus loop for 11s.

    • Mike Tyson & Deep Mountain Climbers

    Mosey to the back of the school: 3X

    • 8 Pullups
    • 15 Merkins
    • 30 Squats

    Mosey to the wall at the entrance to the school for

    • 15 People’s chair airpress
    • 10 BTTW hip slaps in cadence
    • 60 count 6-inch leg lift

    Don’t tell anyone but we were a minute over on time.

    Announcements

    Morgen: 2nd Tuesday, 2nd F: Noon, Innsbrook Firehouse Subs

    September 20, 11th anniversary convergence at Dog Pile, 7:00 AM

    September 26: CSAUP SOJ; The ‘Warm Triangle’ 8:00 PM to Midnight, Check Slack for details

    COT

    “Day by Day, what you choose, what you think and what you do is what you become.” Heraclitus

  • Where’s Handshake

    We had 13 today, but no Honeydo and no Handshake. We started without them. The workout went something like this.

    Mosey forward, Karioke left, Mosey backwards, Karioke right back to start

    Disclaimer

    Warmup: in cadence

    • 20 SSHs
    • 20 Imperial Walkers

    Mosey to the front of the school: in cadence

    • 10 Don Quixote in cadence
    • Stretch: Right foot/Right hand; flapjack

    Mosey to the wall at Quioccasin

    • 15 People’s chair airpress
    • 10 BTTW Hand Slaps in cadence
    • 10 Donkey Kix OYO
    • 15 People’s chair Milkers
    • 10 BTTW Australian Mountain Climbers
    • 15 Donkey Kix OYO
    • 15 People’s chair Lalannes
    • 10 BTTW toe taps
    • 15 Donkey Kix OYO

    Mosey to hill between Quioccasin and Pemberton

    • Jacob’s ladder: up the hill 7 times with 1, 2, 3, etc. to 7 Burpees at the top
    • Stretch

    Mosey to playground behind Pemberton: 3 veces (español: 3 times)

    • 8 Pullups OYO
    • 15 Merkins OYO
    • 30 Squats OYO

    Mosey to the wall at Quioccasin

    Crab Walk most of the way to the corner at the front

    Mosey to the side of the school: Partner up for a Dora across the parking lot for

    • 75 Merkins
    • 150 LBCs
    • 225 Flutter Kix (2 ct)

    Mosey to flag.

    • 20 APDs in cadence
    • 15 Heels to Heaven in cadence
    • 60-count 6-inch leg lift

    Announcements

    September 6: Party at Tater’s for Gypsy and Pinto upcoming weddings: Bring dessert or side, Let Tater know if you’re coming.

    September 9: Lunch a week from today at Firehouse Subs: 2nd Tuesday/2nd F

    September 20: 11th anniversary of F3 in RVA: Check Slack for details

    COT

    “It is not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matter.” Epictetus

  • Send in the Clowns

     

    Had to think of a name for today’s workout….

    Record attendance? Certainly, the most I can immediately recall.

    FYI: Since Lighthouse took the foto, I had to add him in as separately.

    Disclaimer: I am not a professional. Feel free to modify any exercise in order to avoid injuries. Also, I have specifically accept no responsibility for White Deer.

    Warmup

    • 20 SSHs
    • 20 IWs
    • 10 Don Quixote
    • Stretch: plank position, right hand, right foot, then Pfannkuchen.

    Mosey to covered walkway

    11s. We walked back and forth across the width of the covered walkway.

    • Renegade Rows (each arm), Rifle carry both directions, Calf Raise

    Triple Check:

    • The Timer rifle carries their KB to the Propane Tank, does 5 burpees and returns
    • Partner 2 Squats
    • Partner 3 Curls
    • Run around the island
    • Stretch

    Triple Check:

    • The Timer rifle carries their KB to the Propane Tank, does 5 burpees and returns
    • Partner 2 Swings
    • Partner 3 Hammers
    • Run around the island

    Your favorite KB exercise: I started with 15 Triceps.

    • Each person calls an exercise for the group

    Back to the flag

    Announcements:

    Sept 1 Labor Day Convergence on Monday at 7:00 AM, Dogpile (Dogwood Dell)

    Sept 6: See Tater about party for Gypsy and Pinto

    Sept 8: 2nd Tuesday, 2nd F: meet at noon at TBD

    COT:

    I saw this quote the other day: “Every father should remember that his son will follow his example and not his advice.”

