Category: Richmond, VA

  • Easter Egg Hunt

    8 very curious men hopped out of bed on Good Friday and made it to Twin Team for an Easter Egg Hunt.  Much respect to Aggie who drove from Cville in the wee hours to introduce his Midlothian pal, Hawkeye (FNG), to F3RVA.

    COP:

    Slow mosey 100 yards to the beginning of the bus loop for 10 SSHs, 10 Don Quixotes, and 10 Russian Soldiers.  Then, instructions were then given to perform 10 Merkins, 10 Jump Squats, and race around the bus loop, returning to the front of Bettie and hold Plank. 

    The Thang (Easter Egg Hunt):

    Two teams were formed:

                  Team 1 – Rosie, Doozy, DK, and Aggie

                  Team 2 – Tobit, Hawkeye, Sugar Sock, and Bullesye

    The following instructions were provided while the PAX held Plank.  Well, this is how they looked in my head.  It later became apparent that they weren’t verbalized so clearly.     

    1. There were 8 stations in various locations within the standard AO footprint.
    2. Each team was provided a notecard with a hint about each of the 8 locations.
    3. Each station had a Ziploc bag under a soccer cone (to keep the wind from displacing the bag).
    4. Inside the bag was a notecard with exercises and 3 prizes.
    5. The prizes, which ranged in value, were a Peep (10 pts), a Robin Egg (5pts), and a Jelly Bean (1pt). 
    6. Some stations were harder and contained more of the high-value prizes.
    7. The first team to arrive would take the highest value prize available and then perform the exercises.  This is where YHC may have been unclear.
    8. Each team could choose their own route and order to the stations.
    9. The objective was to collect as many prizes as possible (but preferably, just one from each station) and return to the Flag by 6:10.  The team with the most points would win.

    The Hints / Stations and the exercises:

    • “Name of the AO” – This station was at the base of Twin Team. 
      • 40 Merkins
      • 40 Jump Squats
      • 80 Mountain Climbers, 2 count
    • “Alaska” – A map of the USA is painted on the Bettie Weaver playground. 
      • Tag all 4 of the basketball goals on the playground alternating Bear Crawl and Crawl Bear between each goal.
    • “The Murph” – On the playground where Honeymoon crushes us with the Murph
      • 20 pullups for each team member.  Assisted counts
    • “Swamp Entrance” – The JRHS football field is named the Swamp. 
      • Run up the home team bleachers 10 times performing 15 dips between each run.
    • “JRHS Tennis” – Hope this one is obvious.
      • 4 corners (progressive / add on) around the inside of the tennis courts.   
        • 10 HR Merkins
        • 20 Squats
        • 30 SSHs
        • 40 Mountain Climbers, 2 count
    • “High Above the Marching Band” – A two story platform at the edge of the parking lot where the marching band practices.
      • Run to the top of the platform 5 times each.
    • “JRHS” Fr. Circle” – The island in front of the high school main entrance.
      • 15 Walk-out Merkins
    • “JRHS Basketball (outdoors) – Obvious
      • 25 Jump Squats
      • 1 Suicide
      • Repeat 3x

    Disclaimer – YHC, who was on Team 2, set the locations and knew the prize values but fully intended to allow Team 2 to find each cone without YHC’s help.    

    YHC would like to say that the well-planned workout ran smoothly.  However, it did not.  As Team 2 made its way Alaska, YHC noticed that the soccer cone and Ziploc were missing.  Knowing Döner Kebab very well, YHC immediately suspected trickery.  YHC owes DK an apology…

    Laughing, but suspecting Team 1 was hiding the cones, Team 2 decided to pursue the stations in a different order.  This is where YHC may have helped with directions. 

    The hunt continued and each team made it to 6 or 7 of the 8 stations.  More than YHC anticipated.  Great job men.

    Back to the Flag – At 6:10, both teams reported back to the flag for various Merkins, and just a little bit of ab work, followed by a Ring of Fire.  Because of the confusion, no winner was selected.  Participation trophies were handed out instead. 

    Numberama, Namerama, COT

    No announcements

    In planning the Easter Egg Hunt, I felt it could either be a huge success or a complete failure.  It appears to have landed somewhere in the middle.

    In the post-workout conversation, it was determined that Team 1 wasn’t playing games by hiding the station cones.  Because the opening instructions weren’t so clear, Team 1 understood that they were to take all the prizes in the bag.  And to be helpful, they were collecting the cones and Ziplocs so YHC would have less clean up. 

    Thanks again to Aggie for his hour plus drive to join F3RVA and for introducing Hawkeye.  Thanks to the PAX for being good sports this morning.

    Happy Easter!

