Tag: Rock N Roll

Rockwood Park

  • Seven Years Transformed

    18 Gloom Studs stepped onto the Frozen Tundra of Rock&Roll, some already swolt from crushing the Hardest Mile, but every warrior fixing hard eyes on the grueling DTH beatdown to come. Here’s how these hero HIM’s quenched their appetite for conquering the flesh:

    The THANG:

    WARMERAMA: 

    • Mosey to the Basketball Court and circle up
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • Brief warmup reps IC
    • Finish with x7 Burpees in honor of YHC’s first-born birthday today

    COP #1: 

    • Mosey to the large parking lot to meet up with the guys completing The Hardest Mile, and see them to the finish line

    COP #2:

    • Mosey around to the tennis courts
    • SEVEN OF DIAMONDS
    • 7 Rounds, increase reps by 7 at each 4 corners – 7/14/21/28 then back down 21/14/7 – await Six ea round 
    • x7 Burpees
    • x14 Chain Smokers
    • x21 Monkey Humpers
    • x28 SSH
    • x21 Freddie M’s (2-ct)
    • x14 LBC’s
    • x7 Ball-Dippers (2-ct)

    COP #3:

    • Mosey to the muddy hill
    • BEARWAY TO SEVEN
    • Burpees bottom, Squats top – ascending reps from 1-7
    • Bear crawl up, Crawl bear down

    COP #4:

    • Mosey back to the bball court and circle up
    • THE OREO – in honor of 2.0 Pennie Mae, who’s F3 nickname is OREO, YHC presents two painful chocolate wafers double stuffed with beatdown vanilla cream
    • x12 Opus 
    • x30 Rosalita Whips
    • x20 Elbow Slides
    • x16 Opus
    • After each set the PAX took a lap around the court

    Mosey BTTF for COT:

    • Counterama # 18
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • YHC took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  Fellas! Way to GOOOOO!!! Absolutely awesome work, especially to the guys who also completed the Hardest Mile. SOJ continues to embrace each and every challenge and shows UP with solid numbers. My deepest thanks to each of you for permitting me the honor to lead, and to celebrate my firstborn’s 7th birthday. Happy Birthday Penniella Mae, AKA Oreo! YHC is sure the PAX really “appreciated” all the painful reminders. Fatherhood is one of the greatest honors of YHC’s life, as many of you can relate, and it gives us EVERY reason we need to push hard to get prepared for the expected and be prepared for the unexpected. YHC has transformed an unbelievable amount in the last seven years, and with you guys by my side, it’s only getting better! Here’s to even BETTER and stronger in 2024! Yours, DTH

    Announcements (SEE SLACK!)

    • Register for GROWRUCK!!! https://growruck.com/event/gte-47/
    • 45min RUCK tomorrow 12/31 at 7am at Huguenot Flatwater
    • CONVERGENCE on Monday 1/1, 7-8am, at NoToll, coffee after
    • 1/4/24 at 8pm, 2nd F + Final Shoe Drive Collection at STUMPY’s Axe Throwing
    • 1/6/24 6-7am RUCK at Rock&Roll before Rock&Roll (BigRig Q)
  • Saturday the creatures were stirring

    One of my goals recently is to get the backblasts on the weekends out early(plus getting a more current iPad with keyboard). A dozen came out 2 days before Christmas to get another workout in lead by yours truly. Here we go:

    Start out with a good warm up(SSH, Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers, Ukrainian Soldiers, Copperhead Squats, Merkins, and LBCs) after that a mosey over to the big baseball field to begin

    Hardest mile training… It’s easier on the baseball field than concrete save on the joints till next week when the real deal goes down. 10 High knees, 20 Lunges, 20 Bear Crawls, 1 broad jump burpee. As we went along, add 1 more broad jump burpee. The halfway 385 sign, 6 plank suicides to mix it up

    A little mix/Dora style for the next round: 50’monkey humpers, 75 2-count flutters, 75 4 count cadence mountain climbers). After each part, run to the sign up the hill and back storm

