Tag: Kayak

  • Thanks for Coming Out, Kubota!

    Thanks for Coming Out, Kubota!

    Guess it’s been a while…

    Seven ‘yakers and one SUP’er, hit the mighty James this morning at the earliest or F3RVA hours. According to the owls, great blue herons, ducks and dead people in the water with their zippers down, the following occurred:

    0500 launch

    29 minutes upriver

    5 minute turn around

    26 minutes downriver

    0555 hop back on land

    Group hug photo

    Numbers, smell the dead animal, Names, smell the dead animal, Announcements, gag, Kubota takes us out!

    NMS:

    Awesome, beautiful morning and sunrise! Maurice had the save of the morning. Coffee after was fun.

    Six years of this in the books at the earliest F3RVA workout!

    SYITG!

  • How close can we get to Boshers?

    Five Friday kayakers took to the river for some combined 1st and 2nd F. Weather was perfect. All left saying we should have more River Happy Hours…

  • Thanks for Coming Out

    Twelve oarsmen launched from the Huguenot Shipyard for the 5th Annual, 1st Inaugural First Watch Deliverance workout. Temperatures were 70 and sunny. According to the toothless City Proper/SOJ combo hillbillies eyeing us, the following might have happened.

    04:30 Secure the AO. Kubota (aka, Q-bota on site).

    04:35 YHC on scene.

    04:40 Lockjaw

    04:50 First Water.

    Progressively crowded dockyard, and some stragglers asking themselves,”What time does the 05:00 paddle start?”

    Posey (paddle-mosey) over to the North Bank. Circle up.

    Warm-a-rama

    Dead Man Hang
    Helicopters
    Don Quixote
    Copperhead Squats
    ‘Mercans
    LBCs
    Flutter Kicks
    Inverted Scorpion Kicks
    Scorpion Kicks

    Triple Check.
    Partner 1: Bear crawl to that thing out there that Kubota pointed at in the darkness. No. That thing. Nope – the other thing. Yep, that one, nope, that other one. OK, got it.
    Partner 2: punching bag
    Partner 3: Wilson’s Dying Cucarachas

    Back in the boats.

    Etes -vous prets? Partez!!! Sprintervals d’eau. Intermittent hard paddling, followed by light paddle. 6 rounds.

    Somewhere along the line, Bacon Bits’ boat is swamped in the gale. Takes on water. Persists. Adapts. Overcomes.

    Paddle upstream to the American Flag. Moment of quiet contemplation. Pictures. Fanfare. Celebration.

    Slow paddle enjoying the sunrise. Back to the VSF, passing two actual shovel flags. And, scene.

    Announcements:

    Summer Tour continues.

    Wildcat. Monday. El Alamo. Be there for the man. Life may be you against you, but it’s easier and better when we are there for each other.

    Breaking Bread for June. Someone had to drop out for the last weekend in June. Who can step in and help out? (Remember: There is no Hot Potato for Breaking Bread – if you need to drop, pass the word and find a replacement).

    July 4: Convergence at Forest Hill Park.

    August 21: 100th Birthday Celebration. Come join us. First Watch. 05:00. Stamp your Tour Card.

    NMS: No better way to start a day. Paddling by headlamp. Quick workout. Amazing sunrise. Coffeteeria. Plus, a cameo appearance from BT over coffee.

    Thanks for coming out, fellas. Never gets old.

  • Thursday night paddling

    3 kayakers took to the water on a warm Thursday evening. All 3 stayed in their kayak and good times were had. Need to do more of this while weather is good!

  • Deliverance 4 – Sand and Rain Edition

    Deliverance 4 – Sand and Rain Edition

    10 Completely Stupid and Utterly Pointless Thrill Seekers decided to get wet this morning with not just sweat, but rain water and river water. After all boats had captains at 0500, the task force steamed over to the North Bank of the mighty James River.

    Paddle up the little creek to our new beach area and waddle up the sand dunes for:

    COP:

    Dead Man Hang, Reach for the Sky, Helicopters, DQ’s, Sand Merkins, LBC’s, Flutter Kicks, Sandy Scorpion Kicks 🙂

    5 Burpees OYO

    TRIPLE CHECK:

    Using the three coupons that were collected on the voyage over, we did:

    Partner 1: Carolina Dry Docks

    Partner 2: Squats

    Partner 3 (Timer): Carry coupon Hallelujah-style across the knee, then waist, then shoulder deep creek and back!

    Three rounds, of course.

    Lunge Walk 50 yards back to the boats, stopping on the way for 5 more Burpees. Go ahead and do your burpees in the water, Machismo 🙂

    Hop back in boats and head out of the creek into the main river for:

    INTERVAL PADDLING:

    60 seconds on Hard Paddling upriver/30 seconds light paddle

    10 minutes of this. Time is now 0545. Gather together and spend a minute of silently reflecting, praying, meditating. Turn to the American Flag on the South Bank and recite the Pledge of Allegiance out loud.

