Tag: F3RVA Summer Tour

  • Thanks for Coming Out

    Twelve oarsmen launched from the Huguenot Shipyard for the 5th Annual, 1st Inaugural First Watch Deliverance workout. Temperatures were 70 and sunny. According to the toothless City Proper/SOJ combo hillbillies eyeing us, the following might have happened.

    04:30 Secure the AO. Kubota (aka, Q-bota on site).

    04:35 YHC on scene.

    04:40 Lockjaw

    04:50 First Water.

    Progressively crowded dockyard, and some stragglers asking themselves,”What time does the 05:00 paddle start?”

    Posey (paddle-mosey) over to the North Bank. Circle up.

    Warm-a-rama

    Dead Man Hang
    Helicopters
    Don Quixote
    Copperhead Squats
    ‘Mercans
    LBCs
    Flutter Kicks
    Inverted Scorpion Kicks
    Scorpion Kicks

    Triple Check.
    Partner 1: Bear crawl to that thing out there that Kubota pointed at in the darkness. No. That thing. Nope – the other thing. Yep, that one, nope, that other one. OK, got it.
    Partner 2: punching bag
    Partner 3: Wilson’s Dying Cucarachas

    Back in the boats.

    Etes -vous prets? Partez!!! Sprintervals d’eau. Intermittent hard paddling, followed by light paddle. 6 rounds.

    Somewhere along the line, Bacon Bits’ boat is swamped in the gale. Takes on water. Persists. Adapts. Overcomes.

    Paddle upstream to the American Flag. Moment of quiet contemplation. Pictures. Fanfare. Celebration.

    Slow paddle enjoying the sunrise. Back to the VSF, passing two actual shovel flags. And, scene.

    Announcements:

    Summer Tour continues.

    Wildcat. Monday. El Alamo. Be there for the man. Life may be you against you, but it’s easier and better when we are there for each other.

    Breaking Bread for June. Someone had to drop out for the last weekend in June. Who can step in and help out? (Remember: There is no Hot Potato for Breaking Bread – if you need to drop, pass the word and find a replacement).

    July 4: Convergence at Forest Hill Park.

    August 21: 100th Birthday Celebration. Come join us. First Watch. 05:00. Stamp your Tour Card.

    NMS: No better way to start a day. Paddling by headlamp. Quick workout. Amazing sunrise. Coffeteeria. Plus, a cameo appearance from BT over coffee.

    Thanks for coming out, fellas. Never gets old.

  • Participation trophies for everyone!

    20 F3RVA HIM’s converged at the lush fields of NoToll to play Ultimate Frisbee this morning. Making four 5-man teams playing a couple games simultaneously was briefly considered, then scrapped for a bigger field with bigger teams.

    Thugs sat it out still nursing an injury but getting some fine reps and stretches in while the rest of us battled it out on Field 1. Bromance was our only injury today, after maintaining a lethal presence on the field, he felt something snap in his calf so took the rest of the time to stretch with Thugs. OC then ditched his fluorescent penny and defected to Labrat’s team, where they went on a 4 TD streak to pull back into the lead. (We all know OC is the secret sauce.)

    Notable disc vets were OC, DK, Snuff and Labrat who maintained a very steady presence in the field with (nearly) perfect throws, while we saw Rudy, Warby, Handshake, and Machismo dominate the end zones – both on offense and defense. Also when Labrat teamed up with Dealer and/or Snip short fast play TD’s happened quickly!

    Honorable mentions to L Woods, Fandango, McRib, and Dry Rub – these guys staying moving and snatching the entire game!

    Kudos to our other Respect Players – Scram getting in there to make plays and not getting re-injured, Rodeo Clown showing surprising agility and sticky fingers, and Mr Roper making smart short plays in the mid-field. 

    Both teams played very well, but Team Labrat won 9-8 in the final minutes. Looking forward to a re-match this Thursday at Timberwolf! Yours AYE! ~DTH

    Announcements (SEE SLACK!)

