Tag: DownRange

  • Back on the Horse

    After getting knocked down with a nasty cold last week and missing two bootcamps (many thanks to Mountain Oyster for covering the Q!), YHC got back on the horse this morning with a slightly lighter-than-usual recovery Q. Joined by Messi and Boardwalk, then later Tiny TRex, the PAX did a fair number of core exercises, hit the hill once with variable movement exercises, completed a triple check, and also some other fun things under the big tent where they’ve set up a stage in preparation for Holy Week services that will go every night Wed-Sat. God is good all the time, and YHC is so thankful to be nearly done with the viral crud. Make it a good one brothers! ~DTH

  • The Triangle

    One Round Mound took on The Gloom in the latest edition of The Clinic. Temperatures were actually 70 and sunny. According to the lady cleaning the lobby, the following quite possibly happened.

    Mosey to the MasaGlobal Building. Single point up for the COP.
    SSHs, Helicopters, Don Quixote, Imperial Walkers, Hand Release Mercans, Shoulder taps, merkins, little baby crunches, hello Dollys, reverse crunches.

    3 pointers (triangles). But, stop 6 times. It’s a big triangle. Do this in the form of Elevens. WWIIs and Mercans.

    Round 2: LBCs and squats

    Mosey to the parking deck.

    Ramps, with Mercans and WWIIs.

    Do 4 laps at the top of the parking deck.

    5 min of Mary.

    BTTVSF.

    NMS: Humid today. A harbinger of humidity to come. Gonna be a long, hot summer.

  • “Does the Army Do Cadence?”


    YHC is down in Emerald Isle for the week. Lo and behold that have F3 down here. With FNG brother in law in tow we hit the mean streets of Carteret County. This is more less how it went down:

    BOONEDOCKS BACKBLAST

    Per request from @Prego who is apparently too busy to post on Slack (or plan a workout), I am posting the backblast.

    After a solo standard ran by the Site Q, @BOGO @Tar Hole @Cooter @BreakingBad @Birdman @CouchPotato @Ginger @griswold (fresh off of a strong Palmetto Relay performance) and @Doubtfire were joined by @Boberry from offsite and the newly minted @Master Dong. We also got a rare Boonedocks appearance by @SandFlea and a unusually noise considerate @purplerain. @Dep DAWG also decided to show up 5 minutes late though the Q didn’t make us pay for it.

    We did a semi-controlled 1 burpee, 10 Mericans, 20 LBCs, and 30 squats. Rinse, repeat to the docks and back.

    Significant Events
    @purplerain led a pax mutiny at one intersection due to what he perceived to be loud counting of exercises he wasn’t executing.

    The Q attempted a pushup challenge with the much younger and fitter Site Q and was saved by a car.

    Two young ladies approached the pax during their run offering to use us as hurdles. @Tar Hole sucked in his gut in an attempt to impress. It didn’t work.

    @BOGO dressed for 40 degrees and immediately regretted it.

    Multiple mentions of @ponch even though he only comes to Boonedocks once a quarter.

    The ever faithful @Cyclops kept us from having to hear our 3rd F Q say “MACdonalds” by opening the doors of the church for us and making coffee.

    Good to see everyone out today. We’ve got a MHC brother on the Q next week. Let’s get a good show of support.

  • Two Tickets to Paradise

    Eddie Money hailed the dawn light with a solo tribute of this classic ballad, and 10 minutes into a torturous beatdown loop, a second ticket was punched as Mountain Oyster joined in on harmony. The PAX stomped the usual chain railing upper body work and gravel hill leg work, but a Lindsay on the field took the main stage, with LBC’s and Merkins on either side and a unique movement exercise in between. Mosey for Hoedowns (and other wall work) on the concrete block, and then more Mary than Mtn Oyster could manage to close out the 45min set. Victorious start to a beautiful day in the Western Highlands of PNG, and just the kind of full body stretch this old man needed after pulling the ol’ low back in volleyball over the weekend. Two is better than one, so many thanks to MO for harmonizing. On repeat, DTH

  • Rain? What rain?

