Author: Splinter

  • TYA – 0, Splinter – 2

    Seven + 2 + 1 RAMMers + RAMMGearsers + massively LIFO Bodos, gathered under the moonlight for this morning’s iteration of RAMM. No one signed up so YHC came up with a quick route while “preparing” for the run this AM. Gumbo attempted to suggest a repeat of Sippy’s 50th run from last week so we could see the route this time. YHC suggested a flatter route. Everyone rejoiced.

    The Route

    • East on Grove to North on Hamilton
    • Turn left (see below)
    • Left on Lafayette, right on Grove
    • Right on Antrim, turn left
    • Left on Sauer, right on Grove
    • Right on Commonwealth, turn left
    • Left on Westmoreland BTTVSF

    4s were supposed to turn left at W Franklin. 5s turned at monument. No 6s today.

    Numbers, names, announcements, Chippendale took us out.

    Moleskine

    Time for a little history lesson. Back in the early years of F3RVA lore, there existed a man, brimming with confidence at every turn. Some may say it was overconfidence, some would simply say it was his Massachusetts shining through. Regardless, confidence erupted on every opportunity to demonstrate his skill and knowledge.

    Until that fateful day in November 2019, during the perennial stupidity challenge that was Merkin November. YHC had educated the PAX on Carl Guass’ famous formula a few years back. In fact, it was YHCs second week as a PAX member when that golden nugget was shared with DK on the instant messaging platform for Dominion Energy.

    That wonderful day in November, there was a legendary exchange between TYA and YHC. YHC had the Q, and proceeded to run up a bunch of merkins in a pattern that was conducive to young Carl Guass + a few extras. As we gathered for COP, the confident gentleman from the north proclaimed to the PAX that he knew how many merkins were performed that day. YHC, trying not to call out a fellow PAX member when they may be at their weakest point, simply offered that TYA rethink his calculation. After his recognition of his mistake, TYA acknowledged and slowly walked away. The backblast has it all.

    That leads us to today. While driving east on Cary towards RAMM this morning, YHC couldn’t help but notice the crescent moon and a vibrant bright star directly beside the moon. Upon TYAs arrival to the AO, YHC suggested that it was likely Venus up by the moon. TYA quickly replied, “Saturn. The radio said Saturn is the closest it has been, so it’s bright in the sky.” Hmmm, YHC expressed.

    Meanwhile, the second of today’s RAMMGear heads arrived with his normal jovial self. No Tools wheeled up as we were talking and immediately declared, “Venus!” Once again, TYA quietly but confidently suggested it was Saturn. Not even after No Tools suggested “Venus is the bright morning star” did TYA back down.

    So, YHC went along his way and described the routes above and off we went.

    Every time we went north on a road today, YHC gazed up at the moon and couldn’t help but wonder who was right? YHC is no astronomer but does spend a lot of time looking at the stars. Could TYA be right this time? If only there were a way to tell…

    Post run, YHC was walking to his car and saw the crescent moon, and that silly planet once again. YHC whipped out his cell phone from the car, popped open the SkyView app (free version), and pointed it at the night sky.

    To my surprise, what did my trusty free celestial app tell me? Why it told me it was Venus, of course!

    Splinter 2. TYA 0.

  • Kicking Frogs

    Four spiderlings waiting as long as possible to disembark from their chariots to hear the concise but clear instructions. 2 launched early (for some reason). Off we went for something like this:

    The Route

    • Batcave to shopping center to westham station
    • West on westham station, north on south ridge to the light and turn around
    • 4s return
    • 5s hit Highland and Old Bridge on the way back for 5.3 total.

    Numbers, names, quick COT to keep the rain off the backs of our necks.

    Moleskine

    Small group today. YHC expected it with a thousand servings of Gumbo happening at NoToll. Plus the weather was a good deterrent.

    Water was pooling today. No matter where we stepped it was there. Sippy kicked a frog mid-hop somehow and YHC barely missed the landing. Lucky for that frog today.

    Great to see Noodles out again. The Kotter committed to Bodo’s and didn’t let the weather scare him away. Come back again. Normally it’s dry at the bottom of the mountain.

    Splinter out.

  • He’s Having a Baby

    Eleven port-o-jon fanatics huddled in our favorite Tuesday morning gathering spot for this 9/9 edition of Spider Run. After warning shots were fired on multiple slack channels yesterday, to minimal grumbling, brief instructions were offered. Only one dissenter today. By all accounts he still had fun.

