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Logs of Love

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By on Richmond, VA
  • When: 07/10/25
  • QIC: Dr Tryhard
  • The PAX: Sable, Purple Rain, Crash Test Dummy, Machismo, Doogie, Dealer, Snip, Senior Frog, Tin Man, DTH

10 gloom brothers of the F.O.R.G.E. embraced the suck this morning, pushing beyond the boarders of the AO and the standard comfort of carrying just their own body weight. Here’s how the PAX embraced some fresh coupons: The THANG: WARMERAMA: Run to bottom of hill, Bernie back to top Someone remarks “UH OH, DTH IS MAD…” Circle up at the Flag Welcome & Disclaimer A smattering of many usual DTH warm-up exercises, but fast paced with only x5 reps IC each COP # 1: ELEVENS at the topmost grass slope of Mt Chaplain Incline Merkins at the bottom 10–>1 WWII’s…

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Rule Number 4: Always Respect Your Elders

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By on Richmond, VA
  • When: 07/3/25
  • QIC: Chaplain
  • The PAX: Dookie, Snip, Scram, Wedding Singer, Doozy, Snuff, Machismo, Touchdown, Sable, Bone Thugs, Dr. TryHard, Tin Man, L. Woods, Dealer, Mudslide, Chaplain

You’ll have to ask Scram about Rule # 3. Today we had a strong group of 16 to help celebrate YHC’s ascension into the realm of respect. Here is a brief summary for viewing pleasure: Slaughter start on the Knoller Coaster: Bear Crawl up the hills, Lunge Walk across, Crab Walk down. Warm Up: Jazzercise, Ukranian Soldiers, Ski Jumps, Apple Bottom Poppers, HR Merkins, Freddy Mercuries, West Virginia Prom Dates, High Knees, Butt Kicks, Appalachian Lunge Walks, Hillbillies, Mummy Kicks. Exercise One: Indigenous People’s Mario Jumps. Man in the back completes 5 merkins, then runs to the front. We made…

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The Forge Bowl

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By on Richmond, VA
  • When: 06/26/25
  • QIC: L. Woods
  • The PAX: Dr. Tryhard, NTB, Sable, Machismo, Dookie, Tinman, Snip, Bromance, Bone Thugs, Pad Thai, Bodos, Snip, Heisenberg, Dopamine, Dealer

The Forge hosted its first-ever F3 Flag Football Showdown, and the gloom was lit not by the sun, but by pure testosterone, terrible QB reads, and the sound of men arguing about Mississippi counts. We split into two squads, each powered by caffeine, pride, and increasingly creaky hamstrings. The Rules: No kickoffs or punts Start every possession at the 30. TD = 30 side straddle hops by the defense. INT or fumble = 10 burpees by the team that turned the ball over 1st Down = 10 merkins by the defense 4th down stop = 10 WWII sit-ups for the…

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The First of Many

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By on Richmond, VA
  • When: 06/19/25
  • QIC: DOOKIE
  • The PAX: Scram, Belay, DTH, Sable, Tin Man, Machismo, Purple Rain, MOGWAI, Bromance, NTB, Dealer, L Woods, Chaplain, DOOKIE

14 Strong, for DOOKIE’s VQ. Made sure I ran through the disclaimers before we started…. Warmup at the tennis courts, your normal warm-ups (Side Straddle Hops, Ukrainian Soldiers, etc.) and ended with High Knees and Butt Kicks. Workout 1 – (Double) Triple Check – 1 – Squats, 2 – Plank, 3 – Stadium run with 5 Merkins at the Bottom. I was inspired by Dealer a couple weeks back to do this, I also saw the Huguenot FB team doing bleachers runs the other day. After, headed to the football field Workout 2 – Four Corners Escalator – 1st Corner…

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Champions Rule Losers Drool

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By on Richmond, VA
  • When: 06/12/25
  • QIC: Dr Tryhard
  • The PAX: Machismo, Dopamine (FNG), Oyster, Dookie, Sable, Judge, Snuff, Dealer, Bromance, Snip, L Woods, Tin Man, DTH

A lucky 13 ultimate warriors took to the perfect turf field of The Forge for a 6v7 game of Ultimate. Our captains Snuff and Oyster picked teams, trying to evenly split by footwear and height. Turns out neither of those variables matter, nor even an extra player. Team Snuff maintained a strong lead with excellent passing and TD runs, winning over Team Oyster 7-4. Thanks to L Woods for bringing the pinnies which helped a ton. Welcome to FNG Dopamine (Jacob from Midlothian area) who’s a premed undergrad at Randolph Macon currently shadowing DTH. Appreciate all you guys showing up…

