Tag: 45 Minutes of Mary

Mary Munford Elementary

  • Around the Hills (Lockjaw turns 40 again)

    Seven men pulled themselves from their beds and donned their rain gear for a weather radar morning.

    Thang:

    Mosey to courts. SSH, Don Q, Squats, Werkins, Mountain Climbers

    Mosey to corner of Commonwealth and Cary. Partner up.

    Partner 1 run perimeter of school – Commonwealth to Grove to Westmoreland to Cary and back to start. Partner 2 complete 40 burpees. Switch.

    Mosey to large soccer field corner. Partner 1 run around field in rectangle fashion, partner 2 complete 40 WWII sit ups. Switch.

    Mosey to dirt track – partner 1 run track, partner 2 complete 40 derkins. switch.

    Mosey to tennis court. Partner 1 run a suicide the width of all four courts, partner 2 complete 40 LBCs. Switch.

    Mosey to side of school. Lindsays – dips and flutters.

    Mosey to bars – complete 30 jerkins.

    Mosey home – prom dates and pickle pounders.

    First and foremost, condolences to Wild Thing in his loss. We’re here for you brother. Hardywood provided details and said some wonderful words on your behalf.

    Great job gentlemen! YHC saw the Q open last night and decided to relive the Q from some 4 odd years ago when Toga contacted YHC to advise it was Lockjaw’s 40th birthday and therefore YHC should do something in his honor. Around the Hills was then fashioned for applicable use. Today’s workout was similar for much but slightly modified due to lack of evidence.

    Approaching my own monumental birthday, it felt great to relive an oldie in YHC’s arsenal celebrating one of F3RVA’s finest – Lockjaw. Taper accordingly. The response from the PAX was very encouraging and appreciated. Just remember, no matter the age or the weather, it’s always sunny and seventy, and anyone can do pickle pounders with prom dates. Wait, that didn’t come out right. Disregard.

  • All you Hitch

    10 studs posted this morning for Mary and here is how it went down. Two dudes walked . One nursing an injury the other not leaving a man on his own. The other 8 attacked Mary. We thought it was 7 but Flipper appeared out of nowhere as Hardywood was talking to the pax about Flash being the best chiropractor he’d ever seen 🙂

    Warm ups : 10 burppees – windmills, helicopters, Iw’s RS’s plank.

    Incline merkins while one does 7 pull ups at the rings and switch – 3 sets

    Mossy – Decline merkins – 3 sets of 10 – regular, close grip, wide grip .

    Mossy – Dips 3 sets of 10

    Mossy – pax plank – one does 5 chin ups – switch – 3 sets

    Tennis Courts : Bernie Saunders to end of each court then burpee up to 4 – run back ladder down 4-1 – 3 sets .

    Triple Check : run to fence – 10 mountain climbers – exercises WW2’s and 6 inches.

    Native American run back to the flag.

    Ring of Fire – 10 hand release merkins.

    Great job guys – thanks for the opportunity to lead this morning. Enjoyed the work and the mumble chatter. Hitchhiker mentioned as we were wrapping up we should pray for folks in China. When your in a meeting with Swirly and you offer a suggestion /excellent idea – be prepared to carry the ball – and remember – it’s not about how many times you get the ball – it’s what you do with the ball when you get it ! All you Hitch Well done brother – great prayer – thanks for stepping up and taking us out this morning .

  • Hitting The Rim Around Mary

    A magnificent 10 took a tour of the neatly trimmed landscapes outside the perimeter of Mary Munford. This is what transpired, more or less:

    Run to Windsor Farms with intermittent stops for Merkins and WWII’s

    Red Barshetta: Run out and back 4 times with stop for each of the following: 100 M-Climbers, 75 LBC’s, 50 Hello Dollies (Esther Williams Style), 25 Merkins

    Field near Baptist church: Lindsays….30/10. Flutter Kicks and Hello Dollies

    Run to next church…Box Cutters and Merkins along the way

    Crawl across and back parking lot: Alternating Bear Crawls, Crawl Bears, Crab Walks along the way.

    Catch me if you can: Partner runs backwards while other partner does 5 merkins…catch and swap.

    Run Bank to flag, with several stops for Merkins and WWII’s along the way.

