Saturday, November 8
F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny
F3RVA
Always 70 and Sunny

Browsing: 45 Minutes of Mary

Mary Munford Elementary

5 HIM made the decision to embrace the coldest temperatures of the year for an SOJ takeover. House Party was the next man up. Here’s what went down! Mosey to the blacktop for warmarama and disclosure. Exercises included SSH’s, Helicopters, Ukranian soldiers, Opus, WWII’s. Move a couple feet to the baseline of the BBall courts for suicides. Regular Suicides Lunge Walk Suicides’ Bear crawl Suicides’ Then 1 burpee 1 burpee, 2 WWII’s, 1 burpee 2 WWII’s ,3 hand release merkins, 1 burpee, 2 WWII’s, 3 hand release merkins, 4 squats, 1 burpee, 2 WWII’s, 3 hand release merkins, 4 squats,…

A lucky seven (sans Handshake despite his vow to be there) met on a frigid morning for a beatdown. We ventured out at 5:29 because we could barely stand it to sit around in the cold for another minute. Here’s what happened: COP: beginning with DQs, Saab was not pleased. Various regulars here. Seven of Diamonds: Running and stopping at each of the 4 corners of the blacktop, perform the following: Round 1: 7 squats // Round 2: 14 Merkins // . Round 3: 21 LBCs // Round 4: 28 2x Mtn Climbers // Round 5: 21 2x Flutter kicks…

Who: All Pax What: An epic CSAUP involving running or rucking to various AOs, stopping for a brief bootcamp at each AO. When: February 8, 2025 (day before superbowl). Beginning at 6 a.m. Wrapping up around 9 a.m. Where: Route begins at Dog Pile ==> Lynwood Elementary ==> Mary Munford ==> Dog Pile. Here is the route: https://tinyurl.com/2025-Frozen-Triangle-Route Why: It is a CSAUP. You get to burn a bunch of calories prior to superbowl. Be a HIM. Wave around the American Flag. To quote one of the greatest HIMs, “Transformation does not happen in the comfortable middle. Transformation happens at the…

Nine rational, analytical, thinking men challenged themselves to improve in a non-compulsory, burpee-free fashion. Temperatures hovered at 70 and sunny. According to the lone computer worker taking a ten person table at Starbucks’s, the following might have happened. Mosey to the basketball courts for the COP. SSHs – 4 count x50Dead Man HangFudd’s WifeLeft leg high, right leg high, right leg + left hand, left leg + right hand, Wilson’s wife, pigeon right, pigeon leftRoll over for Freddie MercuryFlutter kicksInverted Scorpion kicks Mosey to the school wall for a triple check. Partner 1: run to the fence, Bernie Sanders back…

A bunch of PAX showed up for the 2024 edition of Thanksgiving. Temperatures were 70 and sunny. According to TYA, the following might have happened. From memory… …COP…pacing…SSHs…pacing…mumbling about Massachusetts…pacing…mumbling about Berkeley Plantation…some questioning of an unsuspecting PAX member (maybe Fudd?)…pacing…I can’t hear him…can you hear him?…pacing…guys wondering if anyone can hear him…WWIIs…pacing…mumbling…some discussion of rain…pacing…TYA’s got a really big parka…pacing…Pilgrims mentioned…say what you are thankful for…pacing…modern medicine…pacing…saved Kay, which is awesome…pacing…pacing…is that his real skin color?…pacing…he should get that checked…pacing…he has…pacing…doctor says that’s “natural”…pacing…merkins…pacing…let’s mosey… …back and forth to the picnic tables…elevens…watch for the sticks…pacing…parka…darkness…rain…pacing… …black top…triple check…pacing…Massachusetts…pacing…Virginia only…

Twas the day after Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring…not even Fudd…until his alarm went off at 5:04am and he checked the Q sheet to see which AO he’d hit that day. When what to his wondering eyes did appear, but YHC’s name on the Q sheet for 45MOM, and something about a Christmas Eve special….. YHC arrived to secure the AO and 7 other intrepid souls joined him, including an FNG, to see what special Christmas workout was in store. YHC admitted to not remembering putting his name on the Q sheet, and no…

Eight F3 soldiers started this Thursday with a grand nature tour of 45 MOM’s perimeter in great anticipation of the 2024 Christmas celebrations. Thank You Vandelay for confirming that Christmas is on Wednesday the 25th this year. Burpee. Mosey to Front right corner of school for disclaimer and warmup. We borrowed a Handshake, all inclusive, warm up of everyone doing 10 of their favorite exercises. All was good until Anthrax decided it was time to do 10 Burpees. Mosey to tree line. 2X2X2. Two Merkins, Two WW2, Two squats. “How Many Trees?” “Are you sure?” Final Answer 38 + the…

Gumbo, be warned: if you miss another Q, Swirly may actually log in to Slack and make a fuss. 7 gentleman plus 2 geriatric walkers gathered without Gumbo this morning, so YHC grabbed the Q at 0529. Off we went. COP on the Blacktop. standard fare. Mosey to the tree line. Chutes and Ladders: Run 2 trees, Bernie back 1, drop and do 5 reps of the called excercise. Round 1: Squats, Round 2: Merkins, Round 3: LBCs. Mosey to corner of school. Triple Check: P1: Wall sit, P2: dips, P3: run to pull up bar, 5 pull ups, run…

Five hombres guapos found their way to Mary for a hot potato Q. The slightly higher temp was counteracted by a very cold and strong wind, making this potato slightly less warm. All 5 of us managed to hold the potato, even for a couple of minutes. Here’s what happened: Bodos: COP on the black top, then 7 of diamonds: 7 rounds of 4 corner excercises in increments of 7. Rounds were: 7 jump squats / 14 merkins / 21 LBCs / 28 Squats / 21 Carolina dry docks / 14 2x flutter kicks / 7 Burpees. Potato passed to…

It is truly remarkable how quickly a group of middle aged men at 5:30 in the morning can turn nearly any topic into sex and genitalia jokes. This morning, it took about 34 seconds for these ten OGs of the gloom to do so, and it just kept on going. As for exercise, here’s what happened: COP at the intersection of Commonwealth and Hanover. DQs, Ukrainian soldiers, etc. Burpee Alley: Run all the way down Hanover to Shadwell, 3 burpees at every lamppost. From there, mosey down shadwell, west on grove, stop at the parking lot of Jenny Maraghy real…

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