There were no losers today at the FORGE………only winners. Whatever obstacles were placed in front of the PAX – they were able to overcome. Here is a brief summary for your viewing pleasure:
Mosey to the lower circle for warm-ups: Jazzercise, Ukranian Soldiers, Helicopers, Suzanne Somers, Hand Release Merkins, Freddy Mercuries, Heals to Heaven, plus Marion Jumps, Karoake, Mummy Bernies, Butt Kicks
Exercise One: Jog to first light pole, sprint to the next. Repeat until we reach the ramp.
Exercise Two: The Great Wall: All PAX scale the retaining wall near the track. Was looking for Belay!
Exercise Three: Lt. Colonel Dan’s: 6 Lunge Walks, 10 squats, repeat. Made our way to the end of the parking lot. All PAX were promoted to Vice Admiral.
Exercise Four: Triple Check with Dips, Double Tap Hand Release Merkins, run around parking lot
Exercise Five: Tooth Fairies up the stairs next to the school
Back towards the flag for Exercise 6: Victory Hill – sprint up hill, jog down until time was called.
Numbers (10), Names, Announcements, Prayer Requests
YHC took us out
Final Thoughts: As usual – amazing effort by all this morning! It was good seeing Fiona and Garbage Plate. The wall climb is definitely in the CSAUP category and, maybe a bit dangerous?? Snuff and I were discussing hitting up the larger section closer to the football field……………..But we all survived and a good time was had by all. Thanks for letting me lead
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Author: Chaplain
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NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
No PAX at 6pm!……..But the show must go on. Here is a brief summary for your viewing pleasure.
Mosey lap around the church complex (around 1/2 mile)
Warm Up: Side Straddle Hops, Ukranian Soldiers, Arm Circles, Lunges, Copperhead Squats, Don Quixote’s, Hand Release Merkins, LBC’s, Side LBC’s x2.
To back of the Church for Exercise One:
Self Triple Check with Dips, WWII’s Sit-Up, Run around the parking lot.
Exercise Two: Lt. Colonel Dans: 6 lunge walks followed by 10 squats. Repeat around the perimeter of the back parking area.
Mosey back towards the flag for Exercise Three: Victory Hill: Bear Crawl Edition. Bear Crawl up the hill, jog back down. Completed 6 sets.
Ab Explosion to close things out: American Hammers, Crunchy Frogs, Flutter Kicks, Grow Ruck Fitness Test Sit-Ups
Took myself out and called it a night!
Final Thoughts: This was the first solo bootcamp of my F3 career! Kind of sucked, but felt a sense of accomplishment upon completion. While doing Dips, I was mocked by the women’s fitness group, who appeared to be rolling 10 deep. Fellas, this simply cannot stand.
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Solving The Nations Problems……One Run At A Time
The founding, and only active members of BDRC gathered for another epic run. As usual, conversation began with something along the lines of “What the F are we doing out here?” We pushed up Robious to the Powhatan border and back. Nice smooth run and some great conversation. For details on our plan – post at RnR tomorrow. -
Hack-A-PAX
With temperatures in the low 20’s, it was a perfect day for…….Basketball?? This ain’t Orange Theory my friends; THIS IS ROCK N ROLL!!!!!!!!
Mosey to the basketball court for warm-ups: Jazzercise, Monkey Love Makers, Apple Bottom Poppers, Copperhead Squats, Arm Circles, Alabama Prom Dates, Lunges, Karoake, Mario Jumps, Open the Gate.
Exercise One: Each PAX takes a turn making a lay-up on both sides of the court. They call out an exercise that is done for the duration:
Merkins, Burpees, Rosalita Dips, Hold Plank, Side Straddle Hops, 4 others that I cannot remember
Exercise Two: Mini Abcathlon
Run the perimeter of the park, stopping at 5 stations for 50 count ab exercises:
Heels to Heaven, American Hammers, Freddy Mercuries, Flutter Kicks, LBC’s
Mosey to the Snack Bar for Exercise Three: Triple Check
Runner goes to end of parking lot, Hand Release Merkins, Balls to the Wall
Bonus: 50 Count WWII’s – thanks Rodeo Clown
Back to the Basketball Court for Exercise 4: Free Throw Challenge
Each PAX gets a foul shot: If you make it, lead an exercise in cadence. If missed, everyone does a suicide. After House Party and I made the first two, we endured 7 consecutive misses. Suicides it is. We also added 10 burpees due to several air balls.
Back to Flag with some Moroccan Night Clubs, Arm Circles, and Raise the Roofs mixed in
Numbers (9), Names, Announcements, Prayer Requests
YHC took us out
Final Thoughts: I had some other things planned, but when I saw the partially deflated basketball during warm-ups – could not resist. Free throws do not appear to be our strength! Despite the terrible shooting, it was a great morning with everyone working hard and contributing various ab exercises. Sounds like the Latino Market is coming back soon – which means Spring is on the way!
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To Parts Unknown
5 Ruckers and a runner enjoyed the chilly temperatures and some Morning Wood action.
The ruckers took an unconventional route that took us past the tennis courts, across Hull Street, and through various shopping centers.
We cut through the sketchy hotel parking lot and jumped over a creek. YHC managed to plunge my leg into 2 feet of water in the process. We blazed a trail through a couple wooded areas and went through 2 church parking lots. Also enjoyed some Teeter Totter time.
The home stretch took us back into Rockwood Park (via cutting through woods) and eventually onto the familiar paved/unpaved trails. Past the nature center and back to the flag with 2 minutes to spare.