  • Spring Haiku Running Time

    Twenty Four gathered
    in the gloom for a run or
    bike ride as you please

    The weather was nice
    Cool temps with a little wind;
    great spring running time

    Haiku is the call
    Since YHC lived there and
    matriculated

    Offshore and Phonics
    received the campus his-tree
    tour while on the run

    Offshore likes the lake
    but does not like getting lost
    in Devils Pitchfork

    Phonics was looking
    for some extra credit so
    he ran up Bostwick

    Talking scare on the
    slog up Towana to Grove
    and we finished strong

  • F3RVA Field Day 2019

    F3RVA Field Day 2019

    The Second Annual – First Inaugural Installation of F3RVA Field Day is set for May 11th at Dogpile. This year the four teams will be divided into Nano Regions. Captains will be:

    Tuckahoe: Kubota DaVille: Spit SOJ: Gumbo City Proper: Vinny*

    Ideally each team is completely made up by nano region, but we’ll see. With that, choose team uniforms as you wish. Consider the gauntlet thrown. Team Tuckahoe, may I suggest flannel shirts.

    I intend for the Ghost Flag to be up, but don’t have control of it. Whoever is holding it as of May 11th, please bring it to Field Day and put it up for grabs. Corporate thanks you in advance for your cooperation.

    *YHC knowing the events will offer no advantage to his team. But see Wilson if you want to file a formal complaint. He mans the hotline.

  • Some things never change

    4 founders of CM brought their Kettlebells on a clear 50 degree morning.

    COP – SSH, Don Qs, Helicopters, Merkins, LBCs. Mosey to covered bus loop- Catch Me if you Can – 1 PAX carries 2 bells while other does: 5 Burpees, 10 Merkins, 10 Donkey Kicks. So much fun why not repeat for 2nd round. Then KB Swings

    Head to grass: Boat & Canoe and Alabama Softball Players. Followed with 3 sets of 20 PLTs. Then hit curb for: Skull Crushers and Pullovers. Finish with more Swings and Curls, then 2 MoM of American Hammers, Freddy Mercurys.

    NMS – A normal Circus morning with White Deer offering his backside commentary almost immediately in the COP, only after Johnsonville got 3 SSH’s in before his knee started acting up. White Deer stinking things up and Jville on the IR made it a normal morning.

    Atilla was surprisingly cavalier about the National Champion hoos losing 99% of their scoring to the NBA this week. Lots of NCAA championship swag on its way to the Hun household.

    The Catch Me if you can took a while but kept us all moving without running. Will need to break that out again.

  • Don Draper VQ – Attempting an Adequate Beatdown

    YHC arrived early for his VQ, greeted by Dr TryHard who was graciously planting the ShovelFlag. In the following minutes, sixteen men, including FNG Fire Marshall Bill, assembled at Hugenaut High for the third ever FORGE beatdown. Cordial chitchat was hastily interrupted as 5:30 flipped on the wrist apparatus and the clouds parted to a balmy 70 & sunny, off we went.  

    The Thang:
    MOSEY: Headed straight to kid drop off for COP

    • Burpees, Burpees, Burpees
    • Cherry Pickers
    • SSH
    • Arm Circles
    • Reverso Arm Circles
    • Merkins
    • Box Cutters
    • Alabama Prom Dates

    MOSEY: To the middle school (soccer?) field for a 4 CORNERS Escalator 

    • 10 Hand Release Merkins
    • 10 Hand Release Merkins + 20 Shoulder Taps
    • 10 Hand Release Merkins + 20 Shoulder Taps + 30 Monkey Humpers
    • 10 Hand Release Merkins + 20 Shoulder Taps + 30 Monkey Humpers + 40Flutter Kicks
    • Wall sit for the six

    MOSEY: To the amphitheater for a LINDSAY

    • Descending WW2’s (30/25/20…) & Ascending Plank Jacks (10/15/20…) 
    • Box jump up amphitheater seats, hop back down

    MOSEY: Back to kid drop off for a DORA 1-2-3

    • Partner up to take on 100 Burpees, 200 WW2’s, & 300 Plank Jacks as you alternate laps around the parking lot. 
    • Partner Leg Toss & extra Plank Jacks to bring up the six

    MOSEY: Back to the ShovelFlag for COT

    • Numberama 
    • Namerama 
    • Announcerama – Bullseye Q’ing an Easter Egg Hunt @ Twin Team tomorrow
    • Prayer
  • Timberwolf makes SOJ howl

    9 redwoods gathered to welcome the dawn F3 style on a perfect morning.

    Here is how it went down.

    Mosey to COP all IC: 22 SSH; 10 Abe Vigoda; 22 Grass Angels; 22 Australian Grass Angels; 22 4 count HRM; 22 LBC; 22 slow Frederick Mercury; Arm Circles

    Mosey to shipping container. Triple Check. Iron Chair with Overhead Claps + Plank Jack (O.P.P. yah you know me) + run to far side of basketball courts. Plank for 6.

