Tag: 1stF

1st F meetups are workouts where you come together with other men from the community to make each other physically and mentally stronger

  • Hot Potato AO

    The Tunnel, Tunnel Vision or just the permanent Hot Potato.  Take your pick.  A respected and hobbled PAX converged upon Wellsley in the Friday gloom.  Here is how it went down:

    • Attila
      • COP
        • SSH
        • Ukrainian soldiers
        • IW
        • Helicopters
        • Arm circles
        • DMH
        • Merkins
        • LBC
        • APD
      • 4x check
        • Run
        • HRM
        • WWII sit-ups
        • Lunges
    • Tater
      • 100 abs exercises
        • 25 WWII sit-ups
        • 25 side crunches, each side
        • 25 H2H
      • 100 arm exercises
        • 25 merkins
        • 25 CDD
        • 25 decline merkins
        • 25 incline merkins
      • 25 ab exercises
        • 50 American hammers
        • 25 WWI sit-ups
        • 25 crunchy frogs
    • Blue Moon
      • 4 corners
        • 10 burpees
        • 15 Ltd Dan’s
        • 20 HRM
        • 25 box cutters
    • Gomer – stretching and COT

    Great work from the PAX today, a respected but hobbled crew.  Eventually this AO will get on the Q sheet and the reign of potato will end.  Out of principle, Gomer insists Roger Roger follow through.

    The Bridge with Kubota on 12/27.  Breaking Bread is 12/27 and 12/28.  Holiday parties are all around.  Gomer is meeting folks tomorrow for Army-Navy.  Text him if interested.

    God is good all of the time!

    Attila

  • The Fish Wrap Mixtape

    A thoroughly biblical number of twelve mighty men converged at Mary for a Bodos beatdown. The mockery was in plentiful abundance today, but the Q persisted. Here’s what happened:

    COP on the blacktop: standard warmup. Imperial Walkers, Ukranian Soldiers, SSHs, etc etc

    The Body Factory: Run a lap around blacktop as a pax, then commence the following as a group:
    – 20 Merkins
    – 20 Jump Squats
    – 20 WW2s
    – 20 Single Leg Deadlifts (10 each leg)
    – 10 Burpees
    Rinse and repeat 4x.

    Triple Check: on the farside of the tennis courts, groups of 3. P1: Wall sit on the fence // P2: LBCs // P3: Run to monkey bars, 5 pull ups, run back.

    Mosey back to the flag

    5 minutes of Mary: American Hammers 25xIC, Freddie Mercuries 25xIC, Flutter Kicks 25x IC, LBCs 10xIC.

    Numberama, Namerama, YHC took us out.

    NMS: Welcome Fish Wrap! Or Fish rap? Or Phish (w)rap? Great to have an old friend come out as an FNG and a big crowd to welcome him today. Some 2ndF with Coffee in the parking lot was excellent. Grateful for this group and the very best way to start the day. SYITG

  • Army of One

    Yes it was snowing – yes it was slippy – that does not stop folks from heading out though. The Q gave a few more minutes grace for the unexpected car clean up and then got to it. According to the geese a laying and the swans a swimming on the lake this is what went down, more or less.

    Burpee warmup. Recon the trails around Wellesley past the tennis courts, down by the basketball courts and around the lake. The decking at the clubhouse is still under construction so was not able to complete the trek around the lake and hit time when headed BTTVSF. Only one other set of footprints out there from part of the way. Quiet.


    YHC prayed for the PAX and their families in the holiday season. 2F at Einsteins with Hutton and Handshake.


    NMS – Solo posting is tough – but since no one else was out on foot – and just a few cars made for plenty of winter wonderland. It really was coming down at one point and was strange seeing ducks / geese with their backs covered in snow paddling round the lake.

    PSA – Please clean up your cars completely for visibility and safety – you are not qualified to drive a tank through a minimal periscope view and we are not in combat zone where we dont have to worry about what we run over. Further, frozen sheets flying off of VAN and SUV roofs can create driving hazards and injuries. Safety is worth the extra 15 seconds to do it right.

    Get some!

  • Black Ice!

    4 HIMs conquered the allure of the fartsack this cold wet morning. 2 HIMs wanted to do a joint-friendly walk, and the other two wanted a beat down. According to the patches of black ice by the carillion, here’s what went down:

    We ran towards the circle, and ran around once before heading to the brick/concrete areas.

    COP: Helicopters, arm circles (forwards/backwards), imperial walkers, ukrainian soldiers, copperhead squats, merkin, flutter kicks.

    Run two circles in the concrete area,

    Up incline merkins 10, dips 10, down incline merkins 10

    WWIIs, American Hammers

    Then we did a series of Back/chest/abs cycles:

    — superman, hand-release merkins, freddie mercury

    — angels/demons, merkins, V-ups

    Ran 2 circles around concrete.

    Ran up to tower, jumped up and down steps 10 times, followed by a series of balls to the wall and squats.

    Ran down to the concourse, and circled twice.

    Broga-lite: downward facing dog, upward facing dog.

    Some leg stretches.

