Category: Richmond, VA

  • Fancy Hands

    Aye!  Do you ever look around your AO and think, “I wonder when we’re going to use that?”  Yep, it was time we put the track to good use.  19 gathered to put toes “on the line” again and again as we all thought back to track practice.  Fun was had by all.

    The THANG:

    • Mosey around baseball field for warm-up COP:  20 SSH, 10 merkins, 20 Freddy Mercury, 20 Imperial Walkers
    • Mosey to track for some fun runs with plank fun between each rep:  1x 800, 1x 400, 2x 200, 2x 100
    • Meet at soccer field for COP: 20 fwd lunges, 10 Clerkins, 20 Dollys
    • Run to school wall for partner Peoples’ Chair and sprints down the drive, rinse and repeat.  Followed by 10 derkins because the curb was just too perfect
    • Mosey to back baseball filed for the #STH named “Wicked Googley:”  Partner does 10 LBC and 10 dips while his buddy bear crawls down the field and runs back.  Rinse and repeat.
    • Run to playground for Ciabatta:  alternating body rows with flutter kicks for 5 min
    • COT

    It turns out the men of Richmond F3 have very discerning hands,  Regular calls went out during planks and merkins such as “this grass is nice.., the gravel on the track really stings.., this pavement is so much nicer than the gravel.., now I’m getting splinters from the mulch.”  The princess and pea syndrome will likely result in everyone getting gloves for Xmas, #FancyHands

    Toga

     

     

  • Echoes and Whispers

    Today’s PAX consisted of thirteen early risers who got out of the fart sack to head to the Near West End for this morning’s workout at Mary Munford Elementary (NOT “Mumford” like the band Mumford and Sons as I recently realized). Doner Kebab and Loose Goose led the festivities, and this group came to work!

    THE THANG:

    Doner Kebab Q

    • Mosey to the opposite side of the school
    • COP with Side straddle hop x15, Merkins x 13, Imperial Walker x 12, Low Slow Squats x 12, and Little Baby Crunches in the cold wet grass x12
    • Mosey to the trees along Cary Street for . . . well, you know what’s next
    • 11s of Merkins and LBCs, wallking lunges between each stop.
    • Mosey to the near side of the school near the playground
    • COP with Burpees x8 OYO, Bicycles x12, Flutter Kicks x 12, Dolly x 12, and Rosalita x12
    • Mosey to the soccer field
    • (Newly created) Plank Indian Run, Conspiracy fell asleep while he was counting down from 20.

    Loose Goose Q

    • Mosey to the edge of the basketball court near the bars
    • Circuit — half of the group does Inverted Pull Ups x10 while other half does Peter Parker Merkins x10. Recovery exercise was balance toe touches x7 left and x7 right. Rinse & repeat the Circuit of Pull Ups and Peter Parker Merkins
    • 2 lap run around the field (~8 min)
    • Plank up, with R arm to sky and L arm to sky
    • COT

    MOLESKIN (partially provided by Bleeder):

    A developing norm — the married guys politely say “morning” as the PAX passes by the gathering women’s group, but you can find the single guy(s) in the group by listening for the more chipper “morning ladies!”

    The Indian Plank gave the opportunity to discuss the origins of Donor kabob’s name, Das good, Ya!

    The echo count on the pull up bars turned into a giggle fest by Loose Goose.

    Does anyone have a seeing eye dog to let DK use when he leads the moseying between pain stations?

    Conspiracy and Orville had speed trails on the final run. Those guys can run!

    With the parting comment, “Hey Bleeder’s not last.” (he just enabled in true CEO form, the shortest route is quickest)

  • TYA KEEPS CALM AND GETS HIS GROOVE ON

    Screenshot from 2014-10-14 14:02:18

    Nine of the faithful and two FNGs ventured out into the bright moonlight to post for Richmond’s second weekly #notoll workout. Johnsonville planted the slightly-used shovel flag, and TYA Got his Groove On.

    The Thang:

    TYA on Q:

    Mosey down the roadway to the grass near soccer fields
    Quick disclaimer and welcome to FNG
    COP
    20x SSH
    15x Merkin
    18x Imperial Walker
    15x LBC

    Jog to basketball court
    King of Spades
    45 second plank
    Regular suicide
    45 second plank
    Karaoke suicide
    45 second plank
    Backward run suicide

    Jog to gate entrance to soccer parking area
    Min1 menage’
    Teams of 3
    90x merkins
    90x bunny hops
    90x LBC

    Johnsonville on Q:

    Mosey to back of park for THE BEAST consisting of wide grip pushups, heels to heaven, back bridge hip lifts, bicycles, stagger pushups, and LBCs.

