9 warriors rose to greet the dawn of a new day.  According to legend it went a little something like this. Mosey down to the Duck Pond for a little COP IC X 20: SSH, CP, IW, WWII, FC, Merkins Monkey Humper Merkin Pyramid:  At each light post complete two exercises.  The first is 5 merkins/15 monkey humpers.  At the next light post complete 10 merkins/10 monkey humpers.  Third lightpost is 15 merkins/5 monkey humpers.  Etc until completion. Hills of Lindsey:  At the bottom of the hill complete 1 burpee.  Run to the second lightpost and complete 10 squats.  Run back…

Four Time Square Goers hit the city streets of Batteau for a Rockin New Years Eve Beatdown. The countdown: Swirly Q: SSHs / DQs / Helicopters / LBCs. Partner up: Touch a port-o-potty (tree). 4 trees while partner planks. 5 trees while partner elbow planks. 6 trees while partner flutter kicks. 7 trees while partner heels to heaven. Sippy Cup Q: Mosey to VIP beer (rock) garden at bottom of stairs. Careful. Don’t slip. Place rock on step and perform right arm offset and left arm offset merkins on each step to the top. Plank for the six. Mosey to remnants of…

5 eager and motivated men escaped the fart sack for a beat down in the friendly confines of Batteau.  A Hot Potato is called. COP: Swirly – Mosey to other side of house under the lights, just in case we see Abba or others, so they can see us.  SSH’s, DQ’s, Helicopters, Imperial Walkers, let’s Mosey! Thang: Swirly – Down to the Tennis Courts.  4 corners – lunge to 1st corner, perform 20 Copper Head Squats – lunge to 2nd corning, perform 30 Flutter Kicks – lunge to 3rd corning, perform 40 Lt. Dan’s. Pass to Hutton – Head over…

5 studs found the deepest of gloom in Forest Hill Park for a Batteau beatdown that went something like this: The initial foursome moseyed (carefully) to the  flat concrete area at the bottom of the steps but right before the Hill of Ill Repute for COP, including: DQs Helicopters OH, we see a light, who could that be — the light is too high, so its not Sippy, and then Swirly says “looks like ABBA” … really, from 35-40 yards out in the darkest of glooms, Swirly identified ABBA somehow – from his gate or his scent …how?  Who knows,…

As I ran to the AO in complete silence this morning (which was awesome)  I already knew that there were a few regulars that would not be there. Running in boots through a foot of snow I was breathing fairly heavy as I arrived. There was a black truck headlights facing the opposite direction of how we usually park so I could not be sure it was one of us. Come to find out it was my buddy Flange! OK I thought – party of two ! Errrrr… Flange jumped out of the truck an informed me that he had…

An even five posted to start their weeks off right, Batteau style. Here’s how it popped off: Swirly Q: SSHs / Helicopters / DQs / Merkins / LBCs … Mosey over to picnic benches. Round 1: 20 dips + 10 incline merkins and run around the small loop. Round 2: 10 step ups + bear craw from curb to curb. 5 merkins at each curb. Repeato x 3. Round 3: 20 sit-ups with feet on the picnic bench + 10 decline merkins. Repeat each round x 3. Vinny Q: Indigenous People Run (ground and pound style). Round 1: Rabbit does 20 heels…

3 studs showed up for a Monday morning beatdown and were served a nice hot potato – just what the doctor ordered baby ! COP: SSH’s, Windmills, IW’s Helicopters, Flutter Kicks, LBC’s merkins. Swirly : Steps : 2 incline merkins each step  up – 10 curls with rock, 10 LBC’s at the top  – 2 incline merkins each step back  down. 1 incline merkin 1 squat each step up – 10 curls with rock – 10 LBC’s – repeat back down – 10 curls, 10 LBC’s at the top. Vinny : Triple Check – In the valley   clockwork merkins  clockwork…

It was cool but humid this morning as two PAX gathered for a Bateau Beatdown. Sippy leads. COP–Helicopters, Don Quixote, Imperial Walkers, In Cadence Burpees, Merkins. Grab Rocks and head to grass for some Box and Rocks.  Each kickboxing alternated on the Right and then left side, for 20 seconds each with a 10 second rest. Box Rnd1.  Jab-Jab-Cross (L and R) Rnd2.  Jab-Cross-Uppercut Rocks–Plank on rock to rest, then 8x crossover Merkins Rnd3. Jab-Cross-Hook-Hook Rnd4. Jab-Jab-Front Elbow-Back Elbow Rocks–Plank to rest then, 15x tenderizers (overhead slams) Rnd5. Jab-Jab, Rear kick Rnd 6.  Jab-Cross Burnout leaving arms up. Rocks–Plank to…

5 warriors greeted the dawn of a new day.  According to legend it went a little something like this. COP:  20 X, merkins, SSH, merkins, IW, merkins, FK, merkins Lightpost Lollygag Trifecta:  Run down the path and at each light post complete the following exercise 5 squats, 10 merkins, 15 flutter kicks.  The next 1/3 of the loop shift to 3 burpees, 5 v-ups, 10 monkey humpers.  The final 1/3 10 decline merkins, 10 lunges. Cool Water: 3 rounds of the following exercises.  10 Incline hand release merkins, 20 dips, run the stairs up to the parking lot. Mosey to…

Three stalwarts braved the elements on the first post-daylight savings Batteau.  We proceeded in hot-potato fashion. Swirly leads:   COP.  15x SSH, 10X helicopters, 10x Don Quixote, 10x Imperial walkers, 10 Roman soldiers Then to the driveway for 3 rounds of Merkins with exercises in between.   In each case do 5x merkins at every tree to the end of the driveway and back (9 trees).  Round #1.  Jog to/lunge back.  Round 2, Roman soldiers to and back. Round 3, high knees to and back.  Total 270 Merkins. Vinnie leads: Triple check for 1 round.  Tennis court tracers, LBCs, WWIIs. Head to swing…