Category: Richmond, VA

  • F3 RVA Bracketology

    PAX –

    I do not believe we have a group march madness challenge yet.  Rules are simple:

    • $5 buy in to be paid to bbischoff78 at gmail.com via paypal or venmo
    • Top 2 spots paid out.  67% to winner.  33% to 2nd place.
    • Ties broken by championship score then # correct in each round until ties are broken:  2nd round, 3rd round, sweet 16, elite 8, final 4.
    • If still a tie then golf rules and split the pot

    I chose yahoo!.  Sorry if you dislike yahoo!.

    https://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/t1/group/149561/invitation?key=5a0b84880cd10d5d&soc_trk=lnk

     

    Password is sunny70

    Enjoy!

  • The Duck


    Four mentally-questionable men ran today
    The duck stares
    Five mile circle to honor Pi day
    The duck, never cold, still stares
    Green flashes light up the airways
    The duck still stares
    Post-run huddle under the archway
    Those armor piercing duck eyes still staring
    How much does a post-run BT weigh?
    The duck, walking backwards, still staring
    Does the commons have a bidet?
    Duck, we have no bread, why the constant stare?
    Time to disperse and go conquer the day, aye!

    Announcements
    – No HDHH this month @ Splinter’s.  See BB for replacement venue and acknowledgement of disappointment.

    Splinter out

  • March HDHH Reschedule

    Due to weather I am changing the venue for HDHH to The Answer at 6:00. Hanging outside in the cold wind is no way to spend a happy hour. High winds will prevent a fire in the fire pit.

     

    I will I’ll look to a warmer month to reschedule.

  • Making up for lost time at River Run

    6 River Run stalwarts showed up on a cold Monday in search of the hour missing from Sunday due to daylight savings time.  Here is what went down.

    COP

    • SSH IC x 20
    • Imperial Walkers IC x 20
    • Arm Circles fwd IC 10 small + 5 large + reverso
    • Merkins IC x 10
    • Little Baby Crunches IC x 20

    Mosey to bus loop in front of school

    Curb Crawls

    Bear crawl to curb and perform 1 merkin
    Crawl bear to starting curb and perform 2 merkins
    Up to 5, then repeat 5 and down to 1

    Mosey to other bus loop

    Triple Check

    • Dips on bench
    • Squats
    • Run the bus loop

    Mosey to blacktop

    Bear crawl snake (2 rounds)

    Mosey to jungle gym

    6 Pack

    • 5 pull ups + 1 monkey humper
    • 4 pull ups + 2 monkey humpers
    • etc

    Mosey to road

    Native American runs with Flip Dog Shuffle
    exercises included

    • 3 burpees OYO
    • 20 werkins
    • 25 box cutters

    Conveyor Belt on Parking Spots

    • Round 1 – Crab Cakes x 10 then Crab Walk to next station x 6
    • Round 2 – Monkey Humpers X 10 then Duck Walk to next station x 6

    Mosey to poles at end of parking lot

    Native American Pole Smokers (2 rounds)

    Plank when done

    Bear Merkin 1/2 Ladder Down

    • 10 merkins then bear crawl to top of hill
    • 9 merkins then bear crawl 15 yards
    • 8 merkins then bear crawl 15 yards
    • continue down to 5 merkins

    Mosey back to VSF

    Mary

    • Freddie Mercuries IC x 20
    • American Hammers IC x 15
    • Rosalitas IC x 20

    Numberama, Name-O-rama

    Announcements

    March HDHH at Splinters Crib (see pre-blast and sign up)

    YHC Took Us Out

    NMM

    YHC was eager to get back into the gloom after being on vacation for a week.  While the vacation part was great, the solo workouts left YHC yearning to get back into the gloom of F3RVA.  Upon checking the Q sheet at 5 AM, and seeing it blank, YHC was happy to oblige and take the lead at River Run.  The goal of the morning was to cover as much of the AO as possible and try to fit in as much work as possible.  Therefore, the PAX spent almost no time recovering before moving on to the next thing.

    YHC got off to a bit of a rocky start with the counts during COP and had to repeatedly remind the PAX that our bodies (and YHCs brain) were still on standard time.  The PAX was also warned from Wilson that his vapor trail was going to be extra spicey this AM (which appeared to be a bit of a false alarm…nothing compared to the salmon and ramen leftovers from past workouts).

