Author: ATTILA

  • Southside Representing

    A great mix of regulars and summer tour visitors joined the KB circus this morning.  Here is how it went down:

    • COP
      • SSH
      • IW
      • DQ
      • Helicopters
      • Arm circles
      • Dead man hang
      • Merkins
      • LBC
    • 11s – steps with each leg and sit ‘n press
    • KB escalator – 10, 15, 20, 25 reps of an exercise with new exercises added for each rotation
      • 70 high pulls
      • 70 tricep press
      • 70 squats
      • 70 curls
      • 70 shoulder presses
      • 70 KB swings
    • 4x check
      • Run
      • Overhead pulls
      • KB presses
      • Lawnmower pulls
    • COT with YHC taking us out

    Great to have some Southside takeover today.  Much respect to the PAX members that traveled 45 minutes each way for a 45 minute workout.  Come back soon. 

    Announcements – pickleball tournament on Saturday and Convergence on Labor Day.  Check Slack for details. 

    God is good all of the time!

    Attila

  • Just Playing the Hits…Sort of

    Light crowd on an incredible Saturday morning.  For those warriors in attendance, greatness was achieved.  Here is how it went down:

    • COP
      • SSH
      • IW
      • DQ
      • Helicopters
      • Arm circles
      • Dead man hang
      • Merkins
      • LBC
    • One man DORA divided reps into 5 segments for each exercise
      • 100 HRM
      • 200 squats
      • 300 LBC
    • Arch loader – alternate bear crawl, crab walk, duck walk, bunny hop and cheetah sprint ½ across field, followed by mosey to other end for 20 WWII sit-ups and 20 APD and Bernie back to other side
    • Mosey back to parking lot for 3x check
      • Run
      • FM
      • Step-ups on bleachers
    • Finale – 25 derkins, minute wall sit, 25 derkins
    • COT with YHC taking us out

    Blessed by those with us today.  It was a greatest hits from YHC’s 2 Q’s earlier this week.  The crab walks were painful for those that did Circus on Thursday.  T-claps to our runners who double-dipped and great to have Pigskin’s byproducts with us despite his absence. 

    God is good all of the time!

    Attila

  • Arm Burner

    A great morning for KBs.  The lights in the bus loop did not come on, but that did not stop 7 noble warriors.  Here is how it went down:

    • COP
      • SSH
      • IW
      • DQ
      • Helicopters
      • Arm circles
      • Dead man hang
      • Merkins
      • LBC
      • APD
    • One-man Dora (each man does all of the reps in 5 sets)
      • 100 sit ‘n press
      • 150 overhead pulls
      • 200 lawnmower pulls (100 each arm)
    • 15 leg lift/calf raises each leg
    • Mary
      • Side crunches
      • FM
    • COT with YHC taking us out

    Great work from the PAX today.  Enjoyed seeing everyone.  Hate to be short, sweet and simple, but busy day ahead.  Enjoy being sore tomorrow.

    God is good all of the time!

    Attila

  • Visitors Welcomed

    The HBR PAX welcomed a bevy of guests this morning for a limited turn of our expansive Tuesday AO.  Here is how it went down:

    • COP
      • SSH
      • IW
      • DQ
      • Helicopters
      • Arm circles
      • Dead man hang
      • Suzanne Somers
      • Merkins
      • LBC
    • Burpee march – burpee in each parking spot across the parking lost (appx 18) with 20 WWII sit-ups and 20 APDs, rinse and repeat back to the start
    • 1 minute wall sit
    • Mosey to the baseball field for an arch loader
      • 1st to 2nd base – alternate bear crawl, crab walk, duck walk and bunny hop
      • 2nd base – 20 side crunches each side
      • 2nd to 3rd base – Bernie
      • 3rd base – 20 HRM
      • Mosey back to 1st base
    • Mosey to the bottom of Heartbreak hill for a 3x check
      • Run up the hill
      • FM
      • H2H
    • 2 more hill runs to make a total of 5
    • Mosey to bleachers for 20 derkins and 20 crunches
    • Mosey to parking lot for COT with YHC taking us out

    Great to have a lot of visitors today, Rosie, Stump Jumper is back in town, and Globe Life visitors Glow and Fuzzy Navel.  Fuzzy Navel is a part-time bartender, so hence the moniker.  Welcome back Ronnie!

    Where was Handshake? Must have missed Horneydo.

    Great work from the PAX.  God is good all of the time!

    Attila

  • No One Stays Dry

    Absent a few fart-sackers, five noble warriors assembled in the dew of the morning to a late-night Q volunteer.  Here is how it went down:

    • COP
      • SSH
      • IW
      • DQ
      • Helicopters
      • Arm circles
      • Suzanne Somers
      • Merkins
      • LBC
    • Cumulative beast
      • 180 HRM
      • 144 WWII sit-ups
      • 108 side crunches – each side
      • 72 monkey humpers
      • 36 2x crab cakes
      • Last round – 36 burpees as out of time
    • COT with YHC taking us out

    Great work from the PAX today.  Great to have Whitesnake back.  Too bad Horneydo and Handshake were not there.  Many of the PAX have been injured at some point in the last 6 months, so grateful hearts that we were able to come together and do some ground and pound.  The ground was moist to say the least, so no one went home dry. 

