You Sound Like A Toilet Plunger

Nine guys were dry until Singer made them all moist.  Here’s what she said.

EF Hutton Q

Mosey down Lindsay Ct

COP (IC)

• Imaginary Jump Rope
• Helicopters
• Jazzercises
• Imperial Walkers
• Merkins
• Crabcakes
• Jack Webb Legs – 1:4 Ratio Jump Squats/ Monkey Humpers up to 10:40

Love Hoedown Hill

• P1 – Run
• P2 – Polar Bear, Lunge, Broadjump Burpees

Wedding Singer Q

Mosey to Parking Lot

11s (Run across lot/ Bear Crawl hill)

• Merkins/ WWIIs (on the wet end)

Hitchhiker Q

DORA

• P1 – Burpees x 100, SSHs x 200, LBCs x 300
• P2 – Run to end of parking lot and back and swap

Numberama, Nameorama, COT

MOLESKIN

Somehow there are multiple levels of wetness, today started pretty harmless and dry, but leveled up quickly.  YHC kept the PAX off its 6, then Singer said $%& it and called for WWIIs on the downhill end of the parking lot.  By the time the PAX reached Hitch’s LBCs, UpChuck’s back to parking lot suction sounded like a toilet plunger after dollar taco night.  Bodos had the guns on display looking taut.  Personally, YHC would save that shirt for date night. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Open spots for Breaking Bread through the summer, get your slot while you still can

Congrats to Hitchhiker for his new home – Karaoke night to follow

Prayers for Roger Roger’s M and 2.0s