Author: Swirly (F3 Corporate)

  • WTF! Call 911!

    19 strong gathered for a Dogpile workout Swirly style this morning and here is how it went down…

    Indian Run Mossy to the Carillon – COP ” Helicopters, Windmills, IW’s, Arm Circles, LBC’s Flutter Kicks

    Indian Run to the Rusty Cage : Partner up and grab a sandbag. 5 pull up’s – 5 overhead press with sand bag – 5 sets – 5 jerkins – 5 overhead press with sandbags – 5 sets.

    Indian Run to the Theatre : 5 dips on each step working our way down 18 steps. Back up 5 incline merkins each step 18 steps.

    Indian Run to the second circle : Curb Crawl 1-5 bear crawl merkin crawl bear merkin.

    Burpee shuffle with a twist : 2 pax begin at same time – 5 burpees – pass to the person to their left – around the circle while pax runs in place.

    Hardywood Special : partner up bear crawl to the middle of the circle – 5 booYah merkins – crawl bear back – all the way around circle – while pax does invisible jump rope.

    Spits – Ghost Flag Challenge Beast : 3 teams – Daville – SOJ – West Enders : Beast across the full Carillon field – Burpees – Merkins – Seal Jacks – American Hammers – WW11’s – SSH’s

    Indian Run Mossy back to the flag!

    And here’s the story : YHC pulled up the Dpile @ 5 as it was raining pretty good thinking this is gonna be a wet one  today… The rain however pretty much stayed away as soon as  the pax arrived. Nice little curve ball to start out with the Indian run mossy had some heads turning but we got in the groove… The rusty cage (always a crowd pleaser) mixed with the sandbags made for a good start – great job guys – Sippy Cup was YHC’s partner and he crushed it as usual! The Theatre had a full production about to start kinda vibe going today as we arrived to tackle the steps but no  stage entertainment was to be found do to the weather and or the early hour however there was plenty of entertainment on the steps as the pax bitched and moaned about their arms… Spit crushed the dips – Gumbo and Two can crushed the incline merkins on the way back up! The Burpee shuffle with a twist had the pax hollering and cheering each other on – Halfpipe killed that thing baby I know papa Hardywood was proud! The Hardywood special booYah merkins almost was derailed because Honeydo (YHC”s partner) tried to begin the booYah merkins with his left hand ???? Dude what the hell ??? Anyway he pulled it together and all was well after that 🙂

    Please allow YHC to now explain the shift in the Q at the end. Normally you don;t take the Quarterback out at this stage in the game but Spit had sent in a special request to corporate yesterday asking if he could have 10 min of YHC’s Q.. YHC told him he could not promise it but that he would certainly try to make it happen… Those of you that know me know I love to Q – YHC has been known to take a hot potato Q and not share (I apologize for that fella’s – just got excited) 🙂 Anyway although YHC would normally never give any time of his Q up – this special request by Spit had merit – The Ghost Flag was on the line. There was going to be a relay – some competition – and YHC’s is all about some of  tha baby… The pax had no idea YHC was passing the ball to Spit so when that was announced Rosie ran directly over to YHC and said Swirly dude are you ok ??? Jeez I was about to dial 911 – WTF??? Yep Swirly was good a disclaimer was made and the race began. I am happy to report that SOJ was the winner and now retains the ghost flag. Hardywood, HalfPipe, Rosie, Gumbo, Binford – way to go dudes !!! Can’t wait to see who takes the flag next. Great job Spit way to keep this alive man…

    As we gathered around the flags at the end of the workout Fuddski noticed that the Ghost Flag was bent. YHC told Fudd that Circle K had already put out a statement regarding the fact that there might have been a few Cold Beers drunk during construction of the flag so it is what it is …….. Also SOJ team had their pic taken with the flag and some how Fuudski – (who is on the west enders team made it in the shot – dude really )??

    Announcements were made : Lot’s happening in Sept. BRR (42days) Reese Strong and Crab Picking – 16th Convergence 30th  . Hardywood is working with a group in town that helps folks start businesses – he has a particular person he is working with who is going to be doing breakfast catering – get with Hardywood if you/ your company has interest in helping this person get going by scheduling them for an event or meeting.

    EF Hutton took us out with a good prayer to send us all off into the weekend

    ET’s as always was great – it was weird to only have 19 @ Dogpile today – lot’s of guys out of town – but the small group made it happen today – well done guys – it was a pleasure to lead this morning.

