Tag: Circus Maximus

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  • KBAPDs are not that bad

    9 Redwoods gathered around the shovelflag for F3 RVAs most popular kettlebell workout. A beautiful full moon shone above as the beatdown went down like this:

    Farmers Carry around the loop

    COP – 25 SSH, 10 Merkins, 20 LBCs, 15 DQs, 25 KB Swings. Halos x20, each side

    Lunge length of parking lot with KB. Lunge back while doing side crunch.

    Farmer Mosey to grass for WWII situp escalator – do KB press at top, starting at 1 and increase press up to 10 reps.

    Triple Check, add KB arm extension on People’s chair.

    Farmer mosey to parking lot for Musical bells- bear crawl around circle, stop at weight you are in front of for exercise. There was an open space for 10 burpees

    20 Halos each way, 25 tri curls, 25 Bi curls. Farmers Mosey to grass for Suns Out, Guns Out- Bi and Tri curls AmRap.

    20 KBAPD (Kettlebell Alabama Prom Dates), Finish with 10 KB American Hammers IC.

    COT – Attila took is out.

    NM – Good turnout for week 3 of CM. YHC has been nervous about a KBQ, especially since Johnsonvile and Earthworm set the bar high. Regrets to Earthworm for all the ambulatory activity with and without weights.

    The lunges with the KB were tough for that length. In retrospect that was a long distance to lunge.

    Fudd requests music for the AO as the PAX does not move much. That is not a bad idea as long as the music is Iggy Pop, not Azalea.

    The KBAPDs were well received, YHC had demo’ed this at home but was unsure of the mumblechatter that would arise. It really depends on how you place the weight on your midsection,for instructions ask DK. American Hammers with the KB were awful, YHC could barely muster up a 3 count for the IC.

    In honor of Earth Day 6 of the PAX paired up to carpool in, somewhere Wedding Singer is smiling.

    Announcements – F3 Roanoke is launching this weekend. EH guys you know in the star city. Good times at HDHH last night, thanks Flashdance!

  • nihil panem et circenses

    No bread and circuses this morning in the gloom at Circus Maximus as each of nine PAX rejected the offering of a palliative and instead opted to consume the RedPill. J’Ville and DK teamed up to plant the ShovelFlag.

    The Thang:

    Warmup stretching: swinging arm (drowning man) circles forward and backward, torso circles clock wise and counter clockwise, hand to opposite foot kicks, torso rotations with high knees (modified IWs), standing oblique crunches (Hillbillies), up and outs, SSHs IC, Seal Jacks IC, Cobra stretch, and high knees.

    X9 8 Count BBs IC-Pan Pax

    KB Workout:
    – 20 reps KB swings IC
    – 20 reps full (overhead) KB swings IC
    – 20 reps alternating single arm swings (switch at top of swing) IC
    – 15 reps KB clean to rack IC right side; 15 reps KB clean to rack IC left side
    – 10 reps KB rack and press IC right side; 10 reps KB rack and press IC left side
    – 15 reps rack, squat, and press IC right side; 15 reps each side rack, squat, and press IC left side
    – 10 reps KB halos IC clockwise; 10 reps KB halos IC counter-clockwise;
    – <15 reps alternating side lunge and single arm swing OYO (<15 right and <15 left)
    – <20 reps alternating lunge and rotations OYO

    – Run around school or Farmer’s carry around bus loop (the CM)

    – 15 reps KB pullovers IC
    – 15 reps side hammer curls OYO right side; 15 reps side hammer curls OYO left side
    – 15 reps tricep extensions IC
    – 20 reps toe touch crunches OYO

    Turkish getups (KB free, this time) — form practice

    X9 8 Count BBs IC-Pan Pax

    COT:

    Warm down stretching during Counterama and Name-o-rama.

    Strong prayer by Attila expressing gratitude, seeking guidance, and appealing for comfort during time of mourning and healing for the Pax and loved ones.

    Announcements –

    WhiteDeer VQ at GridIron 0700 at Pouncey Tract Park (in case parking lot is still compromised (undergoing improvements), divert and park at Short Pump Middle School – take first right just before school and make left on bus lane in front of school for alternate parking). Bring your Mumble Chatter – WhiteDeer expects it and will relish same.

    HoneyDo has got the Q next week at CM – he promises to expand our working knowledge of Roman Antiquities with Caesarean-like precision (and authority).

    DK asked the Pax to consider some service project in lieu of or in addition to May’s HDHH – though not in the form of a motion, there was lots of positive discussion, a virtual seconding, and unanimity in supporting the project, namely an evening of work at The Doorways (www.thedoorways.org) in which one of the Pax – London – serves as Community Outreach Manager. DK is gathering information so please stay tuned for his follow up reporting.

    Next HDHH is April 20 at Ellwood Thompsons – contact FlashDance who as Q is taking a headcount.

