Category: Richmond, VA

  • Who Wants To Be A Proctologist?

    Who Wants To Be A Proctologist?

    Seven arrived in time for clear, concise NASCAR approved directions. 

    The Route

    All Runners:

    • Left on Gateway
    • Left on Campus
    • Right on Boatwright
    • Left on Edgehill
    • Right on Bandy and continue on Three Chopt
    • Left on Patterson
    • Left on Westham Pkwy

    4s:

    • Left on Lakewood
    • Left on College
    • Right through Robins Center lot

    5s:

    • Left on University
    • Left on College
    • Right on Campus
    • Right on Gateway
    • Lap around Lake

    6s:

    • Left on Club Vista Ln
    • Left on College
    • Right on Campus
    • Right on Gateway
    • Lap around Lake

    Numberama, Nameorama, COT

    MOLESKIN

    Turns out YHC’s directions were too clear, so the 6’s opted to complicate the route just a hair and turn left on Horsepen, add a turn or two, then re-emerge on Westham.  Splinter can nearly fill a bucket with lost water weight.  As the PAX stood around comparing Joe Biden’s best chances of winning in November to Weekend at Bernie’s, Saab’s proctologist ran by and said hello.  Somehow, he knew Saab by face as well.  Naturally, the conversation took a turn and many a laugh was had as we pondered how one decides on that career trajectory and what a typical day is like. 

    ANNOUNCEMENTS

    Convergence – Saturday NoToll

  • Vacation is over

    Two Keydets showed at Batteau this morning, one coming off a nice family beach vacation, the other getting ready to go into a similar battle in the coming days. in typical Batteau fashion the hot potato had the Q this morning.

    YHC moseyed everyone over to tennis courts for some good stretching. It went like this – various reps of Donny Q’s, helicopters, imperial soldiers, right leg over left leg, the reverse, Fuddskies, Wilsons, and some side straddle hops to get the blood pumpin.

    Mosey over to the parapet area where we proceeded with three rounds of 10 incline merkins, 15 dips, run to the top of the hill and back. To balance out the muscle groups, next three rounds included 20 WW2s and 30 flutter kicks.

    Flatline took the potato and ran us down to the lake. First lap around the lake 3x merkins at each light pole, second lap 5x jump squats at each light pole.

    Mosey back up the hill to the tennis courts with time to spare for a little Mary. We did some WW2s, hand release merkins, Freddie Mercury’s, plank at various heights, and some other fun exercises that have escaped my memory.

    Back to the flag for names and numbers. YHC appreciated having some quality Keydet time with a fellow alum that he has great respect for. Flatline took us out with some kind words.

    Also props to Flatline for posting while on family vacation!

  • I Feel Like I Ran Last Friday

    I Feel Like I Ran Last Friday

    Oh Yeah… I did.

    YHC joined Gomer for a jaunt around Currahee. We did what YHC will call was “The Standard Route”. It can be standard as it was my first venture out to Currahee and can only assume it is similar to the Grove Ave route at RAMM, only better.

    Currahee is a good variation on the running routine. YHC suggests any of the running regulars try it out.

    Great running with Gomer. We discussed all sorts of current events.

  • What the Hill

    COP

    Running up Satans Hill, do 1 burpee at first mailbox, 2 at 2nd….up to 5. Back down the hill and plank for the six.

    Back up the hill starting at mailbox 6 do 6 merkins, 7 at 7th…up to 10. Back down and plank for the six.

    Back up the hill starting at mailbox 11 do 11 squats, 12 at 12th….up to 15. Back down and plank for the six.

    Back up the hill starting at mailbox 16 do 16 plankjacks, 17 at 17th….up to 20. Back down the hill and plank for the six.

    Back up the hill starting at mailbox 21 do 21 LBCs, 22 and 22nd…up to 25. Back down the hill then go get the six.

    Round of wallsits, followed by donkey kicks.

    Finished with 5 minutes of LBCs, FM, Crunchy Frogs, American Hammers.

  • Ninja Warrior Dreams

    June 29th being the occasion of YHC’s 43rd birthday, the dream of designing and running a ninja warrior course was in order. After greeting the pax and conducting a quick COP including 43 SSHs, we moseyed through the course so YHC could explain the various obstacles and exercises.

    After returning to the start of the course in the parking circle of TES, we divided into pairs. The first pair, YHC and Doozy, took off at the sound of the starting buzzer and the race began. The second pair, GP and Probation, started after waiting one minute, then the third pair after another minute, and so on, while the rest of the waiting pax conducted more COP (thanks Splinter for leading the COP).