    Joined back with the walkers, numerama, namerama.

    Hitchhiker took us out.

    Chatter included topics of YHC’s new siding business, Hitchhiker’s new app, as well as our childhood experience with parents who tried to power-guide our growth/development/education.

    Hoping for more WDog-ers in the next few weeks! 🙂

  • Leroy Jenkins Touches His Tree

    Eleven F3RVA regulars and one Rock Hillian, recently acquired in a trade for Doozy, launched at 5 for the pre-Thanksgiving version of First Watch. Conditions remained steady at 70 and sunny. According to Leroy Jenkins, the following might have happened:

    Short mosey around the parking lot taking a series of left turns, then across the street to the front of the church for…

    …58 or so SSHs,
    Dead Man Hang,
    Fudd’s wife (hey, Roger),
    Right leg high, left leg high,
    Pigeon right, pigeon left,
    Fudd’s wife, Wilson’s wife,
    Hand release merkins (feel the wetness!),
    Flip over to WWIIs
    Flutter kicks
    Freddie Mercuries

    Mosey to the Satellite Parking Lot for…Touch-a-Tree, or Pole, or Post…
    10 – flutter kicks,
    8 – same,
    6 – squats
    4 – squats
    2 – burpees


    Round 2: 10, 8, 6, 4, 2…squats, Carolina dry docks, and burpees.

    Mosey to the triangle for Triple 20’s. Groups of three. One man run the triangle. Men 2 and 3 do 20 merkins, 20 four-count flutter kicks, and 20 four-count SSHs. 3 rounds, or due to time and Leroy, 1 full round.

    Mosey back to the parking lot, touch 10 cars, and a couple of rounds of Mary.

    Numbers, names, and YHC took us out with a message of thanks for what actually makes America great – our unique set of individual rights to free speech, a free press, the absence of state-sponsored religion, free assembly, and the ability to petition our government when we see fit.

    NMS:

    Leroy Jenkins returned to First Watch and made the appropriate impact adding just a little bit more to an already run-heavy beat down. YHC thanks Handshake for being ready to step in. YHC’s back has been acting up, and it’s always good to know someone is ready to help if need be.

    Announcements:

    Thanksgiving Convergence. 7:00 a.m. Mary “Mumford,” or Mary Munford, Elementary School, whichever you prefer. Handshake will lead us in being thankful for friends, family, manscaping, and mumble chatter. Those who park in the parking lot will be appreciated by the neighbors sleeping in.

    Breaking Bread continues…9 years of F3RVA supporting The Daily Planet’s medical respite…sign up on the Q-sheet.

    The Bridge continues 4 years, or so. Kubota leading the charge on December 27. We are looking for a Q to step up for January or February. Anyone who has been once previously is qualified. Who will lead us?

  • 1000 Posts for CB

    YHC showed up to a rainy cold morning on Monday and here is what went down

    COP

    20 SSH, 10 DQ, 10 Imperial Walkers, 10 Helicopters, 20 LBC’s, 10 Irish Hammers, and 20 merkins

    THANG

    We set up 7 stations:

    Station 1 – Dips, Station 2- Step ups, Station 3- Flutter kicks, Station 4- merkins, Station 5 – Squats, Station 6 – Calf raises, Station 7 run lap around 3rd light pole island and back as the timer.

    We rotate through the stations to complete a full set, perform 2 more sets for a modified triple check.

    Mosey to parking spaces, each member takes a space and we do 11’s. start with 10 merkins lunge to opposite parking space number 1 LBC, Backwards lunge to opposite parking space number 9 merkins, forward lunge to opposite parking space number 2 LBC. We repeato until 1 merkin and 10 LBC’s

    Mosey to flag.

    COT

    Numberama, namerama, Yardsale took us out in prayer.

    Moleskin-

    Wow…1000 posts for YHC…this is a great group and all of you brothers are special to me and have crossed my life and made a positive impact in many ways. I appreciate all of you and thank you for your wisdom, kindness and botherly love. Sorry for the late post…just alot going on personally and look forward to seeing you in the gloom soon.

    Cheers…CB!

  • The Fire Marshall has Tunnel Vision

    6 Swole Studs gathered on a warm morning to see what WestHoes newest AO had to offer. According to the Rabbits that ran by this is what went down more or less.

    Gomer Q. Welcome. Gitty up start: 8 Burpees. Mosey to the Tunnel. 10 Merkins at each overhead bulb. Mosey to the Tennis courts for a short COP, all IC: Mountain Climber x25, Turn & Bounce x10, DQ x10, Deadman Hang with VMI extension, LBC x 15, uphill LBC x 25, L leg straight LBC x 15, R leg straight x15, both legs six inches x15, both legs 45 deg x 10, both legs 90 x 10, APD x10, Tuscaloosa Trailer Park Twister (uphill) x10.

    Roger Roger Q. Mosey to the big parking lot. Triple check. Jump Squats + Box cutters. Merkins + Flutter Kicks. Mosey to the basketball courts.