  • Marcus Aurelius

    From time to time, I see these quotes from Marcus Aurelius. See COT below for more information.

    Friendly reminder: check your aliases in Big Data (Saltlick, Salt Lick)

    Mosey to corner Parking lot and give standard disclaimer

    • 20 SSHs
    • 10 Man-Maker Merkins
    • 15 Crunchy Frogs
    • Stretch: on the ground, right hand to right foot with left foot on right thigh and then Pfannkuchen

    Mosey to Asphalt playground

    • 20 IWs
    • 10 Diamond Merkins
    • 10 each side Suzanne Sommers
    • Stretch: Plank position, right foot to right hand and then Pfannkuchen

    Mosey to corner parking lot

    • 20 Squats
    • 10 Stagger Arm Merkins
    • 15 Dollies
    • Stretch: Stand up, left over right and touch the ground and then Pfannkuchen

    Mosey to asphalt playground

    • 10 Don Quixotes
    • 10 Stagger Arm Merkins
    • 15 Ukrainian Hammers
    • Stretch: Shoulder stretch each arm

    Line up on sidewalk to the asphalt playground for 11s

    • Mike Tyson & V-Ups

    To the grass playground in back; Count off by 3s. Rotate Clockwise.

    • 10 Get-ups at the swings, (lay on your back and then stand up without using your hands.)
    • 20 Hanging Knee-ups at pull-up bars,
    • 30 Dips at benches,

    To the wall for

    • 15 People’s chair airpress
    • 10 BTTW hip slaps in cadence
    • 3 burpees
    • 15 People’s chair Milkers
    • 10 BTTW Australian Mountain Climbers
    • 3 burpees
    • 15 People’s chair Lalanne
    • 10 BTTW Toe Taps
    • 4 burpees
    • 15 Donkey Kix

    On the patio in front of the wall for

    • 60 count 6-inch leg lift

    Time’s up!

    Announcements:

    August 12: 2nd Tuesday, 2nd F: Tres Machos off Cox Road: Verify with Slack on details Gomer Pyle

    August 16: The Bridge: Check with Upchuck, Bootleg for details or see Slack. Also on August 16, the Homegrown Half. See Slack

    COT:

    Prayer concerns: Roger Roger and wife, Handshake’s niece Charlotte, Fudd’s sister Mary, Fireman Ed

    “The nearer a man comes to a calm mind, the closer he is to strength.” Aurelius connects inner peace with power. Calmness is not passivity – it’s focus, discipline, and mastery over emotion. A steady mind can withstand any storm.

  • Breaking Bread

    A successful venture! They are very appreciative of the hot meal! I got there at 5:30 PM.

    I brought 2 Stouffer’s lasagna (each feeds 7), a carton of mixed spring greens, a bottle of Ranch and a bottle of balsamic vinaigrette salad dressing, cut up some carrots, cucumbers and tomatoes so that they could be added to the salad, 24 mini cupcakes, and 1 1/2 gallons of lemonade. Unfortunately, I left the rolls at home.

    I had to drop off because we went out of town that evening.

    I had some trouble finding the place. It’s a 2-story red brick building with the entrance on the right (as you face the building). On the opposite side of the street, there is the white and yellow sign for the Richmond Police Station, 2nd precinct and an orange and white Sign for Orange Beauty Supplies. I found this more useful in identifying the location than the Wendy’s which has been shut down.

  • Who Said

    Since we’re getting very close to Independence Day, I prepared a group of questions that I asked when we were doing stretching exercises. See the end of the writeup. Lighthouse had a really great idea. I should have picked my questions from the citizenship exam! Next time!