    Decided to visit the ladies at the next part: 4 corners the exercises 10 Lt. Dan’s, 20 Australian Mountain climbers, 30 jump squats, 40 Superman’s. A mosey back to where we started for a final round of madness

    Ended with 11s(Mike Tyson’s and leg drivers). Puddle jumpers from one end to another. Great job by everyone getting together for the final round to help House Party finish it out. A little stretch then we closed it out

    Numbers, names and prayer led by YHC to close it out

    Yes next week the hardest mile starting at 6am, then the final Rock and Roll of 2023 with DTH at 7. Registration for the 2024 RVA Growruck 5/3-5/5 is open. NYD convergence we should hear the winner of the location soon. One final thing: start prepping for the frozen triangle coming soon. I have one final Q to lead next Friday at Satan’s Hill, if anyone has or knows someone with a 1-2 year old at least 256gb iPad (keyboard I can get), let me know. Enjoy your weekend, merry xmas, see you next time

  • You Know Where You Are

    i am usually doing this on a desktop, but my iPad can handle this(looking for a more current one plus keyboard where I can be at Starbucks or mobile and knock this out). 15 came out this Saturday morning ready to go(when it’s a Mudslide Q, it doesn’t matter the weather the intensity is there). After a warm-up(SSHs, Helicopters, Don Quixote, Ukrainian Soldiers, Copperhead Squats, Imperial Walkers, Merkins and LBCs) time to venture out.

    Part 1: Dora(flipped it with 300 Squats, 200 LBCs, and 100 Merkins). I could tell with this that everyone was ready

    Part 2: Foul pole to Foul pole (a take on the hardest mile instead on concrete, grass makes things easier). 20 walking lunges, 20 bear crawls, 5 burpees). I was getting good plus helping others bring it home a plus.

    Part 3: a four corners considering of: 25 2-count mountain climbers, 50 2-count ski hops, 75 SSHs, 100 2-count toe taps. A little mosey back to the courts for the final thing

    Part 4: murder bunnies to the half court(called an audible of reverse lunges at half way). The other end a 11 combo of punches and front kicks. A little music to help out

    A final little hip and leg stretching, numbers, call outs and prayer led by YHC to close out

    Welcome Jesse(FNG) L Woods to the group brought out with Florence did a great job hanging in there for the entire time. Thanks to Florence and House Party for the contribution to my son’s 4H fundraiser I added some more a good amount about 1/3 full all told. See Slack for all upcoming items the big one 12/19 we all know where and what now just needs to happen. One more big announcement at that time will come out so stand by.

    Still time left to get the site you want to host NYD convergence but you have to come out. The time is almost up I am sure we will hear soon who gets it. Today far as the distance probably the longest one I have lead(4 miles total), I have a few more Qs to lead to end 2023 don’t think even though you see less of me due to working nights that I am slacking, not a chance. I move at night a lot (5-7 miles on an average) that I keep up, see everyone Tuesday have a great rest of the weekend

  • Come As You Are…

    A nice turnout this morning(17 in all including DTH with a double hitting Dogpile earlier for the Magnum PI) weather as we kept going, was warming up. After a WARMARAMMA(SSHs, Helicopters, Don Quixotes, Imperial Walkers, Ukrainian Soldiers, Cherry Pickers, Merkins and LBCs) it was time to venture to the first spot(now my portion of the Q was a complete audible, I had something totally different in mind yet due to the number that came out, made a change)

    Part 1: 4 corner prostitute style: 10 HRMs, 20 Jump Squats, 30 2-count flutters, and 40 Monkey Humpers(help those who were still finishing up once we finished ours). After that a little combo bernie and mosey to the next spot(where DTH also joined up).

    Part 2: triple check: triceps dips, step-ups and side shuffles down and back. When that was completed, it was time to switch it to Big Rig for his next part(a little 1/4-1/2 mile run to his first spot)

    Big Rig’s part 1: Partner broad jumps and crab crawls(partner 1 broad jump up the grass hill to the sign, meet up with partner, start where they last were).

