Category: Richmond, VA

  • Super RollerCoaster

    TYA, YHC and FNG (JoAnne) shook off a little cemento (that is not a misspelling) dust for a Wednesday evening hill run.  2.5 miles in one direction with multiple path and street changes.  Return same route with slight modifications due to some directional difficulties attributed to TYA.

    Total Elevation Gain – Approximately 100 feet.

    NMS – Upon arriving back at home base after a day TYA acting like he knows what he is doing when it comes to masonry and YHC acting like he knows what he is doing when it comes to speaking Spanish, YHC and TYA were sitting on the front steps covered in dirt, dust and mud.  YHC knows that TYA loves his Wed. Hill run, so YHC delcares we are going for a run.  YHC informs TYA that we are going to take the path across the street from the house and take a left up a mountain and see where we end up.  What could go wrong with a plan like that?  It turns out that we ran uphill for 2.5 miles.  Along the way, we traversed through a patch of pine trees that were completely engulfed in clouds.  Very eerie.  As the run progressed, the PAX got plenty of looks from the villagers, as YHC is sure they have not seen many white men or women run through their streets before.  The kids directed many snickers our way.  What is great about running in high elevation, is after you have climbed the elevation and head back down the mountain, your lungs clear themselves and your breathing is extremely clear and efficient.  YHC thought he was going to have to tackle TYA, as the man was a beast this afternoon pushing the limits on the inclines.  YHC threatened sever injury if TYA did not give YHC enough time to catch his breath and get rid of his light headedness after an especially difficult climb.  TYA obliged by giving YHC exactly 3 seconds.  A#$&^%.  All in all, it was a great run and no better way to end of day of hard work than with a buddy and some fun.

    Circle K

  • Mountain Beast

    Two men woke slinked out of the top bunks to get the day started the only way F3RVA men know how (especially when in Guatemala): (sidenote-these workouts are not for Big Data purposes)

    Mosey approximately 50 yds up mountain for COP. Exercises included:

    DQs (completely out of breath-how can we be completely out of breath with DQs?), SSH, Helicopter, Freddie Mercuries, merkins, some other stuff.

    Mosey another 50 yds for Proper Dora (ode to Lab Rat-Damn Lab Rat made it in a BB in Guatemala.  The country will never be the same)  1 partner perform Caroline Dry Dock, LBC, Squat while other partner run down row of houses.  Complete when perform 100 of each exercise as a team.

    Mosey 5 yds for the hardest Beast you could imagine, The Mountain Beast.  Mountain Beast consisted of running up and down a damn mountain stopping to perform 6 reps at various locations.  Exercises included merkins, curb dips, flutter kicks, copperhead squats, LBCs and Burpees.

    Mosey halfway down the mountain for curb crawls.  Bear crawl across road for 1 incline merkin, crawl bear back across road for 2 decline merkins.  Repeato until up to 5 and back down to 1.

    Mosey back to VSF.

    NMS : Another beautiful morning in Guatemala mountains.  45 degrees in July translate into 70 and sunny any day of the week.  TYA and YHC have a theory about working out in 10K feet of elevation.  It does not matter what exercise you do first, it will cause you to be completely out of breath.  We started with Saab style (real slow) DQs and both of us looked at each other asking :Why can’t we breath?  Just DQs, right?  We were completely gassed from a 50 yd jog and DQs.  This elevation is no joke, but if we ever catch our breath, we will be stronger at normal elevations.  Upon completion of the Proper Doras as we strolled a couple yards, YHC noticed TYA was looking down this mountain.  The following conversation ensued:

    YHC – You are thinking about doing a Beast up and down this mountain?

    TYA – Yes

    YHC – Are you f#$%&^ serious?

