Category: Richmond, VA

  • Punisher Digest 2021.08.16

    Three posted for the August 16th Punisher. Warmup on the lawn. Burpee Escalator in the parking lot. Triple check variations until time called. COT.

  • Trails and Interval Training

    The 2 Rock N Roll staples posted in darkness through the forest hills in suffocating humidity. Here’s how it went :

    Warmarama : YHC takes a dump in the bathroom while Doozy does Imperial Walkers, SSH etc for 3 min

    THE THANG :

    Run a 2 and a half mile loop around the park and through the paved forest trail with 3 stops for PT.

    1st Stop : Alternate between 1 minute of sit ups on the bench, 1 minute of dips, 1 minute of in-and-out leg extensions on bench, and 1 minute of pull ups/chin ups

    2nd Stop : Alternate between 1 minute of climbing up inclined pole bars, 1 minute of inclined merkins, and 1 minute of jerkins

    3rd Stop : Alternate between 1 minute of hanging leg raises on inclined bench, 1 minute of pull ups/chin ups, and 1 minute of dips

    Run back to basketball court at parking lot

    COP :

    50 LBC’s

    50 WWII’s

    1 minute of American Hammers

    30 seconds of Flutters

    DONE

    Numberama

    Name-arama

    COT :

    Iron Pax Challenge Week Zero is this week. Talk to other PAX to get a plan.

    Doozy had a great weekend retreat in Windy Gap NC with TryHard, Greenbow and many other men from different places. They led some workout beatdowns on steep inclines.

    YHC took us out in prayer

    NMMS :

    Appreciate the push as always Doozy. That forest was literally dripping with humidity. Choking on the dense fog and running the hills makes for an extra suck.

  • Averted the Inverted

    Fourteen rose to the challenge, threw of the lure of the Fart Sack, and posted on a Q-less Monday. With conditions steady at sunny and 70, YHC called a Hot Potato (and then never let go). According to the teaching staff preparing for the new school year, some or all of the following may have happened:

    Mosey around the bus loop and to the school wall for The COP:

    SSHs x~50
    Dead Man Hang (BYO cadence)
    LBCs
    IWs
    WWIIs
    HRMs
    Box Cutters

    Mosey to the Parking Lot for Ascending / Descending Parking Lot Arrows

    Perform one exercise at each arrow. Transport between arrows will vary.
    Round 1 – 3 HRMs + bear crawl, Al Gore for The Six
    Round 2 – 6 WWIIs + lunge, plank for The Six
    Round 3 – 9 monkey humpers + walk, 6 inches for The Six
    Round 4 – 6 four-count flutter kicks + any method except walking, reverse plank with one leg off the ground for The Six
    Round 5 – 3 burpees + dealer’s choice, APDs for The Six

    Mosey back to the School Wall for a Triple Check:

    Run the loop
    BTTW
    WWIIs

    Mary, plank jacks, and other stuff. Mosey BTTVSF.

    Numbers, Names, Bodo’s Requested that YHC take us out.

    Announcements:
    Let’s keep the following in mind and prayer (if you are so inclined) this week:
    Pigskin has a friend who passed from cancer.
    The people of New Orleans and other areas impacted by Ida.
    The people of Afghanistan and the Americans and our allies who have supported them.
    Folks who have or are recovering from COVID.
    Walter.
    YHC feels like he missed one other request – apologies. Please let me know.

    NMS:

    Great to see both grizzled and chiseled veterans out there today. Great to the see continued presence of some newer guys. Nice to have Bodo’s back from quarantine. At some point, watching Tik-Tok and playing video games had to end, my friend.

    YHC did not plan a Q for today, but somehow “inverted keg stands” came to mind. Splinter politely pointed out that an “inverted” keg stand is just standing up. Exceptional point. The PAX averted the inverted part and did keg stands. And, while YHC has not known Pigskin for long, the man can do a ramrod straight, pretty close to vertical, keg stand.

