Author: crabgrass

  • Metamorphosis

    17 HIMs came out to workout and help YHC celebrate his one year F3 anniversary! Shortly after joining F3, I read The Comfort Crisis and became inspired to ruck, do GORuck events and take on challenges I had not previously in life. I listen to the authors Two Percent podcast and have incorporated some of his workouts into F3 Qs

    I’ve been thinking about what workout I wanted to do for my one year, and I hadn’t landed on anything, but then this week the head of F3 joined Michael Easter on his podcast to talk about what F3 is. Afterwards, he sent Easter an F3 workout, Kool Aid, and he posted it on Friday. To have the two things I have leaned on heavily in my fitness journey to intersect ironically at my one year was incredible! Funny how life has a way of doing that from time to time. So today, we did Kool Aid (Extra Sugar)

    • Quick warmup and then grab a coupon and circle up.
    • 800 meter run
    • 20 bench press with flutters
    • 20 WWIII
    • 20 Squat Thrusters
    • 400 meter run
    • 20 curls
    • 20 manmakers
    • 20 bent rows
    • 400 meter run
    • 20 squats
    • 20 calf raises
    • 20 kettlebell swings

    Complete that circuit, take a quick breather, then do it again in reverse. Finished up with a few seconds to spare!

    Whew, gonna feel that one tomorrow.

    announcements and prayers and YHC took us out.

    I want to thank everyone who has been a part of this journey since I started a year ago. The truth is, every time I chose comfort over effort, I was making a choice to settle. I chose to ignore things in my life, but eventually came to the realization that I had every opportunity to change, but yet I chose to stay the same. That’s a burden that no amount of time will change.

    The best time to plant a tree was 25 years ago, but the second best time to plant a tree is today. It doesn’t matter what you did or did not do yesterday, you can make the choice to change things at any time. The hardest part about F3 is showing up. If you can commit to getting out of bed, the rest is easy. I made the commitment to myself that I wanted to be better and I haven’t looked back since. Thank you for all the support, it’s meant the world to me!

    Enough sappy talk for one day, let’s get back to complaining about how much YHC made us run today…

  • It was saucy, now it’s spicy

    It’s good to keep the Pax guessing. Are we running? How far? NOT today! To Dumar’s delight, the longest run was the opening mosey.

    Light jog over to the bus lane and back. Stretch-focused warm up to get the legs and back ready for the beatdown.

    The THING 1 – split in two teams, each team has one sandbag. Starting from a parking spot, person 1 carries the sandbag to the next parking spot and drops it, runs back. Person 2 runs to the bag, picks it up and bring it back to the start. Person 3 carries the sandbag one parking space further. Rinse and repeat until you get to the end of the parking lot. Sprinkle in 5 merkins each time you go

    The THING 2 – EMOM

    YHC cranked up the tunes and started the timer. 1 minute on the clock, plenty of time to pick up a cinder block and do 1 Goblet Squat, 1 Kettlebell Swing, 1 Monkey Humper, and run to the tree and back. Rest up, because the sauce gets saucier. Minute 2 – 2 reps of each. Minute 3 – 3 reps of each, and we keep going until we can’t.

    Around Minute 8, YHC noticed the Pax was very quiet. I looked at Rudy and saw his hat was off and the sweat was pouring. He mustered enough breath to say “It’s spicy now”. Muy caliente!

    Futon, our defending champion from the last EMOM, remains the king of the EMOM hill with an impressive 18x reps in a minute. The rest of us reset to 11x and jumped back in until we hit 25 minute mark.

    The THING 3 – Sandbaggin Tic Tac Toe

    An improvised Tic Tac Toe board was created in the parking lot and we split into two squads. Cinder Block vs Sandbags. Pick a person to start for each team. on GO, do 5 merkins & 1 Burpee (or 1 burpee into 5 merkins for efficiency) then grab your coupon and run to the tic tac toe board. first person there gets to pick their square and drop their coupon. Run back to the group and tag in the next person, they do 5 merkins/1 burpee, grab their coupon and head to the board. Get Tic Tac Toe to win, losing team does 5 burpees.

