Category: Richmond, VA

  • Rehab Assignment

    Two GridIron Regulars were held back for Extended Spring Training to work off an assortment of maladies resulting from excessive mulching. The rehab entailed the following:

    THANG: Mile run to tunnel, 100 Merkins, 200 APDs, and 300 Air Squats OYO, Mile run back from tunnel, 100 Dips and 100 Bench Kicks OYO, Jack Webbs OYO, APDs IC, Suzanne Somers R/L IC, Supermans, and Chum Bucket-inspired cool down.

    COT: Numberama and Namearama, No announcements, and Closing prayer by YHC.

    MOLESKIN: Gluten feast at Metro

    The mind governed by the Spirit is life and peace
    Romans 8:6 (NIV)






  • Grow Together

    89 growth-oriented men loomed large in the light of day to accelerate themselves as leaders. Temps were the same as always…sunny and 70. More or less, here’s how the dogs barking in the Carytown shopping center parking lots tell the tale:

    COP: Bono led a quick circle up before leading a jack-rabbit speed mosey to the closer circle for some warm up time. Exercises were burpees, burpees, and more burpees. 10, 8, 6, 4, and 10, if memory serves.

    Brisk jog around the Great Lawn and then to the Amphitheater. During the run, learn about another F3er and share a story of your own. The topic was falling down and getting back up – metaphorically. YHC thanks Puffs (of Roanoke) for some good chatter along the way.

    Amphitheater: Again, a variety of exercises…spotlight on the bear crawls down the amphitheater and the crawl bear back up the amphitheater. YHC has never worn shin guards to Dogpile or WDog, but will consider doing so going forward.

    Circle up on DREDD for a mixture of merkins (regular, wide, diamond), flutter kicks, mountain climbers, and Q-ing instructions. YHC tips his hat to Hitchhiker for leading the group in a set of 10 clapping merkins, which shall hereafter be called Hitchhikers.

    For many of my brothers, YHC included, there were a challenging few moments here. More to follow below.

    Mosey to the Great Lawn for a series of team events.

    First event: Team Hopscotch Races. Line up in 3 teams. Each team forms one line, facing east. Team members separate themselves side-to-side by no more than 5 feet. Assume the plank position. First man on the North End of the line bunny hops over every other man on his team. Upon reaching the end of the line, that man assumes the plank position. Every other man in the line takes his turn, building the line closer and closer to the Carillon. First team to reach the south hill of the Great Lawn wins.

    Second Event: Any Three Ways You Can. Same teams, this time heading North. Every man on the team must use 3 methods to migrate the long length of the Great Lawn. Running of any manner is not permitted. All other methods are acceptable. One many on each team must be carried the entire way. A team finishes when the last member of its team reaches the north embankment. Biggest losers do 20 burpees. 2nd Biggest losers do 10 burpees. Winners plank.

    Third Event: High knees and down to the ground. Slaughter led us in a 2 minute reminder that high knees are challenging to keep up, and dropping to the ground is easier than getting back up. YHC was thankful that temps were in the 30s, not the 80s.

    COT: Number-am-a, Name-a-ram-a, a dude in a really bright shirt took us out.

    Announcements: GrowRuck tonight, 18:00 at Dogpile. Bring a 30 lb rucksack, yourself, food, and $20 in a plastic bag (to take a cab home).

    NMS: First, YHC apologizes to every man who attended, but is not listed. YHC is doing the back blast to create a forum for the guys who were present and may have thoughts / comments to share. Please add anyone who attended in the comments.

    Second, YHC apologizes for the sermonizing hereafter. Our resident pastors were not all present, and for YHC the following is cathartic. Here goes:

    It has been YHC’s absolute pleasure to be a part of this group for 2 and 3/4 years. This group has reinvigorated YHC’s life, and it has helped focus more purpose into each day. YHC started the run over from ETs with Saab. We talked about our expectations for the morning and the possibility that the physical side would be challenging. Alas, for YHC – and perhaps for many of us – today ended about leadership, both successes and failures. On a personal level, YHC heard things from the Q that simply were not consistent with who we are and how we want to be represented as F3Nation. Rather than rehash the situation, YHC will stick with Flatline’s motto: only those who post know. YHC’s interpretation was that a poor choice of approach from the Q to another man started a downward spiral that the Q did not know how to back out of. Instead, the Q hit rock bottom and continued digging. Later, there was another comment that YHC found frankly baffling regarding the language skills of a PAX member. YHC intends to address both situations with the Q today. YHC encourages other men to do so as well, if they feel so called.