    Final note: the Q sheet for the rest of this week has the same number of PAX (6) signed up to Q as we have for Breaking Bread for the rest of the year (also 6). This is great for Breaking Bread. This is sub-optimal for the week. While it’s the first week of school for many of our 2.0s, let’s remember the F3 principles, one of which is that “workouts are led by a ROTATING Q who also participates in the workout.” If you Q regularly or basically every time you show up, now is a great time to encourage other guys to sign up. If you rarely Q, now is a great time to pick up the challenge of leading from time-to-time. Pigskin recently described this as “doing his part.” YHC likes that.

    UpChuck spits the bit.

  • Watch This.

    10 gathered. 8 ran. 1 cooked. 1 rubbed his heal. Temps were sunny (for sure) and 70 (in all fairness, YHC didn’t check). According to the little fuzzy caterpillars all over the roads, this is what happened, more or less:

    Gather at Casa de Vinny & Co on Wendover. Run west and south, before returning north and east. Turn left, right, left, and left again. Find a lake. Circumnavigate that lake. Turn right and go to the railroad tracks. Do not cross the tracks. For that matter, never, ever cross Buford. Return up a big hill, take the trail to the right (across from the mom/wife cheering us on), and head BTTVSF. 5 or 6 miles or so, depending. 

    Numbers, names, let’s eat. 

    NMS:
    BRR team members gathered for a pre-run, Charlottesville style. It was hot. Really hot. In the shade. Outside the shade, it was hotter. 

    Thanks to Punch List and Fresh Prince (of Bel Air, VA; not the RVA guy) for being our pace cars. Those dudes did yeoman’s work helping us to prepare. 

    Circle K and Vinny created a good little feast of burgers and sausages afterwards while the crew lounged and chatted around Vinny’s pool. Coor’s Light and Gatorade all around. If you haven’t seen Hutton attempt (video floating around) to board a watercraft backwards, YHC suggests you should do so. Sorry, Hutton, but failure can be funny.

    Also, if you have heavy feet, lacrosse is not for you.

    UpChuck spits the bit.

    Icarus himself would have crashed today. We were way too close to the sun. Shade was at a premium. Way to push through, fellas.

  • Saturday morning Bern Fest

    FNG’s out ranked the grizzly veterans this day 4 to 2 but No Worries YHC and DTH had the skills (provided by God and F3RVA) to make this work.

    COP (Disclaimer, Principles of F3 and some other jazz)

    DQ’s, Helicopters, Imperial Walkers, Russian Soldiers, Merkin, hello dollies and LBC’s

    Mosey to bottom of the hill, Light pole ally up hill

    Run to first light post 5 merkins, second light post 10 merkins, third 15 up to 30

    Mosey walk further up hill where the slope gets a little more intense

    11’s Bernie Sanders up the hill (kind of like the second half of twin team but more upwards) 10 ball dippers per leg, run back to the bottom 1 jump squat, 9 and 2, 8 and 3 so forth and so on.

    Mosey BTTF area (basketball court) for a quick 4 corners Prostitute style all abs

    10 – hello dollies, 20 – American Hammers, 30 – Scrunchy Frogs, 40 – LBC’s

    Numbers / Names YHC took us out

    NMS:

    DTH, Greenbow and YHC ventured out to visit a men’s retreat in Windy Gap NC that Greenbow took YHC to 3 years ago and YHC (God willing) will never take a year off. YHC was able to bring DTH this year and it proved to be every bit as powerful as it has ever been. Thank you Jesus for bringing YHC into this awesome event and prepare the hearts of the next line of men that will be asked to go next year.

    The 4 FNG’s that we brought into the Gloom where from different areas of the country and where in their own right very fit. They probably didn’t expect the high cardio and leg work of a Doozy Q but they where more than up to the challenge of pumping out a few merkins. YHC hopes to see these fine men next year and prays that they will join the ranks of their local F3 community.