    TYA – Yes

    And with those two words, we did the Mountain Beast.  During the Mountain Beast, there must have been severe shortage of oxygen to the brain as TYA exclaimed “Did you see that horse?”  YHC explained to TYA that the horse had been there throughout the entire workout.  Maybe it was the same horse TYA saw during his 100 mile race.  The natives of these Guatemalan villages are not used to visitors performing a Bootcamp workout (or any type of workout for that matter).  TYA and YHC got some laughs, crazy looks and disbelieving stares while they watched the PAX perform Burpees, Flutterkicks and Curb Crawls.  I am completely confident this was the first time they have ever witnessed Burpees and unfortunately, they witnessed TYA’s and YHC’s form

    Circle K

     

  • The 5 Boroughs of New York City

    Eighteen stout-hearted men, including one FNG, arrived early in the gloom to see what Sabotage, YHC, had to offer for his VQ. Despite arriving ridiculously early to check out the AO after last night’s downpour, YHC pulls into the parking area to see Big Blue staring him in the face. Made a mental note- to be the first PAX on the scene for WDog, you might as well arrive the night before and sleep in your car. After waking the PAX up by playing the Beastie Boys’ “Sabotage” (don’t hate just because you don’t have your own theme song), here’s how it went down:

    The Thang

    COP- SSH x 20, DQ x 15, Arm Circles x 10, Merkins x 10, LBCs x 20. Mosey to Rusty Cage.

    Rusty Cage- Partner up for 4 set of 8 pullups and 4 sets of 8 dips.

    Mosey to large field- Bear Crawl ¼ of the way, 20 Monkey Humpers, Crab walk to ½ way, 20 Copperhead Squats, Bear Crawl to ¾ mark, 20 Monkey Humpers, Crab walk to the end, 20 Copperhead Squats. Plank when done.

    Mosey to field between amphitheater and parking area- 25 yard sprint, 50 yard sprint, 75 yard sprint, 100 yard sprint, 20 merkins, 20 LBCs, 100 yard sprint.

    Mosey back to flag- 20 Freddie Mercury, 20 American Hammers, 20 4-count 6 inch leg raises, Ring of Fire with 10 pushups each.

    Numberama

    Namerama

    YHC took us out.

    Moleskin

    Being somewhat new to the scene, YHC wanted to give everyone a taste of where most of his adult life was spent, New York City. The first stop was Manhattan, and because people in Manhattan work soul sucking jobs for 80 hours a week and drink themselves to sleep each night, the COP is all the F3 workout they’d be able to do. Brooklyn came next and we headed for the Rusty Cage. There’s a saying- “Brooklyn, only the strong survive.” The PAX may have survived the punishment of the rusty cage, but what was difficult for YHC to survive was  listening to people from the south making their attempts at Brooklyn accents.

    We headed to the large field for The Bronx with plenty of animal named exercises in honor of The Bronx Zoo. YHC might have bit off more than he could chew, and that field seemed to magically grow in length the longer one crab walked on it. There was a lot of fun NYC mumblechatter, and YHC heard everything from Fuggedaboutit to Joey Chestnut, the reigning Hot Dog eating champion, to whether or not Harlem is a neighborhood or a borough.

    Staten Island came next, and we practiced what it would be like to run from the mob. There were plenty of sprints, and mumblechatter ceased to a grinding halt. The last stop was Queens, and the PAX persevered and ended the workout with plenty of Mary and a Circle of Fire.

    Welcome FNG, Cold Feet! Sorry you didn’t like my sermon, Lab Rat. Enjoyed reminiscing at the end about the thrill of opening a new pack of baseball cards, hauling huge tvs to each other’s houses to play Halo circa 2001, and greatly enjoyed Loose Goose doing an excellent demonstration of Tony Pena’s catcher stance. Thanks for all the encouragement regarding the VQ! YHC is grateful for you all.

    -Sabotage

  • Travel by Plane, Chicken Bus, Boat-Time for a Run

    Two F3RVA men shook off two days of traveling to and through Guatemala by waking early for a run.  Temps were 70 and Sunny (actually about 45 degrees F) and this is what happened:

    Simple enough route-Begin running and proceed 2.1 miles in one direction along main road (if that is what you want to call it).  Turn around and bring it back to home base.

