Sixteen fearless warriors descended upon Rockwood Park this brisk morning, fully prepared to wage battle against gravity, exhaustion, and questionable life choices. We bear-crawled like overcaffeinated toddlers, and conquered a four-corner circuit designed by someone who clearly enjoys watching people suffer. Sweat was shed, lungs were tested, and dignity was optional—but through it all, the camaraderie (and mild suffering) made it a morning well spent!
The Thang:
WARMUPS: Side Straddle Hops, Don Quixotes, Arm Circles, Merkins, LBCs, Alabama prom dates
COP 1: Bear Crawl to Burpee (basektball court) : bear crawl to other side of court, 1 burpee – bear crawl to the other side of court- 2 burpees, increase by 1 until 8 burpees were reached.
COP 2: 4 CORNERS (parking lot) prostitute style)
Corner 1: 10 burpees; Corner 2; 20 merkins; Corner 3; 30 squats; 40 Side straddle hops
COP 3: Triple check at the bathrooms near ball fields: Partner 1: Step-ups; Partner 2 World War 2s while third partner did a loop around stairs
COP 4: Parking Lot workout: Inch-worm merkins – start in standing position, walk hands do one merkin, walk feet towards hands and repeat (one-half parking lot). Second half of parking lot- lunge, one burpee at each parking lot line.
Run back to flag, wind sprints.
Mosey to parking lot for 30 count lbcs in cadence, 90 second plank.
Announcements: Frozen Triangle
Prayer Requests: Chaplain’s medical issues.
On a personal note, I want to say thank you for everyone coming out this morning, and all of my F3 brothers who have encouraged me throughout this journey. I started coming out in December 2023 and it has been truly transformational.




