Author: Big Rig

  • Exit Sandman, Enter Shark Tooth


    13 Diamond Dogs (One 5 year old FNG!) came out to Rockwood Park for the latest edition of Rocknroll. Temperatures were a cooler 70 and sunny, perfect for the beatdown that was about to ensue.


    Start with a mosey lap around the parking lot, then circle up near the power tower for the standard warmarama.

    SSH, Don Quyotes, Helicopters, Imperial Walkers, Ukrainian Soldiers, Merkins, LBCs.


    Mosey back to short columns near the flag for a triple check.
    Polesmokers, American Hammers, timer runs to the yellow pipeline and back(60 yards?)


    Mosey to the concession stand for another triple check
    Hoe downs, chair dips, timer runs to the first set of bleachers, then Bernies up the hill.

    7 of Diamonds ON CRACK
    Mosey to the baseball field for an Epic version of 7 of Diamonds in the outfield to keep the infield looking nice.

    Exercises in increments of 7. Add 7 reps and a new exercise, each trip around the bases.
    Start at home plate and run to 1st (or the light pole in right field) perform reps
    Karaoke left to 2nd (center field)
    Bernie to 3rd(light pole in left field)
    Karaoke home (grass above the actual 2nd base)


    Exercises were performed in the Double Clutch variety. (I.E. Merkin: Down all the way, come up halfway, then back down, then all the way up = 1 rep)
    Round 1 
    7 Double Clutch Merkins
    Round 2
    7 DC Merkins, 14 DC Jump Squats
    Round 3
    7 DC Merkins, 14 DC Jump Squats, 21 DC WW2s
    Round 4
    7 DC Merkins, 14 DC Jump Squats, 21 DC WW2s, 28 DC Alabama Prom Dates


    This was a real time killer, especially the WW2s. PAX pushed through and killed it. Our FNG, Beaver’s 2.0 made the infield dirt his sandbox. He was asked to clean up after himself. Welcome Shark Tooth! (he wouldn’t go for Sandman)


    Done just in time to mosey back to the flag for Names and Numbers.
    I was blessed to lead this PAX.


    Prayers for all those affected by the hurricanes.


    Announcements
    We have some Family Events on the calendar in the coming weeks.


    F3 Family Camping Trip
    Friday October 25th through Sunday 27th. Come for as much or as little as you can
    Meatball and DTH or Slack for details


    Saturday, November 2nd – Daddy Daughter Dance from 7-9. Check Slack for invite. Hit up Meatball, Big Rig, Pool Boy or Rudy.

  • Insomniac Run 4am Rush Hour

    Traffic at 345 in the morning was surprisingly heavy as YHC had to take a detour to get to Swift Creek Middle. Managed to get around the road pavers and get a 5k in before the Graveyard Shift

  • Insomniac Run

    YHC woke up extra early and couldnt get back to sleep, so decided to get a little extra run in before the pull up session. Was turning out to be an easy run at a decent pace until YHC decided to try a new road to get back to Ecoff. About a third of a mile down this dark road and there’s a DEAD END sign. YHC got cookin! 8 minute mile pace back for close to a mile and a half

  • Mudslide stopped at 2.98??!

    2 Gloom Warriors decided to Goyne Hard. Got a nice run in, and conversation was just as good. This made my morning run over 10 miles. Mudslide said his run was 2.98!! No way I’m stopping my watch there. I’m at least gettin it to 3. Probably 5k.

  • Bonus Mile

    Premature Acceleration is going to be long runs for the next few weeks. Today was not an exception. The plan was to get 6 miles in before Goyne Hard started, I got a good run around the neighborhood, then on to the Thomas Dale Football stadium. The gate I usually sneak in was locked. I headed back towards Iron Bridge Rd then decided to go back to find another way in. Found an open gate and snuck in a lap on their cushy track. Then I had to push the pace to get back to the flag in time for Goyne Hard. Or so I thought. I still had about 7- minutes before Goyne Hard and no one was here yet. I managed to get 7 miles before Mudslide showed up

  • Half Marathon Training Starts Now

    With the Richmond Marathon/Half Marathon quickly approaching, Saturdays will be long run days for the next 6 weeks or so. This week, I started early to get in a 10k before DTH brought out the logs for Morning Wood, and for his 6 year beatdown.

    There’s a lot of people out there going through some tough times right now. Prayers to all those affected by the hurricane, and anyone just having a hard time.

  • Low carb workout, high carb breakfast

    Iron PAX of 4 gloom warriors came to Swift Creek Middle for the latest edition of The Graveyard Shift. We only had 2 coupons, but luckily there are some sandbags holding down the soccer nets on the football field. I see some possibilities in the future.