    Moleskin:

    YHC was informed that this was a keep-checking-the-time workout. Either because the PAX was bored or wishing it would just end early.

    Esther Williams on the back of the TV guide…nostalgia.

    Best wishes to Upchuck’s mother in law who is dealing with a serious heal issue and prognosis.

    Saab abides (when able)

  • Why?

    Ten of my brothers posted at 45 MOM to help search for why. We all have a why, and today we all went in search of it.

    COT – 1: Eighteen years ago today, a law school classmate of mine went on a campus shooting spree. It was a day none of us who were there will ever forgot. We lost dear friends. We lost family. We senselessly lost people close to us. We may never know why, but we’ll never forget those who gave the ultimate sacrifice for all of us. Today, we honored them the only way we in F3 know how.

    Silent Mile: We all face our own questions of why. We all have life moments that don’t make any sense. Let the silent lap around MM provide a chance to think. To search. To pray. To run in silence in search of your why.

    The Hard Way: Circle K created the Hard Way to honor his father’s life on earth. I was honored to borrow the program for today. It’s the best way to lift up Angela Dales, Tom Blackwell and Tony Sutin.

    WG Merkins / Squats / APDs / Burpees / Hello Dollies / Chuck Norris Merkins

    BTTF

    COT – 2: Live life to the fullest. Embrace the moment. Time on earth is fragile. It’s precious. Ask for help when you need it. Be strong for yourselves, so you can be strong for others. Be humble. Be caring. Be the leader that you know you can be.

    Announcements: Viral has pneumonia. Get well brother. Hitchhikers’s son has a high fever. Prayers for little man.

  • Field Trip to Sesame Street

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    Eighteen shivering somebodies emerged from the headlights with unabated excitement for today’s iteration of 45 Minutes of Mary. After minor banter about the possibility of the tuckahoe early risers leaving a deposit in Saab’s driveway, the PAX scurried off to the center of the basketball courts for:

    COP
    SSH x0
    Donald Quixotes x10
    Helicopters x10
    Mountain Climbers x20
    Russian Soldiers x10

    The Thang
    Short mosey over to Reveille via Willetta and Ashlawn for a field trip, stopping at the Cary St side of the parking lot for our first segment of fun with partners. Wait a few seconds for Lab Rat’s mumblechatter to subside before relaying instructions:

    Partner up. One partner does flutter kicks while the other partner runs to the first line, does 1 burpee, and comes back. Second partner also runs to the first line, does 1 burpee, and comes back while the first partner does flutters. Continue, adding a burpee and a line until you get to the end. 6 total lines. Kind of like a line drill but with burpees and a partner. This worked out well with little added instruction needed. Brief plank time while everyone finishes.

    Mini fun run to the circle and find a new partner. One partner lines up around the arc of the sidewalk and performs WWIIs while the other polar bears around the circle. Complete 3 times before gathering the pax with various exercises including Al Gore, Donald Quixotes, and finishing with Cherry Pickers in cadence. Yes, cherries grow on trees.

    Scurry out the parking lot and away from Reveille via Antrim by mixing in backwards running and forwards running until we got to the first parking lot by the greek church. Quick virtual high-five to BT who is apparently in Vegas but was with the PAX in spirit today. Triple up for triple check with boxing cockroaches while the third partner karaokes to the end of the parking lot and back. Three times. Plankorama led by Bodos for those who wanted to listen.

    Time left over for some 4 corners with 4 corners of 10x merkins with various forms of running between corners. Second iteration alternate between merkins and jump squats before gathering the pax and heading back to the VSF.

    Numbers (18 of them in fact), names, and then YHC took us out while a man and his dog awkwardly stared.

    Moleskin
    Lots of mumblechatter this morning as we had a vocal PAX. Energy level was high for an off campus field trip. YHC enjoyed the different scenery and hopes the PAX didn’t wake up too much of the neighborhood.

    Great to see some old faces in a new year.

    Flipper is only moderately upset with YHC for not accepting his JMU fight song challenge. Check out Facebook for his attempt to go viral.

    Saab tried to get some extra stretching in but YHC surprised him with a Saab sized portion of SSHs during COP. Quick reaction time promptly got him in position to continue.

