Author: NTB

  • Farewell Frisbee

    TWENTY FOUR HIMs gathered on the misty fields of NoToll for YHC’s last Q in RVA before moving west to Charlottesville. The morning was once again 70 and sunny, perfect weather for a friendly game of ultimate. Snuff and Machismo organized very evenly matched squads as the game was back and forth for the full 40 minute contest. Bodies were flying, doinks were a plenty, and the bad guys ended up victorious as the grown boy himself, Rudy, caught the final score as time expired for a final score of 8-7. Despite the loss, this was exactly the type of morning YHC hoped for and the PAX delivered.

    Several post-game accolades were administered after reviewing the tape:
    – Most Strategic: Doner Kebab
    – Highest Time of Possession: Snip
    – Best Trash Talk: Orange Crush
    – Most Likely To Not Take Their Own Advice: DTH
    – Best Use of the Hips : Fandango
    – Surprise Ringer: Destiny’s Child
    – Tallest: Machismo

    Announcements:
    – Ultimate Rd. 2 – Boys of Summer Series – Timberwolf on Thursday
    – Memorial Day Convergence @ Dogpile

    Prayer Requests:
    – Praise that Wildcat’s M is doing well after surprise procedure and continued prayer’s for her recovery.

    YHC is extremely grateful to conclude my time in RVA back where it all began. I look forward to the next time!

    – Humbly, NTB

  • Back On the Ruck Train

    The cure for a couple weeks of light attendance? Throw your name on the Q sheet! YHC had the pleasure of leading five PAX through the mean streets of Bon Air for a 3.5mile ruck this morning. We stomped through some familiar streets, behind a couple of schools, and right past Casa de Snuff, all the while talking life, new babies, and emotional intelligence.

    We made it back to the flag with five minutes to spare so we worked in a few rounds of ab exercises and ruck farmers carry.

    Announcements:
    – DTH 500th Q TOMORROW – THE FORGE
    – GrowRuck – September – Leesburg, VA

    Prayer Requests:
    – Rodeo Clown’s brother discovered a blockage in his artery.
    – NTB’s cousin navigating pre-term labor.
    – L Wood’s Baby Gia coming up on the first month of life.

  • Redneck Santa Ruck

    NINE noble nomads gathered for a weekly ruck around Bon Air. YHC wanted to introduce a new challenge to the PAX to find ways to test our readiness and adaptability. To mild success and acceptance, the PAX took turns carrying their ruck in a garbage bag slung over their rather than neatly buckled around their shoulders. Roughly 3.25mi later we returned safely to the flag for COT and Coffeeteria where we discussed a Harvard article about friendship and community. All men present agreed that friendships are difficult the older we get, but essential to flourishing, therefore we should all continue to give this gift of F3 away!

    Announcements:

    • May 16th: NTB farewell potluck

    Prayer Requests:

    • Dr Try Hard missions trip to Nicaragua 4/17-4/24.
    • L Woods’ family welcoming baby Gia to the world!

  • Divorce Lawyers with Merch

    A fabulous five took a break from their typical Olympic gymnastics training to don their rucks for another round of Ruckhenge! As we began our journey we were overtaken by YHC’s coworker who opted to continue her run rather than stop and listen to a bunch of dudes talk about aliens, middle fingers, and all the other crazy things the kids learn in second grade these days. We kept the route flat and fast as we trekked approximately a three mile loop around Stony Point mall. Great conversation was had by all, several of the world’s problems were solved, but alas nobody wrote anything down of merit.

    Back to the flag with the same crew that started the morning where we definitely answered the question, “do you have to get divorced to receive a Brooks and Baez sweatshirt?”…yes. A serious auto accident also qualifies.

  • Everyone’s Favorite Pyramid Scheme

    Seven swingers and one walker gathered on this fine morning for the latest edition of Huge Bells! The following is what allegedly happened.

    We started with a mosey down the hill to the tennis courts for disclaimers and warmarama, then ventured over to the finest turf on the southside for the main event.

