Category: Richmond, VA

  • Celebrating March Madness in Style

    14 men gathered this morning to celebrate L Woods’ 37th birthday and March madness with dragon walks, free throws and lots and lots of suicides.

    Warmerama: side straddle hops, don quixotes, imperial walkers, cherry pickers, lbcs, Alabama prom dates

    COP 1: basketball court. Pax moved around half court doing three burpees at each corner. First leg of half court- dragon walk (peter parker with merkin in between) second leg bernie sanders, third leg bear crawl, fourth leg sprint.

    COP 2: Pax lined up in straight line at base line, with each Pax doing a free throw. If pax missed- suicides. If Pax made it- called out exercise of choice.

    COP 3: Pavilion: Start at pavilion with 7 burpees, 7 merkins, 7 world war 2s, run to end of field and back, decrease to 6,5, 4… etc.

    Announcements: CSAUP May 2nd- Century Class; Chili Cook Off March 22

    Prayer requests: Machismo looking for a new employee

    Thank you all for coming to celebrate my birthday!

  • Simplify

    Fourteen runners and walkers came out with a surprise of chilly weather. Routes were conveyed and according to the coyotes in the woods, the following occurred.

    Out the bat cave, across the river and head downstream. Turn around 23 minutes into the run and return.

    YHC took us out.

  • Texting with AI Jesus

    It was a lovely morning for five gentleman to convene at the cheapest country club in RVA. Following OBT’s design, and each with our kettlebell or weigh of choice, we worked through 6 sets of Tabata of 4 minutes each, 20 seconds on and 10 second rest. After some quick warm up, we commenced:

    Tabata 1: Goblet Squats. Run a lap.

    Tabata 2: Kettle bell Swing / Romanian Dead lift. run a lap.

    Tabata 3: Alternating Lunge Pass unders. run a lap.

    Tabata 4: Grab a Hurdle, Bent Over Rows (alternating). Run a lap.

    Tabta 5: Tricep Presses. Run a lap.

    Tabata 6: Ab work. Run a lap.

    NMS: Hitchhiker was predictably late. My tabata timer shut down mid workout. Good conversation about AI horrors and opportunities, March madness, and ongoing debate about Hitch’s hair growth products. This is one of the best full body + cardio workouts in the region! well done sirs.

  • Groundhog Day!!! (1 year anniversary)

    To ring in my 1 year of F3, I brought back my 1st workout at The Alamo and used Vagabond’s workout he used. This was so great because Swoop pulled me into F3 by saying “hardly any running” and we did 3.5 miles that first day. But I did it… and that showed me through the power of F3 that doing hard things only makes you harder ; )…

    Iron sharpens iron.

    Warmaroma: SSH, Imp. Walkers, Dead Man Hang C,R,L, Arm Circles.

    Mosey to the modern home section and partner up for a Dora. P1 runs down to the cul de sac, alternate 100 merkins, 200 deep squats, 300 SSH.

    Mosey down the road to the traffic circle for a curb crawl, indigenous style. End of the line runs around the circle while the
    PAX crawls to the right. We didn’t get yelled at this time!

    Mosey down the road until the road ends and there is a cul de sac to the right. Triple check. P1 runs to the end of the cul de sac, P2 does monkey humpers, P3 does DQ. It was this time that Hermie reminded me of the time…we had 10 minutes left. Let’s mosey back to the clubhouse.

    Ring of Fire to end it.

    FNG was named Flyboy because he loves helicopters.

    Reminders: Chili cook off … bring FNG, 2 year Alamo Anniversary Next Monday!!!

    Thanks Swoop for getting me out here a year ago! Thanks gentlemen for bringing a smile to my face every time and for pushing me to be a better me! You Da Best!

  • 118 years of respect

    YHC showed up and Surf N Turf came in close behind! With just us 2, Tabata was in order, so we moseyed to the East entrance and the following went down this morning.

    COP

    We get to the entrance and 20 SSG, 10 4ct Helicopters, 15 arm circles, 10 small and 5 big, reverso, 10 copperhead squats, 10 DQ’s.

    THANG

    So, we start to set up exercises and did 8 30 second reps 20 exercise and 10 rest as 1 exercise set. The sets were as follows:

    10 merkins then plank for remaining time, Alternating Lunges, One legged Alabama Prom Dates (4 reps left leg 4 sets right leg), LBC’s, Carolina Dry docks (10 reps then plank for the remaining time), Reverse Lunges, Squats and Freddie Mercuries.

    Out of time, we mosey back to flag…Numberama, namerama…YHC took us out in prayer.

    Small numbers this date!, hope to see you in the gloom soon!…Cheers, CB!

