Author: THE Yankee Aggressor

  • Maybe the easy way isn’t the easy way

    Seven faithful showed up in the #Gloom this morning at MM for a morning jog.  Weather was awesome, 70 degrees and sunny!

    The Thang

    Quick stretch.  Run to corner of Westmoreland and Grove.  Left on Grove.  Run to Three Chopt and back.  When you see the first guy coming back, turnaround and head back to the shovel flag.

    #6MOM

    1 minute plank

    15x Hello Dolly, with a hold at the end

    20x Rosalita

    20x Freddy Mercury

    1+ minute plank

    COT and out into the day

     

    Moleskin

    Abacus slowed his pace down and held court with Johnsonville and TYA.  A variety of topics covered, but most important message of the day was “maybe taking the easy was is not really the easy way after all”.    Seems like we are always looking for the quick fix or the magic pill to solve our health problems or other issues.  Too often in our current society this is the way people choose to solve their problems.  The right solution is often good old fashioned hard work, ala an F3 #beatdown.

     

    After the workout, Brain Tumor was feeling a little muscle fatigue in his hip abductors and was looking for some friendly advice on a remedy.  Several great ideas were thrown out.  Abacus first suggested that the best way to fix that was for Brain Tumor to have sex with his wife everyday (TYA wondered if he was having abductor issues if he needed to have sex with BT’s  wife).  After that Abacus demonstrated a few good stretches and exercises to help.  Johnsonville then chimed in with a suggestion.  Bleeder noted that the stretch that Johnsonville was demonstrating looked more like J’ville sexually assaulting the tree than a stretch.

    Bleeder sent YHC the below motivational poster in a email message.  I was totally confused by the message because the subject of the message was “Believe in yourself”.  This is not typically the type of message that Bleeder would send me.  When I looked at the poster,  I quickly realized that the subtitle of the message was the part that he was highlighting for me.

    believeinyourselfdemotivator

     

    Why run with the group

    We are now four weeks into our running regime and I think things are going pretty well.  When we first started the group, I really wondered why a group run was necessary and how it would help.  After going through the first month, I now see the light!  I run by myself three or four times a week. On my individual runs, I may increase my pace or my distance on occasion, but my individual workout is pretty consistent.  I have seen many benefits to the group runs thusfar: 1) I push myself harder #ISI 2) there is a gauge to see my progress 3) I see other people, some faster and some slower mentally battling through their run and it inspires me 4) great fellowship before and after the runs.

     

    So, come on out and join us for a Friday run.

  • New Pace Car

    3 faithful and 3 FRNG’s (Friday Run New Guy) ventured out into the cold and gloom in RVA today for RAMM run.

    The Thang

    Run around school to corner of Westmoreland and Grove.  Take a left of Grove, run to Three Chopt, turn around, run back to shovel flag.  When PAX see the first guy coming back down Grove, turn around and run back to shovel flag.

    COP

    10x slow merkins

    20x little baby crunches

    2+ minute plank.  Countdown by abacus

    COT and then Led out by Bleeder.

    Moleskin

    A little cold and windy to start out, but thankfully we had the wind at our backs coming home to the shovel flag.  Abacus led the pace today, the first run Johnsonville has not paced for the group.

    Bleeder crushed his previous best and his daily goal, by making it past Libby before the turn back.

    On the way out, Bleeder had his eyes set on Newman, and was pushing as hard as he could to catch him.  To his surprise, he started to reel in Newman about half way in.  To his shock, when he finally caught “newman” he figured out that it was not Newman at all, but a guy walking his dog that had a jacket on that looked similar to Newman’s.  #runningmirages

    Was lonely out on the course today as the usual crowded Grove avenue was deserted because of tomorrows Richmond Marathon.

  • Is that a fire hydrant or TYA?

    The PAX was five strong for our RAAM run. Great weather!

    The Thang

    QIC. THE Yankee Agressor

    Mosey to corner of Grove and Westmoreland.

    Run to three chopt and back. When first man is coming back, circle back. Meet at the corner of Grove and Westmoreland. Mosey back to shovel flag.

    Cop
    15x Merkins
    20x Imperial walkers
    15x Flutter kicks
    25x Freddy Mercury

    Moleskin

    Total distance traveled was 3.6 miles for the full loop. Route was well lit with plenty of other runners out there with us. Everyone acquitted themselves well. Johnsonville led the way followed by Lockjaw, TYA, Newman and Bleeder watching our 6. Second time on the same route saw improvement for all.

    For some of us (Johnsonville and TYA) the route today included a stop by the local Starbucks. No coffee purchased, but the bathrooms were well utilized! Bleeder noted that since it was around election time we did a “constitutional” run.

    During the flutter kicks, after about 8 reps, Johnsonville started to laugh out loud. The Q, undaunted by the laughter, continued on with the cadence calls….until. One of the unleashed dogs (after taking his morning constitutional) moseyed over to TYA, started sniffing around and licking the sweat of his bald head. At that point TYA called a halt to the exercise. Thankfully, the dog recognized that TYA was not a fire hydrant!

    Tomatoes were out there at the AO. Maybe the news that the group suspended operations during the cold weather was untrue? Bleeder?

    Bleeder again wins a weekly award. Best dressed. Wow. Did he dress in the dark? #projectrunway