Author: Dr Tryhard

  • PAIN & CHAOS

    16 SOJ STUDS answered the call and wrapped their arms around Pain and Chaos this morning, the two 14’ telephone pole-size logs that took center stage at GTE#47. Some brothers knew what to expect, others came to learn what a ruck + log weight feels like. The broad grins said it all. These heroes carried the logs to and from the PIT around the entire perimeter of Rockwood’s loop road (about 1.2mi in 32min), with Team Chaos taking the lead and stopping periodically to complete log curls and overhead presses. With 8 PAX per team and 5 PAX under each log, there were 3 PAX pre team in constant rotation. This worked well.

    After depositing the logs back in the PIT, the six smaller logs (7-8’) were carried out the a grassy area for a Triple Check. A small band of Brogites (Mudslide, Wet Bandit, Melville, and HP) split off at this interval. With four teams on deck, the Triple Check consisted of P1 squatting while holding the end of a log, P2 completed Flutters, and P3 ran about 50 yards and back to switch. 

    COT:

    • Counterama # 16
    • Namerama

    #SOJ – !!WHUA WHUA!!

    NMS:  This was a SOLID band of brothers for some heavy lifting today, and none finer than the SOJ PAX to show up and put out! Pain & Chaos did not disappoint. Hardywood already has his eye on a Texas GTE in November! None of us knows what tomorrow will bring, but we are better prepared for whatever comes because we have pushed past what thought ourselves capable of. Let’s GO!!! Yours AYE, DTH

  • We Men Get Away

    14 holy river rollers escaped their sleeping bags to honor a beautiful Charles City sunrise with a ride on the DTH pain train. The three FNG’s were not disappointed with the following 45min Thang:

    WARMERAMA: 

    • Circle up around the Shovel Flag
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • Variable IC Reps to get the muscles warm top to bottom

    COP #1: 

    • SHE HATE ME
    • Traverse a long stretch of paved driveway by completing sets of 20 lunges, stopping between sets to complete x10 Groiners & x10 Merkins

    COP #2:

    • THE WILT
    • Run twice around the field doing x50 reps of the given exercise at corners
    • LBC’s, SSH’s, Flutter Kicks, Squats

    COP #3:

    • OVER UNDERS
    • PAX line up in the field in plank, with last man taking turns jumping over then crawling under each planking PAX

    COP #4:

    • Moseyrama around the driveway loop to collect a frisbee from the truck
    • FRISBEE FARTLEK
    • Throw frisbee, first man to frisbee calls x20 reps of an exercise, then gets to throw next
    • Merkins, V-ups, Squats, WWII’s, Burpees

    COP #5:

    • Mosey down to the river and form up at the base of the ridiculously steep incline
    • HILL REPEATS
    • x20 Incline Mericans
    • Run up to the top of the hill
    • x20 Donkey Kicks 
    • Run back down
    • Bear Crawl to the top
    • Run back down
    • Sprint AYG BTTF 

    COT:

    • Counterama # 14
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • YHC took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  Sunrise and seventy with a gentle river breeze and an eager PAX ready to roll in the dewy lawn, let’s GO! This was maybe the fourth F3 “The River” beatdown for the annual WEAG men’s getaway, and a few F3 regulars welcomed back some of last year’s FNG’s, as well as a few new ones. Chaplain’s 2.0 Armadillo was given the long-awaited opportunity for renaming – as a young man who can outpace most adults on a long run, welcome PACER! We nearly lost Slapstick early on, gassed with just the warmerama, but the loving accountability of the F3 Credo held him in the pocket for the duration of the bootcamp. Also almost had a Merlot Splash from Slider but YHC was not fully honored as he was able to hold it together. It was an honor to lead as always brothers. Living Third, DTH

    Prayer Requests:

    • Traveling mercies for Trig heading to Germany and Broadway leaving for on a missions trip to Kosovo later today

  • Forge Flingers

    A dozen SOJ stud muffins eventually made their way around to the perfect astro turf of HHS and played a rippin good game of Ultimate.

