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Huguenot Park

  • Rock around the Clock

    A strong 17 made their way out of the fart sack this morning with 3 early risers getting in a little extra credit in and finding glow sticks and paper on the soccer field. This left them wondering what Doozy had in store for them.

    5:30 lets find out, mosey to the parking lot for COP

    DQ’s, Helicopters, Cherry Pickers, Russian Soldiers, Hillbillies, Deadman Hangs

    Mosey to the soccer field:

    Find 13 Glow sticks – 1 in the center of the field with 12 set up in a clock pattern (12:00 being red rather than yellow like the rest). At each place on the clock do that exercise with the number on the clock X10 then circle the center glow stick before going to the next point on the clock. The only odd ball is 1:00 which is a lap around the perimeter, 2:00 20 Burpees, 3:00 30 Jump Squats, 4:00 40 Merkins, 5:00 50 Plank Jacks, 6:00 60 WWII’s, 7:00 70 Mountain Climbers, 8:00 80 American Hammers, 9:00 90 Copperhead Squats, 10:00 100 Hillbilies (ouch), 11:00 110 Rosalitas and 12:00 120 Monkey Humpers

    Mosey to the parking lot

    Man Killers

    Mosey to the pass through

    Parking lot crawls – 10 parking spaces bear crawl to each starting at 1 increase 1 merkin at each space so that you are doing 10 merkins on the last space

    BTTF

    Numbers/names YHC took us out

    NMS:

    This was a workout that YHC picked up in Waxhaw, NC (Man Killers came from Indiana). YHC highly recommends that when you have the opportunity to join a PAX that is not your core group to take advantage of it and see what other groups are doing. YHC got to sit and talk with Hardwood (F3 Fort Mill, SC) while sitting by the pool a few weeks back. It was very interesting to hear how they run their AO’s in other areas. Charlotte, Fort Mill, Waxhaw all have a system where every AO has what they call a “Site Q” – the job of the site Q is to fill the Q sheet for every day that AO meets. This is done by asking for volunteers or by recruiting Q’s from other places. If a spot is not able to be filled the Q for that day falls on the site Q to ensure that there is always someone at that AO. The site Q can assign it to be a Hot Potato but he has to also assign at least one PAX to get it started.

  • SOJ Vanquishes the Murder Bunny in Gruesome Hand to Hand Combat

    Coconut husk hoofbeats echoed across the misty gloom as fourteen Knights of the South assembled for battle. Their enemy – the indomitable Murder Bunny – known across all the land for mercilessly ripping men’s vertebrae asunder. Leering vultures hungrily awaiting the expected outcome witnessed the battle scene as follows:

    The THANG:

    Warmerama:

    • Mosey down to the Field
    • Collect blocks on route
    • Welcome & F3 Disclaimer
    • Variable Mary Warm-ups and a little practice of the IPC moves:

    IPC WEEK #4:

    • For TIME, complete the following:
    • Baseline x10 Burpee Block Jump Overs (BBJO’s)
    • Murder Bunny to the 25 yard line
    • x25 Block Squat Thrusters
    • Run back with block to baseline
    • x10 Burpee Block Jump Overs (BBJO’s)
    • Murder Bunny to the 50 yard line
    • x50 Alternate Block Merkins (two count!)
    • Run back with block to baseline
    • x10 Burpee Block Jump Overs (BBJO’s)
    • Murder Bunny to the 75 yard line
    • x75 Block Curl Press
    • Run back with block to baseline
    • x10 Burpee Block Jump Overs (BBJO’s)
    • Murder Bunny to the 100 yard line
    • x100 Block Windshield Wipers (single count)
    • Run back with block to baseline
    • x10 Burpee Block Jump Overs (BBJO’s)
    • DONE!

    Mosey BTTF for COT:

    • Counterama # 14
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Comments)
    • YHC took us out in Prayer

    NMS:

    • !!!VICTORY IS OURS!!! The SOJ Knights have won the day, completing the final 2020 IPC with phenomenal effort and overall times. Hardywood led the way with a Herculean time of 24:42!!! Tclaps brother (and thanks for being YHC’s rabbit!) As it stands, SOJ has officially decided the Murder Bunny will be fondly remembered as a conquered foe, never to raise it’s ugly head again… (somewhere a bunch of SOJ’s guys are desperately knocking on the nearest wood…). YHC and Boberry have greatly enjoyed the opportunity to facilitate the IPC this year, and suspect the RVA PAX have officially staked claim in the winner’s circle! Keep on the lookout for final scores! YHC, Dr Tryhard

  • Iron PAX Challenge: Week 3: Attempt 1

    17 came to NoToll on Tuesday. We did the Iron PAX challenge. We all pushed each other to be better! We listened to music: that days playlist was YHC’s running mix. Apparently that means electronic music. Welcome to Club Boberry.