  • [Mammoth Balls] Knock On Wood

    The boys trickled in for a Monday morning Mammoth Balls workout, ready to sweat out the weekend fun. A light rain accompanied us, and some quick chatter before 0530 revealed that Beaver was hoping for thunder and lightning. The way he spoke about it was frightening. He claimed he wanted to get some good pictures, but I think Beaver is evolving into a warrior. Tarps were quickly peeled as we moseyed to the Octagon and the rain subdued.

    Warm Up

    • SSH
    • Arm Circles
    • Standing Twists

    The Thang

    3 Rounds

    • Merkin Froggers (Jump sideways in merkin position, 10 yards out & back)
      • Choo Choo looked pissed at me for these
    • 13 Single-arm Rows (each side)

    3 Rounds

    • 7 Lateral Raises (each side)
    • 7 Frontal Chest Raises (each side)

    3 Rounds

    • 7 Kickbacks (each side)
    • 7 Shoulder Press (each side)

    3 Rounds

    • 50-yard sprint

    Wrap it Up

    Towel Pulls to Failure
    (Partner up: One PAX grabs the outside of the towel and pushes down to hit triceps, while the other PAX grabs the middle of the towel and pulls up to hit biceps. Give resistance so your partner gets a good pump. Switch after failure.)

    Full Benefit 10 Burpee Late Penalty

    Free Style

    YC is still getting used to this Q thing, so we had a few minutes to spare. Most of the guys did exercises on their own while I took the opportunity to fully recover and distract them with chatter.

    Wildwood’s Return & 50 Posts

    We welcomed Wildwood back after his time in Jersey visiting family. While there, he hit up three workouts at The Ward, where the guys are preparing to hike Mount Kilimanjaro. Awesome to hear his stories, and we wish them luck! Also celebrating Wildwood’s and my 50th post. Looking forward to 50 more!

  • River Run Lads

    Three regulars descended from the vehicles and took off around Bettie Weaver for a holiday inspired route.

    Four milers – continuous clover leaf type turns in the neighborhoods surrounding Bettie and James River HS until YHC was ready to head back.

    One-armed leprechaun- hill repeats on Twin Team.

    Thought of the route on the quick jaunt over to the site, something like a clover but in review really not at all. Appreciated the time this morning with Doozy has he placed a 25 lb pack on and still dragged YHC around a better clip than normal. Maybe it was the many Guinness consumed this weekend. Still, my ‘pack’ is much heavier than 25 pounds, so I’ll stick with that excuse. Bullseye slow paced Mt. Sisyphus, t-claps to him.

    Happy St. Paddy’s Day

    -singer

  • Paddy O’Furniture

    In addition to the title of this backblast, another famous Irishman is St. Patrick.

    Yes! Today is St. Patrick’s Day! Attendees at today’s workout included two very stylishly dressed Irishman; O’Seymour wearing a Boston Celtics Jersey and O’Tater, also decked out in green. We had Green Moon, Triple Rogers (Mr. Rogers and Roger Roger) as well as O’Tilla and of course, O’Pigskin.

    I decided to do some internet research on St. Patrick. Legend has it that we celebrate March 17 as St. Patrick’s Day because that is the day he died, although no one knows for sure. (We’re sure he’s dead; we’re just not sure he died on March 17.)

    Mosey around parking lot. Stop and give standard disclaimer (I am not a professional. Modify whenever you feel that is in your best interest. Don’t leave here with more injuries than you came with.)

    • 20 SSHs in cadence
    • 10 Man-Maker Merkins in cadence
    • 15 Crunchy Frogs in cadence
    • Stretch

    Mosey to end of covered walkway

    • 20 IWs in cadence
    • 10 Diamond Merkins in cadence
    • 10 Crotch Grabbers (new exercise. Sort of like a V-up but clap hands underneath first one knee and then the other) in cadence
    • Stretch

    Mosey to beginning of covered walkway via the long way around the bus loop

    • 20 Squats in cadence
    • 10 Stagger Arm Merkins in cadence
    • 10 Suzanne Sommers (each side) in cadence
    • Stretch

    Mosey to end of covered walkway via the long way around the bus loop

    • 10 Don Quixotes in cadence
    • 10 Stagger Arm Merkins in cadence
    • 15 Ukrainian Hammers in cadence
    • Stretch

    Check out the grass for dampness

    • 10 Prisoner get ups in cadence
    • 20 Rocky Balboas (toe taps in a plank position) in cadence
    • 10 Bird Dogs in slow cadence
    • 15 Dollies in cadence

    Mosey to beginning of covered walkway: Partner up for Merkin ladder to 5 and back down

    • Partner 1 does 1 merkin. Then Partner 2 does 1 merkin
    • Partner 1 does 2 merkins. Then Partner 2 does 2 merkins
    • Partner 1 does 3 merkins. Then Partner 2 does 3 merkins
    • Partner 1 does 4 merkins. Then Partner 2 does 4 merkins
    • Partner 1 does 5 merkins. Then Partner 2 does 5 merkins
    • Partner 1 does 4 merkins. Then Partner 2 does 4 merkins
    • etc.