    COP #1: Pyramid Schemes
    Every movement was 10 reps and every new yard marker leading up to the 50 added a movement. Then we worked the scheme in reverse to the opposite goal line.

    • GL: Swings
    • 10yd: Swings, Squats
    • 20yd: Swings, Squats, Merkins
    • 30yd: Swings, Squats, Merkins, RDLs
    • 40yd: Swings, Squats, Merkins, RDLs, High Pulls
    • 50yd: Swings, Squats, Merkins, RDLs, High Pulls, OH Press
    • 40yd-GL: Descend the pyramid
    • 110 swings, 90 Squats, 70 Merkins, 50 RDLs (Ea. Leg), 30 High Pulls, 10 OH Press

    COP #2: Ab Mary
    While we recovered from climbing the pyramid we each selected a 20 count exercise to perform before heading back towards the flag.

    COP #3: Partner Farmer Carry
    Two pairs and a group of 3 then made their way up the hill to the flag where partner 1 farmer carried both KBs while partner 2 ran ahead to the next light pole and back to switch roles. The PAX made it up the hill with a couple minutes to spare and a lone House Party charging up the hill returning from his track laps.

    Plank it up while HP returns to the flag, but what’s this?? House Party isn’t returning to the flag but continuing on his walk! The PAX was stunned with dispair as the planking continued but only for a moment as YHC called time.

    Announcements:
    – Sign up for GrowRuck 74 in September.
    – Plenty of OTB, 2nd F, and 3rd F opportunities will start to emerge with the arrival of warmer weather. Keep an eye on slack.

    Prayer Requests:
    – YHC took us out and lifted up church friend Toby as he is looking for a new job.

  • Make Einstein’s Great Again

    A magnificent seven stomped through the damp trails of Larus park and up into the northern neighborhoods for nearly a 3.5mile loop. Packs weighed in anywhere between 30-50lbs.

    YHC posed the following two questions to the PAX for our ruck and coffeerama:

    1. What trait from your family’s past are you determined to stop?
    2. What positive habit or trait are you determined to start and pass on to your kids?

    The PAX brought it with their answers. YHC has definitely noticed deeper levels of sharing and support with one another since the AO started, for which I am very grateful.

    YHC was also very pleased to see that Einstein Bagel has embraced the MEGA movement and is committed to once again opening on time. Next step, have bagels made on time.

    Announcements:

    1. March 7th – Service opportunity and OTB ruck. Contact L Woods or DTH for details.
    2. GROWRUCK Blue Ridge – September – Early bird pricing ends 2/28.
    3. YHC took us out, grateful that we have a community where men of all backgrounds can belong and be known.

  • What’s Up Dog?

    YHC ruined a great joke by Snuff this morning at coffeerama, but before that the following may have occurred…

    Warmarama started with a mosey to the large parking lot to start warming up on this frosty morning. Following a series of IC movements and stretches we searched behind the dumpster enclosure for our beloved coupons. The PAX were stunned and majorly disappointed to discover that the coupons were gone. Nonetheless, we press on.

    COP 1 – Quarter Pounder at the Soccer Field

    • 25 yds – 25 merkins – bernie back
    • 50 yds – 50 squats – bernie
    • 75yds – 75 plank jacks – bernie
    • 100yds – 100 SSH – bernie

    COP 2 – Inchworm March

    Partner A started traveling around the perimeter of the soccer field at an agonizingly slow pace as we because we traveled via inch-worm merkin. Partner B hit 5 burpees, 10 WWIIs, and 15 crunchy frogs in the middle of the field and then ran to tag out his partner. We made it 1/3 of the way around the field before YHC put an end to the inching madness. The PAX lunge-walked the rest of the field and then moseyed back to the flag for the final 10 minutes.

    COP 3: Bear Crawl Suicides

    Partner A held canoe on the basketball court baseline while Partner B bear-crawled to the free-throw line and back. Partners swapped back and forth until the full court was covered. Time called right at 6:15!

    Announcements:

    • Frozen Triangle 2/7 – run and ruck options
    • Breaking Bread the last weekend of every month. Sign up on the Q sheet.