    DARK SHIRTS: Snuff, Last Call, Bromance, Machismo, Oyster, Thugs (honorary)

    LIGHT SHIRTS: L Woods, Scram, DTH, Belay, Dealer, NTB

    Oyster – Air Jordan award for one handed sticky finger snags

    Belay – Mr fancy gloves Troy Polamalu award for best safety and clutch end zone defense

    Machismo – least likely to get shot (shout out to his blaze orange shorts)

    DTH – leg block skills, while technically legal, not welcome at the Forge

    NTB – Odell Beckham award for jumping grabs

    Snuff – longest drive award

    Last Call – Rubbin is Racing Award

    L Woods – never drops a pass award

    Scram – double respect award

    Thugs – participation trophy, and actual Tclaps for running track laps

    Bromance – most Dealer blocks

    Dealer – cleats for the speed award

    Dark Team led most of the time, Light shirts ended up winning by one after gassing the competition. That was FUN! Yours AYE, DTH

  • Memorial March

    14 HIM’s humped their rucks a couple loops around and over of Bel Isle in honor of our fallen heroes. Mumble chatter was strong, views were awesome, and no PAX were lost along the way. TClaps to POOL BOY showing up and putting out! Keep the ideas flowing gents – we’re gonna see some awesome F3 initiatives and growth this year! Yours AYE! DTH

  • Forgive. Wait, how many times?!

    Five brothers gathered in the scorching summer sun to conquer something new at The Crossing. After the usual brief moseyrama, disclaimer, and warmerama reps in cadence, the PAX circled back to the upper parking lot where cones marked out a long stretch of (mostly) shady pavement. YHC recited the following verse and explained a new version of the BEAST, resurrected by the power to FORGIVE. 

    Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, “Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother who sins against me? Up to seven times?” Jesus answered, “I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.” (Matthew‬ ‭18‬:‭21‬-‭22‬)

    FORGIVE

    • 7 stops total 25, 50, 75, 100, 75, 50, 25
    • x10 reps at each stop, as follows:
    • Flutters
    • Opus
    • Rosalita Dips
    • Groiners
    • Imperial Squat Walkers
    • V-ups
    • Elbow Slides

    COT:

    • Counterama #5
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • YHC took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  Gettin HOT at The Crossing and only gonna get hotter! Might have to change the name to Sweatfest for the summer. Missing a few regulars tonight, but it made a good opportunity to introduce a new exercise routine that’s been simmering a while. Great to see the Woodsman getting after trying a number of new AO’s, and TClaps to Banksy making a 2nd posting so soon! The 70 reps turned out to be quite a challenge. Next time I’ll get the number right and have 11 reps per stop to meet the number goal of 77 per round, just the way Jesus said it should be. SYOTG, Yours, DTH

    Announcements (SEE SLACK!)

    • Sat Murph at Rockwood
    • Convergence Mon 7-8am at Tredagar

  • Flamboyant Skipping, Puddle Splashing

    10 rain lovin puddle jumpers assembled at Rockwood for the first 2024 School of Rock. Here’s how these champs tackled the suck:

    WARMERAMA

    • Welcome, Disclaimer
    • Variable IC reps to stretch a bit

    RUN&BEAR

    • Mosey down to the bottom of the grass hill and bear crawl back to the top

    LUNGE ALLEY

    • Indigenous peoples lunge down the paved path with last PAX doing x3 mericans then run to the front

    “FUN” WITH BRICKS

    • Bear crawling, etc
    • Sorry I can’t recall what else we did with bricks…

    TUG-O-WAR

    • Princess Peach and Oreo quickly teamed up on one end, soon to be joined by Flounder
    • Buckets and Banjo on the other end, later joined by Guppy
    • The girls won and earned x5 mericans
    • Boys did x3 burpees

    2.0 RUCK

    • DTH loaded up Banjo on shoulders & Oreo on his back
    • Heist front carried both Buckets and Guppy
    • Sable hoisted Flounder on shoulders, which made her quite tall
    • Big Rig finally convinced Princess Peach to climb aboard – she was not a fan
    • Kid Ruck around the big parking lot, with a stop to switch carriers half way around
    • Buckets and Banjo both took a turn carrying Oreo

