Tag: Batteau

Forest Hill Park

  • Coupons for the Nutcracker

    Two Japanese vehicles & one German vehicle and a pair of American made running shoes delivered six F3 regulars to Batteau for a Sunny and 70 Beatdown. It went down something like this:

    THE THANG

    Swirly Q

    Mosey to the Maintenance Parking lot – Pick up a coupon.

    Mosey to COP
    20X SSH
    10X Imperial Walkers
    10X Don Quixote
    20X LBC’s
    10X Merkins

    Mosey to Benches

    20X dips, Coupon Press above head, Curls 2 sets

    Bleeder Q

    Mosey to Tennis Courts

    Merkins 4 corner Latter 5 – 10 -15 – 20

    Reset of Coupons

    With Coupons, Knee Bend Latter, Lt. Dan Latter, WWII Latter

    Sippy Q

    Cross over Merkins

    Coupon hate exercise – From overhead throw Coupon into the ground

    Return Coupons

    Marmaduke Q

    Mosey back to Virtual Shovel Flag

    APD’s
    Merkins

    COT
    Bootleg took us out

    Moleskin

    A quiet morning by most standards; however, the Mumble Chatter started when YHC asked Swirly about which night he was planning on attending the Nutcracker with his family. YHC had no idea what huge fan of the Richmond Ballet that Swirly has become. He went on to explain how the Nutcracker was one of his favorite an annual events in Richmond and that he always looked forward to it each and every year; and, with so many performances to choose from each December, he was challenged to be able to only attend one performance.

    Glad to Have Serrano and Marmaduke up from farther Southside this am. YHC hopes that you didn’t wake up too many neighbors when you pulled into Wilson’s driveway and Laid on the horn upon your return to the neighborhood.

    Announcements

    Hump Day Happy Hour at West Chester Commons this Wednesday, See Marmaduke for Details.

    Bleeder out

  • HPQ

    Four Pax arrived early to the AO to start their week right.  No one signed up, so we had a Hot Potato Q (HPQ).

    Swirly led off with the COP–SSH, Don Quixotes, Helicopters, Imperial Walkers, LBCs Merkins (10x).  Mosey over to the tennis courts for a merkin 4 corners.  10x Merkins, 10x hand-release merkins, 10x Werkins, 10x Clerkins.  Everyone stays together, and the circuit was done 4x.

    Sippy Cup led the PAX over to the rock pile.  Eeach PAX grabbed a rock and carried it  back to the tennis courts.  Elbow plank with rock on back while partner does double-wide court suicides.  Flip.  Done a second time with regular plank.  Then 16x crossover merkins and, on the grass, 25x Tenderizers.

    Wheelbarrow led the PAX with  rocks over to the playgrounds for a Rock-Zombie Walk-IndianRun-Pullup.  PAX lunges around perimeter of playground with rocks.  PAX  in front puts rock down and runs to pullup bars and executes 3x pullups, then returns to end of line and then grabs rock lunges.  We circled the playground in this fashion.

    Bootleg led the pax on a quadruple-check.  Run to flagpole and back with Merkins, LBCs and Squats with rock.  One rotation completed–

    Mosey to the rock pile and back to the VSF.

    COT.  Wheelbarrow took us out.

    Moleskin

    The light at the end of the workout was nice.  The PAX was all business today, with little mumblechatter.  Way to get it done, gentlemen!   Bootleg got to dip his toe into the Q pool and proved he’ll be ready to Q very soon.

    196 certified merkins + those done on Bootleg’s quadruple check.

  • Short sleeves?

    4 gentlemen showed up to Batteau this morning, dressed for a cool fall morning-long sleeves, one poofy vest, and Swirly sporting a toboggan hat. YHC was wearing short sleeves and typical visor. 0530 arrived and a question arose, “Who has the Q?” Swirly took the initiative and stated hot potato.

    Mosey down brick path to COP: SSH x 20, Helicopters x 15, Don Quixote x 15, Imperial Walkers x 15, Arm Circles-forward x 10 small, x 5 big and reverse x 10 small, x 5 big. On our 6- Scissor Kicks x 15, LBC x 30.

    Swirly called first exercise. You vs you; x 10 derkins, x 20 dips, x 30 step ups (15 each leg) 3 rounds total!

