Tag: #pickleball

  • Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose

    Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose

    4 Bangers ready to Smash the competition at Pickleball nights #Batteau. Bodo’s “forgot” he was driving to North Carolina today, so he sent his 2nd Cousin the Southern Baptist to replace him on the courts.

    The Thang:
    Game1: Oyster/Hitchiker (W) vs Honeydo/Sesame (L)
    Game2: Hitchhiker/Honeydo (L) vs Sesame/Oyster (W)
    Game3: Honeydo/Oyster (W) vs Sesame/Hitchiker (L)
    Game4: Hitchhiker/Oyster (W) vs Honeydo/Sesame (L)
    Game5: Repeato – Hitchhiker/Oyster (W) vs Honeydo/Sesame (L)

    NMS: Monday nights Y’all 5pm at Batteau. We will be switching to mornings starting sometime in May. Stay tuned.

    Oyster

  • Bert and Gurtrude are recovering well.  Thanks for asking.

    Bert and Gurtrude are recovering well. Thanks for asking.

    2 very athletic, probably workout every day, very fast and limber professional players were on the courts. There were also two F3 brothers ready for Batteau, day light savings edition aka #Pickleball nights.

    Warmarama: Let’s dink. Whoa Whoa – not that kind. Short passes over the net, try to stay in the kitchen. Long shots, Short Shots, Cross Court, 3rd shot drop, Serves. Stretch it out!

    The Thang:
    Oyster: It’s time to throw the paddles in and dominate these courts.
    Honeydo: Are you sure?
    Oyster: Hardywood would say “Boots on Throats”. Let’s goooo!!
    Honeydo: How about those 2 over there.. Drinking Ovaltine and wearing knee braces.

    Game 1: Honeydo rushes the ball every damn time like a Friday night Hinge date. YHC notes it’s windy and proceeds to hit the ball out. Repeats that strategy. 11-9 L

    Game 2: Let’s get it together. Honeydo – Try Hullk Smash and see what happens. It was 0-6 and Honeydo went on a serving rampage.. 0-6 turned into 11-8 W. Let’s Goooo!!

    Game 3: Tie Breaker… it was 4-10 and we were falling apart. Words were exchanged. New strategy; lets hit it over the net but inside the court. 13-11 W.

    Let’s get out of here before we are kicked out for running our mouths…

    NMS: Pickleball Monday’s is a thang. 5:00pm – 7:ish… Great to have Honeydo out, he can smash that ball y’all….

    Oyster

  • F3RVA Pickleball Tournament

    29 of the best Pickleball players in RVA gathered for the 1st F3 RVA Pickleball Tournament.

    If memory serves correctly: Hitchhiker, EF Hutton, Bleeder, Flatline and YHC (who else am i missing?) bounced the idea around after the last convergence. Hitchhiker took the lead and turned Batteau in the ultimate Pickleball Training facility for the next several weeks. A tournament was scheduled and the training began. Look at us now!!

    Thanks to Hitchhiker, Splinter and especially Tidwell for making the day go smoothly. Well done!

    On an unforgettable August 26, 2023, the pickleball courts transformed into a bustling arena of athleticism, sportsmanship, and excitement. With 14 teams in the spotlight, the double elimination format promised a day filled with intense battles and memorable moments.

    Among these contenders, Team Tapering stood out like stars in the night sky. Their synchronicity and unwavering unity on the court left spectators in awe. The precision of their shots and the brilliance of their strategies were undeniable. As they surged through the tournament, they etched their names in the winner’s circle as the well-deserved 1st place champions, setting a bar of excellence for all to aspire to.

    However, the path to victory was not without its twists. Enter Team Breakn’ Ankles, the masters of agility and creativity. Their journey was marked by daring moves and unexpected victories, solidifying their position as fierce competitors. Though they narrowly missed the top spot, their exceptional display of skill earned them the 2nd place honor, capturing the admiration of all who witnessed their journey.

    Amidst the fray, Team Dance Shoes emerged as the ultimate underdogs. Their unrelenting spirit and unexpected triumph over Team Sinners and Saints showcased the unpredictable nature of sports, a reminder that any team can rise to the occasion and rewrite the narrative.

    In an early showdown, Team Brainiac Bros took on Team RepNMoon in a battle of wits and strategy, with the latter emerging victorious due to their meticulous teamwork. Team Jazzercise’s energetic maneuvers propelled them to victory against Team Footlegs, embodying their dedication to precision and fitness.

    In another clash, Team Men of Gold flexed their prowess, securing a commanding victory against Team Marios and setting an early tone for their tournament journey. Meanwhile, Team ShakeNBake employed calculated tactics to triumph over Team Baked Hams, demonstrating their astute grasp of the game’s intricacies.

    Adding a unique flavor to the tournament was Team Ace Warmups, embodying passion and sportsmanship in every move. While their journey might not have led them to the final rounds, their unwavering dedication served as an inspiration to all who watched.

    Last but not least, Team Last Minute brought a touch of anticipation. Though they graced the courts with a sense of urgency, their sportsmanship and determination left a lasting impact. While their journey ended for now, their name spoke of a hopeful return, echoing the sentiment that the love for the game endures.

    As the sun set on this remarkable day, the echoes of cheers and the memory of exceptional plays lingered. The pickleball tournament of August 26, 2023, was a testament to the power of sports to unite, inspire, and bring out the best in all participants—no matter the outcome.

    Congrats: Team Tapering: Lockjaw and DaVinci
    2nd Place: Breakn’ Ankles: Splinter and Primetime

  • pare-chocs

    7 hommes were hoping for an early sunrise or at least a full moon. We got a very dark court instead. A longer warmup was needed anyway.

    Warmarama: 30 minutes of I can’t see the ball. Or the light from the lamp post was in my eye.

    La Chose: Almost 6am, do or die it’s go time. 1 Court of Doubles the other had 3. Bodo’s almost made it without sliding across the court. Official Pickleball rules were followed today. Upchuck took notes.

    Great to see Lab Rat today. He has played a game or two. Veep can put a spin on that ball. Welcome FNG Bumper. Pronounced Bump-Piere.

  • Pickleball and Headlamps

    Doubles anyone? 4 men of F3, blinded by the street lamps but ready for some dinks and bangers.

    Warmarama: Volley back and forth until light enough to play.

    The Thang: Non-F3 rules, play to 11, win by 2.
    Not sure about this bad return rule though…. Can you ace in Pickleball? No faults in Pickleball?

    NMS: Great having Nancy Lopez out this morning. Nancy picked up the game fast and had some great returns and volleys. Fudd was so excited about Pickleball he couldn’t sleep. The Bleeder streak continues.

    Step counter:
    Nancy Lopez: 3000
    Fudd: 3000
    Oyster: 3000
    Bleeder 5

    2 more practice Monday’s left before the Tournament, Saturday 8/26 at 6am.

    Oyster

  • Pickled Bodos

    6 pickleball champions ready to get in some bangers and dinks.

    Welcome Tobit and Snuff. Tobit has a few years of tennis under his belt and picked up the game really quick, Rules… what rules. Snuff said he played once many years ago. We’re not buying it; he’s played a game or 2 recently. BoBerry with 2 brand new shiny paddles. Bleeder still owns the courts. Bodo’s left it all on the court, blood sweat and possibly a few tears.

    Pickleball Monday’s – Only 3 more Monday’s until the Tournament. Let’s Go!!!!

    Oyster