    Part 2: More Broad jumps(this time with a run to the end and back). With the incline going up near the end, it makes it harder.

    Part 3: Man killers(start at 10 4 different SSHs then descend to 1) not only a mental killer but a true calf killer. After that Big Rig turned it over to State Farm for a 10 minute finale

    Tricep dips to start, then over to the courts. A final 3 round body bag builders(10-5-3) with ab exercises thrown in. A little stroll back to the flag then time was called.

    Numbers, Names and prayer lead by YHC to close out the session

    12/19: the 12 days of Rosie XMAS(starts 530, end 615 so it’s short and right to it). Check Slack for all important items. DTH said the new shirts should be in after the new year so those who ordered will get them. Have a good weekend, see you next time

  • Traveling Riverside Blues

    Well….the weather was humid to say the least(a nice day for December to go out and get in a great morning workout). A group of 11 brave souls(1 FNG) ventured to see what I had to offer this morning and I did not disappoint. After a little WARMARAMMA(SSHs, Don Quixotes, Helicopters, Imperial Walkers, Copperhead Squats, Merkins and LBCs) we took a longer than usual mosey(I am sure others were going wait, what’s he doing). We hit a spot I have been wanting to try for a while, down the trail there’s a mini-hill so to start out: 3 rounds of uphill sprints with 10 merkins, jump squats, and WW2.

    Next up: to one of my usual spots: partner up 25 hanging reverse ab crunches, 50 2-count Mountain climbers, 75 SSH(partner runs to the gate and back). A little mosey walk and run then onto the next part(the toughest one)

    5 rounds: 20 V-ups, 20 Merkins, a little run around the speed bumps and back, then 20 squats(yes 5 rounds) that’s a tough one just the V-ups alone is hard but add the rest plus run takes it up a few notches.

    Over to the concession stand wall for 2 1 minute rounds of Wall-sits(people’s chair) then the lot nearby for a 4 corner plank jacks with 1 merkin of a different kind(10-20-30-40 plank jacks, 1 regular, army ranger, navy seal and 10 count burpee)

    Final part back at the starting point: 11s this time with murder bunnies and wide leg mountain climbers(I think we got to 3-4 then time was up) Count-outs, Names(welcome Chris(Bono) to the group) prayer lead by YHC to close out the session

    Check Slack for future events(the Tacky lights run next week, 12 days of Rosie Xmas on the 19th). yes I do have a lot of Q upcoming this month: not for a set number but each one I am trying different things, adding something new to see how they work. My next one Tuesday at Bermuda already thinking of a couple of things that I want to try

  • Tunnel of Fudge

    Taking the latest 1st F challenge seriously, a solid SEVENTEEN studs of the SOJ gloom (including one FNG) converged on Rock&Roll to burn off those extra slices of Thanksgiving pie. Here’s how they stayed warm adding a legendary beatdown to the revered annals of “Tryhardian feats you’ve always dreamed of…”

    The THANG:

    WARMERAMA: 

    • Mosey on the Court and circle up
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • Variable IC Reps to get the muscles warm top to bottom
    • Between each set of reps do 5 burpees …probably 40 burpees completed

    COP #1: 

    • Mosey back to the lot and partner up
    • P1 – Burpee Broad Jumps
    • P2 – runs to end of lot and back to switch with partner
    • Continue switching until end of lot

    COP #2:

    • Mosey to the tennis courts
    • TRIPLE CHECK
    • P1 – Chainsmokers
    • P2 – No Cheat Mericans
    • P3 – Runs courts perimenter

    COP #3:

    • Moseyrama to big center lot
    • BOOYAH CATERPILLAR:
    • Partners face each other in plank lined up on adjoining parking spaces
    • While partners do Booyah Mericans, last pair box jumps the planking PAX to the end
    • Traverse Lot

    COP #4:

