Author: Swoop

  • Elfs in training

    10 Elfs showed up to get in some last minute training before the big day. YHC had a plan to get them ready!

    Warmarama- Dead man hang, arm circles, imperial walkers, flutter kicks, LBCs , merkins

    Mosey up the hill and around the neighborhood- 10 merkins at every house along the way with Christmas lights – stopping in Nancy’s cul de sac. Surprisingly not that many houses were festive this year.

    Triple check at the cul de sac- Runner ran to nancy’s house 2 burpees before returning, exercises were freddie mercury & squats

    Mosey down heist street and back to the parking lot. Stopping at every house for 10 of called exercises. (werkins, monkey humpers, alabama prom dates, plank jacks, mountain climbers, heels to heaven)

    In the parking lot we did some coupon work 10 , 20, 30, 40 (curls, skull crushers, WWII, Squats) followed by 10, 20, 30 ,40 ( squats, WWII, skull crushers, Curls)

    With still time left we hit the hill for a suicide style run up the hill stopping along the way for some exercises. 1/4 way up 20 dry docks…back to the bottom, half way up 30 squats…back to the bottom, 3/4 way up 40 lunges…back to the bottom, all the way up 5 burpees (christmas present from swoop was not doing 50 burpees to finish)

    mosey back to the parking lot for a quick round of mary then time was called

    announcements- sign up for the ruck and great news from yeehaw about Liv

    Prayers- continued prayers for swoops friend that was in a paragliding accident in brazil and is in a medically induced coma and for patience and staying present and enjoying the holidays with family and friends.

    Merry Christmas!!

  • Monday Morning Audible

    With Yeehaw on the mend an audible was called and YHC stepped in to take the Q this morning. 10 beasts showed up to push themselves hard this morning. here is how it went down…

    Mosey to the cul de sac and back to parking lot for some warmarama- SSH, Helicopters, Imperial walkers, dead man hang, LBC, Flutter kicks

    mosey over to the other side of the parking lot for some parking lot workout. starting with first parking spot 5 merkins, 10 squats, 15 LBCs then run to the dumpster and back to the spot right before the starting spot then repeat until down the parking spots . approx 10 spots

    circle up for some wave style exercises. starting with YHC we started with 10 jump squats when I hit my 5th the next person started and continued their 10 and repeated around the circle. when complete we moved on to a circle of each of the following – mountain climbers, merkins, burpees, flutter kicks

    headed over to the tennis courts for some partner work- 25 SSH then bear crawl to center of court and 10 booyah merkins bernie back to the start then repeat for freddie mercury and WWII

    Time Called

    Announcements- tacky light run, 12 days of Christmas ( signup for secret santa)

    prayer requests- swoops friend friend home recovering from paragliding accident. keeping all families in our prayers for the holiday season

    Always great to lead this pack who pushes it every day. Iron Sharpens Iron.

  • Kettlebell Hot potato

    4 SOJ beasts escaped the warm fart sack this morning for a kettle bell beat down. Since no one took the Q it was tie for some hot potato… here is how it went down

    Warmarama led by Nancy Lopez ( SSH, Helicopters, Imperial walkers, cherry pickers, Merkins, LBC, flutter kicks, plan jacks)

    Mosey to the corner for a Swoop led Dora- 50 curls, 100 skull crushers, 150 squats….timer runs to the island

    Cookie jumped in to lead a 4 corners (prostitute style) with his cheese slicer…..around the parking lot . 10 merkin pull throughs, 20 overhead press, 30 lawnmower pulls, 40 raise the roof

    Rudy jump in next to led some strectching after the run…calf raise, alabama prom dates, lunges, one leg alabama prom dates

    Back to swoop for a little parking lot circuit each parking spot we did 10 squats , 10 curls, 10 skull crushers…then run to the island and back to the parking spot one closer to the island and took one off each exercise….repeat till we were down to zero

    Nancy closed us out with some mary ( box cutters, hello dolly, rosalita )

    announcements – rosie’s 12 days of Christmas coming up

    rudy took us out in prayer. have a great day guys!