  • Girls Just Want to Have Fun

    17(!) PAX chose the hard thing. They posted to NoToll knowing it was week 2 of the IronPAX challenge. According to the confused police officers this is how it went down.

    Early meet at 5:15am, collect coupons from YHC’s low riding vehicle and mosey to the pre-measured and marked field. 15 minutes of general warm up and explanation. Included lots of arm circles to try and loosen up.

    Started the timer and the 80s work out mix on the speaker and we were off for

    The THANG

    Place coupon at Shovel Flag.  Start timer.  Complete a 400m run that starts and ends at Shovel Flag (do not carry block)

    Pick up block and complete 10 Thrusters at the Shovel Flag

    Rifle carry coupon to cone A (please completely move beyond/around cone)

    Complete 25 Decline Merkins at cone A

    Rifle carry coupon back to Shovel Flag (please completely move beyond/around Shovel Flag)

    Complete 10 Thrusters at the Shovel Flag

    Rifle carry coupon to cone B

    Complete 25 Blockees at cone B

    Rifle carry coupon back to Shovel Flag

    Complete 10 Thrusters at the Shovel Flag

    Rifle carry coupon to cone C

    Complete 25 Weighted Squats at cone C

    Rifle carry coupon back to Shovel Flag

    Complete 10  Thrusters at the Shovel Flag

    Rifle carry coupon to cone D

    Complete 25 Kettle Bell Swings at cone D

    Rifle carry coupon back to Shovel Flag

    Complete 10 Thrusters at the Shovel Flag

    Rifle carry coupon to cone E

    Complete 25 Vertical Block Presses at cone E

    Rifle carry coupon back to Shovel Flag

    Complete 10 Thrusters at the Shovel Flag

    Rifle carry coupon to cone F

    Complete 25 Alpos at cone F

    Rifle carry coupon back to Shovel Flag

    Complete 10 Thrusters at the Shovel Flag

    **This completes one full round** 

    Rinse and repeat for 43 minutes. 

    Recover, then collect coupons and assorted accessories and head BTTF.

    Numbers, names, announcements, YHC took us out.

    NMM

    This was easily the hardest workout YHC has completed since joining F3. Every PAX who posted pushed themselves and got better. This was truly a You Against Your workout where each man should be proud of what he accomplished. TCLAPS to Speedo for posting after a 4 year break! The humor of the PAX is unparalleled. Orange Crush was disappointed there was no Cyndi Lauper on the mix. The music took Mr. Roper back to his heyday on the roller skating rink in his canadian tuxedo.

  • SOJ Conquers IPC Wk1

    A pumped up gang of mighty men converged at NoToll this morning to take on Week 1 of the Iron Pax Challenge. Along with the famed clipboard, DTH upped the gadget game with a whiteboard detailing the routine and Bluetooth speaker sounding off the EMOM timer. Here’s how SOJ set the pace for F3RVA:

    The THANG:

    WarmUp:

    • Mosey to the lush field and circle up
    • Welcome & F3 Disclaimer
    • DQ’s x10 IC
    • YHC demonstrated and led a few reps of each exercise in the planned routine

    IronPax Challenge Week 1:

    • EMOM (every minute on the minute), complete x3 Burpees, and meanwhile complete the following:
    • x50 HRRM’s (both hands off ground at bottom then one hand off ground at top of each merkin – we did a shoulder tap)
    • x100 Leg Raises
    • x150 Jungle Boi Squats (deep squats with touching both hands to ground between feet, then raised overhead with jumping feet off ground)
    • x200 WWII’s
    • x250 Lunges (single count)
    • Scored for individual Elapsed Time

    Cool Down:

    • Variable Mary and stretches

    Mosey BTTF for COT:

    • Counterama # 15
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Comments)
    • YHC took us out in Prayer

    NMS:

    • Impressive performance again from the SOJ pax with times ranging 21:36 to 36min. Tclaps to Fresh Prince, Don Draper, and Rosie setting the pace at something akin to a blur. The burpees every minute were annoying, but ultimately became a respite from the relentless pain of the gazillion routine reps. Don’t know about the rest of you but YHC has been wobbling around on spaghetti legs this morning! Also Tclaps to a few guy who did not let their form waver despite the high rep count (among others, YHC noted Snuff and Florence really honoring the form) – you may have come up with slower times, but you guys are winners at an entirely higher level!!! The IPC is really a powerful exercise of the F3 You-versus-You model — it really doesn’t matter what your ultimate finish time is, if you pushed yourself hard to do your best, then you are reaping what you sow. YHC really appreciates how many of you guys are stepping up to do the IPC this year – CSAUP sucks, but sure as hell is a lot more fun with you guys alongside! All my respect, YHC, DTH

