Author: Wojo

  • Fake Field Trip

    10 HIMs fought off the comforts of the Monday Morning Fart Sack to catch YHC’s first post at Hoedown in nearly 2 years. As YHC headed to the second darkest AO in the West End, YHC’s mind raced a mile a minute. What to do? Head Off campus? It’s been nearly two years…. does the PAX even park in the same lot? A welcomed sight pulling onto Lindsay Drive reminded YHC was at the right spot…. BIG BLUE had secured the AO!

    Fumbling for words as to why YHC wore long sleeves whereas Swirly had ripped his off, the clock struck go time and the PAX mosey’d down Helper Rd. Circle up at Paris for a quick COT

    SSHs, Imperials Walkers, DQs, Dead Man Hang, Few Merkins and LBCs, time for the field trip YHC talked YHC out of. Instead of a hard right to Trinity UMC, YHC forged the PAX back to TES for a trio of partner exercises

    The Thang

    Dora 50-100-200

    Handrelease merkins, Two Count Flutters, Monkey Humpers

    Pace car Bear Crawls of the hill and moseys back

    ABCs for the Six

    Triple Check #1

    Mosey to the blacktop

    Pace car moseys the length of the court and back

    other exercises: people’s chair and mountain climbers

    Triple Check #2

    Mosey to the cafeteria wall

    Pace car lunges to Big Blue and moseys back

    other exercises: reverso crunches and BTTW

    5 mins of broga, stretching to close out the gloom

    Numberama, Namerama, YHC Took us out.

    Pleasure to lead at the closest AO to YHC’s home. Been too long. Enjoyed seeing some PAX YHC hadn’t in a while.

    YHC isn’t up to date on announcements, see slack for further details.

    Have a great week Gents! SYITG!

  • The WestHoe Takeover confirms the Caroline is STILL Under Construction

    6 HIMs rolled up to Richmond’s favorite Park AO for this week’s version of WDog. Unbeknownst to some, while YHC hasn’t posted to WDog in quite some time (4+ years), the ongoing construction at the Caroline….. remains strong. With a steamy gloom awaiting the PAX, the clock struck the bottom of the hour and we were off.

    Mosey past the construction barricade, the duo of workers rippin heaters and circle up for a quick COP

    F3 Intro, disclaimer

    imperial walkers, soldiers, DQs, arms circles and reverso, mountain climbers

    mosey to the bottom of Rugby Rd.

    Trees of Destiny

    PAX marches back up Pump House Rd back to the cul-de-sac alternating between bear crawls and lunges,

    Handshake with the 15 count

    Triple Check in the Dogwood Dell

    mosey to the Dogwood Dell stage following a cage fake out

    quick minute of wall sits, followed by a dead man hang

    triple check

    pace care runs the perimeter of the amphitheater

    wall sits and LBCs for the other duo

    ascending incline merkin buyout at each step out of the ampitheater

    circle up for a hitchhiker 20 count, arm circles

    YHC ran out of ideas, lunge back to the flag for mary

    LBCs, hello dollies, rosalitas and APDs

    Numberama, Namerama, YHC took us out.

    Lots of announcements (see slack or Hitchhiker, he rattled them all off!)

    • Homegrown Race (half, 10k, 5K) @ Robious Landing this Saturday (2nd Annual!)
    • Pickle Ball Tourney August….. 17th?
    • 10 Year Anni in September

    Moleskin

    Privileged to lead at a mid week AO YHC hadn’t ventured to in quite some time. Great to meet Choo Choo and Limey. Lively mumble chatter during each segment this morning. Thanks for letting YHC lead.

    See you in the Gloom!

  • I’m touching trees, Mam

    7 Tree Touchers descended on the forest surrounding Mary Munford’s campus for this week’s edition of 45MOM. Bright eyed and bushy tailed, YHC arrived wide awake thanks to the 2.0’s recent chapter of the 4 month old sleep regression. YHC thought the 3am and 4am wakeups were a thing of the past, but the 2.0 proved the opposite the last couple of weeks.

    As Hitchhiker approached at 5:29:56, YHC took off towards Grove a brief 4 seconds later. Mosey around the school, circle up near the globe on the blacktop for COP

    COP

    SSHs, DQs, Imperial Walkers, Ukrainian Soldiers, Scorpion Kicks, LBCs, brief Broga stretching

    The Thang

    Touch A Tree

    mosey to the soccer fields, partner up for touch a tree… try not to make direct eye contact with the passerbys as you touch a tree

    rounds of monkey humpers, copperhead squats and reverse crunches

    15 count courtesy of Handshake…. mosey to the Tennis courts

    4 Corners

    bear crawl to corner 1 -> 25 copper headsquats

    bernie sanders to corner two -> 25 hand release merkins

    bear crawl to 3 -> world war IIs

    bernie to 4 -> 25, 4 count SSHs

    20 count courtesy of Hitch

    Dora 1-2-3

    mosey to the bball courts

    pace car runs to and back

    100 merkins, 200 copperhead squats, 300 LBCs

    mosey back to flag

    5 minutes of mary

    hello dollies, APDs (limited due to visitors), rosalitas, LBCs, obliques

    ring o’ fire

    Numberama, Namerama, YHC took us out

    Sending prayers to Splinter and his family.