    COT

    The weather was perfect. TYA’s plank/suicides were tough, but that followed by THE BEAST was a jab / right-cross combination of moonlit Gloom. The PAX remained positive throughout, and as several started to wear down, F3 men offered much praise and encouragement.

    Thanks to P-Squared (FNG) and Lugnut (FNG) for showing up. It is important that we recognize (and that the minutes reflect) that P-Squared is short for “The Princess and the Pea[y].” Thus, P-Squared has many options for Twitter and F3 Nation avatars, but we strongly recommend something pink and Disneyesque.

    Great job men! See you in the Gloom.

    — Johnsonville and TYA

    Next workout: #45MinutesofMary – Thursday, 5:30 am at Mary Munford ES
    Next Hump Day Happy Hour (HDHH) – Wed., Oct. 22 at American Taproom from 5-7 pm.

  • Saturday Morning Lights

    It was a dreary, drizzly autumn morning, but 13 brave souls withstood the elements to witness Orville’s virgin Q. Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t loose…it was like Friday Night Lights on Saturday…not at night. Keeping with the football theme, the spirit of #KeithWalton was with us all during our workout (see photo).

    KW

    The THANG

    Mosey to the (softball) diamond
    SSH (x15)
    Windmill (x15)
    Freddy Mercurys (aka the Bicycle) (x15)
    Plank Hops (x15)
    Rousing game of #duckduckgoose
    Rotated between planks, Hello Dollies, Mountain Climbers, & laughing at #Conspiracy while the geese mosey’d

    Pair up
    Cumulative sit ups (30 seconds on, 5 seconds to switch)
    Mr. Ts (30 seconds on, 5 seconds to switch)
    Bear crawls & tree tagging (15 trees each set)

    Mosey to lacrosse soccer field for football drills inspired by the honorable #keithwalton

    Mosey to tennis court for the #SamprasSet (I’m making up a lot of hashtags here)
    50% jog to half court, 2 burpees, backpedal to original sideline, 50% jog to far court, 2 burpees, backpedal to original sideline
    Rinse & repeat, but with 75% run & 4 burpees
    Final set is 100%, sans burpees & backpedals

    Mosey to blaktop for #plank-o-rama
    Hold for 1:40 (regular, right hand high, left hand high)
    Hold for 2:30 (regualr, RHH, LHH, Souther Gentleman, Yankee Aggressor)

    Mosey to lower football field for #push-o-rama
    Merkin (x10)
    Peter Parker (x7)
    Stagger Right (x6)
    Stagger Left (x6)
    Diamond (x5)

    COT
    Orville took us out

    Moleskin

    T-claps to the youngest FNG to come to a Richmond F3 boot camp so far: Johnsonville’s son, Cheetah! Good #mumblechatter during the pairing up exercises. Winning team of Conspiracy & Swing State receive nearly 5,000 points for doing the most situps. T-claps, boys! Reassuring & encouraging smiles from Loose Goose kept me going in the right direction for my first Q. Backwards bear crawls up a short hill turned out to be the favorite exercise of the morning for Brain Tumor, as well as most of the PAX, I think. Toga (and others who will go unmentioned here but whose names rhyme with “Drum Tucket” and “Bronsonville”) think a tackling drill is the logical next step for the #keithwalton. We’ll see about that.

    Stay safe this weekend, fellas.

  • What number are we on?

    18 happy souls charged the fields of Mary Munford Elementary this morning.  TYA and Toga led a series of fun filled activities, and all were up to the challenge.

    Thang:

    Q- TYA
    Mosey to the warm-up
    COP
    LBC
    SSH
    Merkins
    Squat reach
    Windmills
    11s at the trees with burpees and rowers
    Q- Toga
    Arc Loader 4x
    Wheelbarrow relay
    Backwards run
    Karaoke 2x
    Push-o-Rama
    Merkins 10
    Werkins 10
    Clerkins 8 or 9, Toga kept phasing out
    Sterkins 6 and 6
    5 MoM
    LBC 20
    Toe touches 12
    Ol School Sit-ups 10
    Hello Dolly 11
    Superman with a song
    Moleskin:
    TYA’s 11s on the trees will be an official staple of the 45MoM workout.  Getting to that little segment early had everyone well warmed up for anything that might follow.  #Orville pushed a hard pace as he is prepping to deliver a smoke fest at the #GridIron this Saturday.

    Toga’s cold med head did not lend itself well to a smooth transition or an accurate count during the Push-o-Rama, but Conspiracy was wrong about a self smoking incident.

