Author: Last Call

  • No Take Backs

    14 able bodied, hip thrusting construction workers assembled at No Toll to pass the flaming hot potato around to see what mash ups could be created. Conditions were ideal for the pumpkin spice season. With watches close enough in sync, off we go. This how things went down.

    Last Call Q: Mosey to the main parking lot for welcome, introductions, disclaimers and warm ups that included SSH’s, Imperial Walkers, Helis, Deadman Hang, DQ’s, Dead Man Hang, Merkins, LBC’s, and Freddies. Mosey to the far edge of the parking lot for triple check. Timer runs 2 islands, exercises were curb crawls and pole smokers. Q is passed..

    Bromance Q: With attention to detail Q noticed 4 light poles surrounding the lot. 5 merkins at each pole with various methods to travel to each pole including Bernies, Karaoke, Mosey, etc. One round was enough. Q is passed…

    Last Call Q: Pass the Q….

    Snuff Q: Mosey back to the playground under construction to collect cones or construction barrels. Indigenous peoples run while farmer carrying your item. Route when back thru the parking lot and back to the playground. Take the orange prop and perform 30 WWII’s follow by 30 Bobby Conies. Much fun was had. Time to pass the Q….

    L Woods Q: Restore your prop to its original location mosey back to the parking lot with a brief stop at the bridge to pay the toll with dips and elevated merkins. Continue the mosey for Cocaine Bears. Bearcrawl across the parking lot stopping at each line for 1 merkin. Its a big parking lot. Pass the Q…

    Last Call Q: Pass the Q…

    Dealer Q: Mosey over the field. Partner up for Semi Dora. Timer runs across the field and back. 100 Dips, 200 2 count flutters. Pass the Q..

    Last Call Q: MBTTVF. Pass the Q…

    Snuff Q: Before reaching the flag. Stop off at our favorite props of cones and barrels for 40 Alabama Cone Dates. With great satisfaction and relief Q is passed…

    Last Call Q: AG for 30 seconds. Names, Numbers, Announcements, Prayers. Wedding Singer took us out.

    Announcements; Sober October is still happening. Support those that need it and could not be with us today.

    NMS: With vacancy on the Q sheet yesterday, YHC was fearful of a Doozy Q or other vicious beatdown, so took it with thoughts of spreading the Q to others that have not Q’d recently. Great variety but multiple trips to and from the parking lot, left YHC feeling like it was a Doozy Q. Alabama Conies are much preferred to Mankillers. Great mumble chatter and laughs were had, especially with Snuffs favorite props. Well done fellas. Always good starting the day off in this great company.

  • Broga Breeze

    A welcome pack of 4 could not sleep in anticipation of the predawn group broga activities that awaited them this morning. The conditions ideal with a fine mist to compliment the starry sky. Shoulders, back, hammys, quads, calves and glutes were emphasized this morning. Extended shavasana is always a welcome call.

    After a brief hiatus due to various weather conditions and the warm embrace of the fartsack, YHC took the opportunity to get back in the grove with ideal conditions. Some field prep was required but good times were had by most. Thank you fellas for joining.

  • Twin Team Lounge

    Eight Cardholding SOJ Elites, donning their finest gold chains, tipped the bouncers to elude the velvet rope and enter into the newest morning establishment. Chicken Nuggets were served up hot with all the fixings. Here is how things went down.

    Quick loop around to the bus loop for introductions and disclaimers. Warm ups included SSH’s followed by Helis, Jazzercise, DQ’s, Dead Man Hang, Ukrainian Soldiers, and Imperial Walkers, all in quality conversation.

    Mosey over to the blacktop. 7 of diamonds was the game of the day to everyone’s enjoyment. 7 HR merkins, 14 squats, 21 WWII’s, 28 Arm Circles, 21 Lunges, 14 American Hammers, 7 Merkins.

    Still a bit of time of the clock. PAX moseys over to the wall for Peoples Chair. Timer bear crawls or lunges across the black top and runs to the end of the line Indigenous People style. Continues until time is called. BTTVF.

    Numbers, Names, Prayers, Announcements, YHC took us out.

    Prayers to those affected by the overnight storm in Florida & Georgia. Prayers for Gumbo and his family, along with Fudd and his sister.

    NMS: YHC was in the mood for a less running intensive beatdown after numerous weeks with off campus jaunts. In the huddle OC announced the arrival of the Twin Team Lounge vibe to perfectly describe the casual nature of this Friday AO. Always a quality beatdown with better conversations had. Thank you Gents for the opportunity together with you fellas. Great way to finish a tough week and start the weekend. Doublemint will be taking up residency at Starbucks all morning. Feel free to go by and say hello.