    • Tomorrow – WED 5am Huguenot Flatwater Paddle/Bootcamp
    • This THUR – Ultimate at Timberowlf
    • This FRI – 6/21 Poker Night at DTH’s
    • This SAT – 6/22 new AO “The Iron Bridge” starts at Goyne Park at 7am
    • Next Sat 6/29 – School of Rock
    • July 4th Convergence, 7am, Forrest Hill Park
    • Summer Tour ongoing

  • Summer Staycation

    YHC intended on Q’ing DogPile for SOJ Takeover but alas, Oyster beat me to the punch. So I did this staycation at Rock N Roll with these 20 hombres instead :

    Mosey to nearest baseball outfield and circle up

    F3 disclaimers and Mission Statement

    Warmarama : 25 SSH IC, 20 Ukrainian Soldiers IC, 15 Merkins IC, 10 Pelican Squats on each side (you had to be there to know what these are)

    Line up for indigenous run to the Latino Market then turn around and head BTTF

    Mosey into forest trail side entrance and stop at workout station

    Triple Check : Pull Ups, Lay down on your six and hold your legs up six inches off ground, Timer runs to gate and back

    Mosey out of forest trail to the bottom of the grass hill

    Front Facing crab walk up to the top of the hill

    Crawl Bear across next parking lot

    Lunges across next parking lot

    Naked Murder Bunny across next parking lot (think Murder Bunny without the cindy)

    Mosey to baseball outfield and line up in line with home plate

    6 sprints of 30 yards

    Mosey farther into the outfield and circle up

    1 min, 30 sec elbow plank

    50 Butterfly Situps IC

    Hold Legs up six inches for 40 sec

    Partner Up for Dora : 100 Merkins, 200 Squats, 300 LBC’s

    Had to cut the LBC’s portion of the Dora a little early to head BTTF

    Numbers, Names, YHC took us out

    Prayer Requests : Doublemint getting melanoma area removed on Monday; OC’s coworker has advanced melanoma. He’s only 35 and has a 1 year old baby; DTH’s FIL and YHC’s MIL have advanced lung cancer

    Announcements : Next Sat 6/22 launch of new Chester AO “The Iron Bridge” at Goyne Park 7 am – 8 am; Summer Tour ongoing

    NMMS : Great to have E.F. Hutton join us this morning and earn both a 1st F point and a 2nd F point at coffee afterwards. Everyone thoroughly enjoyed YHC’s cute pink microphone blue tooth speaker that I borrowed from my daughter as well as the copious amounts of commercials during YHC’s playlist.

  • 3 Men, 3 Lakes

    easy breezy beautiful, breakfast club

  • Coupon Creek

    Two SOJ usurpers stamped passports, hopped a clown car, and after hours of quality mumble chatter landed their craft safely at The Creek. They were greeting by five fierce natives of the north lands who resisted the takeover until they were placated with gifts of latex-dipped gloves. The wild northmen then gaped in awed silence at the gifts of coupons emerging from the aforementioned craft, and solemnly each warrior accepted a token of good will. Here’s what two bewildered deer witnessed:

    The THANG: 

    WARMERAMA: 

    • Each member of the PAX directed to collect a unique heavy item – the options were: 40# GTE team weight (rocks in a duffle), 60# sandbag, 30# ruck, 50# kettlebell, 25# metal track plate, another #40 GTE team weight, 30# kettle bell
    • Mosey to the basketball court and circle up
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • Variable IC Reps to get the muscles warm top to bottom

    COP #1: 

    • Mosey to a grassy area between two large poles
    • COUPON ELEVENS
    • Coupon Squats x10–>1
    • Coupon Press x1–>10
    • Run between sides carrying Coupon
    • *At random intervals PAX directed to stop and stretch then switch coupons

    PLANKORAMA INTERMISSION:

    • Halfway though 11’s, PAX directed to circle up
    • Name the man to your left, but x5 merkins if you mess up …whispered cheating ABOUNDED so merkins awarded at the end
    • Remain in plank to quiz PAX on the Mission, Credo, and 5CP’s. Maaaaaany more merkins awarded…

    COP #2:

    • Mosey out to the small track
    • COUPON FIFTIES
    • First to complete x50 reps calls out then all stop to mosey with coupons to the far side of the track
    • x50 Coupon swings
    • x50 Coupon presses (some did curls)
    • x50 SSH’s (no coupons)
    • x50 Coupon Squats

    COP #3:

    • Mosey to the field closer to the flag
    • Line up on your six for COUPON CAROUSEL
    • Coupons passed down the line, last man runs to the front to keep coupons flowing

    Mosey BTTF for COT:

    • Counterama # 7
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • YHC took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  Awesome to have LWoods SOJ company for the takeover this morning – MUCH appreciated brother! This was YHC’s 6th post and 4th Q for the week, and as a result, A) YHC is hurting all over, and B) YHC knows the well is not yet dry. You don’t know what you’re capable of until you try! And well, YHC tries hard… (emoji sunglasses smiling face here).  Thanks to our Daville brothers trying something new with a few coupons today. Not a lot of running, but it felt as much like a ruck as a bootcamp, so the burn was good. Keep posting fellas! Yours AYE! ~DTH

    Announcements (SEE SLACK!)