    The PAX covered a lot of ground today and was able to get in a lot of good work.  Monday should be downhill from here.

    There was also good mumble chatter during each exercise and YHC enjoyed the camaraderie throughout.  YHC appreciates the opportunity to lead.  Thanks for indulging me and way to work today!

    Great job!

    McRib

  • Karate Things

    Five of the F3RVA faithful geared up for a blistery Monday morning workout.

    The thang-

    Mosey down to valley, 10 Don Q, 15 Imperial Walker, 10 box jumps OYO, 10 derkins, 20 flutter kicks.

    Mosey down to Reedy Creek – deconstructed burpee at the light poles – 3 burpees, 3 jump squats, 3 merkins, repeat at all 10 lamp posts around lake.

    Hate hill – 10 lunges, 10 bear crawls, 20 running steps, repeat to the parking lot at the top.

    BLBB- 5 burpee broad jumps, 10 lunges, 15 bunny hops, 20 bear crawl, repeat to other end of street

    Mosey to playground – 3 rounds of 7 pull ups over hand, 3 rounds of 7 pull ups underhand.

    Mosey to double tennis court – suicide with 5 WWII situps each touch of the starting baseline, repeat with backwards run suicide with 10 two-count SSHs at the baseline.

    Ring of Mary – 30/60/90 degree leg holds with 10 heels to heaven, 10 merkins with plank, 10 merkins with elbow plank, LBCs

    Moleskin-

    Excellent job today Pax, thanks for joining the fun. The usual bunch except a BT siting after he took a few weeks off. YHC just didn’t feel like running back up the hill today so it was broken up a bit with other workout exercises. Sometimes after a workout the brain doesn’t communicate words to the mouth in a clarified manner, hence camaraderie thing sounded like karate thing. We all laughed, mostly at YHC.

    Congratulations to the Belmonte folks completing their mountain work this weekend.

    Ides of March HDHH at Splinters, followed by the historic annual F3 March Madness workout at MM by Splinter himself. Looking forward to it.

  • Pre-Mulching Warmup at Gridiron

    Seven of the faithful, including 2 Kotters, posted at GridIron Saturday for an honest workout prior to tackling yard tasks (mostly mulching). Johnsonville took the Q for the first half, and this is what went down, more or less:

    COP Warmup with SSH, slow SSH, don quiotes, slow don quiotes, merkins, slow merkins.

    Mosey to gridiron nearest parking area for COP with squats, Burt Reynolds, burpees, flutter kicks.

    Run around gridiron. Mosey down to lower gridiron for COP with wide merkins, crab cakes, wide single leg Alabama prom dates, double leg Alabama prom dates.

    ElizabethWarren-Mosey to front of school. Double Triple check in groups of 3 with 1 person running, 1 person doing burpees, and 1 person wall sitting.

    Handoff Q to White Deed for 30 minutes of pure kettlebell he**, including sit and press, press up, boat/canoe, squat, curb press, wall thrusts. Sprint to far side of parking lot. Plank walk counterclockwise around landschaping curb. Sprint back. Plank walk clockwise around landscaping curb.

    COT with Attila taking us out. Coffeeteria at Einsteins.

    Moleskin — There was huge amounts of mumblechatter during the fist half, with YHC wondering if I could get any work at all out of these men. Men finally settled in. Welcome back Jolly Rancher, who has been on leave of absence since the pre-Christmas scavenger hunt. Welcome back FlipPhone, who has been on leave of absence since about the same time (with various health-related explanations).

    Once again, FlipPhone had a female chauffer drop him off and pick him up. Once again, no introductions were made.

    White Deer and anatomically incapable of doing crab cakes. I noted that he was doing them while sitting squarely on his 6. Earthworm let YHC know that he did not like of the running (1 lap around the gridiron and several slow mosies).

    A big theme of Coffeeteria was yard work, this being the time of year when we have an opportunity to get ahead of the yard-work curve (which I typically fall behind by about the third week in March). Cecil had been granted a leave of absence to spread 30+ yards of much with some hired help. Attila was headed home to spread 10 or so yards. Earthworm and I both planned to do spring yard cleaning. Jolly Rancher sat silently, hoping that he would not get pulled into any such activities.