    Course was as follows:

    • Run to the handicap ramp, perform under/overs on the ropes suspended across the railings. // Second set of railings: Bear crawl in the air horizontally up the second set of railings // Third set of railings: Crab walk in the air horizontally up the third set of railings.
    • Mosey up to the field to the exercise equipment. Shimmy across the parallel bars with arms in locked position // Perform 3 pull ups on each of the escalating pull up bars // Swing across the horizontal ladder // Run across the spring bench // Climb up the chain link wall and down over the other side // Monkey swing across the rings using only one color of ring.
    • Mosey to the swing set. Perform 25 swerkins on the swing set (Get in plank position with feet rest on a swing, Pull legs in to a reverse crunch position, extend legs back out and then do a merkin).
    • Mosey to the front southern corner of the TES school property. Run up the large mulch pile then scale and jump over the chain link fence. Run around the back of the office building and then across Forest Ave. into the middle Third Church parking lot.
    • In the Southeastern corner of the parking lot, grab a coupon. Perform 25 squats with the block // Run to the next corner, 25 Overhead presses // Run to third corner, 25 curls // run to next corner, 25 incline merkins on the block // run back to the original corner, deposit the coupon back in the pile
    • Bear crawl through the center retainer ditch and out the other side. Once through, run to the back parking lot of Third Church.
    • Mosey to the playground. Jump, leap, or climb over the playground fence using the green bench. Climb up to the top of the slide then slide down face first on the nobbly slide, at the bottom, keep feet on slide and perform 25 Derkins.
    • Mosey to the fire escape. Original plan was to climb rope ladder suspended on the outside of fire escape, but better judgement (M’s lecture) prevailed. So modified instructions were to bear crawl backwards up the fire escape, but YHC and Doozy discovered it was pretty much impossible, so we modified to lunges. Lunge forwards up fire escape stairs, perform 25 WW2s on the top, lunge backwards down the stairs.
    • Mosey to side parking lot. Burpee Suicides. Start on the curb, run to the first parking lot line, perform 1 burpee, run back to curb. Run to second line, perform 2 burpees, run back to the curb. All the way up to 8.
    • After 8th burpee round, run back to touch the curb, then run back across Forest Ave., around the front of the school, and back to touch the tree for the finish.

    First finishers performed COP while waiting for the pax. Once pax was in, we finished with some ab exercises and a merkin ring of fire.

    Numberama, Namerama, YHC took us out.

    NMS: Tclaps to Doozy, Garbage Plate and Probation for finishing the course in just under 20 minutes. Well done!

    Thanks so much guys for bearing with me this morning in this experiment. I had a ton of fun and I hope you did too. It’s a rare gift that 40+ year old men can get outside and do stupid stuff together for fun and fitness, and I’m really grateful for this group. Also grateful for my sweet M who delivered donuts and coffee to us at 6:20am sharp! Great to hang out.

    Have a great day guys. peace+

  • The last da-pile

    5 guys showed up to topple the last da-pile. Here is what happened on the hot potato Q

    Spike led his own workout running 7 miles before the rest of us joined him for the remainder of the workout!

    Spit started off the bootcamp portion with the COP
    SSH, DQ, Hillbillies, LBC’s Flutter kicks, Shoulder Taps, HRM’s Arm circles

    Mosey off campus to the Atlee Station hill for a Dora

    10 rounds of 10 merkins, 20 2ct flutters, 30 squats, Other partners run up the hill and back.

    Passed on to Corned Beef
    Crop Circle — Lunge around the traffic circle in Giles Farm, then alternate bear crawling and walking. Finally, ring of fire 5 v-ups while everyone flutterkicks, run to the end repeato until half way around the circle.

    PAssed on the Bulkhead
    Go even further off campus…
    Bruce Lee ab workout.
    6 ab exercises do 20 of each, then run up the hill and back
    Repeato 3 times.

    Opus is next
    Get in a line on the sidewalk.
    First person bear crawls to the next tree and starts doing prescribed exercises. Next person starts bear crawling when the first person reaches the tree. Continue till all have reached the tree.
    Then the second person in line starts the process all over again. Repeato until the 5th person has gotten to go first. Exercises included jump squats, monkey humpers, flutterkicks, imperial walkers and one more YHC can’t recall.

    Back to the flag…

    NMS — Excited to get back to Dogpile, but will miss the camaraderie we have built up here the past few months since we started this!


  • !F3RVA Events at NoToll!

    6/30 – THIS Tuesday – Ultimate Frisbee – 0530-0615

    7/4 – F3RVA July 4th Convergence – 0600-0700

    7/12 – SOJ PuppyPile – 0700-0800

  • I’m Working On It

    The Japanese call it “kaizen”. A few years ago YHC witnessed two scientists verbally duking it out. The topic was Intelligent Design. Exasperated, and noting his opponent was dressed in a clerical collar, one of the scientists exclaimed, “You’re supposed to be an Episcopal priest. Do you even believe in God?” The priest’s/scientist’s reply was: “I’m working on it.” That has been YHC’s mantra since.

    Someone assured YHC early on when he started F3 that the workouts don’t get any easier. On the surface that sounds like a deterrent, but it’s not. Pavarotti often encourages YHC to reflect, “Why are you doing this? What is your goal?” It’s not for life to get easier. It’s not to finish first. It’s not to be satisfied. It’s to get better. Kaizen.