    We welcomed #Oyster to our ranks and were fortunate enough to have word of our workouts leak and attract #Promo who was visiting from SC.

    – TYA and Toga

  • Southside PAX has Altercation with The Police

    Nine of the faithful and one FNG ventured out into the dark to post for Richmond’s first Tuesday morning workout and first AO south of the James River (dubbed #notoll).  Johnsonville planted a shiny new shovel flag, and Bleeder took over to deliver some much-needed weekday Gloom.

    The Thang:
    Bleeder on Q:
    Mosey down the roadway to the soccer parking entrance
    Quick disclaimer and welcome to FNG
    COP near gate
    20x SSH
    15x Merkin
    18x Imperial Walker
    15x LBC

    Short jog to large soccer parking lot
    COP
    12x Chuck Norris
    12x Rosalita
    12x Flutter Kick

    Mosey to far side of large soccer field near the woods
    Line of up on endline and commence “The Beast”
    Sprint to 35, 6x Merkins
    Sprint to other 35, 6x Merkins
    Sprint to end line, turn around
    Sprint to 35, 6x Merkins
    Sprint to other 35, 6x Merkins
    Sprint back to starting endline
    Rinse and repeat with 4 sets of 6x Burpees
    Rinse and repeat with 4 sets of 6x LBC

    Q tossed to Jonsonville
    Mosey to far corner of large soccer parking lot
    COP
    12x Low Slow Squats
    12x (per leg) Alternating Lunges
    12x (per leg) Alternating Side Lunges

    Run around parking lot x 2 (~400m)
    COP
    12x LBC
    12x Rosalita
    12x Bikes

    Run around parking lot and relocate to other side of lot (~350m)
    COP
    12x Jump Squats
    12x Alternating One-Leg Side Jumps
    12x Forward/back Bunny Hops

    Run around parking lot and relocate soccer field by bleachers (~300m)
    COP
    “The Roxanne” – Johnsonville played “Roxanne” by The Police on his iPhone.  The PAX ran in place and performed 1 burpee each time the band said the word, “Roxanne” (26 burpees in all, many in quick succession).

    COT

    Moleskin:
    The moon was full, although mostly concealed by cloud cover.  The weather was clear and very comfortable.  The soccer fields (had we ventured on them) would have been very soft and lush.

    Although Conspiracy was greatly missed, the PAX enjoyed speculating about his mysterious “recent assignment to northern VA for training.” Several swore that a guy who walked through the park early in the workout wearing a dark hoodie was, in fact, Conspiracy on some kind of covert mission.

    Southsiders were generally amazed and bewildered by Bleeder’s high-end German sports car.  One asked Bleeder if there were upgrades he could get to make his Imapala look like that.  Bleeder was very respectful and suggested a new set of faux-alloy-wheel-hubcaps from JC Whitney.

    Thanks to “Ralph Wilson”(FNG) for showing up.  We are shortening his name to “Wilson” for ease of use.  Also, we think he will want to use the image of Wilson, the bloody-hand stained volleyball from “Castaway,” as his Twitter and F3Nation avatar.

    As usual, Johnsonville managed to smoke himself on Q.  Bleeder grows stronger by the day.  T-Claps to the PAX for working through The Beast and many, many burpees!  ROOOOXXXXANNNNE!

    See you in the Gloom

    — Johnsonville and Bleeder

    Next workout: #45MinutesofMary – Thursday, 5:30 am at Mary Munford ES

  • RVA Takes the Reigns…”You’ll Thank Me Later”

    Aye, eleven faithfuls and two FNGs successfully rolled out of the fartsack to face the #gridiron and posted for Richmond’s first Saturday workout without Q support from the LEAP.  How’d it go?  You’ll know tomorrow morning. You’ll thank me later for that.

    There was some mumble chatter early on about Conspiracy being chipper.  That’s when the PAX realized they were in for a workout Here’s what they did:

    The Thang:

    Conspiracy Q

    Run over behind the softball field
    Quick disclaimer and welcome to FNGs
    COP
    SSH x 25
    Mountain Climbers x 20
    LBC x 20
    8-count Body Builders x 10 OYO

    Mosey to the soccer field, past some #SadClowns running laps on the track
    Six Minutes of Mary
    Half Situps x 20
    LBC x 20
    Ankle Reachers x 20
    Dollies x 20
    Flutter Kicks x 20
    Rosalitas x 20
    Bicyclers x 20

    Mosey to the back baseball fields via a slalom through the bus loop poles.  CAUTION:  the poles don’t break away
    On the bleachers:
    Step-Up Right x 15
    Dips x 15
    Step-Up Left x 15