    Heavy rain pelting the tin roof of our missions house suggested I might be heading into a wet solo workout, but a few headlocks yesterday did the trick and five PAX (including one FNG) beat the temptation of the fartsack to take on a rainy beatdown. There were lots of core exercises under the awning, and variable lunging and running loops, all the while explaining the history/principles/credo/etc of F3 to our FNG, Dr Mel, who’s another doc here at Kudjip Station. Most significantly, Imelda is our first female PAX to join Ground Zero and she kicked the workout in the teeth! Her background is Melanesian and her name in the old language means garden-sun, so the PAX nicknamed her “Sunflower.” Welcome!!! Here’s to the PAX continuing to grow, and God being here with us in big ways. All for Him, DTH

  • Helix rips the seam

    0600 found YHC starting a veeeery slow solo warmerama having stayed up too late last night. There was at least one HC, so nothing exciting happened until Mountain Oyster arrived a few minutes later. It rained hard last night and the misty sunrise was a beautiful rosy orange glow as we ran down the gravel road hill, and went a little further than usual to a playground in Jordan Valley. A few rounds of upper body reps completed – pullups, derkins, dips – then variable movements and sprint back to the top where the small soccer field is. Polesmokers and oblique LBC burnout, then mosey to the gym’s concrete stoop for dirty hookups, donkey kicks, and wall sits + hoedowns. 0615, mosey back to the start point, to find NoGrass and Mojang waiting. Welcome!!! Back down the hill to the playground, stopping for a x10 burpee “breather” halfway there. Upon completion, hold Al Gore, and when we dropped to Helix there was quite a loud rip as Mountain Oyster’s shorts inseam chose the perfect moment to permit his mountain oysters some breathing room. The beatdown almost ended there with the amount of laughter and mumble chatter than ensued, but YHC prevailed and we continued to the playground for a quadruple check. Pullups, derkins, dips, and the moving partner runs across to the far end for x3 burpees before retuning to switch. x4 round completed. Variable movement back to the top, some preferring to run in FRONT of Mtn Oyster so as to avoid the “view”. ? Then 5 minutes of Mary to go: pole-smokers, kimchi twists, LBC’s, and partnered up for dying-boxing cockroaches… 0645 hits, that’s TIME! COT: numbers, names, NoGrass took us out in prayer. Solid beatdown today – WAY harder with good company to spur the imagination. Still waiting for one of these warriors to take the Q, but all good things with time. Yours, DTH

  • LIFO’s Abound

    Boardwalk and YHC arrived on time and kicked off a warmerama accompanied by solid conversation about the majesty of the Highland’s sunrise, casting new rosy colors across the distant mountain ridge, a testament to God’s creation. We kept the HR up with a run down to the bottom lands, variable exercises and movements back to the top, where C30 met us – seems the fartsack had momentarily got the better of him. The PAX took on 11’s with 2-count ball dippers and merkins, with a run across the soccer field between reps. We then hit up the covered cement pad for 6 minutes of Mary, which is next to Tiny TRex’s house, and his dog’s barking got him out of bed to join us. Mosey around the buildings, variable movement exercises along the way, then another down&back on the unpaved hill road where we met up with Mountain Oyster out for a morning run – his assumption was if you miss the start time, you shouldn’t come – this misunderstanding was corrected and he joined us for the final 10 minutes of beatdown glory.

    COT: Numbers x5, Namerama, Boardwalk closed us out with prayer.