  • Thankful for breaking bread

    Swoop, his M and 2.0’s were the excited to have our first opportunity to participate in breaking bread. The whole family took time to help make the meal for 8 people this evening. I am sure the food was enjoyed by the people but I am also sure my 2.0’s were able to see how we can help those in need. Thanks again for the opportunity !

  • Taking a ride down Route 66

    10 Fearless men turned out this morning for a nice morning ride down Route 66….Here is how it went down.

    Mosey to the other side of the horseshoe for a warmup- helicopters, dead man hang, imperial walkers, merkins, LBCs

    mosey over to the tennis court for a 4 corners (prostitute style) – 10 mountain climbers, 20 merkins, 30 monkey humpers, 40 freddie mercury

    Then off to Route 66- run around the neighborhood with a burpee at the first intersection and adding another burpee at the next…..we traveled past 11 intersections with increasing burpees for a total of 66 burpees. there were no pit stops on route 66 and Wildcat was our pace car so we crushed this!!

    back to the clubhouse for a dora- 50 carolina dry docks, 100 high knees, 150 LBC

    finished the time off with a 4 corners around the parking lot ( prostitute style) – 10 LBC, 20 Squats, 30 heels to heaven , 40 box cuttters

    Time called.

    announcements- meals for shaw shank, thanksgiving Q, breaking bread

    Wildcat took us out in prayer

    Thanks to the group. always an honor to lead this group of guys who are pushing to better themselves every day.

  • SOJ knows it is always sunny in the gloom

    The rumors were swirling that the north of the river men were saying that SOJ wouldn’t hack the cold weather. This morning 12 angry SOJ beasts showed up to prove them wrong…wearing jorts of course!

    Here is how it went down

    Warmarama- quick mosey to the front of the entrance and back followed by SSH, Don Q, Imperial Walkers, Cherry pickers, Merkins, LBC’s

    11’s – Decline merkins & jump squats- runner to the opposite end of the parking lot

    triple check with coupons- curls, skull crushers, runner to the other side of parking lot

    BUILD THE HILL- 1/4 way up the hill 5 burpees…back to the bottom ….1/4 way 5 burpees continue to 1/2 way for 10 mountain climbers….back to the bottom…followed by burpees, mountain climbers and 3/4 way 15 lbc…lastly climb one more time 5burpees , 10mountain climbers, 15 LBC, 20 SSH

    Still time left for more coupon work…circled up for a you call it around the circle of alternating excercises rotating coupons for each exercise ( curls 2x, skull crushers, squats, chest press, shoulder press, WW2, leg raise, coupon hold above head, calf raise, merkins,rock copters)

    announcements- ruck for food, thanksgiving Q at Mary Mumford

    YHC took us out in prayer

    Great work this morning guys. Always an honor to lead this group.

  • GHOSTS North of the River- SOJ Strikes again

    The Ghosts from SOJ arrived in the clown car to steal the Q.

    10 men were ready for YHC to lead back to school session kettlebell style.

    Warmup- mozey around the parking lot followed by SSH, helicopters, cherry pickers, Merkins, LBCs

    THE THANG – BILLY MADISON – kettlebell style

    12 reps for each exercise- stacking the exercises as we go. lap around the parking lot between grades

    1st grade- Squats

    2nd grade- Squats, halos

    3rd grade- squats, halos, chest press

    4th grade- squats, halos, chest press, lunges

    5th grade- squats, haos, chest press, lunges, swings

    6th grade- squats, halos, chest press, lunges, swings, curls

    7th grade- squats, halos , chest press, lunges, swings, curls, overhead press

    8th grade- squats, halos, chest press, lunges, swings, curls, overhead press, big boy sit ups

    9th grade- squats , halos , chest press, lunges, swings, curls, overhead press, big boy sit ups, skull crushers

    10th grade – squats, halos, chest press, lunges, swings, curls, overhead press, big boy sit ups, skull crushers, merkins

    11 grade- squats, halos, chest press, lunges, swings, curls, overhead press, big boy sit ups, skull crushers, merkins, LBC’s

    12th grade- we skipped to 6th grade for good effort and time reasons…overhead press, big boy sit ups, skull crushers, merkins, LBC’s, BURPEES

    TIME CALLED

    Announcements- Rockwood park picnic, happy hour 10/13….check slack for details

    continued prayers for LIV, Wildcat and everyone in Israel.