  • Marv’s last walk to RAMM

    On Friday July 21 Marv walked for the last time to Ramm – and no one has heard from him since… I believe he is in the process of a move to a temporary home  while he awaits his new  house to be finished. Word is it will be ready on Thanksgiving – (BT said of what year) …. He is just kidding of course – it’s looking good Marv… Anyway – hope the move is going well Marv.  Marv is famous for a few things – allow me to list a few : His golden broadcaster voice – prayers, running, skunk shoes, VCU, writing excellent BB’s – and not posting BB’s which is why Corporate had to jump in on this one :).

    We ran Monument Ave last Friday – my apologies if I leave any of the pax that were there out – doing my best to remember that day…  But gotta get this posted – Big Data is for real !

  • Swirly Ball

    18 strong – tackled Mary this morning and here is how it went down.

    COP: SSH, Helicopters, Windmills, IW’s, LBC’s APD’s, Flutter Kicks

    Polarbears : Polar bear ( bear crawl every 5 steps Merkin) to the gate – 20 donkey kicks lunge back – plank. Repeat 3 times replace lunge with – Russian Solder – then Karaoke.

    Swirly Ball : Break up into to teams – shirts and skins – 9 on 9 for some back yard football – Swirly style… Offense has 4 downs to make it to the end zone. Receivers are allowed to throw the ball in any direction after they catch it to keep the play alive before they are tagged. Defense has to do 5 merkins for every offensive completion – offense has to do 5 merkins for every dropped pass. Turn over on downs – 10 merkins – interception 10 merkins Touchdown defense has to do 20 partner leg toss.

    Highlights : YHC has been wanting to bring out Swirly ball for a while just to change things up a bit. YHC always enjoys the Q’s that involve games or the pax playing around in the grass/mud like a bunch of boys. As the pax gathered this morning YHC was discussing with Bleeder that if there not enough guys showing up YHC would adjust the game plan. During the polarbears Bleeder announced to YHC (Hey dude you know we got 18) 18 was YHC’s minimum number for Swirly ball – therefore it was time to play ! We mossyed on over to the field and broke up into teams shirts and skins… The shirts had a slight advantage cause the field/ball was really wet… Anyway here are the highlights of the game: First Freaken play – Long Bomb – Marv to Grunt TD! and just like that the skins were doing partner leg toss… YHC thought wow my kid is fast and where the hell is the safety all at the same time – but whatever time to regroup … The game was tight for the rest of the time period – both teams moved the ball but no other TD’s were scored – Yep a 7-0 game ( we all did lot’s of running and merkins) . There are some outstanding plays/player awards YHC needs to report. The play of the game was the hail mary pass Marv to Grunt (however after further review the offense was off sides so the TD is called back – (Just Kidding)..  Pele gets the big hit of the game – Pele playing the middle line backer position  freaken leveled Ronnie – Ronnie made a hell of a catch but just as he did Pele put his ass on the ground – Boom! Viral ans Swiper get – best hands award 🙂 just kidding guys I know that ball was slippery Viral – Swiper your drop was pure fear and nobody blames you dude cause Bleeder was coming full speed and was inches away from trucking you – I have know idea how he was able to stop himself but am glad he did cause if he would have hit you at that speed you may have ended up on the tennis courts. Gomer Plyle and Rosie get the tip drill award (that ball YHC threw you two dudes kept alive by tipping it in the air for 5 freaken minutes .. incredible   (The play that almost was)   – YHC 15yard pass to Flipper – Flipdog catches turns and throws a beautiful pass that drops right over the left shoulder of Cottonmouth who was booking down the side line towards the end zone – and aaaaahhhhhh incomplete – son of a bi….&&**% Cottonmouth that would have tied the freaken game man …. Just kidding bro – good try – whatever ….

    The time seemed to fly by today guys – it  was fun pretending to be Southpaw’s age out there today – And great job Southpaw – glad to have you on the skins team dude..  YHC always enjoys leading this great group of men and while this was in no way one of the typical Swirly beatdowns it was a hell of alot of fun ! You can bet YHC will be bringing this back !

    Thanks to Bleeder for taking us out.

    Circle K’s Father’s funeral today @ 3pm Our Lady of Lourdes

    See y’all in the gloom..

  • Circle K

    Circle K

    F3RVA pax:

    Circle K’s father passed away last night. Please keep him and his family in your thoughts and prayers during this difficult time.  Arrangements are as follows : Visitation will be Wed 7/19 @ Blileys Funeral Home on Augusta 6-9pm. Funeral will be @ 3pm Thursday at Our Lady of Lordes .