    God is good all of the time!

    Attila

  • Playing the Hits

    Fourteen noble warriors skipped ultimate and assembled at Gridiron for a ground and pound beatdown.  Here is how it went down:

    • COP
      • SSH
      • IW
      • DQ
      • Helicopters
      • Arm circles
      • Suzanne Somers
      • Merkins
      • LBC
      • APD
    • Laps of luxury – 3 rounds
      • 10 burpees at each side of the 50 yard line
      • Move to the end zone for 15 arm exercises
        • HRM
        • Wide grip merkins
        • Chuck Norris
      • Move across the end zone
        • Bear crawl
        • Crab walk
        • Lunge walk
      • Do 15 reps of an ab exercise at the other corner of the zone
        • WWII sit-ups
        • Side lunges – each side
        • FM
      • Same thing on other side of field until all the way around the field
    • 20 reps of PLT – 3x
    • Jack Webb – up to 11 merkins, 44 air presses
    • 3x check
      • Wall sit
      • Reverse crunch
      • Run parking lot loop
    • Mary and stretching
    • COT with YHC taking us out

    Great work from the PAX today.  Tons of mumble chatter and good fellowship.  This is quick and to the point as I need to run

    Prayers up for Mr. Rogers son Lincoln.

    God is good all of the time!

    Attila

  • Butt Crack Sweat

    Nothing says summer like KBs and humidity.  Four noble warriors joined forced this morning to have a little fun, and here is how it went down:

    • COP
      • SSH
      • IW
      • DQ
      • Helicopters
      • Arm circles
      • HRM
      • LBC
      • APD
    • KB 4 corners – lunge walk the 4 corners with 5, 10, 15 & 20 reps of an exercise
      • Sit ‘n press
      • Curls
      • High pulls
    • 4x check
      • Run
      • Overhead pulls
      • Presses
      • Lawnmower pulls
    • COT with YHC taking us out

    Best wishes to Byproduct as he gives his daughter away on Saturday! 

    Summer humidity was here today.  YHC’s butt crack was sweating. 

    God is still good all of the time!

    Attila

  • Lightning Bugs

    Muggy and misty is made for KB.  Five KB warriors shook off the fart sack to partake this morning.  Here is how it went down:

    • COP
      • SSH
      • IW
      • DQ
      • Helicopters
      • Arm circles
      • Dead man hang
    • 13/7 burn-out – 13 exercises with 7 reps for each, alternate one exercise having 13 reps
      • Lawmower pulls (each arm) – 48 total reps
      • High pulls – 48 total reps
      • Curls – 48 total reps
      • Tricep press – 48 total reps
      • Weighted lunges (each leg) – 48 total reps
      • Steps-ups with a calf raise (each leg) – 42 total reps
      • Squats – 42 total reps
      • KB presses – 42 total reps
      • Halos – 42 total reps
      • KB swings – 48 total reps
    • COT with YHC taking us out

    Great work by the PAX.  Pigskin and Gypsy came in neon.  There was a local runner dressed comparably.  They bonded.  They tried to create a nickname for this group.  Lightning Bugs stuck.  They are cute.  

    The PAX stayed dry today, so that was a win.

    God is good all of the time!

    Attila

  • Brownish Red Air Quality

    Air quality was not great, but the PAX was stellar.  Here is how it went down:

    • COP
      • SSH
      • IW
      • DQ
      • Helicopters
      • Arm circles
      • Dead man hang
      • Merkins
      • LBC
    • KB ladder – 5 exercises, 10 reps down to 2 then 10 instead of 1 with 15 lawnmower pull chaser after each set
      • Curls
      • Sumo squats with a high pull
      • Overhead pulls
      • Flutter presses
      • KB hammers
    • 3x check – run, wall sit with KB, presses
    • COT with YHC taking us out

    Great work from the PAX.  Air quality was RED, with some PAX exhaust mixed in.  For those that do not know, Homer does not own a shirt with sleeves, and Offshore tried to set a record for numbers of curls in light of alternative exercise chosen.  See you in the gloom!

    God is good all of the time!

    Attila

  • ASS to be Notified of Violations

    It was a super HAWT POTATO at Gridiron this morning.  Here is how it went down:

    • Gypsy
      • No COP, just an 11 with merkins and some crazy squat jacks
    • Lighthouse/Mariner – a beast
      • Burpees
      • FM
      • Squats
      • HRM
      • H2H
      • Crunchy frogs
    • Gomer Pyle
      • Super-sized curb crawl (up to 5 and down to 1) with bear crawls, lunges, crab walks, and crawl bears
    • Pigskin – his traditional wall routine 3x
      • Wall sits
      • Balls to the wall
      • Donkey kicks
    • Attila – 3x check
      • Merkins
      • WWII sit-ups
      • Run the loop
    • Chum Bucket – stretches
    • COT with YHC taking us out

    HAWT POTATOES suck.  Everyone brings their fastball.  Homer was disgruntled.  Much of the mumble-chatter will be reported to the Asian Social Society (“ASS”) for various violations.  Out of fear of being targeted by ASS, no further discussion.  We have been warned. 

    Summer tour is on.

    God is good all of the time!

    Attila