    Moleskin:

    Seven Pax posted at the inaugural Circus Maximus last week; nine posted this morning with three posting for their first – great to add Toga, Brain Tumor, and JunkYard to the CM roster. In fact, it was nice to see guys who we haven’t seen in awhile as they have been putting in the work at other AO’s in RVA’s rapidly expanding menu. Repeats by Rosie, Atilla, DK, J’Ville, Gumbo, and YHC.

    J’Ville and JunkYard probed outside KB GroundZero during their elective run around the school while the other Legionaries racked and pressed their KBs and stomped around the bus loop. The loop around the school (hereafter known as the Appian Way but subject to further expansion on the spacious terra firma of the AO) is a bit further than anticipated and kudos to J’ville and Gumbo for immediately undertaking at their run end a thoracic expansion in the form of the KB pullovers.

    YHC’s objective was to build on last week’s inaugural KB workout at the CM and increase the CM repertoire by introducing (at least to the Pax who are KB virgins or near virgins, including YHC) some foundational movements. There were 18 forms of KB movements planned but only 13 implemented this morning (excluding the dry run on the Turkish Getups) – the casualties were single leg deadlifts and two Mary based exercises, to-wit: side crunches and Russian Twists. My apologies for short-changing the Pax with these omissions.

    Some experimentation with the cadence on certain of the movements this morning – YHC appreciates the liberties and the patience (and the saved breaths) with the one counts: one … thousand, two … thousand, …). Also, thanks to Toga for the sage counsel of form practice on the Turkish Getups sans the KBs – wisdom.

    Corrections/additions/etc. welcomed in any comments.

    "I honor the Roman republic more than the empire. The one believed in austere virtue, and the other had bread and circuses." Wallace Stegner, All the Little Live Things.

    1 Corinthians 16:13 — "Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be courageous; be strong."

  • Hello #CircusMaximus; Hello Kettlebell Gloom

    Seven of the faithful gathered on the north side of Mills Godwin High School in the West End of Richmond on a drizzly, but otherwise comfortable morning with kettlebells in hand. Johnsonville took the inaugural Q at #CircusMaximus, and this is what went down, more or less:

    Start in grass near SF:
    Slaughter starter (20x burpees OYO) (regular)
    Kettlebell mosey (i.e., farmer walk with single kettlebell held overhead with one arm) around bus loop.

    Return to pavement near SF for COP:
    12x merkins (regular)
    12x kettlebell sit and press
    15x kettlebell squats
    15x plank dips (regular)
    15x kettlebell standing rows

    Kettlebell mosey to north side of bus loop for COP:
    40x Carolia drydock OYO (regular)
    20x double handed kettlebell swing
    10x kettlebell back lunge (right leg)
    10x kettlebell back lunge (right leg)
    15x scapula merkins (regular)

    Triple play (kettlebell variation) –
    Group in teams of three with each member rotating through 1 of 3 stations in sequence. The runner drives the rotation sequence. Stations are:
    1. Kettlbell electric slide (formerly “bob and weave” renamed by Honey Do in accordance with F3 regulations)
    2. Kneeling kettlebell row off curb (alternating between arms)
    3. Run circus maximus (regular at brisk pace)
    Rinse and repeat 2x after first.

    Kettlebell mosey to pillars near school building for COP:
    20x mountain climbers (regular; very slow at first increasing in cadence after 10x)
    40x alternating single arm kettlebell swings OYO
    10x roundabout (pass kettlebell around body), clockwise
    10x roundabout, counterclockwise

    Mary sequence:
    10x single leg Alabama prom dates, right (regular)
    10x single leg Alabama prom dates, left (regular)
    20x Alabama prom dates, both legs down (regular)
    20x flutter kicks (regular)
    20x Freddie Mercury (regular)

    Kettlebell mosey to SF
    COT

    Moleskin:

    The objectives this morning were (i) to introduce people to basic (and safe) kettlebell exercises, (ii) to work in more familiar bootcamp-style exercises, and (iii) to prevent injury. I heard some heavy breathing, and did not hear any complaints of injury. Thus, I believe that all objectives were met and that the AO has successfully been launched.

    DK and Rosie had pushed through a burpee ladder at #SOT yesterday, and they were not happy about this morning’s slaughter starter.

    Earthworm seems to take to a kettlebell workout like a fish takes to water. He pushed far ahead of the PAX on the initial kettlebell mosey while holding the weight strong and high. The only time he got bogged down was when he had to run the bus loop without the kettlebell in hand.

    Rosie appeared strong throughout the workout, pushing the run pace on the Triple Play and showing excellent form on the kettlebell electric slides and back lunges.

    We are looking forward to developing this workout and figuring out new variations of kettlebell exercises. Please sign up to Q for this workout (and others). F3Richmond needs your leadership and your creative ideas!

    Also, please headlock West Enders and let them know about free workouts happening in their back yards. #NoExcuses. These workouts can change lives.

    -Johnsonville