    • SOJ Takeover ongoing
    • Summer Tour ongoing
    • June 21 SOJ Poker Night
    • June 22 new AO “The Iron Bridge” starts at Goyne Park at 7am
    • 2.0-Friendly Daville Bootcamp upcoming – ask Spit
    • July 4th Convergence, 7am, Forrest Hill Park

    Prayer Requests:

    • Opus and M leaving town for a week of vaca in Canada and praying teenager doesn’t burn the house down

  • We don’t have time for 10k reps

    13 mighty Timberwolves started the day right at 5:30 am in the Deep South. Quick check for more balls, none to be found…. Time hit, basketballs in hand we were off!

    Mosey to the courts. Lined up left of the dial. Circle up for some warmerama. Then two rounds of knock out. Half time work out was the Wilt Chamberlain. 100 LBCs, run length of court and back, 100 squats, run, 100 flutters (2 count…. thank you Big Herm), run, 100 single count lunges, one last run. Then some more ball, moving to the three point line, then a free throw competition. Back to the flag, filled the last 30 seconds with 2 burpees.

    numbers, names, announcements , YHC took us out.

    announcements:

    • Looking for a DJ to donate their services for a F3 daddy daughter dance happening Saturday November 2nd 7-9. Contact Rudy or Meatball if you can assist.
    • convergence July 4th at Forest Hill Park

    NMM

    great time shooting some hoops this morning fellas! Make it a great day.

  • Kettle Beast, the Hard Way

    12 HIM’s including 11 of the usual Circus clowns and one jorts-sportin fool reluctantly accepted their SOJ takeover fate. Sorry fellas, it was supposed to be a nice normal Nancy Lopez KB workout and you got a ride on the DTH pain train instead. Here’s the show these circus animals put on for the locals:

    The THANG: 

    WARMERAMA: 

    • Eclectic beatdown mix turned UP
    • Shoulder the bells and mosey 150 yards to the practice field 
    • Circle up, Welcome & Disclaimer
    • Variable IC Reps to get the muscles warm top to bottom

    KETTLE BEAST:

    • 6 reps at 6 stops down the field & back, for 6 total rounds
    • Done the HARD WAY, we added an exercise for each successive round = 736 total reps
    • Round 1 – Lawn Mowers
    • Round 2 – add Curls
    • Round 3 – add Sit&Press
    • Round 4 – add Sumo Squats
    • Round 5 – add Around the World
    • Round 6 – add Burpee Bell Jumpovers

    NOTE:

    • After Round 3, the PAX were directed to form a tight plank circle – name the PAX to your left, a total of x10 merkins awarded for two failures
    • Take it down to hold a low plank, review the F3 Mission, push up, back down, review the Credo, push up, back down, going left around the circle each PAX names a Core Principle – at least 25 merkins awarded…
    • After starting Round 6, the PAX were directed to complete the final reps en route BTTF

    COT:

    • Counterama # 12
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • BYPRODUCT took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  This is a GREAT location and band of brothers, always enjoy coming up. The jabbing banter is rich and the fields are moist (if you dare to venture out of the parking lot). It’s been a lot of posts for YHC this week, and this was the third of four Q’s in a row, so it was great to mix it up with the KB crew. Shoulders are definitely feeling it already, making me wonder if I need a regular KB AO in my life… Appreciated the warm welcome today fellas. Yours AYE! ~DTH

    Announcements (SEE SLACK!)