    • Mosey to THE WALL:
    • Hoedowns x20 IC
    • Dirty Hookups x10 IC (ea side)
    • Donkey Kickoffs – up to 15

    COP #5:

    • Back to the main center lot
    • ESCALATOR 4 CORNERS:
    • Add reps sequentially at each corner
    • C1 – x5 Burpees
    • C2 – add x10 WWII’s
    • C3 – add x20 Jump Squats
    • C4 – add x40 Flutters (2-ct)
    • REVERSO, hitting C3-C1 again

    COP #6:

    • Mosey onto the baseball field
    • TUNNEL OF FUDGE:
    • PAX line up with partners back to back in Peoples Chair
    • Last pair Army Crawl through tunnel and reform back to back at the end
    • Traverse Field

    COP #7:

    • Mosey back to the bball court
    • FIVE MINUTES OF MARY:
    • American Hammers
    • Rosalita Dips
    • Oblique LBC’s – ea side
    • Alabama Prom Dates
    • Starfish Crunches

    COT:

    • Counterama # 17
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • YHC took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  SOJ shows UP ya’ll. Way to take that beatdown in stride fellas. And welcome to STEAMER from New England – TClaps to Melville/WetBandit/Deepdish for headlocking him out. Let’s keep the Rockwood Momentum going at win that Jan 1 Convergence Q! Yours, DTH

    Announcements (SEE SLACK!)

    • Shoe Drive! Bring extra/old shoes to DTH
    • 12/9 Magnum PI at Dogpile

    Prayer Requests:

    • Florence – hip pain
    • Machismo – shoulder injury
  • Making Army studs look weak!

    12 Rockin Rollers set upon the stage to assess their own badassery, as they put themselves through the Army Combat Fitness Test with 3 deadlifts, the 25 meter sprint-drag-carry, as well as the long hold half-plank, the 12 pound ball throw, 2 minutes of maxed out hand release push-ups and culminated with a 2 mile run. Only those who scored above a 540 out of 600 possible points could be compared to the “Army Stud” and surprisingly, half of these PAX did exactly that, absolutely killed it!

  • The Fence is Your Friend

    12 SOJ all-stars gathered in the chilly gloom for the latest edition of Rock N Roll. The following is a brief summary for your viewing pleasure:

    Mosey to the parking lot for Warmarama:
    LBC’s, Freddy Mercuries, Alabama Prom Dates, American Hammers, Dead Man Hang AND Forward Straddle Hops, Mario Jumps, Karaoke, Walking Knee Pulls, Mummy Kicks all across the parking lot.

    Mosey to the back of the baseball fence for Exercise One: 100 Chain Smokers. Stop when the first man hits 100 (Florence).

    To the Baseball Outfield for Exercise Two: 7’s (kind of like 11’s); Chicken Peckers and Donkey Kicks. Run along the outfield fence in between sets.

    Mosey to the back Parking Lot for Exercise Three:
    Triple Check – Run down the hill and back, Merkins, Jump Squats.

    To the Pull Up Bars for Exercise Four: Circuit – do in any order:
    10 Burpees, 20 Hanging Knee Raises, 30 Hand Release Merkins, 40 WWII Situps, 50 Dips.

    Back to the Parking Lot for Exercise 5: Crab walk across the parking lot.

    To the Flag for 2 minutes of Monkey Humpers

    Numbers/Names/Announcements/Prayer Requests

    YHC took us out

    Final Thoughts: Great group this morning! First time really feeling the fingers freezing – especially during the Chicken Peckers. We had a random Michigan fan pop in during the circuit and trash talk Big Rig. He did not appear overly interested in coming out for a workout, unfortunately. What I love about Rock N Roll is that it has developed an amazing core of PAX who are very consistent. As always, it was a great honor to lead. Happy upcoming birthday to POSH!