    The Route

    • West around the baseball field and through New Fraternity Row
    • Supposed to be a right on Ridge Top (which is actually Hampshire right there) but we missed it so we took a right on Shrewsbury, then left on Ridge Top
    • Collect the 6 at Chandler
    • Intervals
    • 2x up Chandler
    • 2x up Ridge Top
    • 2x up Chandler / Gardiner
    • 1x all the way to the top of Chandler
    • Mosey BTTVSF via Gardiner, Wheeler, Hampshire, New Fraternity Row, etc

    Numbers, names, announcements, YHC took us out.

    Announcements

    • Birthday weekend for Sippy. Come to RAMM for promised uncharted territory or DogPile for a celebration.
    • Glad to see TYA back on the bike
    • Prayers for Marv’s dad
    • 9/20 convergence for 11th anniversary

    Moleskine

    Mumblechatter was quite high today as the grouped up format of intervals is conducive for conversation. Someone in the PAX was pleased that the first interval had a blue box. This resulted in a few recovery interval discussions of airtag placement in blue boxes and whether that was a good business model.

    Marv and Bodos brought out the dueling scripture metaphors during COT today. All EF Hutton could come up with was an infection reference.

    Hopefully all that are on the mend recover quickly! SYITG.

    Splinter out.

  • Your Mom Plate Frame

    If you are reading this, you know there is a prank going around. Beware!

  • V02 Max, Christie, and Richmond’s Finest

    Somewhere between 12 and 16 able-bodied pavement warriors gathered in the forbidden parking lot for today’s RAMM/RAMM Gears. The few runners were quickly swarmed by the gears crew prior to launch. Luckily, a few more runners arrived right as we launched so numbers were relatively even.

    Variations of the Clovelly route were called:

    4s:  https://onthegomap.com/s/evbak6d6
    5s:  https://onthegomap.com/s/gfkphqr3
    6s:  https://onthegomap.com/s/3f7djt48

    Fartleks weren’t even discussed.

    Numbers, names, YHC took us out.

    Moleskine

    The runners all remembered that darn goon Clovelly being much longer and deeper than experienced today (here come the jokes). It is still a good alternative offshoot to throw in there from time to time.

    Discussion today centered around blissful colonoscopy naps, what the hell is VO2 Max and it’s theoretical limit, Christie Brinkley’s current status, and whether or not to buy condoms with diapers.

    Great to see Richmond’s finest represented in the Mary parking lot today. Thank you Florence for all that you do!

    Splinter out.

  • Burger Night

    Only one posted for the run but two connected for burger night. After some catching up and sharing stories, Vinny asked if YHC was posting with the boys in the AM. Needing to get some miles in, YHC declined.

    Later last night YHC was surprised with preplanned routes courtesy Vinny. Although he didn’t show, he gets credit for the Q.

    The Route:

    4s: Front nine and back nine.
    5s: front nine, back nine, amen corner.
    6s: front nine, back nine, amen corner, east 9

    YHC chose the 5s route and modified due to the soup.

    Moleskine

    Great catching up with Vinny. Even if by accident and for a few minutes. F3 is good people, in RVA and in Charlottesville.

    Splinter out.

  • Only One More Finger

    Ten Spider regulars plus Roscoe stepped out of their cars only to question if it was a good choice. In the end, it was a good choice.

    The Route

    • West towards and around the baseball field, crossing college and through fraternity row
    • Right on Hampshire then another right on Hampshire to Ridge Top
    • Right on Chandler to the top and back then right on Ridge Top
    • To Patterson then return and right on Durwood Crescent
    • Right on Horsepen to Patterson then return
    • 4s keep going on Horsepen back to the flag
    • 5s/6s turn right on Durwood Crescent
    • Right on Borden to Patterson then return to a right on Durwood Crescent
    • 5s take a left on Westham to Lakewood then back to the flag
    • 6s right on Westham to Patterson and return to a right on Woodberry
    • left on Hollins, left on Baldwin, right on Westham, left on Lakewood then back to the flag

    Make sense? It’s all here:

    4s:  https://onthegomap.com/s/b2ndqcg7
    5s:  https://onthegomap.com/s/2332fflv
    6s:  https://onthegomap.com/s/6p48c6uo

    Numbers (counter clockwise by request), names, and YHC took us out.

    Moleskine

    That’s about as thick as it gets in Richmond. Kudos to my 9 brothers for owning up to the challenge and tackling a very hilly route. Pace was altered accordingly.

    Question of the day is were there any deuces left for Upchuck?

    Splinter out.