    Mosey to darkest field. 20 Plerkins warmup. At each lap post (8) 10 Merkin, 20 WW 2 Situp, 30 Squats.

    Mosey to car loop. 5 Spider Merkins oyo + 22 Hello Dolly IC.

    YHC took us out.

    NMS – Day 5. 

    YHC enjoyed the early and quiet trek to Timberwolf for a little out of region action and to see the countryside.  I enjoyed seeing the natural habitat of the far SOJ crew.  The ride back on 288 was more more like the autobahn – all SOJ must leave early for the daily commute.

    Some mumble chatter about whether Wilson likes to run or complain or both – made me feel at home.  Curious PAX want to know if this is the spring training return that Aisle 5 was looking for.  

    Australian style grass angels continue to be a COP crowd pleaser.  Spider merkins to finish it off make sure there is something for everyone.

    Boom!

  • Maundy Thursday

    19 strong (4 Attorneys/15 Non-Attorneys) posted in the gloom this fine Maundy Thursday morning for a Kubota beatdown. This is what went down:

    Mosey over to the NW corner of school yard for:

    COP:

    10 x Don Quixotes

    15 x Helicopters

    15 x Russian Soldiers

    15 x Cherry Pickers

    15 x Hand-Release Merkins

    20 x LBC’s

    Mosey to bus loop for:

    Curb Crawls:

    Bear Crawl/Crawl Bear curb to curb. 1 Merkin/2 Merkins/3 Merkins/4 Merkins/5 Merkins/5 Merkins/4/3/2/1 Al Gore for the 6 six.

    Mosey over to field for:

    Suicide 11’s:

    Using the 10 trees on Cary Street, perform 11’s suicide style. 10 WWII’s at first tree/1 Jump Squat at baseline. Repeato until all trees have been covered and finish with 1 WWII/10 Jump Squats. Plank for the six.

    Stay on field and partner up for:

    Touch-A-Tree(fence) Dora:

    In rotating fashion, Partner 1 runs across field and touches new fence.

    Partner 2 completes: 100 x merkins, 200 x LBC’s, 300 x SSH’s

    Stay with your partner for:

    2 x 25 Partner Leg Tosses each

    Circle up for:

    Burpee Shuffle:

    PAX member calls out 1, 2 or 3 Burpees. Cannot repeat number before you. Shuffle feet while waiting. About 40 Burpees completed.

    Time Up! Back to the flag!

    COT, Numberama, Namearama, Announcements and YHC took us out!

    Announcements:

    Bodo’s VQ is May 8th at WDOG.

    Don Draper had his VQ this morning at The Forge.

    Gomer Pyle week continues at RAMM tomorrow.

    Upchuck has Breaking Bread next Sunday the 28th. Please see if you can help him. Need someone to sign up for May and the rest of the year.

    Today was “Swirly has his Annual Physical Day” I’m sure he and the doctor banged out some PLT’s or Wilson’s Dying Cockroaches together.

    NMS:

    It was nice to get back in the saddle this morning with you men. YHC has had a rough couple of weeks with the Flu, kid’s being sick and work functions. This was the longest that YHC has gone in between posts since YHC started. YHC didn’t know if he would be fresh and ready to roll or feeling out of shape this morning. Let’s just say it was both. The rest of the PAX looked like they were in great shape and killed the workout. Well done!

    When YHC returned home this morning, he looked at his Garmin App and checked out the map of what had been accomplished this morning. Let’s just say that YHC was amazed at what he saw. Unintentionally, we mapped out a perfect CROSS on the field with the Suicide 11’s and the DORA. With today being Maundy Thursday and tomorrow Good Friday, let’s reflect on the pain and suffering that our Savior Jesus Christ went through to save us from our sins. Also, there always seems to be a certain peace that we can enjoy during this Holy Week, so let’s try to soak that peace in.

    Welcome to FNG – Time Out (Eric). Time Out is a Litigator at Hunton and Williams and works with Gumbo. Being from Michigan and a Michigan Wolverine’s fan, Chris Webber’s mishap in the NCAA Final against UNC was a fitting name. Plus, he ran to and from the workout and killed it! Great job and come on back!

    Enjoyed it fellas and have a great rest of the day!

    Kubota

  • Hills Please

    2 studs posted this afternoon for Roller Coaster and here is how it went down.

    TYA – 1 long loop 1 medium loop

    Swirly – 1 long loop 1 medium loop 1 short loop

    TyA did a great job especially just coming off his 50k this past weekend – well done dude.

    Although we both had some heartburn from lunch…. It felt great to be out running the hills on a beautiful evening!