    15 minute paddle/float at your own pace back to the landing! No pretty sunrise this year.

    Circle up on the landing for 5 more Burpees OYO. Time!

    COT:

    Numbers, Names, Announcements, Pictures and Upchuck to us out!

    NMS:

    What a fun time this morning, Men! We knew we were going to get wet, but that did not slow us down or make it suck. The new beach wasn’t too bad to workout on compared to the old beach the first couple of years. No one flipped over this year like last year, but there were a couple of near full immersions with cinder blocks that occurred. The rain didn’t get heavy until the float back, but who cares, we were already wet.

    Thanks for coming out this morning, gentlemen! This will be done again in June 2024 as close to the Summer Soltice, as possible.

    Happy Summer, everyone!

    SYITG!

    Kubota

  • Pre-Deliverance Recon

    Pre-Deliverance Recon

    Three then four river rats grabbed their boats and paddles and hit the shallows of the James River at Huguenot Flatwater on a beautiful Saturday afternoon. After Oyster caught up to us and we made it the the Willey Bridge, a nice goose-poop covered crop of rocks, hosted us for a few moments of beverage drinking and swimming. Try Hard and family were also on the waters enjoying a relaxing afternoon lounging in the secret creek.

    Deliverance 4 is scheduled for this Wednesday, unless the rain for Wednesday comes early. Stay-tuned!

    Kubota

  • Welcome FNG Noah

    1 pax sailed forth into the Fort Lauderdale Gloom for the latest edition of The Clinic. Temperatures were 70 and sunny. According to the zoo keeper building a wooden boat, the following route might have been taken.

    Route: the usual. No stop outbound. Rest stop inbound. A smidge over 5 miles.

    NMS: holy cow. The rain did rain on Wednesday in Fort Lauderdale. It was awesome. Perfect temperature and just the right amount of rain to cool things off. There were, oddly, more than the normal level of puddles. So, YHC ran (mostly) around them. Got wet. No biggie.

    By Wednesday evening, just crazy flooding. Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink. Epic. Apparently, a 1,000 year storm.

    Airport closed and completely flooded runways. Highways in that area all closed. Beaches closed. Ocean even flooded. Luckily, The Clinic apparently knows enough to have been built on high ground.

    No sign of the boat builder or his animals.

  • Birthday Boating in a Gloomy Monsoon

    17 SOJ faithful HIM’s were feeling froggy to embrace the suck at this morning’s SOT Birthday beatdown.  Here’s how we may or may not be welcome back to their soccer field…

    The THANG:

    WARMERAMA:

    • Mosey to the top of the stadium and circle up in the flood lights
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • Variable IC Reps to get the muscles warm

    COP #1:

    • Mosey to the football field and collect the coupons (canoe, kayak, kettle bells) and assemble in the middle of the field 
    • QUADRUPLE TRIPLE CHECK:
    • Station #1 – Two PAX pulling one PAX in canoe to side of field and back
    • Station #2 – P1 Sumo squats 50lb KB, P2 Mower Pulls 35lb KB, P3 carries 15lb KB overhead to side of field and back
    • Station #3 – Two PAX pulling/pushing one PAX in Kayak to side of field and back
    • Station #4 – Run the track
    • Each team of 3-4 PAX completed each Station as a Triple Check before switching to the next Station

    COP #2:

    • CANOE LINDSEY (always adds up to 40!)
    • Line up on the side of the football field
    • Merkins:  30-25-20-15-10
    • Drag Canoe laden with PAX between sides (alternate PAX riding VS dragging)
    • Scrunchy Frogs:  10-15-20-25-30

    Mosey BTTF for COT:

    • Counterama # 17
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • YHC took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  Brothers, what fun to muck around in the gloom carrying each other a bit! I’m very thankful for you guys carrying me in different ways over the last 4 years, and I’m really excited to see SOJ grow in the season to come. SYITG, DTH

    Announcements:

    • Open invitation by DTH to any SOJ PAX interested in joining an SOJ Shared Leadership Team – just send a PM to Tryhard via Slack! 
    • 12/2 – Rosie’s M will be selling nudes of Rosie at the Gallery of the Black Irish Social Club from 5-8pm (321 W Broad St)
    • 12/3 – Dogpile Magnum PI Day (mustache, Hawaiian shirt, donations for the Bridge)
    • 12/10 – 3-6pm HDHH Hardywood West Creek with the Capitol PAX
    • 12/20 – NoToll “12 Days of Christmas”

    Prayer Requests:

    • Prayers for Honeymoon and his family with his Dad’s passing yesterday