  • Humidity Hill

    12 strong posted for this mornings WDOG beatdown and here is how it went down!

    COP : SSH, Helicopters, Windmills, squats, Imperial Walkers, LBC’s, APD’s.

    Indian Run Pole Smokers : 5 pole smokers – pax does Flutter Kicks – run to the end.

    Love(Humidity) Hill : Partner up – run  up the hill to the gate and back – exercises – broad jump burpee’s , lunges, polar bears .

    On the Wall : Decline Merkins – crunches – 3 sets of 10.

    Amp Theatre : up the ladder – 5 dips, 5 incline merkins each step = 18 steps

    Burpee Shuffle : 12 burpees while running in place.

    Ring of Fire : 10 merkins while holding plank.

    Indian (Native American) run – back to the flag.

    The skinny…. YHC pulled up @ 5 planted the flag and it was 81 degrees …. Little Humid out there this morning but the pax was ready to roll… Oyster was still sore from Offshore’s beatdown on Monday – Bleeder, Splinter, and YHC were still sweating from Tuesday’s run – Cottonmouth still had his Ravens vest on – dude is giving Wilson and his long sleeves a run for his money … The mumble chatter was not to high during the Indian run Pole Smokers however YHC did hear Two Can say he thought he was breathing water…  The pax crushed the hill and the theatre – and finished up strong with the Indian Run.  YHC was proud of the effort of the pax this morning  cause it was Africa hot and we don;t take any breaks in a Swirly Q.  Speaking of Africa YHC sends his best to our good friend TYA who is down in Africa on vacation 🙂 Be safe down there brother.

    Splinter took us out with a well said prayer and we all went for the towels…..

    Toga’s farewell HDHH is tonight – come on over to The Answer

    See y’all in the gloom…

  • Pipe Loop !

    22 strong posted for Dogpile this morning in the windy gloom and here is how it went down…

    Mossy – Warmup = Arm Circles, Helicopters, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, LBC’s, APD’s Flutter Kicks – curb crawl 1-5.

    Pipe Loop – Partner up – run the loop – 4 exercises = 100 Lt. Dans – 200 Cap Thor’s – 300 Merkins – 400 invisible jump rope .

    lunge up the loop to the break – mossy the rest of the way up to the rusty cage.

    Rusty Cage : 5 chin up -10 American Hammers = 3 sets   –  Jerkin station : 5 Jerkins – 10 WW11 situps = 3 sets.

    Mossy to the Carillon – Ring of Fire = 10 merkins while planking

    Indian Run : 3 lines across field down road – back to the flag.

    The Scoop : YHC arrived at 5AM and planted the Flags for the 6AM beatdown . Yep that’s right an hour early – it’s all about preparation boys !! YHC enjoyed the nice windy gloom while listening to the latest F3RVA podcast (Viral as the special guest – well done dude) and visualized the workout about to take place – yep YHC got a bit of a chub….. The pax rolled in and smiles and laughter filled the air. Great to see Rosie moving around so well – atta baby Rosie – back at it dude ! Wilson was a celebrity guest down in Charlotte this week and he showed those dudes how we role in RVA – well done Wilson – love the Gotee bro – sexy… Hardywood ran to Dogpile – strong buddy – love it! Not sure what the deal is with Circle K but that dude arrived with 5 minutes to spare ??? Wilson called out Mr Roper – saying he will arrive right at the bell and not have his shoes on – nor will he rush to put his shoes on – boom nailed it Wilson… Flipper ran 4 miles all over Dogpile looking for the pax and finally found us at the pipe loop – way to persevere Flipdog!

    The pipe loop was a crowd pleaser – not much mumble chatter – YHC did hear a pax member yell out Swilry is the Q you love to hate – I God why did I come – and seriously I may puke. YHC takes all these comments as positive … Both Fudd and Circle K mentioned to YHC that today was a close to splashing Merlot as they have come – maybe lay off the scotch and Jack Daniels before a Swirly Q – ya think….. Gomer Pyle crushed that loop – so did Cozmo – great job dudes.  The lunge at the end of the loop up to the cage was mostly a slow walk before a Mossy. The cage is always a good smoker – YHC  loved the effort there boys way to push..Two Can decided he would do his own Mossy back to the flag instead of participate in the Indian Run – YHC was glad to see him all smiles when we returned so all was well no major issues.. Saabski rolled around a bit after we circled up – guess he needed a little more stretching – glad there was no injury – or added injury – take it easy Saabski we need you healthy.