  • Ordered Way Too Much

    A Bakers Dozen of F3RVA’s finest doughnuts came out hot and ready for the inviting conditions awaiting this SOJ beatdown. Machismo arrived in his newly purchased Gumbomobile, complete with F3 stickers and sweat rings on the seats. Off we go.

    Slaughter start with some hill work. Bearcrawl up the hills, lunge across the top, Crawlbear down the hills.

    Mosey to the bus circle for introductions and warm ups that included DQ’s, Helis, Jazzercise, Ukrainian Soldiers, Merkins, LBC’s, Suzanne Summers left, Reverse Crunch, Suzanne Summers right, Dead Bugs.

    Find yourself a couple friends for a triple check. Timer runs the loop, HR Merkins and various Wall Exercises (Balls to the Wall/Donkey Kicks/Peoples Chair).

    Mosey over to the hill for Clockwork Merkins.

    Mosey down to the amphitheater for 11’s. 10 crunchy frogs at the bottom. Box Jump/Lunge to the top for 1 incline merkin, return to the bottom and continue 9/2, 8/3, 7/4…… Plank work for the 6.

    Mosey to the loading dock and find a partner. Love Hill back up to Forest Hill (or most of the way). Timer runs a distance and returns to find his partner bearcrawling for round 1, lunging for round 2, and broad jump burpees for round 3. 5 booyah merkins at each exchange.

    Mosey up to the sidewalk along Forest Hill mosey BTTVF performing 2 burpees at every other light post. Time caught up with us so just Mosey BTTVF.

    Numbers/Names/Announcements – Convergence Weekend coming up – see slack to fulfill all your F3 desires. YHC took us out.

    Naked Moleskin: Great work this morning fellas with a strong turnout. YHC forgot that he signed up for the Q until receiving Snuff preblast late in the evening. My eyes were bigger than my stomach on this occasion as YHC was all over the place on the fly. Thank you for your patience and willingness to roll with YHC. Great to have some travelers from the south up for a visit. Welcome Sawzall, a frequent RVA visitor that started F3 in January and has already hit his 200 post for the year. Couple of VQ’s coming up with Snip taking the lead at the Forge and Sin Bin at No Toll. Exciting times. Great mumble chatter as always and great work today. Thank you for the opportunity to lead. SYITG.

  • Tempting Offer

    A trio of Brogiis were tempted by the offer of pounding pavement for 30 minutes but to avail. Some consideration was had, but the allure of soothing Shavasana tones were too strong for this group on this day. Hips, shoulders and hammys were emphasized this morning. Back and glutes were not ignored followed by a very relaxing meditation/slumber at the conclusion. Some mumble chatter could be heard over the coyotes howl. Great work gents.

  • However you want to do it

    5 of F3RVA’s finest looking chaps and 2 not so much (you know where you stand) enjoyed the welcome abodes and comradery that the brisk fall Tuckahoe weather to see what was in store. A few early risers took part in running or stretching prior but this how the meat and potatoes of the beatdown went down.

    Mosey to the church patio for introductions and disclaimers. Warm ups included Invisible Jump Rope, Jazzercise (with flair for some), Arm Circles, Reverso, Quick Tempo Merkins, Suzanne Summers left, LBC’s, Suzanne Summers right, Dying Bedbugs/Cockroaches, followed by a bit of stretching. All seem loose and ready to get cooking.

    Mosey down River to Country Squire. Brocode Mailboxes for all. Perform 10 hand release merkins at each mailbox on the left, 10 WWII’s at each mailbox on the left. 5 burpees performed at the For Sale sign. Continue down Ridge to Overlook. Partner up for Love Hill. Timer runs to top of the hill and returns. Exercises were walking lunges, Broad Jump Herpes, Bear Crawl. Skip/Glide back down to Ridge. (Try to stay on the road if you can).

    Keep your partners or find new ones for more Love Hill action back up Ridge. Timer runs to closest intersection while exercises include Lt. Dans, Bernie Sanders and Lunges.

    At the base of the triangle partner up for a triple check. Timer skips to the light and jogs back. LBC’s and Carolina Dry Docks. 2 rounds completed before time to get BTTVF.

    Dead Man Hang Ring of Fire for 1 minute. Numbers, Names, Prayers, Announcements (see Slack). YHC took us out.

    NMS: The bat signal went out yesterday for a worthy Q. No one answered so you got stuck with YHC. There was talk of hitting the taint but YHC thought the better to ease the running and enjoy ample mumble chatter. Highly recommend skipping be a part of future workouts to release the flamboyant nature of each individual to the PAX. Great work today fellas. Thank you for the opportunity to lead on a perfect morning.