    NMS : Because of the fact we were located at about 9500 feet elevation above sea level, the challenge of this run started with the first step.  The route was straight up for 1 mile, followed by a short down hill, another long uphill, closing out with a well earned down hill.  It was great going for a run in 45 degree weather in mid-July.  Working out in high altitude is no joke.  It did not take long before TYA and YHC were completely gassed.  Approximately 1/2 mile.  The mountains in this area of the Southern Highlands of Guatemala are perfect BRR training and provide some of the most beautiful views supplied by Mother Nature.

    Circle K

  • Glad, I did not eat a lot for dinner!

    4 men arose from the fart sack to the emerging dawn to see what YHC had in store for SOT this morning.  0530….let’s go! Mosey to parking lot across from the football field.

    COP……x 15 Arm circles (10 small, 5 big). Forward than backwards. x 10 Don Quixote’s, x 10 Helicopters, x 15 Imperial walkers, x 14 Box cutters, x 13 Flutter kicks. And we were done!

    Triple nickel….starting at the bottom of the hill at the parking lot, perform 5 merkins and run to the top of the hill, near the school buses and perform x 5 (2 count) mountain climbers and back down the hill. Repeat 3 times. Mosey to football field.

    Crossing the Field……..Partner up. Partner 1 runs to the other end of the football field and back to his partner. Partner 2 performs x 10 SSH and bear crawls across the football field. Partner 1 meets partner 2. Switch and repeat until football field is crossed. But the PAX needs to go back across the football field. So instead of SSH, WWII situps it is. Repeat but exercise is WWII situps, x 5!

    1 lap around the track…..social lap for PAX members!!

    SUPER 21…such a great exercise…….1 merkin, 1 WWII situp. 2 merkins, 2 WWII situps, 3 merkins, 3 WWII situps….keep going all the way up to 21. Mid exercise, Ponch states, “Glad I did not eat a lot for dinner last night.” Almost merlot for YHC’s Q!! YHC thought this would take up the rest of SOT time this morning, but PAX finished with 3 minutes to spare.

    Mosey to stairs for a trip up and back down. And one more trip up and than mosey back to the Flag!

    Number-ama, Name-r-ama, Announcements: Puppy Pile this Saturday at 0705. CSAUP in October if interested, more to come! HDHH tonight, see backblast.

    YHC took us out!

    NMS…..Tobit, way TO CRUSH merkins this morning. Sugar Sock asked, “Is anyone else on their knees yet?” Copy…everyone but Tobit! Ponch, great comment mid way through the exercise!!

    Ponch-great to meet you this morning. I won’t say keep posting because you drove from Tuckahoe this morning to southside!! Perfect!

    Sugar Sock and Tobit, awesome to work out with SOJ regulars that YHC has not seen in awhile! Summer is busy, for sure but fantastic way to start YHC’s day!!

    The strength shown by the PAX members is truly awesome and I am humbled in leading!! There is no other way to start a hump day than by posting!!

    Only those who post understand!!

    Loud and Proud,

    Flatline

  • The KB Horseshoe + Some

    A Lucky 7 arrived at Washington-Henry ES for a little horseshoe fun

    This is how it went down:

    Slaughter Start – 5 KB Burpees

    COP (ALL IC) – Helicopters, DQ, Arm Circles

    Mosey to the bus loop

    The Lucky Horseshoe 

    Using the bus loop:

    1 Lap – 20 Merkins
    1 Lap – 20 Merkins,  20 Goblet Squats
    1 Lap – 20 Merkins, 20 Goblet Squats, 20 KB Swings
    1 Lap – 20 Merkins, 20 Goblet Squats, 20 KB Swings, 20 Flutter Kick Presses
    1 Lap – 20 Merkins, 20 Goblet Squats, 20 KB Swings, 20 Flutter Kick Presses, 20 (2ct) American Hammers with KB
    1 Lap – 20 Goblet Squats, 20 KB Swings, 20 Flutter Kick Presses, 20 (2ct) American Hammers with KB
    1 Lap – 20 KB Swings, 20 Flutter Kick Presses, 20 (2ct) American Hammers with KB
    1 Lap – 20 Flutter Kick Presses, 20 (2ct) American Hammers with KB
    1 Lap – 20 (2ct) American Hammers with KB

    Victory Lap

    Mosey back to the front of the school

    Triple Check – Donkey Kicks, KB Burpees, Lap around the parking lot

    Numerama, Namerama, Announcements, Emoji took us out

    MOLESKIN

    The last time YHC can reminder completing the Lucky Horseshoe was during Tuckahoe Takeover last year and Honey Do was so kind to introduce us to it. Guess what? It still sucks!