    Unless YHC missed someone, this morning was a solo post at Sunday Funday. While normally YHC gets to learn all sorts of stuff from Pax mumble chatter, today there was only self-reflection: a 6ish-mile, sweaty, bloody (only one fall) opportunity to social-distance and think about what YHC is working on.

    The bridge to start the Buttermilk Trail introduced the topic, inspired by pavement graffiti: “BLM”, “F*** 12”, etc. YHC has a lot of work to do in this arena. Lately that work has involved attending town halls, completing a short course about bias, talking with family (learned why a White person wearing dreadlocks can be hurtful), practicing mindful meditation/breathing (thank you, Lab Rat), developing research to investigate bias in YHC’s profession, reading (should finish The Hate U Give today), engaging in new experiences (downloaded 2Pac’s Greatest Hits), reflecting on YHC’s own behavior/assumptions/microaggressions (enlightening and horrifying), and listening. How profound is it that a group of people feels so oppressed, so mistreated, so demoralized, and so exhausted, that the vanguard phrase is something so incredibly basic that it should go without saying – “Black lives matter”? But clearly it doesn’t go without saying.

    The weather this morning was deceitfully humid. Well before Buttermilk transitioned to the Potterfield Bridge YHC’s clothes were soaked, which just makes everything feel heavier. Nonetheless, with no good excuse to pause, and conjuring up an imaginary TYA by his side, YHC proceeded past Tredegar and onto Northbank Trail, at this point starting to count the distance markers. At marker NB8, a root jumped up, grabbed a foot, and threw YHC to the ground. YHC walked between NB8 and NB9, something he has rarely done. Rare, because usually there is someone in front or just behind to keep cadence, to give encouragement, and to keep YHC moving on.

    And if the distance between runners gets too great, the leaders circle back for the Six. This F3 tradition is one of my favorites. Laying on the ground at NB8, aware of his striking lack of motivation, YHC discovered the learning for today: We need to circle back for the Six.

    Let’s keep working on it.

  • Pace yourself for the suck…

    Three hungry studs showed up for a ByProduct Q, assuming it was going to be another themed workout with golfballs and wiffle ball bats. Not.

    COT consisted of some quick warmups before getting down to business.

    • Arm circles – big & small X 15
    • Helicopters X15
    • DQ’s X 15

    The morning plan was pretty simple and straightforward as a cumulative KB beast in the parking lot.

    Set1: Squats X6, repeat for total of 6 rounds (3 lunges between each round)

    Set2: Squats X6, Curls X6, repeat for total of 6 rounds (3 lunges between each round)

    Set3: Squats X6, Curls X6, Swings X6, repeat for total of 6 rounds (3 lunges between each round)

    Set4: Squats X6, Curls X6, Swings X6, High Pulls X6, repeat for total of 6 rounds (3 lunges between each round)

    Set5: Squats X6, Curls X6, Swings X6, High Pulls X6, Halos X6, repeat for total of 6 rounds (3 lunges between each round)

    Set6: Squats X6, Curls X6, Swings X6, High Pulls X6, Halos X6, Sit & Press X6, repeat for total of 6 rounds (3 lunges between each round)

    Not too much mumble chatter going on after the first two rounds, other than when the Q was going to move up into a higher KB weight class.

    Numberama, Namarama and the Q took us out.

    Good workout men!

  • Lots of Abs and Arms

    Straight off of vacation there was no Q on the Q sheet, so YHC decided to take the lead not knowing White Deer had verbally agreed to lead.  Thankfully, White Deer yielded to YHC, and off we went:

    • COP
      • 35 SSH
      • 15 IW
      • 10 DQ
      • 15 helicopters
      • 20 HRM
      • 70 LBC
      • 10 2x Suzanne Somers, each leg
    • Mosey to the grassy knoll for 10 minutes of burpees
    • Over to the pull-up bars for a variation of the Jack Webb/Captain Thor, or the Captain Tater
      • For every pull-up, 4 WWII sit-ups
      • Go 1-10, ending with 10 pull-ups and 40 WWII sit-ups
    • Over to the pavilions for a series of step-ups with a dip chaser
      • 25 step-ups, right leg, 20 dips
      • 25 step-ups, left leg, 20 dips
      • 25 step-ups right leg, 20 dips
      • 25 step-ups, left leg, 20 dips
    • Mosey back to the parking lot where Chum Bucket took the Q and led the PAX in stretching and some Mary while YHC rushed to Tuckahoe for an early baseball game

    Great work from the PAX today on a real ground and pound body builder workout.  Time to get those abs and arms toned up.  The 10 minutes of burpees was also a means to diminish the mumble-chatter from White Deer.  Assuming the PAX made a trip for 2nd F at Einstein’s afterward.  Great to be back with the PAX after a week away.

    Prayers for Nightcrawler as he recovers from COVID.  Thankfully he is asymptomatic. 

    God is good all of the time!

    Attila