    Summer Tour in Full Swing. Nano Region Takeovers are looming.

    Great to see some folks YHC hadn’t seen in a year or two.

    Make the most of today. SYITG.

  • Happy 64th, Dad

    11 HIMs gathered at the earliest AO in the West End to see YHC had in store on a morning where the thermostat read: 64. This morning was full of numbers near and dear. More on that later.

    As the clock hit the top of the hour and the PAX were off into the gloom.

    Mosey around the church, 2 burpee buy in at each of the speed bumps

    COP for SSHs, Imperial Walkers, DQs, arm circles and 40 LBCs

    all followed by 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 = 15 burpees (19 running total)

    mosey to the church wall for a Triple Check

    pace car runs to and from the island closest to the bus, other exercises were donkey kicks and Lt Dans

    slow mosey to Kubota’s truck for Coupons

    Dora

    • pace car bear crawls and/or lunges to and from the closest PAX vehicle
    • 50 coupon shoulder presses, 100 coupon swings, 200 copper head squats

    On The Line

    • each PAX member grabs a parking spot for some good ol’ lifting
    • pace car has a 4 burpee buy in then moseys to the last exercise, PAX running total 61,YHC did a few extra for 64
    • exercises included (all with coupons): man makers, shoulder presses, copper head squats, swings, flutter kicks, LBCs, tea pots, bench presses, etc

    3 minutes of Mary

    hello dollies, APDs, Freddie mercuries, 29 flutter kicks

    Numberama, Namerama, YHC took us out

    Please lift up Upchuck as his nephew goes through tough times and his daughter who’s getting her knee checked out for something major.

    Grow Ruck this week, see slack for the details.

    YHC had to celebrate the best man I’ll ever know, my father, this morning. Today would have been his 64th birthday. Unfortunately, earlier this year, we lost my Dad. He passed suddenly a few weeks before welcoming YHC’s 2.0 to the world. Dad lived his life with every intent to make it past the age of 63, the age his father passed.

    The man, who always lived his life by the numbers (an accountant by trade), could never quantify outreach and impact on he had on his family, friends and community. Blessings, new (and unheard) stories of Dad and ways to honor his legacy show up daily; YHC’s favorite being my 2.0 shares his grandfather’s smile. Because my father would never boast about his numbers, YHC will:

    • Countless memories of Fall dictated by football seasons and tailgates, him taking over a dance floor at a wedding, learning as a youngster that cooking/grilling time is measured by beers consumed …for always being there for no matter what life brought
    • 200+ employees and their families – a number he and his business partners served daily. The number he thought about every night before going to bed.
    • 40+ years of marriage to my mother, a partnership that took care of everything for their 3 kids and future grandchildren
    • 29+ years at his final place of employment, a place he and his partners built from the original 12 employees to over 200+ strong. Part of his legacy spearheading an ESOP sale and transition from the partners to the employees a couple years ago.
    • Youngest of 5 siblings, a brotherhood that built YHC’s father into the man he’ll always be: tough as nails, compassionate, a servant leader, YHC’s North Star.

    64 will forever be your number, Dad. You wore it on the gridiron. You shot it once on the links. You served nearly 64 trips around the sun as our family’s shepherd. You owned it.

    Since January 14th, it’s been my honor it to go serve and own it for the next 64.

    Thanks for letting me serve and share today, Fellas.

    Here’s to Will Patterson. We love and miss you, Dad.

    Wojo

  • Super Six Plays a Game of P-I-G

    For the first time in 364 days YHC stuck to his Q sheet sign up and welcomed a crew of 5 plus YHC to another Thursday Gloom at Mary. Upon arrival YHC wasn’t sure of a few things:

    1. where to park at Mary Munford =>YHC moved twice
    2. numbers to expect given a heavy week of VQs => a super 6 including a downrange visitor YHC assumed was Canadian (Hoser of F3 Franklin, TN)
    3. how much rust is evident when this is YHC’s 2nd Q in the last 3 years => a lot more than you’d like
    4. how out shape is someone who hasn’t worked out much in the last several months and has an 11-week-old at the house => very

    One thing was certain: the bottom of the hour hit and YHC needed to do a quick scan of the options at the Mary Munford Athletics fields and courts