    Team Sandbaggin’ got off to a quick start, capturing the first two games. Hard to say if Team Cinder Block couldn’t visualize the board, or if they forgot how to play tic tac toe…Match 3 for all the marbles, winner takes all, went to team Cinder Block thanks to Hermey improvising the rules on the fly, tossing sandbags out of his way, and claiming victory for his team. Futon will review the CCTV Footage and rule if this was a legal maneuver or not. May have to run it back and settle this fair and square…

    COT – announcements and prayers. Safety with the storm today and prayers for DTH and his family on their journey. My legs are tired, I need to go find some Biofreeze. Until next time!

  • Did anyone recon this?

    it’s the appropriate question to ask when you meet a barb wire fence to start your ruck, but 7 HIMs tapped into their athletic prowess and cleared the fence, with only one toe suffering injury.

    carrying on, the Pax was quickly introduced to why I suggested boots for this expedition as some spots were a tad…muddy.

    Down the pipeline, crossed over Woodbridge and continued down towards Tomahawk Creek. Turn tot he right brought us to RounTreys backside [insert Fandango joke]. 180 and made our way up to Old Hundred and then doubled back to the start. At this point the sunrise made it a lot easier to navigate the slick spots.

    overall 3 miles of quiet, peaceful wilderness trekking. Always good to spend time with the guys and chat about life and get to know each more! Looking forward to next months ruck

  • New Shoes

    YHC got some new shoes so what better way to break them in than hitting the track at Timberwolf!? 7 HIMs joined me and had a blast!

    Mosey down to the track for a rock solid warmup. Hit the usual hits and made sure we stretched the legs.

    The THING

    Short Run – Long Run – Short Run – Exercise

    Start off with a 100M sprint, followed by 300M jog, followed by 100M sprint, then circle up for group exercise. We did 4 rounds with the exercises being 500 squats, 400 jump squats, 700 side straddle hops, 300 merkins.

    Up to bball court for a Dora – 100 squats, 100 jump squats, 100 SSH, 100 merkins. Runner to the gate and back.

    found a wall and did some We Are Not Worthy while holding position in between. 30 total.

    last, but not least, a final 100M sprint to Tzatzikis car before COT. Hermey saved his best for last and blew away the competition!

    circle up, announcements and prayers. Thanks for helping me break in my new shoes fellas!

  • Timberwolf Mini-Convergence

    Today was one of those days where it was cool to see a few workouts come together. 15 HIMs came out today to compete in one of 3 events:
    1) Traditional Boot Camp Beatdown led by Big Herm
    2) Unconventional Ruck Boot Camp led by Crabgrass
    3) A Graveyard-esque 70 minute run led by Swoop

    Pick your poison!

    The Ruck PAX had to wait on YHC as his “show up at the last second” skills aren’t as polished as Tzatziki’s. Rucks on, down to the track we go. First surprise for those expecting a “ruck” was the 1-mile ruck shuffle. Warby and Boberry set the pace and the rest of us chased the hare.

    2 minutes AMRAP – With ruck on, select either hand release merkins or squats (with a little hitch at the bottom for some extra hot sauce).

    One lap around the track suitcase carrying your ruck.

    2 minute AMRAP – Squats (as mentioned above)

    15 minute traditional ruck around the track before heading BTTF to meet up with rest of the PAX.

    During all of this, Swoop and Heist were orbiting us like two of Elon’s satellites, sprinkling words of encouragement as they passed by. Word on the street is they did 70 minutes of running – awesome job!

    Big Herm will post on bootcamp

    Announcements and Prayers and back to our warm cars.

  • Leg Day

    7 HIMs came out for some leg work at the Green Mile today. Conditions were perfect for a beatdown. According to the black ice, this is what went down.

    YHC led the PAX around the parking lot and to the bus loop for warmarama. Goal was to get the blood flowing to the legs.