    SKIPPING & SPLASHING

    • Follow the leader, DTH doing the most ridiculously girly skipping across the last couple parking lots, splashing in all the puddles

    BTTVSF for COT:

    • Counterama # 10
    • Namerama
    • Drinks, Oreos, and Melon

    NMS:  Banjo and Oreo were already soaked and smoked from doing the men’s bootcamp but Buckets brought the big boy A-game energy, Princess Peach brought OG experience, and FNG Flounder (Sable’s daughter Isabella) was quick to break out of shyness to join the silliness that only a Pediatrician knows how to inspire. Heist’s little, re-named Guppy since we don’t recall his former nickname mostly rode the Dad train, but was finally lured into action for the boys versus girls tug-of-war. Well done to all, and thanks for giving the Henderson Clan some company embracing the suck on a drenched morning. We’ll pray for some finer weather for the June School of Rock and get an even bigger crowd! Yours AYE, DTH

  • BRICK & ROLL

    A swarthy band of 15 studs posted to Rockwood in the pouring rain for a turbulent ride on the DTH pain train. The PAX included two FNG’s courtesy of Rodeo Clown (well done!) and YHC’s own 2.0’s Oreo and Banjo, who didn’t have a choice considering the M is out of town. Here’s why none of us will be able to grip anything tomorrow…

    The THANG:

    WARMERAMA: 

    • Mosey to the F3RVA-tagged Taco and each PAX collects TWO BRICKS – PAX instructed to carry bricks in hand the entire 60 minute bootcamp
    • MUSIC BEATS turned UP
    • Mosey to a moist grassy area to circle up
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • With bricks in hand, the following were completed IC – SSH, Don Quixotes, Ukrainian Soldiers, Cherry Pickers, Opus, WWII’s, CrabCakes, Dancing Bears

    COP #1: 

    • Mosey up to the snack shack
    • WALLORAMA
    • BTTW for Chicken Peckers (a request from Oreo who showed the PAX how it’s done!)
    • Hoedowns IC
    • Milkers IC

    COP #2:

    • Mosey back to the grassy area
    • Circle up for SALLY #1
    • Sally Up/Down with Flutters and Bricks held over/behind head with every DOWN, and WWII up into American Brick Hammers with every UP

    COP #3:

    • Mosey onto the parking lot for TRIPLE CHECK #1
    • P1 – spider mericans on the curb
    • P2 – LBC’s w bricks in shoulders
    • P3 – mosey across lot and back

    COP #4:

    • Mosey over to grass strip near bball field
    • APPLE TURNOVER – With bricks in hand, alternate Bear Crawl or Crab Walk switching at Q’s call

    COP #5:

    • Circle up for SALLY #2:  Squats with UP/DOWN, while bricks remain held overhead for UP, and out front for DOWN

    COP #6:

    • Mosey up to the Snack Shack Picnic Tables
    • TRIPLE CHECK #2:
    • P1 – bench step ups
    • P2 – American Brick Hammers
    • P3 – runs halfway down the lot and back

    COP #7: 

    • Mosey back to the grassy area near the flag and split into two teams for TUG OF WAR
    • Bricks in one hand, rope in the other
    • Team Mudslide with 7 adults beats Team House Party with 6 adults and 2 kids, x10 Mericans for the Winners, x5 Burpees for the losers
    • Same teams, switch hands …same result and mericans/burpees awarded again …kids defect to the winning team and State Farm comes over to Team House Party
    • Round 3 with the same result, darn that Mudslide anchor! Apparently SF isn’t the magic sauce. 

    COP #8:

    • Mosey back over to the big lot for a few rounds of COUPON 50’s
    • x20 reps Corner 1, then x15 at #2, then x10 at #3, and x5 at #4 = total of 50 reps
    • Round 1 – WWII’s
    • Round 2 – Jump Squats
    • Round 3 – Brick Slide Mericans (like HRM’s except you slide the bricks out and back when all the way down)

    Mosey BTTF:

    • Return bricks to truck
    • Plankorama de ROSIE

    COT:

    • Counterama # 15
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • YHC took the PAX out in Prayer

    #SOJ  !!WHUA WHUA!!