    Great job men! Jville

  • Stubbornness beats Athleticism

    An ultra legend (Saab)  and an ultra virgin (TYA) showed up early Saturday morning for a short trip through the woods just north of Charlottesville.

    The Thang:

    50k, no, 55k, no 56k through the trails and roads of the Blue Ridge Mountains.  My super accurate Garmin GPS clocked us in at 34.91 miles (17.46 on the way out and 17.45 on the way back).  GPS said it was just over 5,000 feet of climbing though the run.  Here is how it was from my perspective.  Nice downhill start for 2.5 miles on the road, 5 miles up and down in the woods, steep 1 mile descent (25k turnaround), 6 miles mostly flat or downhill in a valley in the woods, and 3.5 miles on a torturous paved/gravel road that was uphill both ways.  Turn around and try to survive the ascent after the 25k turnaround spot and limp back to the finish line.

    NMM:

    Weather was definitely a factor.  For some it was negative, some folks had a problem with the camelback tubes freezing.  For YHC it was a huge positive as itcut down on the sweating and made hydration a much more manageable issue.  Only time we were really cold out there was prerace.  Temperature was around 18 degrees at the start and we opted to stand next to the fire and keep warm versus being cold and listening to the preface instructions.  Once the running began, weather did not cross our minds much at all.  Just a few minutes of cold wind at the highest point of the race, but that is all.

    For the first 8 miles all the Richmond PAX (except Lab Rat) were within spitting distance of each other.  So good to have 9 of us out there for support an encouragement.  A familiar face and a few kind words when trying to accomplish a huge task like this is invaluable.  Post 8 miles, Saab stuck with me the whole way.  From mile 8 – 14, we kept up a pretty pace and I don’t think I slowed down Saab too much, Mile 14 – turnarounds was tough and we both slowed down a little.  For the rest of the race, I was definitely the pacer (holding Saab back).

    Once we passed the turnaround, I knew that I would make the full distance.  I still felt pretty good and was mentally in a good state.  I also knew that I was holding Saab back.  I told him on many occasions that he was free to go, that I was good and that he could press on at his pace.  He would never leave.  At some point in a race this long, you just want to be DONE.  That, I think is true for everyone.  For Saab to prolong his run to provide me with support and companionship while his mind and body were telling him to finish ASAP was incredible.  I cannot express the gratitude and emotion I have at his self sacrificing actions.

    Running is fascinating to me.  For me, it is all mental.  The first mile and the last mile always suck.  The number of miles in between, really do not affect my mood much at all.  For this race, I just told myself that I had 9 hours to finish and had nothing else to do with that time except hang with my buddy Saab.  That kept me pretty happy and occupied the whole time.  I just stayed in the moment and enjoyed the company, scenery, and at times the lack of talking.

    Interesting things we learned along the way

    • Traversing a creek is much easier without walking poles.  Saab was ready to kill the guy in front of us who had poles and was gingerly crossing the creek trying to avoid any contact with water
    • The ladies love Saab.  At one particular aid station, Saab had his own personal assistant.   She was attentive to Mr. Saab from the moment he entered the area, and was real concerned about the minor cut on his knee.  I think she wanted to go all Clara Barton on him.  Good new for her, was that Saab got to visit twice
    • Best snack was the peanut butter pretzels.  Yes, saltines with pb&J are awesome, but the pretzels were the best.  Worst snack pb&j on a corn tortilla.
    • Saab is a bit competitive.  When we were about a mile from the finish, I looked back to see if any of the 50 milers were coming.  He said to me that if one started to catch up to us, I had no choice but to run as fast as I could the rest of the way so that they could not catch us
    • Nothing is better than finishing a race and have F3 Pax members waiting at the end.  WOW.  the support is amazing.  It is very much like finishing a BRR leg.  You have all the guys there interested in one thing and one thing only: what do you need and how can they help you.
    • Just keep moving.  One step forward is one step closer.  It is that simple
    • Water freezes below 32 degrees.  Ask Lab Rat about the person he helped whose Camelback tube had frozen.