    Q tossed to Loose Goose

    Mosey to the soccer field baseline
    Sprint to baseline and back, with merkins x 6 at the 50, 100, and 50
    Bear crawl to the 40, sprint to far baseline
    Crab walk to the 40, sprint to far baseline
    Backwards run to far baseline
    Karaoke L to the 50, Karaoke R to the baseline

    COP in the center circle
    Merkins x 12
    Slow alt side lunges x 12
    Imperial Walkers x 12
    Burpees x 6 OYO

    Mosey to the school wall…partner up!
    Partner 1 in the people’s chair while partner 2 sprints to the cone and back.  switch.
    Partner 1 in plank while partner 2 springs to cone and back

    Q tossed back to Conspiracy

    Mosey over to the playground…”We’re going to use the playground in ways it’s never been used before”
    5 exercises, 30s each, 10s break between
    – flapjacks
    – inverted rows
    – Furyk merkins right
    – flutter kicks
    – Fuyrk merkins left

    Quick loop around the volleyball courts…caution for Toga…wooden bridge slippery when wet.

    Back to the playground
    6 exercises, 30s each, 10s holds between
    – arms extended to sides, tiny circles forward
    – tiny circles backwards
    – arms extended in front, tiny circles inward
    – tiny circles outward
    – arms extended above head, tiny circles inward
    – tiny circles outward

    COT

    Moleskin:

    T-claps to all who posted today.  Intensity was there. Way to bring it!

    And T-claps to Loose Goose for his Virgin Q!

    Next workout: #NoTolls – Tuesday 5:30am at Huguenot Park

     

     

  • YANKEE wakes Southern City….

    The THANG

    Bleeder Q

    Run the Wet Blacktop
    COP
    18X SSH
    12X Merkins
    13X Low Knee Bend
    15X LBC
    10X Mountain Climbers
    Run to the Field
    COP
    Push-o-Rama
    12X Merkin
    12X Stagger
    10X Peter Parker
    Run around the Field
    More Push-o-Rama
    6X Chuck Norris
    6X Diamond
    Run around the Field
    SUPERMAN

    Handoff to THE Yankee Agressor

    TYA Virgin Q

    Run to Building
    Pair up in 3s
    Triple Check, Peoples Chair, Plank, Sprint to Fence,
    Short run
    COP
    15X Lunges
    15X Windmill
    15X Reverse Lunges
    Run to Tennis Courts
    THE BEAST
    6X LBC
    6X Merkin
    6X SSH
    COP
    Two Minutes Plus – Elbow Plank

    COT
    Bleeder took us out.

    Moleskin

    Triple Claps to TYA for Virgin Q!

    The Blacktop was definitely wet this Morning,  THE Yankee Aggressor was mighty loud,  I think several houses in the neighborhood were awakened by his shouts of joy as the we entered the asphalt.

    Much smaller group of tomatoes this morning,  wet ground must deter tomatoes for some reason.

    Math skills were in High Gear this morning,  Conspiracy counted down from fifty with impressive speed and accuracy; however,  Bleeder was able to catch his breath during that time span.

    Excellent Job with the Greatest American Hero Song this AM, but I don’t think we have any recording contracts coming our way.

    When TYA got us to pair up in 3’s with the Triple Check exercise,  Bleeder expected some Northern Ice Hockey ritual;  also, TYA was “on cadence” vs “in cadence” for part of the COP,  again must be some Northern thing.

    After the COT,  several noticed that the noises from the tomato yoga mats on the wet ground produced some interesting sounds,  TYA noted it on his Moleskin.

    Much Later after COT,  Bleeder, Snowden, TYA and Chewie regrouped for an infusion of Caffeine, at the nearest Coffeeteria,  Starbucks Carytown.  A lively discussion of the Patriot’s fine(or not so fine) exploits this season occurred(again must be a Northern Thing)

    See you in the gloom- Bleeder

  • Week Two and the Kak-a-Laky choo-choo

    Variety is the spice of life, and this past Saturday the Richmond PAX were provided a veritable smorgasboard F3 style, from the Beast to the Kak-a-Laky Choo-choo. In prep for the final installment of the RVA launch, YHC and STH met early to recon the AO and plan our buffet of pain. As we rolled into the parking lot for the launch, the #Gridiron shovel flag had been firmly planted, with the PAX eagerly awaiting the beatdown they knew to be in store. 19 PAX launched into the crisp, Fall Gloom, and here is what they did:

    STH Q
    Cicle of Pain (COP)
    Side Straddle Hop (SSH) x 20
    Imperial Walker (IW) x 10
    Squat x 10
    Merkin x 10

    Mosey to Soccer Field for….
    The Beast — Run to 1/3 line, exercise of choice x 6, run to 2/3 line, exercise of choice x 6, run to end line, exercise of choice x 6, repeat exercises on each 1/3 line on way back (6 reps X 6)
    Exercises of Choice — Merkins, Sumo Squats, Freddie Mercury, Jumping Lunges, Diamonds and Plank Jacks
    Plank until all PAX complete

    Kak-a-laky choo choo — all PAX line Up along the end line, with everyone side-by-side in the plank position. Last man in line gets up and hops over the legs of each PAX in the line and then planks at the end. Continue with each man until the plank line reaches the end of the field.

    Disney Q

    Tabata Time
    20 seconds exercise / 10 seconds rest x 8 reps (4 minutes for each exercise)
    Exercises of Choice — Merkins, Jump Squats, Russian Twists

    Mosey to Middle School Bus Lane for some Partner Exercises
    Patner Up: Partner #1 run the bus loop, Partner #2 20 Maktar Jai, 10 LBC and 10 Dips, flapjack and repeato X2
    Plank until all PAX complete

    Mosey to soccer field for final COP
    Mary with low flutter x 10, dolly x 10 and rosalita x 10

    COT

    THE MOLESKIN

    Despite only being the second week for the RVA launch, this group came out of the gates like a veteran crowd. Some good #mumblechatter prior to and during the workout, and no one held anything back. All 19 pushed it hard, with #Larrybirds going to Toga and Conspiracy, who kept the Q’s honest. A special shoot out to the 4 PAX from Raleigh, who awoke at zero dark thirty and carpooled 2-3 hours up I-95 to show support. T-claps, brothers!

    At some point during one of the loops on bus lane, YHC found himself next to FNG Window, who admitted that this was his first true workout in almost a decade. Like many PAX within the nation, Window played sports when he was a #hatehate but had fallen into that well-known rut. Brother, stick with this, and YHC promises you will see amazing results in no time.

    The COT produced one of the best name-o-rama’s YHC has seen across the nation. One lucky FNG tried to discreetly take a dive into a port-o-jon during the workout and surprisingly found himself saddled with YHC’s new favorite name in F3 — Welcome Stifler’s Mom! #classic. Honorable mention goes to FNG Chum Bucket, whose rich fishing tradition almost landed him glorifed names such as Big Tuna, Marlin or Wahoo. But alas, good friends like Johnsonville were there to save the day.

    It was a distinct privilege to lead these men as they begin a new chapter within F3. YHC expects big things from this group, and the LEAP team fully expects to see the F3 Richmond flag planted at many events in the years to come.

    Thanks to Earthworm for the great take out and to all the PAX who joined us for some great 2F at the Daily Grind.

    See you in the Gloom!

  • Is that a Weinke in your pocket?

    The shovel flag was planted for the first open weekday F3 workout in Richmond, and 15 of the  faithful posted with spirits high.  The AO was Mary Munford ES which had a lovely, swampy feel due a long night of rain.  Bleeder got us going…

    The Thang:
    Q ~ Bleeder
    Run to warm-up COP:  20 SSH, 10 merkins, 15 slow squats, 15 LBC, 12 Imperial Walkers

    Some AO recon by Bleeder the THE Yankee Aggressor yielded a great round of 11s with merkins and LBCs done at a perfect series of trees on the perimeter.

    Run to soccer field for: bear crawl to sprint followed by crab walk to sprint

    Q ~ Toga
    Wheelbarrow to the 50 then flapjack, Fireman carry to 50 then flapjack

    Indian Run around perimeter of fields

    COP: 15 Mt Climbers, 12 rosalitas, 15 back lunges, 10 heals to heaven

    Run to Tennis Courts for: Lunge then sprint, backwards run then sprint, karaoke then down and back AYG

    Run to 5 MOM:  LBC, flutter kicks, bicycles, suitcase, Sit-ups, various planks

    COT

    Moleskin:

    It turns out that being prepared with a Weinke is not the same as being prepared with a Weinke and a light to read it by.  That aside, this was a new weekday record for our fledgling crew, and we welcomed G Lo and Madoff.  Raider’s gift shown brightly at the edge of the park, and I was very proud to be a part of what I think was our first non-NC event.  We’re puttin’ our schoolin’ to work!

    We’ll rinse and repeat on Saturday with some of the Raleigh contingent putting us through the paces.  Looking forward to it!

    Toga