  • Heavy on F#3

    A few hardened veterans welcomed another Richmond native to the F3 ranks while attending the Windy Gap men’s retreat this weekend. Here’s how the FNG was shown the ropes:

    The THANG:

    COP #1:

    • F3 Welcome, Explanation, & Disclaimer
    • Warmerama on the BBall court, starting with Suicides then getting stretched out with the usual DTH exercises IC

    COP #2:

    • LINDSEY on the grassy slope:
    • Lunges (single count) at the bottom
    • WWII’s at the top
    • Bear crawl from bottom to top
    • Mosey the the end of the upper field

    COP #3:

    • DORA 1-2-3:
    • x100 Merkins
    • x200 Squats
    • x300 LBC’s 
    • Run across field and back between switching partners

    Mosey Loop BTTF:

    • 5min of Mary

    COT:

    • Counterama # 4
    • Namerama (Welcome ELMER’S!)
    • Announcerama (see Comments)
    • YHC took the PAX out in Prayer

    NMS:  YHC joined with a few dear brothers to attend the annual Windy Gap men’s retreat in North Carolina. This was YHC’s first time attending, and !WOW!, YHC had no idea how much stress and internalized emotions have been bottled up. But nothing like intimate sharing and prayer among true brothers in Christ to receive a new lease on life. Today’s little workout was the 2nd F3 workout at the retreat, Doozy having led the first one yesterday (with FOUR FNG’s no less!), but our buddy Cal from Mechanicsville was also interested in giving it a try, so YHC put together a simple but effective welcome for him this AM. Cal is in the IT world, loves soccer, and has creative interests in the arts & crafts world, hence “Elmer’s” – welcome brother! Ya’ll can expect to see this fine man posting soon to an AO near you. As always, it was a pleasure and joy to join in something hard with awesome brothers. Let me close with a simple but powerful prayer I learned which I hope will bless you too. SYITG, YHC, DTH

    God I know you love me, and I know I have acted in ways that don’t acknowledge your love for me. Help me to remember how much you love me. Amen! 

  • TYA Loves My Stuff

    Seven or so stuck their heads into the oven of life, Hillcrest-style, for the latest edition of The Roller Coaster. Temps were sunny and 70. According to the retirees observing our every move, this is more or less what happened:

    Route: Hill repeats. 2 or 3 times per hill. Hillwood x2 or 3, Old Orchard x2 or 3, Charmian x2, Pocahontas x2, and THEN the big ones. 2 times up and down West Hillcrest. 2 times up and down East Hillcrest. Pick one of the Hillcrest downhill legs and run full speed downhill as well.

    The mileage doesn’t matter, but YHC thinks 5.

    Announcements:

    BRR, Field Day, Retreat.

    NMS:

    First, YHC has mentioned lately that it’s been hot. Again, it was hot.

    Second, when someone says, “I nearly threw up the last time we did this. Let’s do it again,” that prompts YHC to recall the common refrain of all of our M’s: “You guys are idiots.”

    Correct.

    Third, as TYA noted, the total uphill climb, while brutal, was similar to a modest BRR leg. Inspiring.

    YHC has done many a workout while traveling over the years. With respect to today’s run, no way YHC does that without you all. You guys are idiots.

    Ping me if I’ve missed anyone.

    UpChuck spits the bit.

  • Trauma Is In My Background

    13 enlisted today for the latest edition of Sunday Funday. Temps continued to stay steady at 70 and sunny. According to the (perhaps nonexistent) people who snagged Shakedown’s keys, this is more or less what happened:

    Long Range Recon Patrol (TYA): 28 miles on the bike.
    Road Patrol (Saab, Faceplant): ~10 miles
    Advanced Dismounted Element (Sippy Cup, Helix): ~6.8 on trails, including War Memorial Hills.
    Main Body – Element 1 (Rip Cord, Shakedown, Flatline, Anthrax, YHC): Buttermilk, T-Pot, North Bank, BTTVSF. Just under 6.8.
    Main Body – Element 2 (EF Hutton, Offshore): Same distance.
    Independent Action (Pigskin): 30 minutes out and back.

    Numbers, Names, Faceplant took us out with a one-sentence reminder of our mission.

    Announcements:

    BRR is still recruiting. No way, you say? YHC says it’s 50/50 whether the team will have a new member after the discussion at ET’s today. Here’s hoping.