    Thanks for allowing me to lead the great group of men this morning. the mumble chatter was wide ranging and a good beat down was served. Have an awesome day and watch out for ghosts!

  • Billy Madison- Kettlebell Style

    8 men joined YHC for a back to school session kettlebell style on this cooler morning.

    Warmup- mozey around the parking lot followed by SSH, helicopters, imperial walkers, cherry pickers, Merkins, LBCs

    THE THANG – BILLY MADISON – kettlebell style

    12 reps for each exercise- stacking the exercises as we go. lap around the parking lot between grades

    1st grade- Squats

    2nd grade- Squats, halos

    3rd grade- squats, halos, chest press

    4th grade- squats, halos, chest press, lunges

    5th grade- squats, haos, chest press, lunges, swings

    6th grade- squats, halos, chest press, lunges, swings, curls

    7th grade- squats, halos , chest press, lunges, swings, curls, overhead press

    8th grade- squats, halos, chest press, lunges, swings, curls, overhead press, big boy sit ups ( mumble chatter stopped at this point)

    9th grade- squats , halos , chest press, lunges, swings, curls, overhead press, big boy sit ups, skull crushers

    10th grade – squats, halos, chest press, lunges, swings, curls, overhead press, big boy sit ups, skull crushers, merkins

    11 grade- squats, halos, chest press, lunges, swings, curls, overhead press, big boy sit ups, skull crushers, merkins, LBC’s

    TIME CALLED- GED’s were issued for effort

    Announcements- Rockwood park picnic, happy hour 10/13….check slack for details

    continued prayers for LIV, Wildcat and everyone in Israel.

    Thanks for allowing me to lead the great group of men this morning. the mumble chatter was wide ranging and a good beat down was served. Have an awesome day!

  • Nolan Richardson & Bobby Hurley

    YHC decided to check out the exicon for a monday morning beat down. 9 men were up for the workout and some 90’s college basketball trivia.

    The bell rang and 5 burpees was called then a little mozey before the warmup.

    WARMUP- SSH, imperial walkers, helicopter, cherry pickers, LBC

    mosey over to the distaff hill for a small triple check – WWII’s, merkins and timer up to the top of the hill and back .

    Back to the clubhouse for the Nolan Richardson (compliments of the excion). Grab a partner. timer Bernie sanders to the end of the parking lot and One Bobby Hurley at the end before bernie sanders back. 100 of each per team – merkins, American hammers, monkey Humpers, plank jacks. first half complete!

    Mozey to the other side of the lot for the second half…turned to groups of three. same style but runner runs forward to the end and back. exercises were 100 flying squirrels, squats, LBC’s

    Time left for two rounds of suicides with merkins and squats and one ring of fire with merkins

    TIME CALLED.

    Announcements and YHC took us out in prayer with special prayers up for Warby’s father in law and Honeymoon’s brother. Also continued prayers for LIV and Wildcat.

    Blessed to be able to lead this morning! Grateful for F3 and all that we are doing in RVA. Lets keep it up!

  • Light post tour of the Old Hundred

    11 soldiers showed up for a kettlebell beatdown to kick off the post holiday week.

    After a brief farmers carry around the parking lot the fun began…

    Warmup ( of varying counts of the Q’s choice)
    SSH
    Don Quixote’s
    Imperial walkers
    Cherry Pickers
    Merkins
    LBC
    flutter kicks

    THE THANG

    Around the parking lot stopping at each of the 6 light posts for an exercise

    25 EACH
    Squat to lunge ( ALSO KNOWN TO MANY AS A LT. DAN)
    Leg raise to crunch
    Curl to press
    Chest press to overhead
    Swings
    Skull crushers

    we had so much fund with that we reversed it and completed that circuit again.

    on to the triple check
    Farmers carry to the crosswalk
    american hammers
    curls

    with a couple minutes left we headed towards the flag
    two minutes of around the world and time was called

    announcements- love for liv 9/16 , convergence 9/23

    prayer requests – cookie’s wife and continued prayers for Liv

    I took us out in prayer

    Have a great week! Continue to be the positive light in the world today! Thanks for the energy this morning guys I am grateful for the opportunity to lead.