    COP

    quick mosey to the tennis courts, circle up for SSHs, DQs, Ukrainian Soldiers/toy soldiers according to our visitor, scorpion kicks, merkins, LBCs, brief broga stretching

    The Thang

    Phil Ford’s 4 Corners

    utilizing the corners of the tennis courts, compounding 20s of

    20 merkins, 40 jump squats, 60 monkey humpers and 80 SSHs

    brief broga stretch and hop over to the BBall courts

    P-I-G

    As YHC traversed to COP YHC noticed James Naismith’s finest contribution to the sporting world laying along the border of the blacktop

    time for a quick game of PIG

    if you miss you add a letter and do 5 burpees

    YHC was knocked out first

    acrobatic reverse layups from Bodos and Upchucks trick shots stole the show…..Said shots led to his victory.

    With enough time for a triple check of runs, Lt. Dans and plank shoulder touches and 6 minutes of Mary, the PAX headed back to the flag for

    Numberama, Namerama and YHC took the PAX out in prayer.

    Please lift up those in our hearts named (Upchuck’s nephew) and those unnamed.

    If you’re aware of F3RVA’s slack channel you’ve likely heard of GrowRuck. It’s in a couple of Saturdays. Thanks to DTH’s recent post for the following details:

    A lot of good times, tough times, triumphs, defeats, but most importantly blessings in the last 365 days. Appreciate the opportunity to celebrate 35 trips around the sun and the opportunity to lead once again. Look forward to the next 35+ trips around the sun.

    Wojo

  • Belated Block Party

    9 studs and 1 Rusty Q kicked off Wednesday right at River Road’s earliest post. With a white pickup full of coupons (Thanks Kubota!) and a Q who refused to abide by the “keep it in the parking lot” rules/suggestions, The PAX concoursed the River Road Baptist campus coupon in hand.

    Following speed bump/burpee buy ins, the PAX set on the line formation for a dynamic workout

    form focused lunges, inchworms, side lunges and butt kicks

    Four Corners

    Coupon around the world or overhead carry in between stations

    10 block merkins, 20 goblet squats, 30 (2 count) flutters, 40 coupon bench presses

    Triple Check

    Pace car runs to and from the church buses (your pick which bus)

    Man Makers and goblet squat holds for the other stations

    Mosey/farmers carry back to the South Ridge Lot

    On the line

    tabata esque

    pace car – bear crawl to the first station, rotate

    random assortment of coupon exercises including, but not limited to:

    goblet squats, curls, triceps extensions, man makers, goblet lunges, overhead press, LBCs, coupon/kettlebell swings, coupon bench presses

    5 mins of Broga

    Numberama, Namerama, YHC took us out.

    CSAUP – See Gomer Pyle

    prayers to chippendale on a speedy recovery

    Apologies for the no show at Hoedown. Appreciate the opportunity to make good and lead this am. Non humid chilly mornings for beat downs feel like a steal following last week’s weather.

    Two days in and I’m still convinced 34 is the new 24.

    Have a great Wednesday!

    SYITG

  • Solo at The Swamp

    YHC fought off the fartsack to make amends for a missed Q from the week prior only to find a few regulars and runners had opted for vacation. According to the Doe and her fawn, here’s what transpired.

    COP

    10 burpee buy in for the missed Q and mosey down to the track aka JRHS’s The Swamp.

    The Thang

    Opting to remain dry following last night’s monsoon, the Q called for track intervals with a 4 corner mix.

    2 miles on the track.

    first mile – light jog straight-a-ways, run curves (75% pace)

    second mile – light job straight-a-ways, run curves, 15 merkins first corner, 15 monkey humpers, 15 plank jacks, 15 SSHs

    mosey to the bball court at Bettie Weaver

    front lunge the turkey tracks, side lunge the baselines

    mosey back to the flag for a couple minutes of mary and some bro stretching.

    This morning was YHC’s first encounter with a solo gloom. Between a light drizzle, thick blanket of humidity and headphones pumpin’ some good tunes, conditions were prime to leave it all on the field.

    Announcements:

    7/3 – 7am Dogpile Convergence (CB on Q)
    7/6 – 3rd F Virtual 8PM (see slack for zoom link)
    7/8 – F3RVA Town Hall at 8pm (location TBD)
    7/10 – Puppypile following Dogpile
    7/17 – Hitch House Party at 5:30pm
    7/31 – F3RVA Family Gather for a Flying Squirrels Game (DM BoneThugs)
    8/3 – Ultimate at Heartbreak Ridge
    8/14 – Puppypile following Dogpile

    SYITG

  • Blockwork Orange

    An elite 8 clocked for a beatdown idea that looked much better on paper. Light mumble chatter as the clock neared 0500 with a pair rolling in right at the top of the hour. Quick circle up to grab a coupon and mosey half way down Ridge for COP.