    That said, YHC’s friend Hardywood has provided a critical leadership lesson, an awakening really, over the past few years – YHC will summarize this in the form of a question: “How can we, as men and as leaders, transform a negative situation into a positive opportunity for learning and growth?” Today gave each one of us a real life experience from which to grow ourselves and others.

    One of the 5 principles of F3 is that it is open to all men. That is the spirit of F3RVA. We welcome, and we encourage. And, sometimes, we roll our eyes and wonder. YHC encourages each member to remember who we are in everything we do and always be true to our principles.

    A second part of F3 is that we “Leave no man behind, and leave no man where we find him.” That lays on each one of us the burden and the opportunity to provide leadership to each other – whether to a new member or to F3Nation’s Nantan. No man among us is perfect. The Nantan bears a special spotlight, illuminated more brightly than those on any of the rest of us. We may not be sure of what to do when a leader publicly tumbles. YHC hopes each of us is reminded today of who we are and of the behaviors, words, and leadership we seek to represent. YHC encourages each of us to pick up our brothers when they stumble or fall behind. And, YHC also notes…heavy is the head that wears the crown. When a leader of 18,000 men stumbles, he faces a challenge. Let’s help him up.

    Lastly, YHC wants to thank Hitchhiker for his leadership. When put in an extremely challenging position in front of 88 other men, Hitchhiker stood tall when the rest of us were taken aback. Life threw a curveball your way. Rather than stumble, Hitchhiker dug deep and led us. As someone noted after the workout, clapping merkins or clerkins or whatever they are called will hereafter be Hitchhikers for anyone in F3RVA. Great leadership, my friend. Thank you.

    Let’s grow from today.

  • Breakfast Club

    At least 27 strong arrived at Elwood Thompson’s parking lot for a different kind of beatdown. Some arrived at 0530, some at 0600 and some at 0630. At 0600, this is what went down:

    Kubota Q:

    COP in front of The Hall Tree which is closing shop:

    Helicopters x 15

    Don Quixotes x 10

    Cherry Pickers x 10

    Russian Soldiers x 15

    Progressive 4 Corners (Bro-Code Style) in the parking lot:

    Corner 1 – 10 Merkins

    Corner 2 – 10 Merkins, 20 Monkey Humpers

    Corner 3 – 10 Merkins, 20 Monkey Humpers, 30 LBC’s

    Corner 4 – 10 Merkins, 20 Monkey Humpers, 30 LBC’s, 40 SSH’s

    Upchuck Q:

    Some kind of parking space “hop, scotch” exercise that was audibled to 10 Burpees OYO. Circle up and Upchuck led us in a quick prayer for God to officially quash the “hop, scotch” exercise.

    Bleeder Q:

    Find your own parking space and plank up at the top line of the space. Plank walk and trace the lines to the left and 5 merkins at end of the line. Plank walk back and 5 merkins. Plank walk to the right and 5 merkins at end of line. Plank walk back and 5 merkins.

    Hardywood Q:

    Parking Lot Suicides: Running using first 5 lines. Bear Crawl light pole to light pole. Crawl Bear light pole to light pole. Lunge light pole to light pole.

    Swirly Q:

    Grab your own parking space at 3 rounds of the following:

    10 Incline Merkins on parking stop thing

    10 Decline Merkins on parking stop thing

    10 Dips on parking lot stop thing

    Al Gore-o-rama and Plank-o-rama

    End of Bootcamp

    Gather everyone up with Shovel Flags ready and at 0632, begin the 2 mile Glory Run. Cary Street East to Boulevard. Boulevard South to Columbus Statue. Take Group photos. Run down by lake and make a quick loop to kill time. Gather up forces and commence to Dogpile. Arrive at Dogpile parking lot at 0655 and plant flags.

    NMS: It has been decided by many that Breakfast Club will became an official AO soon. It is 45 minutes long. 30 minute run to Dogpile and 15 minute run back to ET’s after Dogpile. Good way to loosen up for Dogpile festivities and to earn your bacon and eggs.

    What a nice crowd this morning! Lots of mumblechatter and lots of pictures and videos taken. Running with your brothers and with Old Glory just makes everything seem right. Big Black F3 Flag and Ghost Flag were also hoisted this morning. F3 Flag is a beast. Running with that will give you a good workout. Enjoy your day men!