    NMS:  Anytime the beatdown has EIGHT different COP’s and you’re carrying coupons for the entire hour, you know your ridin’ the DTH pain train! TClaps to the 2.0’s and FNG’s conquering this today, and respect to all you guys posting in the elements – JUST the way F3 should be! Hey fellas, guess what, your kid doesn’t have to wait for a School of Rock to post for a beatdown – let’s get the 2.0’s out in the gloom more often! Solid work from RC getting TWO FNG’s out today! Jim is an ex-STPT guy and enjoys woodworking – hence GEPPETTO. Harrison is a former Eagle Scout, hence BROWNIE. Also he and Heist had a funky small-world moment as they locked eyes and knew one another from Boy Scouts Troop Number ###. As always, appreciate the honor to lead. Yours AYE! DTH

    Announcements (SEE SLACK!)

    • Tuesday CSAUP celebrating State Farm’s 1 year F3versary, starting at 0430 down south at Bermuda Triangle
    • Next Sat, Big Rig is leading a Murph at R&R
    • Memorial Day Monday, 7-8AM CONVERGENCE at Tredegar Iron Works

  • RuckWood

    The dawn mists of Rockwood welcomed 7 ruckers and 2 walkers for an hour of Morning Wood. Mudslide set a brisk pace and seemingly covered every possible trail in the woods while 4 post-GTE HIM’s told war stories. A big welcome back to Speedo! Strong work everyone. Yours, DTH

  • Who doesn’t love a good skinny dip?!

    15 SOJ HIM’s including one FNG (who was EH’d over the weekend by GTE Cadre Flight Nurse) shook off the weekend soreness at NoToll with a slightly slower paced beatdown, as follows:

    The THANG: 

    WARMERAMA: 

    • Mosey onto the BBall Court and circle up
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • Variable IC Reps to get the muscles warm top to bottom, lots of groaning
    • The number 18 was utilized to honor the 18 RVA PAX who completed GTE #47

    Q-SCHOOL – Part 1:

    • Brief explanation and demonstration of how to call cadence, then FNG Will Myers was invited to Q some reps – which he did admirably (we didn’t know at the time he just got out of the Marine Corps 2 years ago)
    • AAR (After Action Report) was provided by the PAX

    Mosey out to Pay the Toll at the Bridge – questionably dead copperhead in the road – decided to just keep moseying – No Toll today…

    BUDDY LADDER:

    • Partner up in front of the bleachers, complete x10 Buddy WWII’s, P1 runs across field and back, P2 remains for Bleachers Step-ups, then partners complete x9 WWII’s, P2 runs & P1 remains, etc. down to 1.
    • ABC’s for the SIX
    • Circle up in Plank and review the F3 Mission, Credo, and 5CP’s
    • Mosey over to the pavilion

    Q-SCHOOL – Part 2:

    • DTH demonstrates calling x18 squats IC
    • BROMANCE invited to take the Q, and guided to lead the PAX in Merkins then in Arm Circles
    • AAR provided – he’s a natural and will do his VQ very soon!

    CATCH ME IF YOU CAN:

    • Partner up
    • P1 lunges, P2 does x5 Mericans then bear crawls to catch ip and switch
    • Circumnavigate the pavilion

    1/2 CAPTAIN THOR:

    • 1:4 of WWII and Am.Hammers
    • Reps up to 5:20

    Mosey BTTF for COT:

    • Counterama # 15
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • YHC took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  There were a good number of our GTE graduates in attendance today, all of us walking and moving a bit stiffly, but the reps got everyone limbered up OK. A big welcome to SKINNY DIP, who was EH’d by the GTE Cadre over the weekend. He’s a couple years out of the Marine Corps and spoke candidly that he hadn’t felt this brotherly camaraderie since being with his USMC brothers, and had been missing sorely. He had a great story of being a competitive swimmer and forgetting to tie his suit before leaping into a college pool in front of thousands of spectators – and having to get out of the pool totally naked, on film, etc. Well, we are honored to have you in our PAX and you did an AWESOME job on the QSchool challenge. Just do all the guys a favor and keep your suit on! 🙂 Bromance equally shined on calling cadence and plans to do his VQ in the next few weeks! SOJ is on FIRE and we’re not anywhere close to slowing down. LET’S GO!!! ~DTH

    Announcements (SEE SLACK!)