    Find a pole: royalties are owed to O’Tilla for this part

    • 15 People’s Chair Air press in cadence
    • 20 Pole smokers OYO
    • 10 Mike Tysons OYO
    • 15 People’s Chair Milkers in cadence
    • 20 Pole smokers OYO
    • 10 Mike Tysons OYO Announcements:
    • 15 People’s Chair Lalanes in cadence
    • 20 Pole smokers OYO
    • 10 Mike Tysons OYO Announcements:

    Bus Loop Running Burpees: Partner up: 3X

    • Partner 1 goes clockwise around loop
    • Partner 2 goes counter-clockwise around loop
    • When you meet, do one burpee
    • Back to the start the way you came
    • When you meet, do one burpee

    Siebens (7s) along the length of the covered walkway

    • Merkins (6,5,4,3,2,1)
    • Squats (1,2,3,4,5,6)

    Mary

    • 15 Heels to Heaven in cadence
    • 60 second leg lift

    Announcements

    • Gypsy is having a trees, skeet and beer Saturday at his place on Lake Anna. For details, contact Gypsy.

    COT

    I copied the following from the internet:

    “The man who would come to be known as Saint Patrick was a missionary that helped spread Christianity throughout Ireland during the 5th century. Much remains unknown about his life, including his birth name, but British-born Patrick became a devout Christian during his six-year enslavement in Ireland. He escaped only to return to Ireland later in life as a missionary, combining Irish pagan beliefs with Christian sacrament in his teachings. A religious figure within the Christian and Catholic faiths, he died around 461 AD and later became the patron saint of Ireland. Saint Patrick is annually honored throughout the world on his feast day, March 17.”

    “When Patrick was 16 years old, he was captured by Irish pirates. They brought him to Ireland, where he was sold into slavery in Dalriada. There, his job was to tend sheep. Patrick’s master, Milchu, was a high priest of Druidism, a pagan sect that held major religious influence over the country at the time.”

    “Patrick came to view his enslavement as God’s test of his faith. During his six years of captivity, he became deeply devoted to Christianity through constant prayer. He saw the children of pagan Ireland reaching out their hands to him in a vision and grew increasingly determined to convert the Irish to Christianity.”

    “Recognizing the history of spiritual practices already in place, Patrick incorporated nature-oriented pagan rituals into church practices. It is believed that Patrick introduced the Celtic cross, which combined a native sun-worshiping symbology with that of the Christian cross.”

    “The first recorded parade in honor of Saint Patrick’s Day took place in 1601 in a Spanish colony in what is now Saint Augustine, Florida.”

    My two cents. The incorporation of other religious practices into Christianity is not unusual. When I went to Peru, there is (at least) one painting of the Last Supper where the table included guinea pig and corn!

    I found several quotes from St. Patrick. Here is one of them.

    • “I am certain in my heart that all that I am, I have received from God.”
  • Luck of the Irish

    Nine made perfect numbers for triple check, despite the Pax’s desire to form teams of 4, 2, and 3. But first, off to the small parking lot for COP – hitting the usuals.

    Once warmed up, we moseyed to the lucky horseshoe for triple check.

    Triple Check 1 – run the horseshoe, BTTW, donkey kicks

    Triple Check 2 – run the horseshoe, HRM, LBCs

    Triple Check 3 – run the horseshoe, flutter kicks, squats

    Triple Check 4 – run the horseshoe, box cutters, Carolina dry docks

    Triple Check 5 – run the horseshoe, right oblique crunch, left oblique crunch

    Some stretching at the end kept us loose. YHC took us out.

    Announcements:

    Century Classic is coming back – 100 miles of rucking, running, and maybe something else.

    Breaking Bread is up for grabs in coming months.

    The Bridge will be back in the Spring.

  • Do Deer Eat Bananas?

    2 SOJ runners met up at Rockwood Park to get some miles in. Boberry got in 6 or 7 then had to get back to go to work. YHC did a long tour of the surrounding neighborhoods, while fine tuning hydration and refueling strategies for his upcoming marathon. Somewhere early on 2 bananas fell from his pack.

    Steamer was spotted running around trying to find Tin Man and Pierogi for RocknRoll. Word has it there was a hot potato.