    Sippy Cup took the Q with his light and we headed down to the pond. During our mosey, Swirly spoke of his little run over the weekend. Hey Swirly, way to crush that “little” run!   Sippy called Exercise 2- x 10 merkins at every light pole with a penalty for every light out-crab touches. How many lights were out you might ask? 3 lights were out PAX performed X 10, X 20, x 30 crab touches, so with each light out-we increased the penalty.  Sippy was happy to know that one of his notification to the city about broken lights had been acknowledged and one light was fixed! Upon completion of merkin lake, we partnered up. Jumped up on stone bridge with our partners holding our legs and performed 3 rounds of x 10 dips. Upon completion, Flatline took the Q.

    Exercise 3-Quicksand. Run 30 steps up the hill, than turn around and x 5 lunges down the hill. Continue till PAX had returned to the steps. Plank at the end.And……Mosey to the tennis courts.

    Exercise 4-Modified Dora, Triple Check Suicide. Partner up. Suicides on the court while partners performs following exercises to completion-x 100 squats, x 150 SSH, x 200 Mountain Climbers. And……Mosey to playground.

    Exercise 5- you vs you. 3 rounds of 5 pullups. Mosey back to circle with one minute left. On your 6, scissor kicks till 0615.

    Number-ama, Name-r-ama, and Swirly took us out!

    Announcements: Convergence in Va Beach, Nov. Monthly challenge x 2-Breathing and Merkins. See preblast.

    Great morning gents. Way to the get the week started! Winkle Voss-nice to meet you and keep up the motivation and hard work. It pays off!! Another F3 member once told me, being present can accomplish many things!

    Loud and Proud,

    Flatline

  • Foggy Batteau

    5 strong posted in the foggy gloom of Batteau this morning and here is how it went down..

    COP : SSH’s, IW’s, Helicopters, Windmills, AC’s, Invisible Jump Rope, Flutter Kicks, Rosalita’s , LBC’s.

    Playground : 5 pull ups, 5 decline merkins, 5 incline merkins = 1 Set – repeat 5 times.

    10 Dips – 1- LT. Dans – = 1 set – repeat 5 times.

    Tennis Court : Lunge up and back – suicide – Russian Solder up and Back – suicide – Karaoke up and back – suicide

    Curb Crawl : Bear crawl – incline merkin – crawl bear back decline merkin – up to 10 and back down.

    Triple check : Run around the loop – Box cutters – Squats – repeat 3 times.

    Ring of Fire : 10 merkins while pax planks.

    Moleskin: YHC had a nice slow mossy in the fog to the AO this morning – surprisingly the ole legs felt pretty good even after the 20 miles on the trails on Sunday.. Not much chatter this morning – not surprising on a Monday :). The pax crushed the workout and looked to be in the mood to attack the week ahead – go gettem boys!

    Great job fella’s – always a pleasure to lead – see y’all in the gloom..

     

  • Theta Q

    6 Faithful and 1 FNG arrived for a unique Batteau beatdown, 6 by car, 1 by foot.

    THE THANG

    10X push-ups
    10X air squats
    15X SSH
    Run to tennis courts
    10X suicides
    lunges around tennis court
    5 suicides on the courts
    fast eddies (20x each, sit-ups, flutter kicks, sit-ups, leg raises, sit-ups, crazy ivans, sit-ups, crunches, sit-ups, freedom twists, sit-ups, bicycles, burpees, push-ups)
    Tabata with sit-ups
    Tabata with push-ups
    Green Sally Squats
    1 minute plank

    COT by Bleeder

    Moleskin

    After the usual disclaimer, YHC turned over the Q to Theta, who recently passed(Scorched) the Army Physical Fitness Test (APFT) – Theta started ROTC in fall of this year as a Sophomore. Although the starting the exercise methodology was more ROTC like, the Cadence was right on the money! Well Done, Theta!

    The Yankee Aggressor, wearing what looked liked weighted socks, was his usual chatterbox during most of the workout; demonstrating the proper way to create mumble chatter during a most exercises.

    WinkleVoss,our FNG today, drove in from the Tri-city area this morning. When WinkleVoss asked where the workout was tomorrow, Bootleg suggested that he should take a day off and try Wdog on Wednesday. (Swirly about came out of his skin with that comment) YHC highlighted that taking a day off is one approach, versus attempting the daily ritual.

    Announcements:
    Hampton Roads 1 Year Anniversary Convergence is on Saturday Nov 11 at 7AM located at Stink HIll.

    F3 CVille is recruiting for the Mens Four Miler on Sunday Nov 12.

    What’s left of Bleeder Out

  • A Butterfly Emerges

    3 Warriors rose to greet the dawn of a new day.  It went a little something like this.

    COP: IC- SSH X 20, DQ X 10, IW X 20, LBC X 20, FM X 20, M X 10

    Cecil’s Ladder – There are 12 lamp posts the circle Forest Hill Pond.  At the first post start with 1 jump squat.  Second post 2 jump squats, etc.  After completing an exercise at the twelth lamp post, make your way back to the start stopping at each lamp post and working your way down the ladder.