    We were already into the meat of the sandwich when Boberry realized the bread is supposed to be 3 rounds not 1. We tried to make up for it in on the back end, but YHC fell short. My Brenton Sandwich was a little light on the bread, but I made up for it with 4 pieces of toast for breakfast.

    Brenton Sandwich

    Format

    • Complete the workout for time

    Equipment

    • Cones or markers set 30 yards apart from each other
    • Coupon is needed for this workout

    The Thang

    Bottom Slice of Bread

    Brenton WOD – (3 rounds)

    • 30-yard bear crawl to the cone
    • 30-yard standing broad jump back
    • Perform 3 burpees after every 3 broad jumps (note: the further you broad jump the better. If you are a yard short at the end and have to do burpees, tough luck)

    The Meat – 3 Rounds – Descending Rep Structure – 21/15/9

    Exercises

    • Burpee Block Jump Over. (lay block flat side down)
      • Start on one side of the block, do a burpee, and jump over the block laterally. That’s 1 rep.
      • Perform burpee on the other side, and jump over the block laterally.
      • Reminder – Each time you jump over the block = 1 rep
    • Thrusters
    • Bonnie Blairs
      • Right leg-left leg = 1 rep (the hard way)
    • Hand Release Merkins
    • Big Boi Sit-ups
    • 400m run

    Format

    • 21-15-9 Style
    • Do 21 reps of each exercise and 400m run, then 15 reps of each exercise and 400m run, then 9 reps of each exercise and 400m run.

    Top Slice of Bread

    Brenton WOD – 3 rounds

    • 30-yard bear crawl to the cone
    • 30-yard standing broad jump back
    • Perform 3 burpees after every 3 broad jumps (note: the further you broad jump the better. If you are a yard short at the end and have to do burpees, tough luck)

    Workout ends after you cross the line after completing the last portion of Brenton.

    Great to have Crabgrass for his first Graveyard Shift. He, Warby, and Boberry all said they were going for a double dip at Timberwolf for Boberry’s 5 year Q! Congrats Bo!

    If you missed this week’s IPC you can still get it in at Goyne Hard (6am @Goyne Park)

    DTH has his 6 year Q at RocknRoll on Saturday. Word has it he’s bringing out some big wood for Morning Wood!

    SYITG!

  • Just A Warmup

    6 HIMs who love chasing the hard, ditched the fart sack and met up at Dogwood Dell for the hardest Warmup in F3RVA.

    I once read somewhere, that if you work hard for long enough, what was once your whole workout, will one day be your warmup. Well, I think this one could be a stand alone workout, but not for this group of savages.

    Mudslide came in after the standard warmarama with the Side Straddle Hops, Arm Circles, Don Quyotes, and Imperial Walkers we did in the parking lot before moseying over to the Rusty Cage for a workout inspired by the Pull Up and Dip training we’ve been doing at Bermuda on Tuesdays, as well as the Murph workout. Volume of the workout was not quite as much as a Murph. Here’s what we did.

    60 Pull-ups
    120 Dips                 
    180 Merkins     

    Like most people do with a Murph, we broke this down into 20 sets of 3, 6, and 9.
    After every 5 sets we would run to the light at the top of the hill and back. I would guess it was about 250 meters. Mudslide came in late, and broke the reps down into bigger sets like the beast he is.

    Great group of guys this morning. Good mumbled chatter, and love the energy brought in at the start of a long morning.

    Pool Boy, Choo Choo, and Beaver went on to the 6am Ruck. Offshore, Mudslide, and myself opted for the Run.  Then the 7am convergence!  What a great day to be in F3RVA!

  • IPC WEEK 2:  THE MARCH TO THE ARCH

    4 Bermuda Triangle Gloom Warriors came out to Goyne Park for this week’s Iron PAX Challenge

    As usual, it sucked. According to the walker who refuses to be deadlocked, Here’s what happened.

    Set-Up: 

    • Measure out 800 meters or utilize a 200/400 meter loop.  PAX should finish 800m at cone grid.

    • Measure out 15 yards in a straight line with cones at the start and end.

    • A standard coupon is needed for this workout.