    Mosey to back of school, found a brick wall and lined up. Donkey Kicks & hold, into We Are Not Worthy & hold. Sets went 5 > 10 > 15 > 10 > 5.

    Mosey to side of school for a Dora. Runner to the streetlight up the hill and back. 100 Firecrackers, 150 Side Lunges, 200 Squats. Ended with an extra 20 firecrackers to keep the Pax happy and warm.

    Ran to entrance for 20 No Surrenders.

    BTTF for Triple Check. Runner carried 40b sandbag, lunges to the median, run back. Other Pax members did Heels to Heaven and Goblet Squats with cinder block.

    TIME! Right at 45 minutes as if YHC planned it that way…

    Prayers – Chipper’s daughter and her recovery, wild fires in CA.

    Announcements – Frozen Triangle 2/8. SOJ Takeover

  • Watch out for that ice

    6 HIMs came out for our Tuesday ruck ready to hit the (safe from ice) pavement. According to the boots, they were made for walking, and this is what they did.

    Met at Rudy’s house and cheered him on as he emerged from the gloom. YHC jumped right in discussion about the Star on Ice and his latest Fail Army submission.

    The Notre Dame guy and the Ohio State guy had a very civil conversation about the upcoming game – Midwest kindness at its finest I suppose.

    we flew through RounTrey like The Freeze at Braves games, with Fandango pointing out every ice hazard in the neighborhood.

    Calories were burned, football was discussed, and the tip of the day is watch Shrinking on Apple TV and Tires on Netflix.

  • Triple Decker

    6 HIMs emerged from the gloom ready to take on a New Year’s Eve Eve beatdown. After a quick mosey down the street and BTTF, we started off with some stretching. We were delighted to see Big Herm’s truck pull up (only a few minutes late…). 6 became 8 and we were ready to rock n’ roll.

    After warmup and stretches, mosey to clubhouse door for the first leg of the Triple Decker (a la 3 triple checks).

    Round 1 – J Lo’s + Cinder Block Squats + runner to top of hill and back

    Round 2 – Move over to corner of parking lot. 8 count Shazams + Cinder Block Kettlebell Swings + Runner to top of hill and back

    Round 3 – Move down to the waterslide part of the parking lot. Plank Walks + No Surrenders + runner to dumpsters and back

    Closed it out with a Ring of Fire Merkins.

    Announcements and Prayers. Everyone be safe tomorrow and make it home. Call an Uber

  • Nightmare Before Christmas

    15 HIMs came out to make some room on the waistline to enjoy some delicious and moist cookies…according to the random pile of cinder blocks we found deep in The Alamo, here’s what happened:

    PAX mentioned they were cold, so YHC kept things moving. Mosey to the playground and instead of circling up, we lined up for warmarama. SSH then high knees to next mailbox, Imperial Walkers then butt kickers to next mailbox, etc. Rotate to end of street.

    Merkin alley. Ascending Merlin’s every driveway to 5, then descending to the end.

    oh what’s this, a pile a cinder blocks? Don’t mind if I do. Partner up for MOUNT DORA. Fun little nugget of a hill tucked away in a far away corner of the neighborhood. 100 merkins, 200 curls, 300 mountain climbers, 200 overhead press, 100 squats. Runner to top of hill and back.

    ascending firecrackers back on the road, followed by copperhead squats + high knees/butt kickers and mosey BTTF. Round of Merlin’s to close us out.

    Announcements, prayers, and a round of bourbon for all.

  • SOJ Monthly Ruck

    3 HIMs braved the cold weather this week and met at Midlothian Middle School for this month’s ruck meetup (first Tuesday of every month, details posted in Slack).

    YHC lead the way, heading South from the school, looping around the new Library and into the Midlo Mines back entrance.
    completed the trail, headed across the street and around the lake. Reminiscing about Fandango’s apartment living, we hung a right at the cemetery and made our way BTTF.

    Chilly morning but wind was minimal and it was a great day to be outside. Coffee afterwards hit the spot.