  • Hemorrhoid is Still Available

    Sixteen of my gloom brethren gathered for the third day of “it sounds like a good idea to sign up for three days in a row of Qs” Splinter Q. After a few hot brogans moseyed across the street and the stream of cars finally stopped with Hitch coming in hot, off we went for a quick loop around the lot before convening at our normal COP gathering place.

    COP

    • 25x SSH
    • 15x Arm Circles
    • 10x DQs
    • 15x Copperhead Squats
    • 10x Hillbillies
    • 15x LBCs
    • 10x Inverted Scorpion Kicks

    The Thang

    Quick mosey to the back of the church for today’s main festivities. Super 21s was called.

    • 1-5 merkins / squats / box cutters
    • lap around the lot
    • 6-10 werkins / lunges / WWIIs (random burpee thrown in there for the cheaters)
    • lap around the lot clockwise
    • 11-15 diamond merkins / mountain climbers / LBCs
    • lap around the lot
    • 16-20 CDDs / side lunges / HTH (helicopters thrown in there for the cheaters)
    • mosey back to the COP area
    • 21 merkins / squats / box cutters

    BTTVSF for numbers, names, and YHC took us out.

    Moleskine

    YHC missed his anniversary Q a few months ago and contemplated recreated his first workout again. With a few in the PAX ailing and likely unable to run that distance, an audible was called. My inner Chum Bucket was creative last night and I recalled a few Super 21s we did at Punisher that I always hated. Hated because they were hard, got the heart rate up, yet didn’t require a lot of running. Thus Super 21s today. You can all text Chum and thank him.

    Mumblechatter varied today from high school baseball results and discrepancies between single count and double count (where was Upchuck when we needed him). YHC forgot the reference to national corn on the cob day, perhaps Last Call will pay homage soon.

    Coffeeteria was great as always.

    Have a great Wednesday everyone. Welcome to our FNGs. See y’all soon.

    Splinter

  • Those Two Extra Fingers Hurt

    Only 5 takers for Spider Run this morning. One launched early and YHC arrived to nary a soul. Tricklers arrived, first 1-800, then Chippendale, followed by a Hitchhiker in need of some solo meditation. Route was shared and off we went:

    The Route

    https://onthegomap.com/s/ca703s9b

    Numbers, names, and announcements where Hitchhiker unknowingly took us out.

    Announcements

    • Practice patience, kindness, and gratitude with your family

    Moleskine

    Hitchhiker had no time for instructions this morning and went on his merry way. Sometime solitary time is good for the soul and today was Hitch’s opportunity for reflection.

    1-800 seemed to be back in top gear today, powering up those hills with blatant disregard for the humidity in the air. Even with Chippendale and YHC reminding of an impossible pace, he carried on. Thanks for pulling us along today.

    Saab was poked by a bear and decided to launch early and run extra. Even an offer of a ride home was stiff-armed. Must have been still bitter about those two extra fingers at the end.

    Enjoy the day fellas. Splinter out.

  • Handshake Wears a Weighted Vest Under his Shirt

    Nine Tuckahoegeans gathered on the lower pavement for today’s iteration of Hoedown. Some hoped for rolling around in newly laid sod but the PAX went north instead. Short mosey to Trinity for:

    COP

    • 20x SSH
    • 15x Helicopters
    • 15x Copperhead Squats
    • 10x Merkins
    • 10x Inverted Scorpions
    • 15x Freddie Mercuries
    • 10x DQs
    • Probably something else

    The Thang

    No mosey as we were already there to the first small parking lot on TUMC campus. Small 4 corners. 10x Merkins / 20x Jump Squats / 30x LBCs / 40x SSH.

    Mosey 10 feet to the second parking lot for larger 4 corners. 10x HRMs / 20x Squats / 30x Flutters / 40x MCs.

    Mosey another 10 feet to the narrow parking lot in front of the church. Burpee ladder. 10 parking spaces (confirmed by Pigskin and reconfirmed by Garbage Plate). Run to the first, 1 burpee, return for 25 ab exercises. Run to 2nd parking spot, 2 burpees, return for 25 ab exercises. Continue until we hit all 10 parking spaces and 10 rounds of ab exercises (LBCs, Flutters, American Hammers, APDs, something else).

    Dudes run BTTVSF for a quick round of Mary with HTH, WWIIs, Rosalitas.

    Numbers, names, YHC took us out.

    Moleskine

    Solid push by the PAX today. Pucker still hasn’t adapted to the Virginia humidity and his shirt showed it this morning.

    See y’all this week at various places.

    Splinter out.