    Off Shore lead the PAX with YHC trying to keep up. The rest of PAX wasn’t far behind. The PAX made short work of the Lucky Horseshoe so YHC has made a mental note to extend the run next time.

    Yard Sale is a donkey kick beast! Not sure if anyone else can go that fast for that long.

    Glad to have Lockjaw and Off Shore join us today. Good luck with the rest of your summer tour

    ANNOUNCEMENTS 
    • HDHH Tonight at Triple Crossing. See Lockjaw’s Preblast
    • Puppy Pile this Saturday at 7:05

    SPIT ON THAT!!

     

  • Manscaping Required

    blade, blade of grass, cut

    Twelve fleet-a-foot gathered near the commons for a birthday iteration of Spider Run.  Parking logistics were altered from the norm, causing a scattering of PAX members.  Eventually we all met up for:

    The Thang
    Warm up lap around the lake before convening at the base of gateway and richmond way.  Partner up for beat your partner to the spot.  One partner runs clockwise back up the hill towards the stadium while the other runs counter.  When you meet, tag hands and return to the start.  Repeat, attempting to beat your partner to where you tagged the first time.

    Quick shuffle along the path, through the woods to the base of towana and roselawn for hill repeats.  1 minute up roselawn at ~80%.  Recover back to the bottom of the hill in 1:45.  Repeat for a total of 6 iterations, attempting to meet or beat your previous apex on the hill.

    Mosey back to the flag for COT where YHC took us out.

    Moleskin
    This morning was a wonderfully warm and humid day.  YHC picked this day on the calendar back in January and have been thinking about how to challenge the PAX ever since.  We could have done typical 4, 5, and 6 mile routes but that wouldn’t have been very exciting.  Since we haven’t pulled out intervals or hill repeats in a while, YHC figured we could do both.

    Lug was likely disappointed he found us after our jaunt around the lake as he was probably about to embark on his own journey for the day.  Luckily Bleeder found him and he joined in with the rest of us.

    Singer was eager for instructions this morning, and as 530 approached all YHC said was 1 minute gentlemen.  I think everyone knew what was in store after that point.

    Great to see Rosie and Swiper punching their tickets today.  Both of them were crushing the hills today.  Speaking of crushing the hills, there was a little father / son battle one of the final repeats of the morning.  Swirly took off like a cannon only to have Grunt blaze his own trail to the top.  I’ll let either one of them disclose the results.

    Title of the BB today is fair warning to the PAX.  If you attempt to wear heart-shaped sequin tassel pasties (I’ll let you google that on your own) on your birthday while running, you may want to consider some localized prep in the area.  Saab suggested perhaps some more powerful adhesive or proper shaving of the area.  YHC did neither.

    Announcements
    CSAUP
    Puppy Pile

    Enjoy the day gentlemen.  I know I will.

    Splinter out.

  • No more Crocs?? And we did Burpees!

    10 Warriors arose from the fartsack on nice and humid morning to grace the well manicured and perfectly watered fields of No Toll for a mid Summer beatdown!