Big Rig emerged from the gloom as we were finishing. He had already logged 10 plus miles. I then saw him running on Courthouse Road as I was heading home from RnR. What a stud.
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Club Icehouse
Today was the soft launch of the eagerly anticipated ChapHouse Lounge. It was a VIP only affair. The following is a brief summary for your viewing pleasure:
Mosey to the basketball court for Warm Up (Chaplain)
Side Straddle Hops, Jazzercise, Ukranian Soldiers, Arm Circles, Helicopters, Alabama Prom Dates, High Knees, Butt Kicks, Karaoke, Bernie Mummy Kicks, Mario Jumps.
Exercise One: 5 Corners (House Party)
25 HR Merkins, 50 WWII Sit Ups, 75 Monkey Humpers, 100 Side Straddle Hops, 10 burpees.
Mosey to the Playground set for Exercise Two (Chaplain)
Dora with 50 hanging knee raises, 100 squats, 200 Freddy Mercuries. Bonus SSH’s initiated by Singer.
To the Circle for Exercise Three (House Party)
Quadruple Check with Merkins, Lunges, LBC’s and run a loop
Back towards the flag with some Appalachian Lunge, Backwards Lunges. Side Lunge Squats, then run back.
Numbers, Names, Announcements, Prayer Requests.
House Party took us out
Final Thoughts: The gimmick of a double Q did not appear to be strong enough to deter the fartsackers this morning – perhaps the cold and ice was just too strong. But those who made it out appeared to have a great time! Always great to collaborate with House. I think the most interesting mumblechatter was hearing about Rosie’s 8th grade basketball team that also featured Splinter! There has to be some video out there somewhere.
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You Can Always Count on House Party
With Wednesday church activities cancelled and freezing rain, YHC was anticipating an empty parking lot. I even arrived 2 minutes late! But of course, House Party was waiting……..Here is an extremely brief summary for your viewing pleasure:
We moseyed around the perimeter of the church (roughly .6 miles) multiple times, stopping at various locations for exercises. The only one I remember is Dips because we had to clear ice off the benches. No Cadence required.
Lots of great conversation and 45 minutes of fitness achieved.
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Preppin’ For Valentines Day
A dozen of SOJ’s finest gathered at Huguenot Park for the latest round of No Toll. Here is a brief summary for your viewing pleasure:
Mosey to the parking lot for Warm-Up:
Jazzercise, Ski Jumps, Australian Snow Angels, Freddy Mercuries, Alabama Prom Dates, Pickle Pounders
Across the parking lot: High knees, Karaoke, Lunge Walk, Mario Jumps, Bernie Mummy Kicks, Appalachian Lunge Walk, Hillbillies, Crab walk
Exercise two: Double 11’s
10 step ups, 1 WW II sit ups………….run the field and complete 10 Hand Release Merkins, 1 Bobby Hurley
Repeat the normal 11’s pattern until you are done
Exercise Two: Catch me if you Crawl Bear
Partner up: One man Crawl Bears, other runs to the gate and back, then assumes the Crawl Bear position
*Toll Paid: 100 toe taps
Exercise Three: Hump Circuit with Pickle Pounders, APD’s, and Monkey Humpers.
One minute of stretching until time is called.
Numbers/Names/Announcements/Prayer Requests
YHC took us out
Final Thoughts: Great effort by all the PAX today! The double 11’s took a lot longer than anticipated. Enjoyed chatting with Dookie this morning and also hearing some good war stories from the Frozen Triangle. The post-workout survey indicated that a good time was had by all.
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Doozy’s Bridge to King Something
8 strong including an FNG at the latest edition of River Run! The following is a brief summary for your viewing pleasure:
The PAX completed an out and back route that took us over to JRHS. Run a lap around the track, then take the trail that connects to River Downs. Apparently Doozy built the bridges – who knew? Left on River Downs, then right on a street with the name “King” in it. Left on Robious, circle back and repeat after 22.5 minutes or so. We all made it back alive.
Final Thoughts: Great effort by all the runners this morning! We managed to avoid any large hills – which may have been by design. Welcome Sanchez! He is a neighbor of Wedding Singer and a Jets fan. Butt Fumble was ruled out as we are hoping to have him come back. House Party had a near fall on some roots on the trail – I feel like that is a bit of a pattern. Props to the Middle School crew for getting up early and putting in some work.
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Club H2O
Despite the rain, Twin Team Lounge was open for business…………..here is how it all went down:
Mosey to the nearby “shelter” for warm up: Ukranian Soldiers, Imperial Walkers, Mummy Kicks, Copperhead Squats, Freddy Mercuries, LBC’s, Shoulder Taps
Exercise One: 4 Corners (Prostitute Style): Humping Edition
-Bone Rubs, Gorilla Humpers, Alabama Prom Dates, Monkey Humpers. Lunge walk between stations
Mosey to the next shelter for Exercise Two: Ab Circuit: WWII Sit-ups, American Hammers, Flutter Kicks, LBC’s
Mosey to the next shelter for Exercise Three: Leg Circuit: Squats, Donkey Kicks, Side Straddle Hops, Calf Raises
Back to Shelter One for some Rosalitas and Heels to Heaven. Then BTTF
Numbers (2), Names, Announcements. YHC took us out
Final thoughts: Great catching up with Singer this morning. We kept it loungey this morning, which made for some great conversation – even managed to stay dry. He has an FNG coming out for River Run on Monday. Hope to see you all out there!
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