Pigskin is a menace. He thinks he is slow so wants to leave early. I tell him left on Pump. When the group leaves, Gaudi and I see what looks to be him going left on John Rolfe. Not totally sure, I sprint to catch up. Thankfully it is him and now I am exhausted. The group thankfully follows and we go right onto Pump and get to my intended destination, the North Gayton Baptist Church, the long way.
Somehow, Pigskin is behind us again so we do WW2 until he arrives. “I thought it was on the left?” he jokes. We then do Heals to heaven and reverse crunches before some arm circles and helicopters. Then we do a triple check where the timing runs the horseshoe parking lot and the partners to HRM and Jump Squats. When done, we head back home with a detour through Short Pump Park with instructions to do 5 burpees before the path to the woods.
While half way through the woods, I circle back for Pigskin. I have no idea where he is. Thinking he went home a shorter way, I head back to the flag. Then here comes Lighthouse, Banjo and Mr. Rogers headed back for the six. “Have you seen Pigskin?” I ask and they say “No” and they head further back for him. Eventually they give up and meet the rest of the group at the flag. Where is Pigskin? He is running the bus loop with Gypsy, who headed back with Pigskin via Three Chopt.
Did Pigskin do his 5 burpees? Of course not, so we all did 5 burpees (including him) as penalty. He’s a menace to society. But thankfully he is an F3 menace. 3.1 miles total and we did not lose Pigskin. Another successful Wednesday!