    COP-

    SSH x 20

    DQ x 10

    Arm Circles X 15

    CopperHead Squats x 10

    Merkins x 10

    LBCs x 25

    5 Burpees OYO

    Mosey to back field

    4 Corners Diagonal Style

    Round 1-

    Corner 1 – 10 Burpees, run to corner 2 diagonally

    Corner 2  – 20 -Monkey Humpers

    Corner 3 – 30 WWIIs, run  to corner 4 diagonally

    Corner 4 – 40 SSHs – run backwards to corner 1

    Round 2 – Run Pattern is same as round 1

    Corner 1 – 10 Burpees

    Corner 2 – 20 Merkins

    Corner 3 – 30 Jump squats

    Corner 4 – 40 Single Count Lunges

    Plank Up

    Mosey to sideline

    Indian Exercise length of the field

    Pax line up about 3 yards apart down the sideline.  First PAX member does 5 burpees while PAX does called exercise, once burpees are complete, run to the end of the line, next man up does 5 burpees and continues moving the line.  work the entire length of field to complete.  Exercises included, LBCs, WWIIs, Merkins, Arm Circles, burpees, Elbow Plank, LT. Dans, Scorpion Kicks, Squats.

    Mosey to Pavilion, Switch Fields

    Triple Check –

    Runner – Dips – Freddie Mercuries

    Mosey towards Flag, YHC Called Stop drop and 3 Burpees OYO

    Merkin Ring of Fire

    Wilson still had Energy so 5 more Burpees OYO

    Back to Flag

    Numberama, Namerama, YHC took us out!

    Announcements:

    Puppy Pile Sat at 7 after Dog Pile

    Trails and Ales run registration is open for October

    NMS-

    Great morning to be back in the confines of No Toll with sprinklers blasting around us men.  It was noticed that Mr. Roper no longer arrives donning the ever so popular Crocs that he is know for.  Upon further investigation we learned there was an accident with the Crocs and they no longer exist, which has changed his life for the better.  I wont go into details but Ill leave it at Happy Wife, Happy Life!  Great to Cerrano back out after a 7 month hiatus due to basically living in London that entire time, respect for getting back out brother!  Tobit and Flange set the pace on the 4 corners and crushed it as usual, strong work fellas!  Also great to have Oyster back from vacation, who did find out there AOs near the beach he was relaxing on, but good for you for taking some down time with the family and enjoying your week off.  Posh and Ollivander were machines on the Indian exercises not letting up at all, way to push fellas.  Lastly, we had the mumblechatter of Wilson and Vinny, these 2 embody what F3 is about, work hard but enjoy the company, these two do that so well.  It was an honor to lead you gents this morning, cant wait to do it again!

    Have a great day boys, step out of your comfort zone today, small acts of kindness can change someones day, week or life, thats why we do what we do!  See you in the gloom!

    Marmaduke

  • All Alone

    According to Big Data, YHC had not been to River Run since 2017. Needing a good group run for BRR preparation, he headed down to Bettie Weaver school. 5:30 came and went and no other cars turned into the parking lot. Route was one mile out and back up Twin Team hill 5 times. Need to take watch in for repairs because surely the pace wasn’t that slow.

  • 5 on 5 = SPRINTS!

    What the heck is a Scoober? A primer…

     

    Ten ULTIMATE dudes came to play at DaVille.  They left not disappointed and sweaty:

     

    After a quick COP, it was decided to make a quick mod to the field for our smaller numbers.  A nip here, a tuck there, and we were ready to play.  Ultimate!  Game on…

    Team white (plus Goose in lime?!?) led the way the whole time.  Team black had it’s moments, but could not handle the white team.  Spike was an absolute beast and both sides knew it.  Team black had it’s moments, but simply could not keep up.  When Lab Rat is your “sprinter”, it’s gonna be a long morning.

    Speaking of sprinting, 5 on 5 is a BRUTAL game.  Between the game and putting out the cones, my watch put me at just over 4 miles worth of steps.  I am smoked!

    It was great to get FNG Scoober out to play with us.  Scoober is an active member of the special needs sports community, and keeps Lab Rat’s son part time over the summer.  He is a captain of the Bridgewater Ultimate team, so was excited to get to throw with us this morning.  He got his name from an attempted throw he made this morning, and Viral’s knowledge of all things related to frisbees and hacky sacks.

    Special thanks to Ponch, Loose Goose, Offshore and Viral for putting in the windshield time to keep the summer of dreams going.

    Apology of the week goes out to the woman who decided to do laps in the parking lot as we were moseying across it.  Sorry to almost dent your hood.

     

    Lab Rat apologizes…