    Prayer Requests:

    • Prayer for the friends and coworkers who have recently lost loved-ones.
    • YHC took us out.

  • Hey! This is kinda like Old Glory…

    Ten manly men met in the crisp morning air for an NTB kettlebell beatdown. Inspired by the recent string of AMRAPs, YHC wanted to find a way to keep our bodies (and bells) in constant motion. The following ensued.

    Warmarama
    – Light mosey to review the pre-planned course and the four working stations.
    – Merkins, dead-man hang, Fudd’s wife, Wilson’s wife, runner’s lunge… seemed like enough.

    Glory Bell
    – 35min AMRAP – Start at the Flag
    – Station 1: 25 KB Swings then ascend Mt. Chaplain
    – Station 2: 20 Goblet Squats then ascend Mt. Chaplain
    – Station 3: 10ea. Single-Arm OH Press then ascend Mt. Chaplain
    – Station 4: 300ft Farmer Carry back to the flag for 12 two-count American Hammers
    – Track the number of rounds completed.
    – The bell/coupon cannot touch the ground while completing the circuit, only in between rounds.

    NMS: Great work by the fellas today! I was challenged to not get lapped by L Woods, Snip, and Tin Man and narrowly escaped. Great to see Bru out for his first beatdown of 2026. Some of the PAX referred to today’s beatdown as “Glory Bell”, which will be submitted to the Committee for approval once all of the paperwork is compiled. Thanks as always to Snuff for providing the warm coffee.

    Announcements/Prayer Requests:
    – Daily Pull-Up Challenge is well underway, now in week 3.
    – Frozen Triangle 10miler – February 7th
    – YHC took us out.

  • Focus on Evolution

    A group of 10 HIMs gathered at Ruckhenge on this pleasantly cool morning to kickoff the New Year. With the New Year brings new territory on the map as we hustled our way over to Fisher Elementary to explore the grounds. At the soccer fields we “lost” Dealer and Snip to injury, giving the PAX a chance to practice our casualty carries. We then returned back to the flag for coffeerama at Einstein Bagel. Today’s discussion topic centered around how we have individually evolved from the time we were 26 years old, and some great stories were shared around the table.

    Always an honor to lead the group!

    Announcements:
    – Clean-up day at Rock-n-Roll in the works for 1/10 but may be postponed due to weather.
    – Frozen Triangle coming in early-February. Check Slack for details and sign-up!
    – Happy 50th birthday to our man Bone Thugz!

    YHC took us out in prayer, lifting up Thugz’ kids.

  • A Double Helping of Beatdown

    Knowing the next few days will bring double portions of Christmas ham and hot cocoa, YHC opted for a double-helping of beatdown with the Carpex PAX this morning.

    0500-0545 – AO: “005” – PAX: 7

    WARMUP: Mosey around the park to the kiosk taking the long way

    THE THANG: Group chases 1 pax around the 4 corners of the field (only one to get caught by the group was Ma Bell (Cumming)): 

    Corner 1: 20 count LBCs

    Corner 2: 10 jump squats

    Corner 3: 20 wide grip merkins

    Corner 4: 10 lunges each leg

    0545-0615 – AO: “Shakin-Not-Stirred” – PAX: 23

    WARMUP: #ao-wed-005

    THE THANG:

    Christmas Eve is the big deal in Poland. So YHC shared a set of Polish traditions starting off with watching for the first star of the evening (Star Jumps) and recognition that it’s the Angel, not Kris Kringle, who brings the gifts in Poland. 

    Thang 1: 12 course meal of 12x rock exercises / 12 squats / shuttle run

    We usually leave an extra spot at dinner so 12 rock burpees for that little bit extra. 

    Thang 2: after dinner we open presents. So my present to the pax is 12 burpees 

    Thang 3: midnight mass after dinner and gifts. Lots of time on knees so we did a set of Jack Webbs back at the flag. 

    MARY: nope 

    ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence NYE

    COT: Prayers for travelers; spoken and unspoken; healing; Nature Boy 

    Merry Christmas Eve all!