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Always 70 and Sunny
F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny

Grizzly vs. Polar Bear

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Many animals were harmed in the making of today’s Q.

Here’s what transpired:

Mosey around the horseshoe twice and over to the cafeteria patio.

COP (IC)

  • Dead Man Hang
  • Don Quixotes
  • Helicopters
  • Copperhead Squats
  • Ukranian Soldiers
  • Plankorama
  • Merkins
  • Inverted Scorpion Kicks
  • Heels to Heaven
  • Invisible Jump Ropes

Mosey to parking lot closest to the school

Ark Loader – animal movements across parking lot

  • Bear Crawl
  • Crab Walk
  • Duck Walk
  • Polar Bear
  • Bunny Hop
  • Gorilla Shuffle

Mosey over to Horseshoe

  • Curb Crawl – up to 5 Merkins and back down

Mosey to Blacktop

Quadruple Check

  • Dips
  • Jump Squats
  • WWIIs
  • Run across lot for 3,4,5,6 Burpees

Mosey to the Paved Hill

  • P1 – Bernie x 3
  • P2 – Abs – LBCs, Freddie Mercurys, APDs

Finish with Mary

  • Wilson’s Spaghetti Party
  • American Hammers

Numberama, Nameorama, COT

MOLESKIN

During the Ark Loader, YHC was asked which Bear would win a fight, Polar or Grizzly.  While a Polar Bear is bigger and stronger and would likely have an advantage on its home turf, a Grizzly is a more experienced fighter, has longer claws, and excels in striking and jiu-jitsu.  A Grizzly would have a significant advantage outside of the Polar Bear’s natural habitat due to the Polar Bear’s lack of warm climate conditioning.  YHC thinks it is safe to say the Grizzly would win that one, but both would die a quick painful death at the hands of Chuck Norris.

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