    Kubota

  • Just a Normal Morning

    3 years ago, YHC rolled into his first F3 workout and this morning he led another one with 8 other warriors and it went down like this…

    Mosey around the church building

    COP All IC – 50 SSHs, arm circles, 10 don quixotes, 20 hand-release merkins (HRMs), 25 LBCs, 20 crab cakes

    Mosey to the corner of the building

    Four Corners – 10 merkins at the first corner, 20 merkins at the second corner, 30 merkins at the third corner, 40 merkins at the fourth corner.

    Four Corners again – 10 WWII sit-ups at the first corner, 20 WWII sit-ups at the second corner, 30 WWII sit-ups at the third corner, 40 WWII sit-ups at the fourth corner.

    Bear / Crab 11s – 11s with LBCs and HRMs. Bear crawl in one direction across the parking lot and Crab Walk in the other direction.

    Mosey to the flag

    MOM All IC – 20 freddie mercuries, 20 american hammers, 10 flutter kicks

    Numberama, Namerama, Announcements, YHC took us out.

    NMS

    YHC can’t believe that it has been 3 years since he showed up to his first F3 workout at DaVille led by Circle K. The years have flown by and they would not have been the same without F3 and the PAX in the picture.

    YHC has been wrestling with a stubborn cough for the last 9 days. YHC wasn’t going to miss this morning no matter what!

    The PAX had a HIGH amount of mumble chatter during the COP. One of the reasons was YHC’s strained voice that had a hard time calling out cadence. Spit and Opus were catching up on life, trading soup recipes, commenting on Kasmir, wondering about the volcanoes in Japan, musing about the role of Canada in world politics, comparing shoes and a seemingly a million other subjects… until YHC called for 20 HRMs IC and that seemed to quiet them down… for a minute.

    The four corners was supposed to be a “normal” four corners but the description brought out a groan from the PAX. YHC realized part way through that the PAX was throwing down 100 merkins over the course of the four corners tour and that wasn’t anything to joke about. YHC called for another four corners but the PAX seemed relieved to do WWII sit-ups instead of merkins. Spit paced the PAX even with only going with a partial effort in light of the big RUCK weekend.

    The 11s are always more fun with Bear crawls and Crab walks. Some of the PAX changed to lunges. Not Opus. He pushed through the whole thing. Wild Thing took no prisoners as well. Mudface did a fantastic job of leading his 2.0 in proper form and tenacity. Yardsale had some more commentary during the 11s about the college “entrance” crisis. Wheelie is a beast too. AND Rounders… Don’t mess with that brother. He will destroy you.

    This morning was a blast and every F3 morning brings out the best in everyone. I am truly grateful for the gift of F3 – the workouts, the friendships, everything. Let’s keep this rolling!!!

    The Carpenter

  • It’s just a flower pot, what harm could it do?

    Y’all know what happens when the Q sheet has a blank next to Twin Team on a Thursday night!

    A PAX of six had absolutely perfect weather for a good old beatdown from Sisyphus himself. Here’s how it went:

    Mosey to the summit of Twin Team (dropping flower pots and cones along the way) for a quick COP: DQ, Russian Soldiers, Helicopters, Cotton Pickers. Then run to each successive cone, do an exercise, and return to the summit.

    1 – Bear Crawl back to summit
    2 – 30 derkins
    3 – 30 uphill WWIIs
    4 – partner relay: one run to previous cone & back while other alternates hand-release merkin and 5-count plank
    5 – 20 burpees

    Per usual, PAX returned to Bettie at 6:15 on the dot, proving once again that this is the perfect plan for this AO. YHC found himself pushed mentally & physically, all while getting to ramble on about Greek mythology.

    YNWA

  • No Jelly Required

    23 canvassed the City of Richmond on foot and wheel for a classic Lockjaw Haiku route:

    Run to U of R

    Traverse only two fingers

    No Jelly Needed

  • 4th Annual March Madness

    24 dancers assembled in the rainy gloom for an experience as close to one shining moment as they will get. This was the 4th iteration of this novelty, AKA The Gheorghe Murisan Classic. Here is how it went down, give or take a few “you get the ideas…”

    Mosey single-file over the the illuminated hoops court for layup drill. 4 left handed then 2 right handed before lining up military style on the court. Instructions were followed and off we went.

    COP
    Invisible Jump Ropes x20 (nice Fletch touch Gumbo)
    Don Quixote’s x10
    High Knees x20
    Butt Kickers x15
    Defensive slide with floor slap x10

    Mosey to the end line for a quick line drill followed by a tribute to 3 of the 5 Virginia schools playing in the tournament. Mix in a few line drills in-between specials.