    THE THANG:

    • Run800 meters

    • 80 Merkins

    • Lt. Dan’s Magic Legs travel 15 yards. (LUNGE, LUNGE, THRUSTER WITH COUPON)

    • 14 Cactus Jump Squats (no cheat/no surrender)

    • Lt. Dan’s Magic Legs back to start

    • 80 Coupon Plank Jacks (toes down & up = 1)

    • Murder Bunny travel 15 yards

    • 14 Cactus Jump Squats

    • Reverse Murder Bunny back to start

    • 60 Merkins

    • Bricklayers travel 15 yards

    • 14 Cactus Jump Squats

    • Bricklayers back to start

    • 60 Coupon Plank Jacks

    • Lt. Dan’s Magic Legs travel 15 yards

    • 14 Cactus Jump Squats

    • Lt. Dan’s Magic Legs back to start

    • 40 Merkins

    • Bricklayers travel 15 yards

    • 14 Cactus Jump Squats

    • Bricklayers back to start

    • 40 Coupon Plank Jacks

    • Murder Bunny travel 15 yards

    • 14 Cactus Jump Squats

    • Reverse Murder Bunny back to start

    • 20 Merkins

    • Lt. Dan’s Magic Legs travel 15 yards

    • 14 Cactus Jump Squats

    • Lt. Dan’s Magic Legs back to start

    • 20 Coupon Plank Jacks

    • Run800 meters

    Coupon Plank Jacks: Jumping Jacks while in the plank position with coupon under feet. 1) Starting position: toes on coupon in decline plank position.  2) Toes jump off coupon to ground on the sides of the coupon.  3) End with toes jumping back on coupon.  This equals 1 rep (a 2-count, down/off coupon & up/on coupon).Bricklayers (movement): Lateral MOT, PAX are moving towards cones while facing the left or right side of the grid. 1) PAX stands next to coupon and does sideways coupon jump, 2) move coupon from one side of you to the other side, 3) repeat side coupon jump, 4) rise & repeat.  PAX can change which way they are facing whenever they want.  Hands must come off coupon for jump.  PAX cannot toss or roll coupon for greater distance, coupon must have the same flat side up at all times.  Coupon is always in landscape position, with PAX jumping the width (shorter side). Cactus (No-Cheat) Jump Squats: Coupon is standing upright on ground, PAX puts hands behind head, similar to doing no-surrenders. 1) PAX sits on coupon, 2) then lifts both feet off the ground at same time, 3) PAX stands and then goes straight into a jump squat off coupon. Both feet come off the ground when sitting and both feet come off the ground when jumping.Done

    Great work!  I’m gonna hurl!

    Announcements

    Congratulations to Pool Boy on reaching the 40 pound weight loss plateau!! 

    F3RVA 10 year is on Saturday
    All starts at 5am at Dogpile

    State Farm Birthday Q next Tuesday 9/24 at Bermuda!

  • Who wants some candy

    6 Iron Bridge Farmers carried themselves to Goyne Park for the latest edition of The Iron Bridge. It was a little warmer this morning, felt more like a summer morning. But still 70 and sunny.

    Start out at the cushy playground surface, which for some reason was littered with tootsie rolls, for the standard warmarama. then over to the coupon cow pasture.

    PAX take turns Farmer’s carry 2 cindies to the tree then run back while the rest of the PAX complete this circuit on repeato until all PAX do the Farmer’s carry.

    16 Curls
    16 Overhead Presses
    16 Oblique Lifts Left
    16 Oblique Lifts Right
    Beaver decided to leave the cindies a bit further which made me decide to try something new for the next COP.

    Get Lost

    3 PAX take 2 cindies each and Farmer’s carry to burnout, then run back, while the other 3 complete a triple check

    Curls
    Double clutch jump squats
    Merkins to failure (timer)
    Each PAX of would do 2 rounds of Get Lost.

    Elevens
    10 Bear crawl pull throughs- 1 merkin
    Down to 1 and up to 10

    Rifle Carry cindies back to the shed.

    Mosey across the cowpasture to the the fence for some Indigenous People’s exercises

    PAX line up at each pole on the fence
    Leg raises around the posts while the PAX in the rear Crab walks or bear crawls to the front.
    About halfway change the exercise to Turkish get ups

    Move on down to Pole Alley for more Elevens
    10 down to 1 Pole Dancers and 1 up to 10 Incline Diamond Merkins

    Mosey back over to the cushy playground surface for some Broga led by Mudslide.

    Solid PAX this morning. Beaver drove his work van (aka the candy van) all the way from Alabama to make it in time for his second attempt (who does that?) at Week 1 of Iron PAX even before the bootcamp! 

    I was blessed to lead.

    Announcements

    F3RVA 10 year is now only 1 week away!
    It also happens to fall on State Farm’s birthday. If you see him out there, be sure to wish him happy birthday.