Tag: Morning Wood

30 minute trail run prior to Rock N Roll

  • ChapFlo

    2 early risers enjoyed the great weather and scenic running trails of Morning Wood. We started on the normal paved nature loop and took the trail down to the lake. Passed by House Party on his way to the workout. It was a peaceful warm-up before Florence’s brutal Rock N Roll beatdown.

  • Dirt Trail Wood

    2 Amigos went running through the woods on the dirt trail today. With it being lighter out, it made sense. Got to go down by the water and creeks. Covered a little over 2.5 miles. Thanks for joining Juanita and feel better Chaplain!

  • Reverso Nature Trail

    3 HIM got their Morning Wood run in today before Chaplain’s beatdown. We did the reverse of the usual paved nature trail loop. Mumble chatter included OC’s doctor being a straight shooter, COVID lockdowns causing weight gain, and past running history in various races. Good luck to Rosetta, Boberry, Don Draper and Tobit running in Roanoke today.

  • Shiplap is Fast, Chaplain is Tardy

    YHC normally goes at an easy pace for Morning Wood but he quickly realized Shiplap is fast and is setting the pace today. Did the usual paved nature trail run. Chaplain showed up late and tried to catch us but there was no way that was happening with Shiplap’s pace. Thanks for joining today brothers. Enjoyed it

  • Prarie Doggin

    Today’s edition of Morning Wood featured locked bathrooms much to the dismay of OC. Thankfully we finished the run in time for him to book it to the nearest store’s bathroom before Tobit’s beatdown. Never did find out where he went but glad the prarie dog was released into the wild safely.

  • Wrong Turn

    3 middle aged men said No to ED and got *up* for Morning Wood. We did the long loop for the nature trail but YHC took one wrong turn so had to back track a little bit to get back on the right trail.

  • Stragglers are Welcome

    6 strong got up early for some Morning Wood action. Started with a couple laps around the parking lot as DTH was coming in hot. Picked up Bone Thugs on the normal forest trail loop. Shout out to Doozy who ran to Rock N Roll from his house. Great weather this morning, and a good time was had by all.

  • Scouting Wood

    Two fully erect Stallions strutted around at Morning Wood. Moseyed around perimeter of the park between 1 and 1.5 miles scouting areas that had cover for the upcoming Q. Found some nice shelter in the dog park that looked prime for some 80s music and trivia.

  • The Inaugural Soon To Be Named Run That Shall Not Be Named: Breakfast Club.

    Six warriors of the road arrived 30 minutes early on their steel horses for Wake N Bake™️, Breakfast at Tiffany’s™️, Paint it Black™️, Morning Wood™️ or just simply a run in the woods.

    We started at the flag, ran toward the nature center, took the loop trail through the woods, then back to the flag for an approximate total of 2 miles. We had to hurry back; Doozy said something about taking us to a Moroccan nightclub. Sounds like fun!

    Anyways, I am Bone Thugs, and I’ll see you at the crossroads.