    Mosey to the parking lot for

    Disclaimer

    • I’m not a professional
    • Push yourself but don’t hurt yourself
    • Don’t leave here with more injuries than you came with
    • Feel free to modify any exercise

    Warm-up

    • 20 SSHs
    • 10 Man-Maker Merkins
    • 15 Crunchy Frogs
    • Stretch: on the ground, right hand to right foot with left foot on right thigh and then flapjack

    Mosey to Pull-up bars

    • 20 IWs
    • 10 Diamond Merkins
    • 10 each side Suzanne Sommers
    • Stretch:

    Sevens

    • Pullups
    • Step ups

    Mosey to New Pickleball area

    • 20 Squats
    • 10 Stagger Arm Merkins
    • 15 Dollies
    • Stretch:

    Mosey to Far End Zone of Gridiron

    • 10 Don Quixotes
    • 10 Stagger Arm Merkins
    • 15 Ukrainian Hammers
    • Stretch:

    Mosey to Soccer field for Sevens

    • Getups
    • Hammers

    Mosey to wall in front of the school for:

    • People’s Chair 15 Air Press, 10 BTTW Hip Slaps, 15 Donkey Kix OYO
    • People’s Chair 15 Muhammad Ali, 10 BTTW Australian Mountain Climbers, 15 Donkey Kix OYO
    • People’s Chair 15 Milkers, 10 BTTW Toe Taps, 15 Donkey Kix OYO

    Mosey to Soccer Field for Four Corners (using 20-yard line and goal line)

    • 20 Shoulder taps
    • 20 APDs
    • 20 Crunchy Frogs
    • 20 Squats
    • Come back to the center each time for 5 Burpees

    Mosey to benches for Countdown (10, 9, 8, etc)

    • Bulgarians
    • Dips

    Back to the parking lot for

    • 20 Heels to Heaven
    • 20 Flutter kicks

    Announcements

    July 4th: convergence at Atlee High School: 7:00 AM. Roger Roger 6:30 departure from Godwin: Let him know if you want to carpool.

    July 19: The Bridge; see Whitesnake.

    Coming on a future Saturday, we’ll move the workout to Lake Anna

    COT

    I read the following from the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

    “When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.”

    “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That, to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That, whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.”

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    There’s also a great deal more which I didn’t read and haven’t reproduced here. But below are a few of the “Injuries and Usurpations” listed in the Declaration:

    “He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners;”

    “He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.”

    “For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:”

    “For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:”

    “For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:”

    “For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:”

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    AND BELOW ARE THE QUESTIONS I ASKED PLUS A FEW I DIDN’T GET TO:

    • Who said: “Government is not reason, it is not eloquence-it is force! Like fire it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master; never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action.” Answer: George Washington
    • Who said “Our constitution is color-blind, and neither knows nor tolerates classes among citizens. In respect of civil rights, all citizens are equal before the law.” Justice John Marshall Harlan; This is from his dissent in Plessy v. Ferguson (Separate but Equal ruling legalizing segregation in 1896.)
    • Name a significant fact about John Marshall Harlan: He was a slaveholder prior to the Civil War. (He also fought with the Union Army in the Civil War and was from Virginia.)
    • What document was Lincoln referring to in the Gettysburg Address when he wrote “four score and seven years ago,”: Answer: Declaration of Independence
    • Who said: “These are the times that try men’s souls; the summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of his country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.” Answer:  Thomas Paine, The American Crisis
    • Who from Virginia, signed the Declaration of Independence: Answer: George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton
    • How many times does the Constitution use the word ‘slave’, ‘slavery’ or other derivation, prior to the 13th amendment? Answer: zero! The Constitution was very artfully worded!
    • What English philosopher greatly influenced the Declaration of Independence: Answer John Locke. Locke’s “Second Treatise of Government” provided the foundation for the Declaration’s concept of natural rights and the social contract theory, which posits that governments derive their legitimacy from the consent of the governed. Written in 1683, between the time of the English Civil War and the Glorious Revolution.
    • Where did Habeas Corpus come from and what is it: Answer: Habeas corpus, often called “the Great Writ,” originated in England’s common law system, evolving over centuries from the 12th century onwards. It gained prominence with the Magna Carta (1215) and was later formalized in the Habeas Corpus Act of 1679, which guaranteed the right to challenge unlawful imprisonment.
    • Who said: “A man’s rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box.” Answer: Frederick Douglas
    • Who said: “We are descended from a people whose government was founded on liberty; our glorious forefathers of Great Britain made liberty the foundation of everything. That country is become a great, mighty, and splendid nation; not because their government is strong and energetic, but, sir, because liberty is its direct end and foundation.” Answer: Patrick Henry
    • Who said: “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” Answer: Benjamin Franklin
    • Who said: “The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.” Answer: Benjamin Franklin
    • Who said: “In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” Answer: Benjamin Franklin
    • Who said: “A republic, if you can keep it” Answer: Benjamin Franklin
    • Who said: “nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.” Answer: Thomas Jefferson
  • No Music

    I didn’t remember that I had the Q today until about 1 minute before I got there. No problem, except I didn’t bring any music.