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We rolled the dice- and it called for burpees

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By on Richmond, VA
  • When: 06/5/25
  • QIC: L. Woods
  • The PAX: Dr. Tryhard, Machismo, NTB, Tinman, Last Call, Wedding Singer, Dookie, Mudslide,

The Forge turned into a full-blown casino of pain this morning—except the house always wins, and the house wanted burpees. We started with a dice-rolling gauntlet where every number brought a new flavor of exercise, followed by sprint ladders that made sure no muscle was left behind. Just when PAX thought it was winding down, we hit the hills for bear crawls and heels to heaven. The Thang: Warmerama: side straddle hops, ukranian soldiers, imperial squat walkers, cherry pickers, lbcs, alabama prom dates, roscoe’s mom COP 1: Roll the dice: One PAX rolls oversized dice and runs a lap around…

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The Return

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By on Richmond, VA
  • When: 05/29/25
  • QIC: Sable
  • The PAX: DTH, Snip, Doozy, Last Call, Purple Rain, Tin Man, Sable

Seven non-tourists arrived at The Forge for a dry weather session for a change. It was great to welcome back our brother recently returned from mission in PNG. Here is how we spent the time. Mosey to the tennis courts for a brief warm up of the usual: SSH, Merkins, Helicopters, Imperial Squat Walkers, Alabama Prom Dates, DQs The Thang #1: Mosey to the field for 4 corners. 10 Burpees, 20 WWIIs, 30 Squats, 10 Bear Crawls/Crawl Bears to 10yd line and back. #2: A modified beast—from goal run to 20, 40, 50, 40, 20 and goal on opposite side…

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Rise of the Machines

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By on Richmond, VA
  • When: 05/22/25
  • QIC: Snuff
  • The PAX: Snuff, Machismo, L Woods, Wedding Singer, Dealer, Purple Rain, Scram, Tin Man

Beckoned by the sounds of Snuff Underground: Machine Forge, eight T-100 model Terminators arrived in the fading gloom. One of a few final fleeting dawns before humanity is eaten by A.I. Mosey to warmarama. Mosey around to the hill + wall. 11s mirkins run up the hill donkey kicks on the wall and back down. ICBMs in the air, we stumbled to the glass-strewn fallout shelter. Dry, dark and safe for a Dora. 200 LBCs, 300 squats, 400 monkey humpers. Mostly over the hump, audible to a hand release mirkin rendition singing ‘Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.’ And when…

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Last Call’s $h!t List?

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By on Richmond, VA
  • When: 05/15/25
  • QIC: Dealer
  • The PAX: Belay, Dookie, L Woods, Last Call, Machismo, Mudslide, Purple Rain, Sable, Snip, Snuff, Tin Man

WARMARAMA: Took a lap around bus loop with karaokes for late comers then moseyed to tennis courts for SSHs, merkins, stretches, and light abs. Moseyed to turf field. COP 1: 1st & 10 100 yard field marked at 10 yard increments. Perform 10 Burpees, 1 WW2 (11’s) at the 10, sprint the remaining 90 yards. Recover jog back to the 20. Perform 9 Burpees, 2 WW2s, sprint the remaining 80 yards. Recover jog back to the 30. Repeato until all 100 yards and 11’s have been completed. Last Call started chirping that I might be on his $h!t list after…

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Merkin with a Side of Merkin

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By on Richmond, VA
  • When: 05/8/25
  • QIC: NTB
  • The PAX: Dookie, Tin Man, Scram, Snip, Bromance, Dealer, Machismo, Belay, Wedding Singer, Handshake, Sable, P-Trap, NTB

A dozen PAX were left confused and blissfully ignorant by Snuff’s preblast that an NTB beatdown was in store for this glorious Thursday morning at The Forge. YHC made it a lucky 13 and off we went at 05:30. Warmarama- SSH, Helicopters, DQ’s, Fudd’s Wife, Wilson’s Wife, Various Stretches, WWIIs The Thang We attempted a 21-count SSH exercise where the PAX counts out loud for the first five, then completes the last 16 in silence. If everyone stopped at the same time, no penalty would be given. Single count SSH was too simple for this PAX’s IQ level. Next time…

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