    Kyle Guy Special
    Pair up and complete 106 merkins, 1 for every three he has hit (so far) this year.

    The Justin… wait for it… Robinson
    1347 total points in his career. 13 burpees followed by 47 single count lunges. We stopped b/c I said so.

    The Marcus Santos-Silva Rebound Special
    338 total rebounds in his career so 33 two-count mountain climbers followed by 8 Lt. Dans.

    Tip Drill. It worked this time, except no one can follow directions. Anyway, that was kind of fun. Saab would have loved it.

    Form 2 teams for some risk/reward. Choose one person from your team to shoot, if they make it your team does said amount of merkins and other team does burpees. If you miss it your team does burpees and the other team does merkins. 5 merkins / 3 burpees for layup. 10 merkins / 6 burpees for free throw. 15 merkins / 9 burpees for 3 pointer. My team won, mostly because of Vinny’s banked in 3 pointer.

    Try the 1-1 challenge again. 4 attempts this time around? BT made the front-end one round and was the only free throw made. Lots of burpees, merkins, and squats.

    Form 6 teams of 4. See, math works! Two full court basketball games with two teams sitting out doing WWIIs. If your team wins you stay. Losers bump out. I think we made it through 4 games of about 3 minutes a piece. One game was called after YHC hit the game winner. What, you didn’t see the clock?

    Mosey back to the VSF where YHC took us out.

    Moleskin
    YHC was a little nervous that no one would show today as the weather was brutal for outdoor basketball. Nonetheless, we all adjusted and hopefully had a good time. Kudos to Vinny and Gumbo for sporting themed jerseys, Gheorghe Murisan and Fletch respectively. Wasn’t Murisan a Bullet?

    We always manage to have just the right number of people for a great series of games. One of these days we will play in the daylight.

    Announcements

    • Big weekend this weekend. HH Friday at TCB on Douchee (sic Viral).
    • Bracketology is up. Get your bracket in by noon and pay me your $10. Bragging rights up for grabs!

    Big Data is always watching!

  • Chilly Potato for 1st Day of Spring

    Seven masters of the gloom arrived at SOT on the 1st Day of Spring to find temperatures hovering around freezing and no Q on the Q sheet. A hot potato Q was called that went something like this:

    Rosie Q:

    Mosey to front of the school for COP (which included, but is not limited to):

    Copperhead squats, SSHs, LBCs, Moroccan night clubs, etc.

    Mosey behind the school via 5 broad jump burpees, 10 lunges (each leg), and 10 inch worms.

    Toss the Q to Doozy.

    Doozy Q:

    Mosey down the hill towards the track for a brief wall sit.

    Triple Check:

    Partner 1 runs the hill while partner 2 performs ball dippers and partner 3 performs squats.

    More wall sitting.

    Toss the Q to Gumbo.

    Gumbo Q:

    Mosey to a set of bleachers. PAX does 20 dips, 20 inclined merkins, 20 jump squats, and runs a lap. Repeato with 30 dips, 30 inclined merkins, 30 jump squats, and a lap.

    Toss the Q to Lugnut.

    Lugnut Q:

    Hallelujah mosey up the hill to the tennis courts for suicides.

    Round 1: forward suicide and perform 25 LBCs when done

    Round 2: backward suicide with 25 LBCs at end

    Round 3: sideways suicide with 25 LBCs at end

    Toss Q to Tobit.

    Tobit Q:

    Mosey back to parking lot for two rounds of burpee shuffle and 5 MOM which included 30 American Hammers, 30 Alabama Prom Dates, and 30 Rosalitas.

    Numbers, Names, Announcements, Doozy took us out.

    Announcements:

    GrowRuck events this weekend.

    NMS:

    YHC noticed this morning that a BB had not yet been posted for SOT….and thinks “what’s up with that?” Then YHC thinks….”wait a minute, was that supposed to be me?” If so, YHC definitely needs an SOP refresher on hot potato BB protocol. Is it a) “He who calls the potato is thereby responsible for penning thee BB” or b) “He who is lastly called for the potato is hereby proclaimed the responsible party in all BB matters”??? ….YHC supposes when it comes down to it…who cares….so as long as the BB gets posted.

    Some mumblechatter this morning centered on Mr. Roper’s 30 hr drive back to Richmond from Denver after getting stuck there due to four cancelled flights. Also discussed was Roper’s uncanny ability to continue verbal communication (without ceasing) even while attempting to breathe and count. It’s definitely a talent.