    See y’all in the gloom .

  • Around the World

    5 fighters crash landed into the school parking lot for a battle that went something like this…

    Mosey to the school entrance.

    COP All IC – Arm circles, helicopters, don quixotes, SSHs, copperhead squats, LBCs

    Mosey to the bus loop

    Around the World

    Go around the bus loop with stops at the four corners with the following: Corner 1 – 40 two-handed kettle bell swings, Corner 2 – 35 two-handed kettle bell swings, Corner 3 – 30 two-handed kettle bell swings, Corner 4 – 25 two-handed kettle bell swings. This included stopping at the midpoint on the long stretches for 40 LBCs each. Mosey around the bus loop.

    Go around the bus loop with stops at the four corners with the following: Corner 1 – 20 two-handed kettle bell swings, Corner 2 – 15 two-handed kettle bell swings, Corner 3 – 10 two-handed kettle bell swings, Corner 4 – 5 two-handed kettle bell swings. This included stopping at the midpoint on the long stretches for 20 LBCs each.

    Go around the bus loop with stops at the four corners with the following: Corner 1 – 20 snatches, Corner 2 – 15 snatches, Corner 3 – 10 snatches, Corner 4 – 5 snatches. This included stopping at the midpoint on the long stretches for 20 LBCs each.

    20 goblet squats, 20 sit-up presses, 20 clean-and-presses

    Mosey to the flag location for boat canoes

    Numberama, Namerama, Announcements, Yardsale took us out.

    NMS:

    YHC almost missed the Q on this one. YHC checked the Q sign-up sheet earlier in the week and thought that he saw that Gomer Pyle’s name for MANNDate. Mudface, however, texted YHC with some trash talk and provided a Q-saving reminder.

    Mumble chatter was prevalent this morning with Yardsale leading the way. YHC kept waiting for Mudface to uncork his, “C’mon man! If you are going to talk that much then increase your weight” comments but they never came.

    YHC started the COP with arm circles and other exercises in light of “feedback” (indirect through passive channels) from Lab Rat about the order of COP exercises. After all of the PAX felt loose, YHC unleased the normal SSHs and everything felt right again.

    The “Around the World” exercise was a late night creation the prior evening in light of Mudface’s text and Q wake-up call. 180 two-handed kettle bell swings over the course of the two trips around the bus loop provided a good challenge for the PAX. The “breaks” for LBCs and moseying around the parking lot were welcomed by all.

    Helix and Mudface pushed through the workout with heavy weight and tenacity. The rest of the PAX didn’t take any prisoners either!

    At one point, Mudface unleashed the 4th F and almost killed the PAX on the spot. He shouted, “Pad Thai HOT!!!” in reference to the previous night’s dinner but he could have easily been described the GAS that lit up the entire region…

    Every F3 morning is an adventure!

    The Carpenter


  • No Bullseye? Ab-tastic!

    7 SOJ warriors assembled at Midlo Middle School. Their search for the Source of Truth went something like this:

    THANG

    Mosey to far side of school for COP: SSHs, Empirial Walkers, Russian Soldiers, 20 Tempo Merkins, Plank Shoulder Taps, LBCs, Slow LBCs, Box Cutters 1 direction, Box Cutters other direction, Alabama Prom Dates

    Mosey to front of school for Curb Crawl: up to 6 and back down

    Assemble for Doors for Orange Crush: As a PAX, run school perimeter, stop at each numbered door, perform 1 burpee + an ab exercise according to the number on the door. Each member of PAX gets to call exercises for 5 doors, which included Flutterkicks, WWIIs, American Hammers, Hello Dolly Crossovers, Pickle Pounders, Freddies

    Mosey back to cars for Partner Pain: Partner up, 1 dips on benches, other performs 25 squats, switch, repeat until time is called

    Walk to VSF for COT: Gumbo took us out with a quote that went something like “If the people in your circle are not inspiring you, then you’re not in a circle at all, rather you’re in a cage.” Given this definition, the F3 circle is definitely a circle!

    Naked Moleskin

    It’s not much on paper, but that was a smokefest for sure. 20 tempo merkins left the Q winded, in case anyone couldn’t tell….then followed by a traditional curb crawl.

    In fact, YHC thought we could get a Beast in as well. YHC must be a little rusty…because the Doors ended with 5 min to go!

    Tobit lead the PAX through the doors…and was good to wait for the PAX after 5 doors.

    Not much mumblechatter today, except for the College BBall/Kyle Guy talk as we moseyed.

    It was a pleasure, and YHC appreciates the PAX helping call out the exercises.

    Announcements

    Lots happening tomorrow: Gomer Pyle stamps his SOJ Passport to Q Timberwolf, while Don Draper performs his VQ at THE FORGE