We gambled, we mostly lost. Here’s what transpired:
Mosey around the circle to the Carillon patio
COP (IC)
- Don Quixotes
- Imperial Walkers
- Arm Circles
- Overhead Claps
- Seal Claps
- Jazzercises
- Hand Release Merkins
- Plankorama
- Heels to Heaven
Playing Card Monte – draw a card and do exercise times the number on the card
- Spades – Merkins
- Clubs – 2ct Flutter Kicks
- Diamonds – Jump Squats
- Hearts – Side Straddle Hops
- Face Cards and Aces – Burpees
Mosey to the bottom of the Amphitheater
Spin the Bottle
- Plank in a circle, one by one bearcrawl to center and spin the bottle, whomever the bottle points to joins for 10 Booyah Merkins, repeato all around the circle
- Repeato with American Hammers or other Abs around the circle, spin the bottle for booyah WWIIs in the center
Playing Card Monte up the Amphitheater steps – 5 of Spades (Merkins), 7 of Diamonds (Jump Squats), 10 of Hearts (SSHs) each step up
Mosey to the Rusty Cage
Triple Check
- Pullups
- WWIIs
- Card drawn – 3 of Diamonds – Run to fire hydrant and do 3 Jump Squats
Mosey back to SF, building a Poker hand along the way
Our hand consisted of 7 of Clubs, 6 of Spades, K of Diamonds, 5 of Hearts, and a 3 of Spades
Dealer pulled a flush on the flop, but ended up K and J high to defeat the PAX
Finish with Burpees x 5
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
MOLESKIN
Despite threats of moseying to Burpee lake, around the VITA trail, across the bridge and up the Pipe Loop, YHC kept it close to the Flag. Handshake was the belle of the ball during Spin the Bottle, getting lucky on each of the first 3 spins. What a sl*t! Top notch mumblechatter throughout. Ask Flatty about his collection of visors, one for every occasion. Gomer’s mom approves.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
- The Bridge
- Homerun Derby
- Prayers for Hitch’s father, Offshore for his loss, and Pigskin abroad