No Brown Water @ NoToll

8 NoToll regulars braved the wet cold and rallied post-CSAUP for a gloomy beatdown that went something like this:

Brief mosey

COP: SSH, DQs, LBCs, Crab Cakes, Bob & Weave

Mosey to Tennis Court

Line up on side line for Inch Worm

Mosey back to parking lot

Guantanamo x2

Bear Crawl Snake x2

Mosey to back parking lot

4 Corners: 10 merkins, 20 lbcs, 10 gorilla humpers, 10 box cutters

Repeat x4 increasing 10s by 5 and 20s by 10 until we do 25, 50, 25, 25
Introduce 20 poll smokers each time after the first round

Mosey to bleachers for Bleacher Work: 1 min box jumps/step ups, 1 min dips, 1 min muscle-ups, then 30s of each

Mosey back towards SF

2 min of Mary: Flutter Kicks & Alabama Prom Dates

COT – Hardywood took us out

NM

Lots of mumblechatter post-CSAUP…thanks to Wedding Singer for maintaining the Q’s cadence during the SSHs. YHC did his best to not pull a Wilson as the PAX was paying no attention to the Q at first. The Bob & Weave shut everyone up…mostly because YHC’s cadence call was all over the place.

Tennis courts retain water.

Honeymoon requested Merkins rather than planking during the Crawl Bear Snake. YHC invited him to merkin if planking wasn’t enough. After 2 rounds of snaking (without gloves because they had been soaked during the Inch Worm.), Honeymoon abided.

YHC stayed on pavement today given the rain totals RVA received over the last few days. No Brown Water today.

Don’t ask FlashDance for pointers on KB swings…instead, check with Rosie on good form.

Thanks for coming out gents!

Comments

7 responses to “No Brown Water @ NoToll”

  1. Hardywood Avatar

    Great Q DK! I still feel the shame from the gorilla humpers.

  2. Swirly (F3 Corporate) Avatar
    Swirly (F3 Corporate)

    Way to work fella’s – see y’all in the gloom!

  3. Flashdance Avatar
    Flashdance

    I never thought we would hear about spring break and sexual proprietary activities in the COT. Thanks Hardywood for your confession, the truth will set you free!!!

  4. McRib Avatar
    McRib

    Nice job DK! Thanks for keeping us fairly dry. Also, your ‘try not to jump’ call out during the muscle ups helped me realize I had been cheating on those in the past. I was feeling them today.

    Thanks for leading…nice work today guys!

    McRib

  5. Gumbo Avatar
    Gumbo

    Way push through fellas. See you in the SOT gloom tomorrow.

  6. Rosie Avatar
    Rosie

    Traveling by bear crawl snake sucks at NoToll as much as it does at SOT, thanks for bringing that back DK. Is that your new signature move?
    I am sore just listening to how Flashdance was doing kettlebell swings.

  7. BT (Big Tennessee) Avatar
    BT (Big Tennessee)

    Gorilla humpers sound way more aggressive than monkey humpers…