    Announcements
    – See DTH for tshirt orders. Countdown is on!
    – Winter tour is live and free!
    – Slack is free!
    – JMU plays at noon on Saturday on yes, ABC

    Splinter out.

  • Toga!

    10 regulars and Toga, visiting from TN, assembled for a 45momm beatdown that went something like this:

    Long mosey around entire block

    COP – SSHs, DQa, Copperhead Squats, Russian Soldiers, Bob & Weaves, Crab Cakes, Hand Release Merkins, Boxcutters

    Mosey to side of school to Sharks & Minnows square. Partner up for Bear-i-meter

    Mosey to field for Traditional 11s: Monkey Humpers & Tempo Merkins

    Q passed to Toga. Mosey to pull up bars for Pull Up Pyramid to 7 & back down

    Mosey to side of school, form groups of 3 for Triple Check: Wall walkers, atomic merkins, run to fence and back

    YHC takes back the Q

    Mosey back to Sharks & Minnows square for 2 min of Ascending Curb Crawls

    Audible to stop. Find a spot in the grass for American Hammers IC & Capital Letters

    Mosey back to VSF

    COT: Toga took us out.

    Naked Moleskin

    It’s been a while since YHC Q’d a workout at 45momm, but what a treat it was…especially to see Toga in the PAX before things got started.

    Splinter, thanks for mimicking YHC’s walking Russian soldier before the Bob & Weaves.

    YHC would have avoided the pull ups, but they were clearly overdue. T-Claps to Bodos who knocked out the entire pyramid on his own. YHC had a spotter shortly after we got started.

    Always great to engage TYA in some NFL banter after another banner season for your Washington Redskins. Apparently the Patriots won their division again this year. Yawn…

    Thanks for the coffeeteria afterwards, Toga. Great catching up! And thanks for leading some of the workout without being asked beforehand!

  • Working off the Christmas Food

    5 Warriors looking to unload some Christmas calories posted up at Mary Munford for the day after Christmas edition of 45MOM. 5:30am, lets mosey. Around the block North of the school and back to the corner of the schoolyard for:

    COP:

    Helicopters x 15

    SSH’s x 20

    DQ’s x 10

    Copperhead Squats x 10

    Merkins x 10

    Scorpion Kicks x 10

    Reverse Scorpion Kicks x 10

    LBC’s x 20

    mosey over to bus loop for:

    Curb Crawls:

    1 Merkins, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 with bear crawl/crawl bear in between

    Mosey over to the front steps of the school for:

    10 Box Jumps on steps, Lunge to sidewalk, 10 WWII’s, Reverse Lunge back to steps.

    20 Box Jumps on steps, Lunge to sidewalk, 20 WWII’s, Reverse Lunge back to steps.

    Al Gore

    mosey to the track for:

    4 Corners:

    10 Dips at first track obstacle

    20 Dive Bomber Merkins at second obstacle

    30 2-ct Flutter Kicks at third obstacle

    5 Pull-Ups at fourth obstacle,

    Plank-a-rama

    mosey to blacktop for:

    Quintuple Check:

    Partner 1 runs to fence, does 10 Dwight Howards and backwards run back.

    Partners 2 and 3 are doing Wilson Boxing Cockroaches

    Partners 4 and 5 are doing PLT’s

    Switch around so everyone does each exercise. 2 rounds.

    Mosey to the corner of Cary and Commonwealth for:

    Burpee Half Mile:

    1 Burpee at first street lamp, 2 at second, three at third up to 10 at tenth.

    Freddie Mercury’s for the six.

    Mosey back to the flag and circle up for:

    Merkin Ring of Fire:

    PAX calls out type of merkin and everyone does 10 of that merkin

    Rosie – Hand-Release Merkins

    Handshake – Wide Grip Merkins

    Fudd – Peter Parker Merkins

    Hitchhiker – Hitchhiker Merkins

    Kubota – Chuck Norris Merkins

    Box Cutters x 20 IC

    Numberama, Namearama, Announcements and Fudd took us out!

    Announcements:

    Winter Tour starts 1/1/2020

    NYD Convergence at The Forge. 7am. 1/1/2020

    Aisle 5 is having surgery soon. Please pray for him!