    Atilla Q. Ark Loader: Bear Crawl, crab walk, Lunge walk, sprint. 4 corners: Burpees, HTH, WW2, Merkins and reverso. Mosey BTTF 10 Burpees. Flutter Kicks, Freddie Mercuries, Stretching.

    Blue Moon took us out. Prayers for those seeking jobs. Healthy pax and families

    NMS – Eschewing Members Only as it sounds too exclusive and various offered aviation terms or other euphemisms Roger Roger settled on Tunnel Vision – because you know, we are so focused on our goals.

    TIL that there are 400 LI batteries in the cabin on each flight. For years YHC and other road warriors are responsible for at least 5-6 (laptop, tablet, phone, small battery backup, large battery backup, headphones, etc) so its easy to do the math. The issue is that many are very cheaply made with minimum standards and more importantly if they catch fire (daily – at least one) they are difficult to extinguish while in flight as the airlines in their infinite wisdom wont let us crack the windows to vent to atmosphere like you can on a spacecraft. And it turns out there is only so much baking power carried on each flight. So silly.

    Also we found the nearest AED at the pool safely behind a fence that we need something bigger than a pickup to knock down. Luckily YHC has a lot of experience with heavy equipment – if you know what I mean – and there is a Bobcat supporting the construction work.

    Get Some!

  • Coupon Triple Triple Surprise

    10 Gentlemen of the Gloom converged at Mary to start our Thursday in the very best way. After checking for the nearest emergency toilet options using Hitch’s new app, we launched forth at 0530. On the way to the COP, we stopped by YHC’s car to pick up some coupons.

    COP: Deadman hang, DQs, Imperial Walkers, Ukranian Soldiers, etc.

    Coupon Triple Triple: Three rounds of three triple checks with coupon work. Round 1: P1 Lunge pass throughs, P2 overhead press, P3 run to the fence, Bernie back // Round 2: P1 Goblet Squats, P2 Kettle bell swing, P3 karaoke to the fence and back. //Round 3: P1 – alternate rows 10x P2- Bench press, P3- bear crawl half way to the fence, run to the fence and back. Deposit the coupons on the way back to the flag.

    Final COP: end with some ab work. LBC 25xIC, Freddie Murcury 25xIC, American Hammer 25xIC, Flutter Kicks 25xIC. End with 10 burpees OYO and some stretching.

    Numberama, Namerama, YHC took us out.

    NMS: Coupons are a rare sighting at 45MOM. Not all were happy to see them today, but it was good to get some solid strength work in. Great groupings and perfect temp.

    SYITG

  • Two roads diverged in a yellow wood

    Two PAX arrived on this wet day. YHC was 1-min late, so the other PAX had already left to do his own circuit. According to the street lamp that went out at 5:40am, here’s what happened by the amphitheater:

    COP: Helicopter, arm circles (forwards and backwards), Ukranian soldiers, Imperial walkers, Copperhead squats.

    Merkins x35, Superman x 1min

    Cue music-driven ab excercises – flutter kicks, freddie mercury, LBCs

    Algore for 1 minute

    Arm lifts with traffic cone x 3 sets

    Bear crawl + SSH through half of the traffic circle

    Mosey to stage – 3 sets of BTTW, merkins, and belly-down starfish

    Mosey to Cage – 15 pull-ups and 10 Jerkins

    Mosey back to the field – 20 squats, 15 hand-release merkins, 30 merkins

    Both PAX reconvened at the field for some fellowship, and YHC took us out, asking the Lord to help us remember his love for today.

  • Ladder at the Hoedown

    Warm Up: Thorough Stretching, Side Straddle Hops, Arm Circles, Circle Arms, Imperial Walkers
    —
    Mosey to begin our ladder at church parking lot and retrieve coupons.

    • 5 Buprees (+ mosey)
    • 5 Burpees + 10 Merkins (+ mosey)
    • 5 Burpees + 10 Merkins + 15 Squats (+ mosey)
    • 5 Burpees + 10 Merkins + 15 Squats + 20 Curls (+ mosey)
    • 5 Burpees + 10 Merkins + 15 Squats + 20 Curls + 25 Mt. Climbers (2 count) (+ mosey)
    • 5 Burpees + 10 Merkins + 15 Squats + 20 Curls + 25 Mt. Climbers (2 count) + 30 Bent Over Rows (+ mosey)
    • 5 Burpees + 10 Merkins + 15 Squats + 20 Curls + 25 Mt. Climbers (2 count) + 30 Bent Over Rows + 35 LBC’s (+ mosey)
    • 5 Burpees + 10 Merkins + 15 Squats + 20 Curls + 25 Mt. Climbers (2 count) + 30 Bent Over Rows + 35 LBC’s + 40 Overhead Claps (+ mosey)

    Mosey back to base.

    • BearCrabSprints = bear walk halfway across parking lot, switch to crab walk to end, then sprint back
    • Zombie Walk = Lunge across the whole parking lot, sprint back

    Circle for Mary:

    • Lunges (20 count)
    • Box Cutters (15 count)
    • WWI’s (10 count)

    COT – Shared highs and lows (good fellowship), welcomed new FNG (Data) to the F3 family.