    Excellent job by the pax this morning – it was a pleasure to lead..

    ET’s was a blast as always – great to have TYA join us after he ran 13 miles this morning – dude is a stud! Also awesome to have Loose Goose and Viral come to breakfast – sorry y’all missed the beatdown but great to see y’all.

    HDHH : coming up soon.

    Be prepared for a July 4th convergence workout – stay tuned.

    Upchuck – golf event 8/7 – get with him if interested – it’s a great cause..

    VQ week – this coming week – step up if you have not Q’d – Corporate is paying attention.

    New Podcasts are up – check them out

    Wed Hill runs : if you are running in the BRR – come on out…. BRR 75 days away – it’s right around the corner fella’s …

    Continue to be in prayer for Cheech – his family – his pax – and the person involved in this terrible accident . And remember what I said – don;t take anything for granted – be thankful for the many blessings you have, and live man – just live life to the fullest- give it your best ! May God continue to be with you all!

    Have a great rest of the weekend.

  • It’s Training time !

    Four strong @ Wed Hill Run….

    Wed Hill run has been alive all year. Through the winter months TYA and Swirly posted. Now it’s time to train for the BRR so those of you running need to come on out and join us for some hills…

    Hillcrest Long and short loops – yep they hurt !

    TYA had to get an early jump so he could get to his daughters track meet – love the dedication (both ways) TYA ! Bleeder started early as well and knocked out a cool 5 miles – well done Bleeder – great to see you attacking those hills again brother..

    YHC started on time and not to long after – Honeydo joined in the mix. YHC and Honeydo finished up at the same time … It was a the first hot afternoon run which made us thankful for this cooler  weather we have been having  – that humid hot weather is coming and man if you think those hills are tough now – just wait ..

    Great work guys way to push it – 2 workouts in a day is no joke!

  • Pipe Loop

    29 brave souls tackled Dogpile this morning in the blustery gloom – and here is how we rolled…

    Mossy – Warm up’s – SSH, Windmills, Helicopters, Imperial Walkers, Arm Circles, Flutter Kicks, LBC’s.

    Rusty Cage : 3 sets – 5 overhand pull ups – 10 crunches – 5 under hand pull ups – 3 sets of 7  Jerkins.

    Pipe Loop : Partner up – run the pipe loop while completing 3 exercises – 100 Captain Thor’s – 200 Merkins – 300 Squats.

    Grassy Hill : Starting in waves : Russian Solder to the tree in the middle – Bear Crawl to the pavilion (Bathroom – brick building thing) – modified to Lunges and back to Bear Crawl…

    Partner Leg Toss : 3 sets of 20

    Burpee Shuffle : Jog in place – each pax calls out burpee

    Ring of Fire : 10 merkins – while pax planks

    Mary : Cross leg lifts – American Hammers

    The Scoop (Moleskin)…

    YHC arrived earlier than usual this morning -(Yep I was there @ 5) 1 cause YHC was ready to go and two cause of the arts and farts in the park thing happening @ the park this weekend – (check it out).. Anyway YHC wanted to make sure the pax could park in the normal spot ( some of you will recall the last event at the park had some pax members confused).. So as a proper Q should do YHC surveyed the AO an hour before start time.. Good news was most of the RV’s had not arrived yet and those that had were on a side of the park YHC was not going to use this morning. The cars began rolling in about 5:45 and a full house of 29 was ready to roll.

    The guy in the van parked by the rusty cage got a great F3RVA wake up call as we grunted through the pull ups , crunches, and jerkins… YHC gives props to his partner EF Hutton in that rotation (way to bang them out dude – love it).. We had not been over to the cage in awhile so it was good to work those muscles again.. As we finished the Rusty Cage and began to mossy down the path YHC heard a bit of mumble chatter – mostly grunts and oh no where are we going?? Yep the pipe loop – a TYA favorite that about killed us all last year… Luckily today’s weather was nice and cool – perfect for the loop. YHC has been waiting for the light to be out just enough so that we could get back down there towards the loop and pump house. This area of the park is sure to be used more in the summer. Huge props to Hardywood, Half-pipe, and Yoyo – they killed that loop – those 2.0’s made it look easy – well done!

    The grassy hill was a bit longer than YHC remembered – plus YHC thought the first brick building was a pavilion (NEGATIVE) the first building is a bathroom thingy – my bad 🙂 Thanks for pointing that out Bleeder… Much respect to Bleeder, Rosie, EF Hutton, Honeydo, Flipper for continuing on with bear crawling past the first brick building for a bit – (hey they heard the Q say pavilion – so that’s what they were gunning for – love the effort)!