    • SOJ Takeover ongoing
    • Summer Tour ongoing
    • Mr Rogers book club ongoing
    • July 4th Convergence, 7am, Forrest Hill Park

    Prayer Requests:

    • Gaudi and his M expecting their second

  • hellareps

    Nine HIM’s embraced The Pain Train Crossing into the netherworld of an unplanned 45minutes with Dr Exicon. With impeccable form, here’s what these masochists conquered:

    The THANG: 

    WARMERAMA: 

    • Moseyrama the lot and circle up in a shady grass area
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • Variable IC Reps to get the muscles warm top to bottom – top notch form highly encouraged

    COP #1: 

    • Mosey to grassy front area
    • Circle up for No Cheat Mericans IC
    • Step to the end of the area for No Cheat Lunges to the other end (both knees hit ground like wrestling practice step-throughs, or more static version like hydraulic lunges)

    COP #2:

    • Mosey across the lot to the shipping container for No Cheat Squats IC – these are done in people’s chair, keep back pressed on wall, sliding down wall to touch calves then back up

    COP #3:

    • Mosey around the back of church to another grassy area for No Cheat Merkins IC
    • Get in low plank for review of the Mission, Credo, and Core Principles, and also some merkins thrown in for a couple PAX forgetting the nickname of the man to their left

    COP #4:

    • Mosey a little further and stop for No Cheat LBC’s IC – keep legs bent at 90 degrees and hands reach to touch heels pulling back almost entirely off the ground 

    COP #5:

    • Mosey around to a grassy strip on the South side and complete x5 sets of x20 Flutters, all 2-ct, alternating hands-under low flutters, and hallelujah hands high flutters

    COP #6:

    • Mosey to the covered awning for x100 high-quality Monkey Humpers OYO

    COP #7:

    • Mosey to a grassy slope for x3 rounds of CrawlBear up Crabwalk back down
    • After Round 1, rapid curb toe taps for the six
    • After Round 2, ABC’s until someone completes (winner winner Chaplain dinner)
    • After round 3, Decline Plank for the six

    COP #8:

    • Mosey to the church for some brick wallorama:
    • IN People’s Chair do Hairy Rockets IC
    • BTTW for hip slappers IC
    • Dirty Hookups IC, both sides
    • Hoedowns IC
    • Donkey Kickoffs up to 15

    Mosey BTTF for COT with a uphill Bernie finisher 

    • Counterama # 9
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • HOUSE PARTY took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  Great group of brothers for another tour-de-crossing, and this one intentionally without any fore-planning except to avoid any routines, get a hella reps, and optimize best form possible.  The idea of best form led to coming up with some novel no-cheat options – enjoyed by all, I’m sure. Yours AYE, DTH

    Announcements (SEE SLACK!)

    • 6/21 Poker Night at DTH’s
    • 6/22 New AO “The Iron Bridge” at Goyne
    • 7/4 Convergence 0700 at Forrest Hill Park

    Prayer Requests:

    • HP’s niece surgery recovery

  • Run-N-Reps

    Seven HIM’s converged at WaThoHuk including a couple SOJ takeover BFF’s. Pigskin split off do 10,000 merkins around the school while the rest followed DTH giving House Party a tour of the area. After a brief warmerama we took a broad loop running around the park, west broad village, and middle school, stopping every 100 yards or so for some variable OYO reps. House Party commented toward the end he must have misheard about all the running, but he hang tough and saw it through. Total distance was 3.89 miles. All PAX were sufficiently satisfied. Great to meet and get to know Gaudi! See ya’ll again reeeeaaaaal soon. ~DTH

    COT:

    • Counterama # 7
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • Pigskin took the PAX out in Prayer

  • The Stupidest Mile

    With the Summer Tour and SOJ Takeover in full effect, YHC packed my day bag and headed east to hang with the Bermuda Boys. The PAX were ready to put in some work! As is customary, I have included a brief summary for your viewing pleasure.

    Mosey to the parking lot for Warm Up:
    Side Straddle Hops, Ukranian Soldiers, Mummy Kicks, Windshield Wipers, Biodomes, Hand Release Merkins, Freddy Mercuries, Alabama Prom Dates

    Mosey to the Track that apparently does not exist:

    Exercise One the Stupidest Mile:
    400m Bernie Sanders around the football field
    200m Lt. Dans
    200m Crawl Bear
    100m Reverse Frog Jumps

    Bernie Sanders Raise the Roofs across the parking lot, then back to the flag.

    A couple of minutes of Grow Ruck situps and Flutter Kicks until time is called.

    Numbers/Names/Announcements/Prayer Requests

    YHC took us out

    Final Thoughts: The Stupidest mile is actually less than a mile, but proved to be a time consuming, leg burning son of a bitch. Great job by everyone for pushing through! Always enjoy getting down to Bermuda Triangle – this definitely needs to be a stop for all this summer! Nice seeing Shaw-Shank back out. Respect to the teens for getting up early and getting after it.

    Check Slack for details on the new Saturday AO at this location – starting in a few weeks.

    SYITG