    NMS: The idea of being punctual does not particularly exist in the Highlands. So the hard start of 6am, even for the ex-pat missionaries seems to be a challenging concept. Also, the fartsack seems to have some extra power here. Had a great workout regardless, was happy to welcome more members as they turned up in their own time, and was really awed with the beauty of the dawn over distant misty mountains this morning. God is so good. Thanks for your prayers brothers – even with so much heartache in the hospital there is a wealth of rich experience to be embraced – and I am drinking deeply. ~DTH

  • Personal FNG record

    Howdie from the Western Highlands of PNG! YHC had a crew of FIVE FNG’s come out this AM to sample the F3 fun they’d been hearing about, and as it would turn out, apart from my buddy Dr Mark, it was missionary boys aged 8-12 who joined us. YHC reviewed all the basics about F3 as we went through a solid warmerama, then gave them a beatdown tour of Ground Zero, down and up the gravel road hill with variable IC reps and movements, a bunch of Mary under the awning, a couple rounds of indigenous carousel planks with burpees, a solid triple check on the soccer field, and some final mary and stretching. YHC kept the momentum going but tapered the total beatdown level to suit the mostly youngin population. The boys loved it, and already word is spreading around Station that the Ground Zero workout is for anyone interested. In fact one of our female docs has asked to join us next week. So hey, come one come all, let’s get stronger together! Our FNG’s all participated in the nicknaming today, which included Dr Mark being nicknamed “NoGrass” for his bald pate (the Pigin word for hair is grass), his son Levi who likes Minecraft being named “Mojang”, the two Stewardson boys nicknamed “Messi” (loves soccer) and “Boardwalk” (loves board games, Monopoly), and a PNG boy who hangs with the missionary kids nicknamed “Tiny T-Tex”. Fun times has by all, and YHC is looking forward to seeing how this thing grows. Prayers always appreciated, DTH

  • The Gavel

    While on my golf trip to Myrtle Beach I made it to a workout. Harder than I thought it would be just to get up early but I did it. And I don’t regret it, even a little bit. Here’s a brief description of what we did. I only remember the name of the Q, but there 5 of us.

    Warmup was your typical SSH plus some burpees, Don quyotes, Imperial walkers, and arm circles.

    Moseyed over to somewhere and grabbed a cinder block. Carried the block about a 5th of a mile to a parking lot.

    5 curls at each line in the parking lot (15 lines total) keeping arms at 90 degrees in between.

    Next we sprinted the parking lot at 50%, 90%, and 100%.

    3 overhead tricep extensions w cinder block at each line on the parking lot.

    Bear crawled stopping at each line and doing 2 merkins at each line. Moseyed back to drop off the cinder blocks. Then back to the flag for an ab exercise rinf of fire.

    Good group of guys. Prayers for Brown Bag, whose father just passed away.

    Going to try and make it tomorrow for a 6am workout, and try bring someone with me who has never done F3.

  • Malo Malo Victory

    After a hard rain last night a super squishy soccer field welcomed 6 HIM’s for a DTH beatdown in the blooming Highland dawn. With 3 FNG’s to show the ropes, YHC led the following:

    WARMERAMA: Welcome, Disclaimer, Review of Credo and 5 Principles, Variable IC reps to warm ip top to bottom

    COP #1: Mosey down the long gravel road to the bottom, Burpees OYO, then return to the top via Sprint, Lunge Walk, Backwards Lunge Walk, and Burpee Broadjumps

    COP #2: Under the covered awning, variable core reps IC

    COP #3: On the chain railing, indigenous peoples movement, alternating incline merkins and dips on the chains, last man burpees x2 and runs to front

    COP #4: DORA with 100 merkins, 200 squats, and 300 LBC’s, with moving partner bear crawling 20 yards AND back in the malo malo (muddy field)

    COP #5: Run to the bottom of the hill, variable IC reps (sumo squats, ball dippers, etc), and x100 calf raises OYO, then stretches before running back to the VSF for COT

    COT: Numbers x6, Names (x3 FNG’s), Prayer led by The Quadfather

    NMS: Wonderful to have some new faces at Ground Zero today: Dr Matt Woodley (missionary doc) nicknamed Medicine Ball for his love of medicine and soccer, Dr Spencer Kimsen (PNG doc) nicknamed Mountain Oyster for his love of swimming/diving but now working in the Highlands (he’s a Melanesian from the coast), and a local nursing college student who spontaneously joined us during the second half of the workout nicknamed Punisher for the skull symbol on the ball cap he was wearing. All in all another great whooping and all the more rich amid enthusiastic company. Expansion is rolling now! Praising God every moment, DTH