    Field Day: September 18, 7:00 a.m. Team captains are in place for each region. Time to start working on your team uniform. See Honeydo, Snuff, TYA, and Corned Beef for more information, depending upon where you reside.

    3rd Annual First Inaugural Retreat is September 25. Sign up for Cornhole. (Look for Hutton’s post on Slack.)

    Swirly is trying to give away two tickets to the Duke vs. Kansas FOOTBALL game on September 25 (no, this isn’t hoops). See him for details.

  • Let’s eat dessert first.

    Let’s eat dessert first.

    Fireman Ed and Oyster made the smart move and enlisted 2 top chefs for creating the breaking bread menu tonight.   Both 2.0s did a great job planning and making each dish.  If you could only smell Olivia’s baked ziti and McKenna’s (aka Havoc) cupcake frosting skills are unmatched.  

    The Menu:
    Baked Ziti – I’m jealous we didn’t get to enjoy this with the residents.  
    Salad with the last of the garden pick of tomatoes and Cucumbers.  
    Cupcakes – yes with sprinkles 
    Cold Drinks

    We’re still meeting staff outside for the meal hand off.  Hope one day soon we will be able to share a meal and break bread again with the folks who are receiving respite.  Prayers to all.

  • Go Your Own Way

    Who has the Q.
    Anyone?
    Hot Potato?
    What’s a potato? 

    18 Mens said NO to the Fart Sack this morning. No regrets as it was 70 and Sunny as usual at Dogpile. Lets get after it:

    Gomer Pile with the warmorama.   Grab some of these bricks out of my car and take them to the Penny Stage.  PAX:  let’s split up and go different ways to the Penny Stage.  

    Gomer Pile passes the Q to Oyster:  Native American Run let’s go.   Oh wait there’s the six with some more bricks let’s go back.  PAX:  We’re going with Hitchhiker.

    Hitchhiker takes the Q. 
    SSH
    HELICOPTERS
    LBC
    MERKINS 
    SCORPION KICKS
    IMPERIAL WALK
    ARM CIRCLES

    Hitchhiker passes the Q to Faceplant
    Mosey to the bottom of the hill. 
    Find a curb: 10 MERKINS
    Mosey
    Find a curb: 15 hand release derkins 
    Mosey
    Find a curb: 10 Merkins 
    Mosey
    Find a curb: 5 hand release derkins 
    Mosey
    Find a curb: 10 Merkins 
    Mosey
    Find a curb: 5 hand release derkins

    Bottom of the hill. Let’s get to the top.  
    Find a partner.  
    Partner 1 run to the top and back.  Partner 2 lunges. Switch. 
    Partner 1 runs to the top and back.  Partner 2 bear crawls. Switch. 
    Partner 1 runs to the top and back.  Partner 2 broad jump burpees.  Switch.  

    Pax is now in Sync.  Faceplant gives the Q  back to Oyster
     
    Mosey to the back of the Carillon.  
    Triple check
    1. Find 6 trees
    2. SSH
    3. Flutter Kicks

    Mosey to the Rusty Cage. 
    Triple check
    1. Run to the fire hydrant 
    2. Pull-ups
    3. Dips

    Mosey down pipeline (YHC is it left or right)
    Triple check – 1 round
    1. Run the pipeline (Ether found that Stump we were looking for)
    2. Copper head Squats
    3. LBC

    Let’s Mosey back to the flag.  
    Hitchhiker – should we take the short cut?
    YHC: No
    Hitchhiker – are you sure?
    YHC: Yes
    YHC:  let’s take the short cut we’re running out of time.  

    Numberama and Namerama. Faceplant took us out in prayer.  Prayer to St. Michael the Archangel

    Announcements –

    Field Day, September 18, 2021 @ 7am at Dogpile. 

    Retreat, September 25. See preblast for more details.  

    9/11 step run with the Fairfax region at the Lincoln memorial, possible clown car for this event. 

    Colonial Trail 10 mile run coming up and Spit will have details soon if you are interested