    TYA and Saab Out.

    Last thing, for Honeydo, I hope you noticed that Upchuck listed Saab and I in his backlist PAX list.  That means we double dipped for BIG DATA on Saturday

     

  • Jane Fonda and Beach Muscles

    2 (that’s right 2!) souls braved the frozen fields of LHES to focus on hip flexors and beach muscles.  This is how it went down:

    Thang: Mosey to side of school for warmup COP.  Mosey to basketball court for the following:

    • Karaoke suicide
    • Side lunge to squat down the court, merkins and repeat back down the court
    • Mosey to curb for sideways bear crawl ascending merkin ladder, to 7
    • Back to basketball court for karaoke suicide
    • 5 minute AMRAP: 5 chin-ups, 15 dips, 10 Jane Fondas ea. side
    • Head to playground bench for single leg Freddy
    • Burpee with sideways jump to half court
    • Back to bench to get the other side of single leg Freddy
    • Back to court for sideways jump burpees back down the court
    • 3 rounds of chin-up holds, 15 dips, and 20 side-to-side partner leg tosses

    Mosey to parking lot for Mary:  pizza cutters (think circular box cutters), American Hammers, alternating WWI sit-ups, side-to-side flutter kicks

    NMM:  Having recently received some feedback that we don’t focus enough on specific things in our workouts, YHC got the bright idea to focus on lateral movement/hips and arms today.  It turns out that we do a lot of straight line stuff because the repeated hip flexor stuff left a mark.  Thankfully Ronnie drug himself out of the rack to post on an almost 70 degree morning, or it would have been a lonely morning at The Punisher.  Where was the rest of the PAX?  The Bel Monte crew gets a huge pass, and maybe there will be a huge roll call when Batteau and River Run get posted.

    Announcements:

    • Weds. HDHH at Splinter’s.  Be sure to RSVP so he can get enough steaks.
    • Ragnar still needs a camper who wants to hang with the team and perform a tiny amount of race support.

    Stay Classy,

    Toga

  • I have been to the Bel Monte Top

    “In the pursuit of awesomeness, there is betterment.”
    — Chris Sterling, (Chum Bucket)

    9 intrepid cragsmen, including one FNG (Liberace), strapped on their climbing shoes to take on the Bel Monte Endurance Race. 7 PAX started the 25K and 2 opted for double-pain, 50K-style.

    The Thang:

    Start in Love, VA, head south on Blue Ridge Parkway for roughly 4K (downhill), then proceed off-road on single-track. Route tracked roughly (pun intended) down, up, down, up, down, up, down for many kms.

    Intermittent stops were made for frozen water and various nibbles, pickings, and goodies (Camp Marty was a favorite stop).

    Post-Camp Marty, route descended at conservatively a 40% grade. Maybe 60%.  After .8km downward, 25k runners hit the turn-around point, and headed for home.

    50k travelers continued up, down, up, down, up, down…AMRAP…until 50k turn-around.

    Post the respective turn-around points, the route was up, down, up, down, up, down in alternating fashion from outbound route.

    All PAXs, on the return leg, met the Blue Ridge Parkway and completed the final 4k UPHILL to the finish. Many PAX learned to swear during this period.

    Moleskin

    PAX, minus FNG Jim (Liberace), met for pre-race dinner at Blue Mountain Brewing Company. Meals were ordered, beers were consumed, and a schedule assembled for the following morning (alarms, coffee brewing, etc.). Rise and shine came at 4:30 a.m., when approximately nine alarms, all synchronized to the mobile phone networks, erupted simultaneously.  Symphonic.  Teeth were brushed, dry showers were taken, Glide was applied, shoes put on, and coffee was made (well, one pot…then a second pot….no, wait, coffee not made….ah, THAT’s how it’s done…coffee made, bullet dodged),…and the PAX were off.

    Temps were chilly (mid-20s at start time), but as the sun rose steadily on the last day of Standard Time, it was sunny and 70 in the PAXs’ hearts. Until it wasn’t.  Props to the Bad to the Bone Crew for having a bonfire pouring out heat in the pre-start Gloom.