    NMS:

    Light attendance, but good company and fellowship at Mary this morning. It looked like it was going to be a date with YHC and Fudd being the only ones in the parking lot at 5:27. But here comes Handshake parking in Swirly’s spot, Hitchhiker on foot and Rosie coming in hot at 5:30 sharp. Great work this morning gentlemen, especially on the Burpee half mile. Thanks for the Hitchhiker’s, Hitchhiker! Have a great day, men!

    Kubota

  • Gerry Friendly Mary

    7 surly gents and one geriatric descended upon a frigid Mary to see what she had in store. This is what transpired more or less:

    COP: Helicopters, DQ’s, Russian Soldiers, and Scorpion Kicks (all Gerry-friendly)

    Solo Doras: 100 Merkins, 200 LBC’s, 300 Flutter Kicks. Run out and back(wards) across court after each 100.

    Track run/WWII’s/Jump Squats: (It was a cluster. YHC didn’t explain it well during the workout nor will he attempt to explain it here…)

    Partner up: Alternating incline merkins and Derkins while partner runs out and performs 15 dips. 3 rounds each.

    Finish: A few minutes of Mary.

    A Lab-Rat-esque apology for the track-triple-check. The numbers did not work well nor did the Q who attempted to explain it.

  • Field Trip

    14 studs posted for Mary this morning and here is how it went down.

    Long mossy to the church – warm up – helicopters – windmills – scorpion kicks – flutter kicks.

    Benches : 10 Abyss merkins 10 dips – 10 close grip incline merkins = 3 sets.

    Triple Check : run to the circle – once at circle bear crawl around circle the bernie sanders to the end of the road – run back to partners. Exercises – WW11’s LT. Dans.

    Mossy back to Mary : plank while each pax member does as many chin ups as they can. Mossy to the other bars – merkins around the bars while 2 pax at a time do 5 pull up crunches.

    Mossy back to the flag.

    Announcements : Wear your Hawaiian shirt for Dogpile Magnum PI day ! See Labrat if you want in on the mile a day challenge.

    Slippin Jimmy took us out.

    So most of the mumble chatter revolved around TYA not being able to let go of the FACT that Thanksgiving began in Virginia . I give the dude credit he won’t give up – he sticks to his guns YHC certainly appreciates that but it’s also kinda sad cause he’s just dead wrong – oh well maybe someday he will see the light 🙂

    Thanks to the pax for allowing me to lead this morning and for going along with me on a little field trip.

    Swirly’s Board 12/5/19 – Tough isn’t born it’s built one rep at a time !

    See y’all in the gloom..

  • Thanksgiving day celebration

    35 Thankful posted for a pre- Thanksgiving calorie burn and history lesson.

    The Thang:

    Mosey to basketball court for COP. Mosey to field, suicide 11’s with Merkins and LBC, Mosey to side of field for triple check. Mosey to tennis courts for animal walk with merkings, stay at tennis courts for four corners. Mosey to side field for 6 minutes of Mary, to shovel flag for COT. TYA took us out.

    NMM

    Always good to have a Thanksgiving day beatdown. Perfect morning for a workout and a great pre thanksgiving day calorie burn. I spent a little time on Thanksgiving history today, but honestly, I am good with any thanksgiving day celebration. We all have so much to be thankful for that we take for granted on a daily basis, that any day that allows us to reflect on that is a good day.

    Lots of folks heading off post workout to a turkey trot. At least four races were attended by F3 folks. Several were at the traditional UofR 10k, four or five folks were at the Salisbury 5k, Bleeder and family were at the 5k at CCV and Handshake and his folks were at a neighborhood 5k. Out of town, our Swirly ran a 5k at the Homestead, not sure it was the hard way or a straight run, but i am sure he slayed it.

    Thanks to Hardywood (and Upchuck) for Coffee post workout. A great Thanksgiving day tradition that I hope will last. Folks lingered at the AO for sometime to catch up and start the day off right. One notable absentee was Circle K. If you notice in the PAX list his daughter, 7-11, posted, but CK was no where in sight. She had gotten up for the workout, but dad was still asleep, so she headed to the AO on her own. Love it.

    TYA Out