    Exercise I: Coupon Dora

    quick COP to get a taste of the humidity; partner up for Dora

    runners to and from the triangle parklet on ridge and back to down to Country Squire.

    exercises were 100 alternating merkins on the coupon, 200 coupon presses (bench or push) and 300 200 coupon swings.

    quick breather following that smoker… then farmers carry back up Ridge to return the coupons.

    Circle up for about 10 minutes of Broga, which was needed following the Dora.

    4 MOM and a merkin ring of fire.

    Numberama, Namerama, YHC took us out.

    Moleskin

    Please lift up Boberry and his father.

    Happy Hour planned for later this month 23rd/24th?

    First Watch on the River next Wednesday from 5-6, meet at Huguenot Flatwater. Back up date is 7/23.

    Puppy Pile this Saturday. Bring yourself and your 2.0s.

    YHC has announced the official retirement of an offsite coupon workout, effective as of 6am this morning. to be fair, Upchuck warned YHC about this at 0502. Kudos to the PAX for battling through that one, YHC isn’t always full of the best ideas.

    SYITG

  • First Fab Five

    5 HIMs set out to beat the sunrise at this week’s version of First Watch. As a WELCOME BACK to First Watch stalwart, EF Hutton, the PAX set off for a session featuring far less less running than Handshake’s field trip test run yesterday at HBR. 0500 means it’s go time.

    COP

    Mosey to the First Baptist main parking lot, circle up for

    SSHs, Imperial Walkers, Russian Soldiers, DQs, Scorpion Kicks, Merkins, and Arm Circles …. all in cadence

    The Thang

    Exercise I: Phil Ford’s Four Corners

    utiltizing the corners of the parking lot

    bear crawl on the shorter runs of the rectangle in between stations, walking lunges on the longer straightaways

    first corner: 25 hand release merkins; 2nd: 25 jump squats; 3rd: 25 monkey humpers; 4th: 25 reverse crunches

    broga with the six on the luke warm pavement

    Exercise II: Ridge Work

    mosey to Country Squire and Ridge through burpee drive

    slight variation of catch me if you can as a duo and one trio

    pace car runs from country squire to the the parklet triangle and back

    exercises – Lt. Dan’s; broad jump burpees; crab walks

    algore for the six

    Exercise III: Cinder Block Circuit

    mosey back to the the overflow lot

    pace car suicide run the parking lot

    cinder block work with flutter kicks, goblet squats, push press/push jerk and bench presses. 3 complete rounds

    slow mosey back to the flag

    numberama, namerama, YHC took us out

    Felt like August this am. Great to have EF Hutton back at First Watch. Impressive bounce back, young man!

    Great work all around as the humidity was no joke.

    Convergence on Monday at 7am. See Backblasts and announcements from Honeydo.

    Please lift up those named and unnamed.

    Thanks for letting YHC lead. SYTIG

  • Steamy Audible

    14 studs converged to find out what YHC had in store for this week at Mary. 12 bootcamp’d while the Esther Williams fan club took a mosey in the adjacent ‘hoods. 70 degrees, sunny and 530? Time to boogie.

    COP

    casual stroll around the stone track back to the world map for COP

    dead man hang, one burpee

    imperial walkers, two burpees

    DQs, three burpees

    jazzercise, 4 burpees

    LBCs, 5 burpees…. mosey to the soccer fields

    The Thang

    Exercise I: Dean Smith’s Four Corners (ascending)

    first corner: 15 hand release merkins

    second corner: 15 hand release merkins, 20 copper head squats

    third corner: 15 hand release merkins, 20 copper head squats, 25 plank jacks

    fourth corner: 15 hand release merkins, 20 copper head squats, 25 plank jacks, 30 WWIIs

    algore and broga stretchin for the six

    Exercise II: Triple Check

    mosey to the bball courts

    pace car bear crawls to the World map and back

    donkey kicks and reverso crunches

    plankarama

    Exercise III: Burpee Loop

    Partner up: run dirt track meet in the middle and perform one burpee

    repeato up to six ….. four

    Exercise IV:

    mosey to the Westmoreland St façade of MMES

    modified Lindsay

    20-15-10-5 step ups at the entrance

    5-10-15-20 monkey humpers on the far side of the building audible due to time

    a few LBCs for Mary

    Numberama, Namerama. YHC took us out.

    Please keep Bleeder’s family and nephew in your prayers. Please keep Slippin Jimmy’s family in mind for answered blessings.

    Freed to Bleed on Saturday. Sign up if you haven’t!

    Humidity is BACK. This morning was an unexpected steamer. Appreciate the camaraderie and collectively getting better. Thanks for letting YHC lead!