    Cecil’s Ladder Round 2 – On the way out Hello Dolly with an audible called for on the descending return trip back of Merkins.

    Hill of Ill Repute – Complete a combo of running (forwards or backwards) and 5 declining (facing down hill) merkins at each lamp post.

    Mary – WWII SI IC X 20, Six Inches IC X 20

    Moleskin – The only way the YHC we be in attendance is to sign up for the Q.  The fartsack force feels particularly strong on these days.  This morning was dominated by the strong work of Bootleg.  What has happened in the past few months is something to be admired and to set an example of us all.  This was a tough workout this morning that Bootleg would have really struggled with during his first few weeks of F3.  He was right in the thick of it today.  Absolutely incredible and TClaps to you brotha.

    News:

    The one year anniversary for Hampton Roads is coming up.  Keep in eye on their backblasts for dates and times.

    Our brothers to the west in CVille are looking for some support at a 4 Mile race in their fair city in the coming weeks.  Keep an eye on their bb for specifics.

    Upchuck thinks Dogpile is too easy.  He says it’s like the Princeton of working out.  The sweaty Knight of Cambridge is introducing the Double Dog on Saturday October 21st.  See him for details and schedule your appointment now with Flipper for October 23rd. #laser

     

  • A little tour for a newbie

    Brisk, fall morning, great weather for a little tour of Forest Hill park.

    COP.  Squats, Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers, Merkins

    Mosey to the basin for Lindsay’s: Box jumps and Dips

    Mosey to the lake for a circuit with 10 merkins at every light pole

    Mosey to the base of the hill for Shifting Sands (30 strides up, 10 lunges down) back to basin

    Mosey to the Playground for partner pullups 1–>5, 5–>1

    Mosey to the rock pile and to the courts for (1) Rock throws, (2) Plank + suicides (one partner elbow planks with heavy rock on back, while other does 1 suicide, repeato). (3) 10x Crossover Merkins. (4) Rock throws. Take rock back and mosey to the flag.

    Moleskin.  YHC (Sippy) was a bit early this morning and showed up to very quiet AO.  Fortunately, Flatline showed for his first appearance at Batteau, and so we jointly Q’d–Flatline did the COP, and Sippy did the rest, giving a nice tour of most parts of the AO.  As is typical with a 2 person workout there was a lot of conversation during the moseys as we got to know each other a bit–that was fun.  There was certainly no talking during the Lindsays–box jumps will do that to you.

    Weird things with a workout of 2.  In the COP, do you face each other or stand in a line?  We faced, but didn’t make eye contact–would have been weird.  In the COT, how do you stand?  We did the side-hug formation like we typically do during the ball of man, it seemed appropriate and worked well.  Corporate, note it in your files–Side by side formations are best when the PAX = 2.

    Other notes:  Each week, we see a few more lights out around the lake.  YHC tried, see-click-fix this morning to see if it gets take care of.

  • With Batteaus on Their Belts

    A strong 11, including 1 FNG, emerged for Day 3 of Tuckahoe Takeover.  Here’s YHC’s recollection of what transpired:

    The THANG:

    COP: Hammer Dance x22, DQ x11, Windmills x11, Hello Dollies x22, Stick in the Mud (back lifts) x11 IC

    Mosey to playground.  3 sets of 6 Pull-Ups, 15 Monkey Humpers, and 15 HTH.  Add a fourth set as a tribute to home additions in Tuckahoe.

    From Green Acres to Beverly Hills: Two groups of railroad tracks across the bottom of Forest Hill bowl.

    The Last Shall Be First: Crawl Bear competition up the steep side of the bowl.  If a PAX taps out, he runs backward up the hill, and forward down the hill to the furthest remaining Crawl Bearer and repeat until all PAX are done.

    HoneyDo Tribute: Derkin Wheelbarrows down the bowl and up the other side, with ab exercises mixed in.  Ab exercises included Flutterkicks, Freddie Mercurys, WW II Situps, MC Hammer American Hammers, American Hammers.

    Tennis Court Triple Check: Plank, LBCs, run around tennis court.

    Merkin ROF

    COT

    NMM: YHC’s Q skills were clearly rusty, and he appreciates the PAX for sticking with him.  Counting to 11,  dividing 11 PAX into two and three groups, leading new exercises, and Fudd’s clarifying questions contributed to a complex undertaking.