  • Seven of Diamonds and Four of Suck…

    Sixteen BAMFs buckled the chinstraps for No Toll this morning, and here’s how it went:

    Warmarama mosey to the parking lot for SSHs, IWs, Russian Soldiers, DQs, Flutter Sugar Kickstix, Freddie Mercuries, APDs. To the corner of the lot for:

    The THANG

    COP 1 – Seven of Diamonds

    • 4 x 7 burpees
    • 4 x 14 2ct flutter kicks
    • 4 x 21 merkins
    • 4 x 28 squats
    • 4 x 21 2ct American hammers
    • 4 x 14 Carolina Dry Docks
    • 4 x 7 Lt. Dans; bear crawl to the soccer field for:

    COP 2 – Football Conditioning (a/k/a the Cleveland Steamer)

    • 50 yard 75% sprint; run in place, drop to mountain climbers, roll right/left; sprint 50 yards.
    • 50 yard Bernie Sanders; run in place, drop to mountain climbers, roll right/left; sprint 50 yards.
    • 50 yard carioca* right; run in place, drop to mountain climbers, roll right/left; sprint 50 yards.
    • 50 yard carioca left; run in place, drop to mountain climbers, roll right/left; sprint 50 yards. This was as awful as I remember it being during two-a-day football practices in high school. Only thing missing was a whistle and ammonia-smelling shoulder pads.

    *Car·i·o·ca/ˌkerēˈōkə/noun

    1. a native of Rio de Janeiro.
    2. a Brazilian dance resembling the samba.

    BTTF for cool down stretching. Numbers, names and YHC took us out (some cars almost did the job for me).

    Announcements: Prayers for Brenda, Florence’s m/i/l as the family awaits news of the second lung cancer surgery. Sign up for the Iron Pax challenge. Treat Yo Self! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU0h7TlZGO4

    NMMS: Great work today gents. Garmin sez 782 kCal burned, 145 bpm av HR, 170 bpm max HR — I believe it!!

  • F3 Iron PAX (RVA Style)

    F3 Iron PAX (RVA Style)

    It’s that time of year again. Not only a time where the leaves change and the smell of pumpkins and their related spices are omnipresent. No, YHC is referring to the F3 Iron PAX challenge. This a challenge is amongst F3 nation. A chance to push and better yourself while talking some smack along the way.

    Dr. Try Hard and YHC will attempt to lead the challenge in RVA this year. It will take place the first 4 weeks of September. We will hold it at NO TOLL each week, same as usual, Tuesdays at 5:30am! If there is a requirement for weights, a track, or pull up bars we will hold it at a different AO as needed. No need to change what you do! Just post at normal days/locations. Changes and any new info will be posted on Slack.

    The pre-blast from F3 Greenwood is below which explains it a little more. Use this to sign up and rep F3RVA. (RVA is an option for region when you sign up).

    https://f3greenwood.com/2020/08/06/2020-ironpax-challenge-preblast/

    Also, if this still seems Greek to you search the youtube for “f3 ironpax challenge” and it shows the explanation videos for previous years challenges.

  • Clown Car of 1?

    An even dozen warriors came out to battle the elements of sunny and 70 degrees at No Toll this morning. YHC saw the open Q slot yesterday and decided to make his inaugural No Toll Q. Rolled in from NM with solo, sans clown car. According to the dude lurking the workout this is what went down.

    COP- 30 SSH’s, 10 DQ’s, 10, Cherry pickers, 10 Helicopters, !5 Arm circles, 10 Merkins, 20 Flutters, 20 Dollies, 20 LBC’s.

    The work- Triple check- Runner around full parking lot with Merkins and LBC’s for the others. 4 corners lady of the night style (10 Drydocks, 20 squats, 30 Merkins, 40 jump squats. 2nd round straight 4 corners with 20 hand release merkins, 30 WWII’s, 40 monkey humpers, 50 SSH’s. (Thanks last call for suggestion of monkey humpers, I was thinking of something far harder). Parking lot breezers 3/4 sprint mosey back, then full sprint X 3 rounds, Shuffle the lot to and fro. Bernie sanders the lot then mosey back, Then back to flag.

    Strong work today fellas. I counted 2.6 miles. After yesterday’s Florence insanity the run felt good (Bullseye can attest).

    Announcements- 3rd F tonight on line.

    Prayers- Good to have Doozy posting strong again.

    YHC took us out in prayer. Thank you gentleman, it is always an honor to lead. Nice to have my first No Toll under my belt.

  • Did you listen to this song first???