    After the start, eight PAX hung close together for the initial 4k black top section, with the appropriate mumble-chatter and backslapping.  Except for Lab Rat. “Gde Lab Rat?” Gone, but not lost. Lab Rat was on it from the start, having said “Dasvidanya” to the PAX early and moseyed at break-neck speed down the mountain. More on that shortly…

    Once onto the trail, the PAX spread out into roughly groups of two. YHC ran most of the way with Honey Do, Flashdance with Liberace, and Chum with Circle K. 50kers TYA and Saab lost themselves in the moment and owned it all the way. That left Lab Rat running on his own, and a good thing too as he crushed this race. 3:41 minutes if YHC’s post-race hallucinating is to be trusted. Well done, sir. YHC attributes Lab Rat’s performance to a solid training regimen and a mysterious red blood cell donation (transfusion?) 4 weeks prior the race.  In unrelated news, Lab Rat issued a one-word statement at the finish in response to allegations that he had met pre-race with Russian Olympic team officials,“Nyet.”

    With the PAX spread across various mountain ridges, YHC spent most of the day with Honey Do, who provided an indomitable spirit throughout the day. Thank you, kind sir, for strong support.

    As this was YHC’s first off-road race, a few observations are in order:

    1. Funny thing about nature… there were rocks of all sizes and the occasional fallen log throughout the trail. YHC realized that concentrating on the trail step-by-step was key to not ending up face-down. In short, over 4.5 hours on the trail, YHC spent approximately 30 seconds scanning the scenic vistas for which the Blue Ridge Mountains are known. Conversely, due to selecting Honey Do as his running partner, YHC spent approximately 3 hours looking at red leg hair and black socks….the defining scenery of the day.
    2. Two saltines + peanut butter + Welch’s Concord grape jelly = Nirvana.
    3. Also, having started the day with minimal expectations for a podium finish, YHC will engage in shameless self-congratulations for finishing FIRST in the inaugural Bel Monte 33k Endurance Race. Kudos to Honey Do for finishing 2nd.   This duo proudly represented F3 Richmond!! But wait, you ask. How do PAX finish 1 and 2 in a 33k race when the advertised options were 25k, 50k, and 50 miles? Ah, therein lies the magic of the Q and his compadre losing themselves in the moment and running an extra few miles. Any mathematician knows that it’s hard to finish 3rd in a 2-man race. Counting extra credit, a 20.43 mile race. To quote Honey Do, ”That’s a ballbuster.”  FEBA all the way.

    Finally, two big shout outs…first to Lab Rat, who, having completed his own race, drove back to help his injured teammates (Flashdance and Liberace).  When Round 1 of his search came up empty, he nonetheless found a cramped runner literally curled up in a roadside ditch, administered modest life-saving first-aid (have some of my soda?), and returned the man safely to base. A simple act of kindness, perhaps, but a lifesaver to that man, for sure.  Double-well done, sir.

    Lastly, a round of backslaps to Flashdance for offering lodging to the PAX. What a place! YHC had hoped for a free floor space – bonus if carpeted. No, sir. This was first class all the way. Thank you, Flashdance.

    Announcements

    Bel Monte 2018 Sign-up opens soon.  Circle back for details.

  • R.I.P. Goo Shoes

    A two PAX beat the fartsack, daylight savings time, and alarm clock incompetence to hit the trails this morning.

    The THANG:  Northside to the new bridge to the southside. ~7 miles.

    NMM:  PAX will recall Helix’s Shoe Goo Shoes.  YHC is sad to report that they were laid to rest as they had become more goo than shoe.  Applications are being accepted for replacements.

    YHC properly adjusted the time on his alarm clock but screwed up the alarm time and awoke at 6:41am.  Google Maps says it should take 17 minutes to reach the AO.  YHC arrived at 7:01 AM.  YHC thinks as a general rule it’s probably best not to know the shortest amount of time required to reach the AO.

    YHC was glad to see Helix, and grateful for his patience with a late arrival.  It was a beautiful morning for a trail run: clear, calm, and a little cold.  Lights were needed only on the initial descent – the days are getting longer.  For YHC, the bigger challenge was seeing through the sleep in his eyes.

    YHC is anxious to hear stories about the Belmont and hope the PAX are recovering well.