    As YHC was securing the AO, a clown car emerged.   It was Ronnie, Love Seat, Keymaster, Slurpee, and FNG Rip from River Road Hills.  Soon after Fudd appeared, not looking a day over 40.  YHC sincerely appreciated the solidarity shown by the Tuckahoe region.

    YHC is not sure who “won” the Crawl Bear competition.  Multiple criteria could apply: furthest distance, longest time Crawl Bearing, quickest to the top.  YHC believes Swirly and Sippy Cup (and maybe others?) crushed the entire hill.  YHC had to reign Sippy in from trying to immediately Bear Crawl back down.

    Derkin Wheelbarrows + hills are no joke.  YHC nearly steered Bleeder into another downhill wheelbarrow, after which Fudd took over as wheelbarrow driver.

    Flipper wants everyone to know that his invention of MC Hammer American Hammers occurred in the context of a previous silly workout led by YHC that appeared to be a tribute to 80s and 90s dance music.

    Announcements:

    Congrats to TYA, LabRat, and Hardywood for completing their race this weekend.

    Convergence this Saturday at GridIron 6am and 7am.

    HDHH Wednesday.  In lieu of the hill run, meet at Kuba  Kuba Dos for a run around Tuckahoe at 5:30 followed by HDHH.   Kids on bikes are welcome.

    Prayers for EF Hutton and M’s family

     

  • Flow run back?

    Four strong came out to Batteau on an end of summer morning. 3 PAX drove in, 1 ran in to the AO. We did:

    COP – SSH, Don Qs, Flutterkicks, Merkins, Helicopters. Mosey to Tennis court.

    Bear crawl to net, 15 Merkins, lunge to fence. 5 Burpees. Crab Walk to net, 20 heels 2 Heaven, lunge to fence, 10 burpees. Broad jump to net, 15 Merkins, Broad jump to fence, 15 Burpees.

    Model to bowl field. Jacobs Ladder from tree to tree across. Burpees up to 7. Mosey back to courts, various Mary. 3 sets 0f 20 LBCs, then head to playground for 3 sets of 5 Pull-ups. Circle up for some more mary.

    Mosey to stage for 2 sets of AMRAP Derkins. Finish up with sprint full length of 41st St to Forest Hill, slow run back to flag (aka Flow Run). Little more Mary to kill the clock til 6:15.

    EF Hutton took us out.

    NMS – Always good to Q when YHC is the slowest PAX member there, the 3 other pax were ready to move this morning. The 10 counts called were to let YHC figure out what to do next.  Wasn’t planning on that many Burpees to start but why not. If you have not seen EF Hutton Bunny Hop you need to, dude can Bunny hop faster than he can run.

    Sippy Cup misheard YHC to Slow run back to the flag from Forest Hill. Sippy heard “Flow Run” back and of course being Sippy he was in the lead heading back, did his best to improvise what a Flow run might  mean. Now YHC feels the need to actually create such an exercise.

    Prayer requests – Pray for VT football victory this Saturday so the next week VT-Clemson game on 9/30 will be a 8 PM kickoff so EF Hutton can make Convergence that morning.

    Great way to start the week!

     

     

  • Tired legs and a cracked rock

    YHC took the Q on the fly this morning, after taking a look at Swirly and seeing that he not did have his usual pep (the BRR will do that to you).  The workout went something like:

    Mosey around circle:

    COP.  DQs, Imperial Walkers, Helicopters, Push-Pull Squats, In place lunges, and Merkins.

    Mosey to rock pile and take a rock.  20x rock throws, 20x tenderizers, 20x crossover merkins, 20x WWIIs with rock.

    Mosey to tennis courts for: Merkin Plank-a-rama.  One Pax gets into elbow plank, while the second puts a heavy rock on the planker’s back and does 15 Merkins (on the court) and then removes the rock.  Flip roles and Repeat 4x.  Mosey around the tennis court.

    Head back to do 20x tenderziers and 20x WWIs with rock.

    Mosey to tennis courts for set 2 of Merkin Plank-a-rama.  Same as first time, but the Pax does 8x crossover pushups on a second rock.  3 sets.

    Mosey to rock pile to put back rock.

    Mosey to flag for: Cross leg lifts and Flutter kicks.

    COT–YHC took us out.

    Moleskin.  Beautiful morning for a workout this am, and it was nice to be with Swirly who ran/walked/limped over from his house.  YHC focused on the core and arms this am to spare more beatings to his BRR shredded legs.  Swirly’s rock cracked in 1/2 during the rock throws, and that lightened his load a bit. The Merkin Plank-a-rama was a real crowd pleaser as both exercises came with some good dread.  It was also nice to hear a recap of the BRR.