    The following is more or less correct.

    Disclaimer

    Warmup

    • 20 SSHs
    • 20 IWs
    • 10 Don Quixote
    • Stretch: plank position, right hand, right foot, then Pfannkuchen.

    Circle up near the covered walkway for Shut-ups. (All exercises are OYO.)

    • 20 Swings
    • 20 Hammer Curls
    • 20 Upright Rows
    • 20 Triceps
    • 20 Flutter kix
    • 20 Ukrainian Hammers
    • 20 Press
    • 20 Swats

    Except for the Flutter kix, this spells ‘SHUT-UPS’. I pay no royalties to the creator of this routine back in Charlotte, but this is approximately his standard routine.

    • Run around the Circus Maximus

    Upright Row Countdown

    • 20 Upright Rows
    • 20 Deep Mountain Climbers (single Count)
    • 18 Upright Rows
    • 18 Deep Mountain Climbers (single Count)
    • down to 2 of each
    • Stretch: on your six for right hand/right foot and Pfannkuchen

    11s Bro Code Style, Waiter carry in between: Between the grass paralleling the covered walkway and the other side of the closest driveway part of the Circus Maximus. starting with

    • 10 Squats
    • 1 Curl
    • Run around the Circus Maximus

    Ring of Fire, Kettlebell style. Each person picks an exercise  and a count and we do it OYO. We got most of the way around before we were running out of time.

    • 6-inch leg lift for 60 count.

    Annoucement:

    July 4: Dapile (Atlee High School) Convergence

    July 19: The Bridge (Whitesnake)

    Prayers for Roger Roger and his family, Fireman Ed, 2 Pilots and their families (Details Roger Roger), Fudd’s sister Mary

  • Babel

    Light rain for the start, a bit warm, very humid.

    Mosey forward, Karioke left, Mosey backwards, Karioke right back to start

    Disclaimer

    Warmup: in cadence

    • 20 SSHs
    • 20 Imperial Walkers
    • 10 Don Quixote

    Mosey to Heartbreak Ridge

    • Jacob’s ladder: up the hill 7 times with 1, 2, 3, etc. to 7 Burpees at the top
    • Stretch

    Mosey to railings behind Quioccasin for 11s; Under the railings in both directions

    • HR Merkins on grassy side
    • Star jumps on the gravel side
    • Stretch

    Mosey to the wall at Quioccasin

    • 15 People’s chair airpress
    • 10 BTTW Shoulder Taps in cadence
    • 10 Donkey Kix OYO
    • 15 People’s chair Milkers
    • 10 BTTW Australian Mountain Climbers
    • 5 Burpees OYO
    • 15 People’s chair Lalannes
    • 10 BTTW toe taps
    • 15 Pole smokers OYO

    Mosey/lunge walk/bear crawl to Quioccasin parking lot and partner up for a Dora:

    • 50, each partner does 50 Merkins
    • 100 Crunchy Frogs: Pulled the plug early because of time

    Mosey to flag passing by the Fire Station and its decorations.

    • 15 Heels to Heaven in cadence

    Announcements

    2nd Tuesday 2nd F at Joey’s Hot Dogs in Innsbruck: noon

    Wednesday Kayaking(?)

    COT

    One of the lessons for the past Sunday was on the Tower of Babel. The story in Genesis is about why there are so many languages. Babel in Hebrew means confusion.

    Communication when people speak different languages is very difficult if not impossible. But even communication between people who speak the same language can be difficult. Some keys to effective communication: listen, be patient, ask questions to understand and speak clearly.

    We continued the conversation on various topics at Starbucks. Illustrating the difficulty of communication, one of us went to a different Starbucks. (We typically go to Starbucks off Gaskins; Gayton Crossing).

  • Rev. Will B. Dunn

    The Rev. was a cartoon character in a comic strip by Doug Marlette. If I remember correctly, the Rev., would sometimes talk about competing with others for being the most humble.