  • Conversation Kettlebells

    A fine looking group of six southern gentlemen came out to throw the iron around this morning. YHC announced no counting will be used in the forthcoming workout, all in conversation at your own pace. Here is how things went.

    Mosey to the blacktop for welcomes, introductions and disclaimers. Warmups included Helis, DQ’s, Deadman Hang, Imperial Walkers, Ukrainian Soldiers, HR Merkins, LBCs, with some broga mixed in. Mosey back around the building to collect our heavy bells and proceed to the school entrance.

    Circle Jerk with KB. YHC calls out an exercise while timer runs the loop and some. Exercises included a variety of KB infused motions. Continue for 2 rounds.

    Mosey to the parking lot with weights. Lunge walk thru the parking lot stopping at each line for crane pose (KB to the ground, extend leg behind). Alternate legs/arms. On the return trip, lunge walk with deep squats at each line.

    Partner up for more timing exercises. Partner runs the circle, while KB exercises are performed for 3 rounds.

    Mosey back to the benches for dips, incline merkins and step ups. BTTVF flag for stretching. Numbers, Names, Announcements. YHC took us out.

    Given that it was the end of a long week, YHC was ready for a relaxing, stationary beatdown. Opening at TT was available for perfect environment to achieve this desire. House Party and Chaplain performed a prelaunch run to get the blood flowing, well done fellas. Great mumble chatter in which all the worlds problems were solved and forgotten. Great work fellas. Appreciate the opportunity to lead such a fine group of fellas.

  • Watering the Bushes

    A pair of Broga regulars avoided the temptation of a prebeatdown run with Splinter in favor of a limbersome beatdown in the shadows of the church steeple. Shoulders, back, hammys, hips and glutes were the locations of emphasis. Nice discussion regarding international travel and conversation avoidance with the general public. Great start to a quality Upchuck beatdown.

  • Time Standing Still

    A whopping 17 of RVA’s finest and best looking lads took to the streets of Tuckahoe to analyze the effects of the evening summer squall. On the guest list today was 2 out of town visitors from across the country to witness firsthand what YHC had planned. Let us begin..

    Mosey to the church parking lot to comment on the newly installed fire hydrant and island for protection. Circle up for introductions and disclaimers. Warm ups included SSH’s, Deadman Hang, Jazzercise, DQ’s, Helis, LBC’s, Suzanne Summers left, Freddie Mercuries, Suzanne Summers right & Hello Dollies. All is right with the world, so let the beatdown commence..

    Mosey to the executive church parking lot to the pile of coupons. Split off into numerous groups of 3 (or round up if needed) for Triple Check. Round 1 included Wiper Merkins on the coupons, WWII’s, while timer runs the loop. Round 2 included Curls for the Gurls, Mountain Climbers, while timer runs the loop in the opposite direction. Return the coupons to their woody abode and mosey to the bank lot…

    4 Corners. Bear Crawl to 1st corner, 10 merkins. Lunge to 2nd corner, 20 Squats. Bear crawl to the 3rd corner, 30 WWII’s. Lunge to the 4th corner, 40 Monkey Humpers. Car enters the parking lot, so out we go like a thief in the dawn.

    Mosey back to the school past the downed limb to the Wall o Pain. Triple Check again to eat some clock. Dirty Hook ups, Peoples Chair, Timer runs the bus loop. Mosey to the green grass for some quick mary on your 6. Time is called.

    Announcements – Congrats to Bodos and Oyster on their Pickle Victory over the weekend. New AO holding Labor Day Convergence and being launched near Short Pump by Whitesnake, see slack for deets. Welcome to our out of town Travelers Salt Lick (F3 Lubbock) and Rep Sleepy (F3 Smokies), both in town this week for work with the anticipation to hit other AO’s.

    YHC took us out.

    NMS: Phenomenal turnout this morning for perfect conditions. YHC wanted to put a brief stop to all the running the AO has done lately. No better way to take the Q and reintroduce the coupons. Great mumble chatter about weekend excursions and the highly anticipated start of school. Hopefully power is restored to those affected by the recent storm. Thank you gents for the opportunity to lead. Great work fellas.

  • Just Here For the Broga

    A fine looking group of 3 insomniacs met earlier than most for a loosening of various body parts and relaxation of others. As advertised, conditions were ideal for working of glutes, back, shoulders, hips and hammys. Happy endings with a relaxing shavasana. Seems EF Hutton was making a pitstop while passing thru on his summer tour adventures. Safe travels.