    YHC is not sure how many of the pax were a bit hung over this morning – although YHC has a pretty good idea (LabRat) … But the burppee shuffle seemed like a great idea.. The pax crushed that without a doubt – great job… The ring of fire ( a Swirly Staple) was a success – led by Gumbo and Cosmo ( YHC apologizes again to Cosmo for calling him Seymour – YHC was staring @ Seymour and wanting Cosmo to begin the exercise (Brain Fart).. The ring of fire has become a bit of a competition – it’s cool to the the different styles brought into the mix – however YHC still loves the proper form and execution of a standard merkin – no disrespect to those with a little flair!

    Great to finish up the workout with a little Mary and go out with bang! Excellent job today pax. Thanks for allowing me to lead – it’s always a pleasure … Appreciate Fudd taking us out this morning – well said brother… Remember to sign up to clown car up to cville for the launch – see LabRat for details. New AO – Heartbreak Ridge – check it out! Great job last week – On Tuesday without a challenge – just a regular Tuesday we had 50 post – freaken awesome – let’s keep it up fella’s. Phonics has some special events coming up soon in Mechanicsville – see him for details. VQ week – begins June 26 – if you have not yet q’d sign up – if you have not yet q’d at a certain AO – sign up… BRR team is being formed now – only a few spots left so get in touch with TYA, Swirly, or Bleeder soon if you would like to join us – runners and drivers needed. Y’all have heard us speak of this event many times – it is awesome I highly encourage you to find a way if you can to participate. Wed Hill runs 5:30 Hillcrest  those of you signed up to run – this is a great way to increase your training so come on out ..

    Have a great weekend fella’s. Take the time to to enjoy some of the blessings of life. Hug your children, kiss your wife, smile at a stranger, tell those you care about that you love them – and leave no doubt.

    See y’all in the gloom!

    Swirly

  • Hot Potato

    20 strong attacked Dogpile this morning (nope did not see Bob)…

    It was a Hot Potato Q this morning @ Dogpile and here is how we rolled…

    Swirly Q : warm ups – SSH, Helicopters, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, LBC’s, APD’s – Curb Crawl ladder up to 5 and back down.

    Wilson Q : Mary….. Cross leg LBC’s – Cross Leg Lifts, Flutter Kicks, Hello Dollies, Rosalitas, American Hammers, Superman – Ring of Fire 10 merkins – back around opposite way 5 merkins

    Bleeder Q : Triple Check : Lt Dan’s – lunges – peoples chair

    Phonics Q – partner up run field 25 – 50 – 75 – full length with burpees….

    Seymour Q: Amp Theatre : Lunges up run down – box jumps up run down – 3 times…

    Malpractice Q: Find a tree – 5 trees 5 merkins 5 LBC’s partner plank – Balls to the wall

    Mossy back to the flag.

    Moleskin : The pax seems to like a Hot potato Q – it is always a solid beatdown … Way to bring it today guys – what a beautiful morning and a great way t start the weekend.

    Things to know : Cville – 5/20 – if you want to be a part of this and clown car down sign on up – see Labrat…. See Phonics for some info on big things happening in Mechanicsville lot’s of stuff the pax can participate in so let’s make it happen. Podcasts are up – check them out…. Thanks to all of you who have encouraged us to keep the podcasts coming – for those of you who have not listened yet – corporate knows – so get on it!!! New AO on Tuesday Heartbreak Ridge – check it out – awesome AO! Are man Viral took us out – thanks Viral great message – yes indeed we have much to be thankful for so let’s share that with others who could use a hand, a smile, some encouragement, a friend… ET’s as usual was fantastic -(Spritzers are on sale for a dollar)….. Thinking about our boys competing in both the Ragnar and the Colonial today – we are proud of you guys and are there with you in spirit !

    See you dudes in the gloom!

  • Who’s the Q?

    12 solid dudes came out for Ramm – Ramm Gears this morning to celebrate Lugnut’s birthday!

    Ramm – Carillon route was the call from YHC cause we could not find Lockjaw..

    Gears: They biked all over the city baby….

    The scoop of the day… It’s Lug’s Birthday – Happy Birthday Lug!

    Great run today fella’s – may be a first as many gears and runners…..

    Best wishes to our runners this weekend – participating in Ragnar and Colonial

    See y’all in the gloom…