I should preface this post with a heads up to the NK PAX. Choo Choo may or may not be getting a phone call or email from the high school principal in the near future determining further use of their property as an F3 AO…the gate was open, I couldn’t resist!
F3 Warmarama – In the pattern of F3 -perform 3 sets of 10 Imperial Squats and 10 Navy Seal Merkins through the parking lot.
Mosey over by the that nice track we’re not supposed to use (it’s a nice track!) Behold! A gate left wide open! Beaver entered and moseyed up the ramp to the bleachers and did a full round of stairs while entertaining the thought of running a lap on that beautiful new track, YHC gave in to the temptation in need of completing the stair climbs on visitor bleachers. Finish up the remainder of the track and get out of there! Not a single minute later a small white vehicle pulled right up to the gate as I I stopped to take a breather at the end of the parking lot, I thought it best to continue moseying BTTF allowing for any confrontation to take place, however, that did not happen.
Once back to the main road a Sheriffs Deputy was creeping by slowly from behind to witness an approach to box jump the Jr High Stairs and perform 5 beautiful full form burpees at the top.
I was on close watch now, Mosey around the front of the jr high, 5 dips at every bench out front. Continue moseying eastbound bear crawling from speed bump to speed bump and doing a jump squat at every “No Parking” sign along the way. Here comes another car from the far end of the high school parking lot…Mosey up the middle road toward the round about and perform 10 second wall sits around 4 posts, MoT is broad jumps between posts. Mosey over to the main entrance and perform 50 incline merkins. Work my way over behind the flag wall for 10 slow hands to the ground wall climbs. 20 WWII. 20 LBC’s, 20 Penguins, 20 Freddie Mercury. Recover and mosey to the bus lot (there’s that sheriff deputy again, watching me from the high school student parking lot, completely unrelated I almost crapped my pants in this moment as well. Never trust a fart!) perform 5 Bulgarians at every bench and mosey my way back up the road to the flag! Make a clean escape for home base!
Don’t leave your gates open!