    Great job this (er yesterday) morning fellas!

    Peace!

  • Better than When We Started

    A lucky seven met on a frigid first day of spring to become better men, kettlebell style. Here is what happened.

    Thang

    Mosey to far end of parking lot with mix of regular run and karaokes.

    COP

    Neck circles, arm circles, hip circles

    (On back) belly breathing, hold 6″, flutter kicks (IC X 20)

    T-Merkins (IC X 10ish)

    Dirty Dogs (IC X 5)

    Mosey to front of school for triple-check:

    • Wall squats
    • Box jump squats
    • Lunge across parking lot

    Kettlebell Circuit

    1st Circuit (7 minutes)

    • Double-lunge (X 5 each side)
    • Squat & Press (X 5 each side)
    • Snatch (X 5 each side)

    One minute rest, then 2nd Circuit (7 minutes)

    • Double-handed swing (X 20)
    • Burpees (X 10)
    • Mountain climbers (X 10)

    Minutes of Gumby

    Numberama, Nameorama, YHC took us out

    NMS

    This morning was an attempt to get at some basics and include some warm-up and cool-down/stretching. Some things YHC learned:

    • COP exercises OYO (i.e., no cadence) work great.
    • In contrast, do not attempt an 8-count cadence. YHC knew Davillians had trouble with hard count beyond 10, but an 8-count cadence just totally through off the PAX.
    • Mud Face throwing down the kettlebell in disgust is a sure sign of a successful beatdown.
    • Lab Rat likes the back row, too. Seemed like Bulkhead didn’t mind.
    • Skip long explanations on sub-freezing days.
    • Work in more time for stretching.

    As usual, it was an honor to lead. Always a learning experience. Next time will be better.


  • Poles, Grind a Tree, and Dolla Bills Yo

    18 Sharp Dudes arrived in The Gloom, anticipating Dr. Tryhard and his Q but surprised when YHC announced Dr. Tryhard filed a workers comp claim and succumbed to the plague. Polite audible called, Hot Potato Q. 0530-lets go!

    COP- x 20 Imperial Walkers, x 30 SSH, x 15 Cotton Pickers, x 15 Invisible Jump Rope, x 20 Rosalita’s, x 20 Freddie Mercuries, x 20 Plank Jacks, x 10 Merkins. Mosey to The Lawn…

    50 and 50…..partner up for partner carries and exercise. Partner 1 takes 50 steps while carrying partner 2 than each partners performs 25 WW II situps. Switch and repeat. Down the lawn and back.

    Q handed over to Faceplant. Mosey over wooden posts that line the entrance. Each PAX member faces wooden post in plank position, performs x 5 Merkins and runs to the end of the line. Indian Run with Merkins. Entire PAX completes than reverse back down the line with WWII situps.

    Q handed over to Handshake. Mosey to the stage and partner up. Decelerating touch a tree. Partner 1 touches 10 trees, partner 2 SSH. Switch, Repeat, touching 8 treees and Burpees, 6 and Merkins, 4 and Flutter Kicks, 2 and Squats.

    Q handed to Abba. Mosey back to the flag. Abba concocted Merkin Wave, x 3 revolutions around the circle. Basically, each PAX member does 1 Merkin with the appearance of the crowd pleasing, stadium loving wave.

    BOOM, 0615!

    Number-ama, Name-r-ama, Announcements: Growruck this weekend. Happy Hour Friday night at Triple Crossing. Saturday Dogpile begins at 700. Breakfast Club starts at 0600 with a quick workout till 0630 than our Glory Run to Dogpile. Assistance is needed Saturday night for supply van and logistics for Growruck. See Honeydo or Shakedown.

    YHC took us out!

    NMS: Dr Tryhard is down, but considering he has survived this long, in the faces of all those <18 yrs, God Bless. Maybe he RX’d himself some Tamiflu.

    Shakedown was in dress rehearsal mode this morning. Respect.

    Faceplant, have you had your VQ yet? Abba how about you? Great call on Merkin Wave! Nice ending to a Full Moon night.

    Hardywood, way to crush WWII’s and YHC’s day is right!

    Handshake….touch a tree but don’t grind a tree. And dolla bills are not needed at Wdog. But some PAX members can pole dance!! Those briars can get you, along with poison ivy!!

    Yes, YHC has different cadence voices but only to entertain. Way to dominate this morning men!@!@ Worth it all to start our mornings this way.

    Only those who post understand.

    Loud and Proud,

    Flatline