    SYITG

  • Back to Back…Mudslide style

    Yesterday at Satan’s Hill, the way i planned it went about as well as I could have asked for….today it was pretty damn close. A hard working group of 9 came out(1 FNG) decided what do I have planned for today? A little chat, then off to the races. Warm up: SSHs, Helicopters, Don Quixotes, Imperial Walkers, Copperhead Squats, Merkins and LBCs. The sun was rising up, time to mosey

    Part 1(little area in the woods): a mini Dora 25 Pull-ups, 50 Raise the Roofs, 100 Bobby Hurleys(run to the gate)

    Part 2(old school Dora): 100 Merkins, 200 Squats, 300 LBCs(run to the far side of the island and back)

    Part 3(Triple Check): Wall sits, Tricep dips, down the stairs(at the bottom 10 shoulder taps) run back up

    Part 4(Four Corners) 25 incline merkins, 50 walking lunges, 75 SSHs, 100 toe taps

    Final part: Something new(11 and 22) Dive bomber/Hindu merkins, bear crawl(later changed to run then bernie), kick throughs. 11 was for the dive bombers/hindu, 22 for the kick throughs. We got to 8-9(16-18)before time was up

    One final good burpee, announcements(the big one is the VQ for Yee Haw Monday at Alamo). If anything else see Slack. Count-outs prayer lead by YHC

    2 things: welcome Ian(Jiggy) to the group. He comes to us from Maine came out this morning did a great job we see him be a guide for a little bit till he gets more comfortable with everything. 2 this time of the year upcoming is tough for a lot of people(situations in life). It can be hard to open up(I am one of them) have others give advice or just be a friendly ear to listen. That little bit can help and also make sure to pay it forward to others when the time comes. Have a good weekend, be ready a little chill upcoming

  • Quadzilla’s Hill

    It was just before post time and YHC was getting some stretching in when what looked like DTH’s truck going the wrong way towards the entrance/exit to Rockwood Park. Here’s what he missed.

    Mosey to the basketball court for the standard warmarama

    Side Strattle Hops, Don Quyotes, Imperial Walkers, Helicopters, LBCs, Flutter Kicks, Merkins all IC.

    Mosey back to the parking lot for an Indigenous People’s Run around the parking lot with a little twist. PAX at the rear did 5 Lieutenant Dan Burpees and ran to the front. Every time we got a new front runner All PAX did 10 merkins. The leader got to set the pace and Touchdown was leading when Chaplain was the trailer and torched the pace. I think Touchdown might have had to walk home after this Q.

    After every PAX got to do their burpees and 120 merkins we moseyed over to the parking lot on the other side of the playground. YHC overheard a fellow PAX talking about how his abs were sore from a Q earlier in the week. Almost felt kinda bad for what was going to happen next.

    PAX would do a few rounds of a Dora.

    PAX partner up to complete the following while high stepping to the other side of the parking lot and back

    100 double count Imperial Walkers

    200 double count Toe Taps

    100 double count Imperial Walkers

    Next round

    100 WW2s

    100 Alternating 1 leg out LBCs (like Freddie Mercuries only slower)

    100 LBCs

    PAX would run normal to the other side of the parking lot and back.

    Now to mosey over to the bottom of the hill near the concession stand (which today will be called Quadzilla’s Hill) for one final Dora.

    PAX will Bernie up Quadzilla’s Hill and run down the stairs and do the the following.

    100 double count Ball Dippers

    100 Stiletto Squats facing down the hill

    100 Copperhead Squats

    After plenty of moans and groans PAX managed to conquer Quadzilla’s Hill. But YHC decided to make one final Bernie Sanders up it on the way to mosey back to the flag.

    PAX circled up for planking and holding at the bottom of a merkin for a few 10 counts.

    YHC meant to do a round of Mankillers sooner, but there was just enough time left for the Doozy Classic. Counting down from 10 to 1.

    It has been a while since YHC had the Q at Rock and Roll. Always great to lead this group of guys!

    Ruck for food November 11th

    Second F lunch on Friday (not Thursday) at Rusty Taco. Oyster’s paying?!

    Check Slack for details and more things F3.