    • Friday PM Machismo hosting a BYO firepit debrief for all the GTE guys to share war stories
    • Next Tuesday (5/14) all of SOJ invited to DTH’s house for a 2nd F patio party

    Prayer Requests:

    • Scram’s mom in hospice
    • Chaplain’s shoulder healing
    • NTB alone weekends this month
    • Doozy’s daughter travel safety

  • The GTE Ghost Haunts WestHo

    Nothing shakes a handsnake like the haunting groans of jorts-sporting ruckers handling huge wood. But by the size of his own tent party it was clear Handshake enjoyed every second of this morning’s SOJ/GTE Ghost Flag takeover. A new record was set as 25 HIM’s descended on First Watch, startling a few locals out of their shavasana meditation and tackling the latest GrowRuck Training regimen, as follows:

    The THANG: 

    WARMERAMA: 

    • Mosey loop around the parking lot and circle up (more of a rectangle to fit the small space)
    • Welcome & Disclaimer
    • Variable IC Reps to get the muscles warm top to bottom

    COP #1: 

    • Mosey over to the small park field
    • Circle Up with x12 Ruck-bearing SOJ studs alternating position with the ruckless WestHoians
    • RUCK CAROUSEL
    • Round 1 – Pass the rucks clockwise around the circle, each PAX completing an overhead press of the ruck before passing it to their neighbor
    • Round 2 – Sit down and rucks passed around the circle with each PAX completing a Sit&Press before passing the ruck – all encouraged to complete WWII’s while awaiting a ruck
    • Rucks put back on

    COP #2:

    • Mosey to the Church parking lot where our WestHo brothers were introduced to six of the finest logs in the land
    • Form up in groups of 4, each with a log
    • LUMBERJACK KILODORA
    • While stationary 2 partners hammer out 1000 reps, the other 2 partners shoulder carry the log around the parking lot and back to switch and continue reps
    • x100 Mericans
    • x200 Jump Squats
    • x300 Oblique LBC’s
    • x400 SSH’s

    COP #3:

    • Line up logs spaced out along center line
    • TRIPLE CHECK (same groups)
    • P1 – Standing Lunges
    • P2 – Monkey Humpers
    • P3 – Bear Crawl pushing log across narrow space and back 
    • This did not go as planned with the logs rolling too quickly on the pavement and nobody bear crawling
    • Return logs to trailer

    COP #4:

    • Mosey over to the church’s large brick patio and circle up in Plank
    • Drop to 6” and back up for declaration of each of these – F3 Mission, Credo, 5 Core Principles 
    • Remain in plank for 1:4 Escalator with shoulder taps and mericans – made it up to 4:16 before the Q called quits (50 pounds in the ruck makes these hard and it you can’t Q it, don’t do it!)
    • 1min to Stretch it all out

    COT:

    • Counterama # 25
    • Namerama
    • Announcerama (see Below)
    • YHC took the PAX out in Prayer

    #GTE47 💪 !!WHUA WHUA!! 🔥

    NMS:  Way to go fellas! Many thanks to the First Watch gang being good sports for the Takeover (tip of the cap to our Regional 1st F Q @EFHutton for posting the idea/challenge this month), and thanks to @Handshake giving up his Q. Also TClaps to the SOJ/GTE boys for showing up in numbers and putting out as always. There were hopeful doubts from @Kubota early on that SOJ wouldn’t have enough number to do the takeover, but there was never a doubt in YHC’s mind. In fact, we had a few guys who had originally HC’d unable to come last minute. YHC enjoyed bringing a little GTE training to the West End so more folks could enjoy a taste of what we’ve been doing to prepare for GrowRuck next weekend. Thank you ALL for your support! 💪🔥 Yours, DTH

    Announcements (SEE SLACK!)