    Mosey around parking lot. Stop and give standard disclaimer (I am not a professional. Modify whenever you feel that is in your best interest. Don’t leave here with more injuries than you came with.)

    Warm-up

    • 20 SSHs in cadence
    • 10 Man-Maker Merkins in cadence
    • 15 Crunchy Frogs in cadence
    • Stretch

    Mosey to end of covered walkway

    • 20 IWs in cadence
    • 10 Diamond Merkins in cadence
    • 10 Crotch Grabbers (new exercise. Sort of like a V-up but clap hands underneath first one knee and then the other) in cadence
    • Stretch

    Mosey to entrance to playground around back

    • 20 Squats in cadence
    • 10 Stagger Arm Merkins in cadence
    • 10 Suzanne Sommers (each side) in cadence
    • Stretch

    Mosey to asphalt playground

    • 10 Don Quixotes in cadence
    • 10 Stagger Arm Merkins in cadence
    • 15 Ukrainian Hammers in cadence
    • Stretch

    Mosey to playground with equipment: 3x

    • 10 Pull-ups
    • 20 Merkins
    • 30 Squats
    • Run to BB court and back

    Mosey to back of school

    • 10 Prisoner get ups in cadence
    • 20 Rocky Balboas (toe taps in a plank position) in cadence
    • 10 Bird Dogs in slow cadence
    • 5 Side Planks (hold for 5 count)
    • 5 Side Planks, other side (hold for 5 count)

    Mosey to beginning of covered walkway: Partner up for Merkin ladder to 5 and back down

    • Partner 1 does 1 merkin. Then Partner 2 does 1 merkin
    • Partner 1 does 2 merkins. Then Partner 2 does 2 merkins
    • Partner 1 does 3 merkins. Then Partner 2 does 3 merkins
    • Partner 1 does 4 merkins. Then Partner 2 does 4 merkins
    • Partner 1 does 5 merkins. Then Partner 2 does 5 merkins
    • Partner 1 does 4 merkins. Then Partner 2 does 4 merkins
    • Etc.

    Siebens (7s) along the length of the covered walkway

    • Squats (6,5,4,3,2,1)
    • Burpees (1,2,3,4,5,6)

    Mary

    • 15 APDs

    Announcements

    2nd Tuesday, 2nd F in 8 days: Joey’s Hot Dogs

    COT

    Humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less. Rick Warren

    If you think you are not conceited, it means you are very conceited indeed. CS Lewis

    For Lewis, the truly humble man “will not be thinking about humility: he will not be thinking about himself at all.” The only way to begin to grasp this is by admitting first that you think of yourself more highly than you ought, for “if you think you are not conceited, you are very conceited indeed.” Aaron Armstrong

  • Dry Package Installed

    When I was in Charlotte and it rained, there was one person who always asked if the ‘Dry Package was Installed’. Today, we installed the dry package and went to the Dave and Buster’s parking deck. Yes, we drove there.

    By the way, Jim Thorpe’s birthday (AKA: Wa-Tho-Huk, May 22 or 28, 1887) might be today! Thorpe was an American athlete who won Olympic gold medals and played professional football, baseball, and basketball. Often considered the greatest athlete of the first half of the 20th Century.

    And congratulations to Lighthouse who got a paper published on the effect of more frequent external reporting of accounting results and short term thinking in business management. (You’ll have to ask him if I understood it correctly!)

    Warm-up

    • 20 SSHs
    • 20 IWs
    • 10 Don Quixote

    Next, we ran up and down the ramps doing the following (more or less accurate description):

    • 10 Merkins at each turn on the way up
    • 10 Hammers at each turn on the way down
    • 10 Hand release merkins at each turn on the way up
    • 10 Crunchy Frogs at each turn on the way down
    • 10 Shoulder Taps at each turn on the way up
    • 15 Flutters at each turn on the way down
    • 10 Crab cakes at each turn on the way up
    • 15 APDs at each turn on the way down

    Ran out of time!

    No announcements

    COT

    I have read that we are evolutionarily predisposed to be pessimistic because the pessimist anticipated problems (is there a tiger in the grass over there?) and survived while the optimist got eaten by the tiger. As Christians, perhaps we should be optimistic because God is over everything on earth. Maybe a realistic outlook on life is a combination of both perspectives. Something to think about!