    22 (!!!) PAX including 2.0s braved the soggy fields this morning for a kid friendly work out today. Fun was a had and a little exercise along the way. Here is how it happened:

    7am hit and we peeled the 2.0s from the playground, moseyed to the basketball court for:

    COP/Warmerama

    Short disclaimer and welcome to F3. Three 2.0 FNGs today. Reminded all the 2.0s they have some pretty awesome dads who try to better themselves! 10 reps of the following were completed: Imperial Walkers, Jazzercise, Seal Claps, Cherry Pickers, Crab Cakes, Boat/Canoe, and Dancing Bear.

    THANG #1 (Race Time)

    Line up on one end of courts for races from the grass to the fence, including regular, high knees, butt kickers, crab walk, and bear crawl (some kids too this opportunity to pretend to be a real bear!). Mosey to the 1st soccer field for:

    THANG #2 (Catch A Daddy If You Can)

    Kids and dads line up along the end line, dads get a little be of a head start. Kids have to try and catch dads. If caught dads complete 5 burpees. One hitch, dads have to Bernie Sanders.

    THANG #3 (Kick a Ball)

    One PAX kicks the ball, first to reach it calls out an exercise, PAX completes 10 reps, then repeat. 2.0s were relentless for this one, a lot of burpees!

    THANG #4 (Music Time)

    Song #1= Old Town Road by Lil Nas X (ride a horse while song plays, go down on all 4s and kick each leg when they say “horse”)

    Song #2 = Happy by Pharrell Williams (jumping jacks while song plays and do a merkin everytime they say “happy” [underestimated how many times that is said!]) Mosey back to playground for last round:

    THANG #5 (Playground Circuit)

    Form a team with your family, One PAX runs up and down playground equipment while the other(s) complete an exercise of their choosing.

    Number-ama, Name-arama. (welcome FNGs: Animal (a drummer), Blaze (a la “Blaze and The Monster Trucks), and Rubble (Paw Patrol fan)!!) No announcements, no prayers (whoops). PAX was ready for snacks at this point so Oreo brought out the Oreos and Snitch and Rubble brought out some snack and drink bags.

    NMM

    YHC was more intimidated by this Q than any previous. As such it marked the return of a true Weinke. However it went great and fun seemed to be had by all! Shout out to DTH for keeping it rolling when Rubble had a “code yellow”. Shout out to Honeydo for picking up the six when YHC was trying to lead the work out and keep track of two 2.0s. Ya’ll are awesome! SYITG

  • SOJ Swolt Sweat

    A noticeably gloomier NoToll welcomed 13 veteran warriors to top up on the F’s. Here’s how DTH brought the pain:

    The THANG:

    Warmerama on the BBall Court:

    • Descending Merkin Suicides
    • Start with x5 reps at each stopping point (not including baseline), make your way down to x1 …makes x60 merkins total

    COP #1:

    • Circle up at Center Court
    • Welcome & F3 Disclaimer
    • DQ’s x10 IC
    • Imp Squat Walkers x10 IC
    • Dancing Bears x10 IC
    • T-plank Arm Circles x10 ea side IC
    • Sweat Angels x10 IC
    • Kimchi Twists x10 IC
    • Freddie M’s Slow to Fast x20 IC

    COP #2:

    • Mosey over to the playground
    • RUNNING DOWN THE CLOCK:  Perform descending Burpee Reps from 12 to 1 with a lap around the playground track between each set …makes x78 burpees total
    • IC Mary for the SIX: Flutters, APD’s, Oblique Crunches

    COP #3:

    • Mosey to the Fields via GRABASS:  Q calls a name, PAX run to catch fleeing man, winner calls exercise, PAX complete x10 reps
    • Repeato with Q calling new name each round 

    COP #4:

    • Triple Check: P1 Box jumps on the bleachers, P2 WWII, P3 Runs across field and back. Rotate to complete x3 sets.
    • DTH’s IC to run down the Clock

    Mosey BTTF for COT:

    • Counterama # 13
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Comments)
    • YHC took us out in Prayer

    NMS:

    • YHC was pleased to receive an ovation of mumble chatter for the suicides slaughter start, but even happier to witness the silence of beast mode PAX putting in exemplary effort through the COT’s. T claps all around gents. YHC was also pleasantly surprised with the game nature of the PAX playing Grabass – credit going to Wilson of course (our first rabbit) for a phenomenal effort to shut down the entire gambit by attempting to sprint the entire distance without being caught. Good thing we have a few sleek greyhounds in the brotherhood who ensured we went about 4-5 rounds. Finally, YHC was glad to see Doozie back out, even if participating at a painfully tender pace. We do love our BFF’s. Anyhoo, thanks for posting gents – reach out and headlock a brother today, keep your eyes fixed on the heavenly prize, and put yourself last. SYITG!