Tag: First Watch

River Road & Ridge

  • Pervert in the Bushes

    A well rounded 12 men met for this weeks Season of Giving Handshake Q.

    Warm up at the small park to allow Fudd to arrive and get settled in. COP. Quick count off (more on this later).

    Mosey over to the top of Gaymont and partner up. P1 runs down the hill and back, P2 does an exercise. Running down the hill with your partner after both of run. Keep this up for a while. Down Gaymont, left of Rose Hill until we reached Ralston.

    At Ralston we keep forward progression. We stopped around Kubotas house and did squats and ran up the driveway, down the sidewalk, up and over the porch, then through the grass.

    Keep moseying up Ralston and stop at Finkles house for a 20 HRM’s and 10 Merkins.

    Mosey up to River and down River almost to Gaymont and stop at the pull off and do 36 Squats.

    Mosey back to the Parking Lot and get with your partner and do 20 single count Boo-yeah Merkins, 20 single count Boo-yeah WWII’s, 20 Boo-yeah Jump Squats.

    1 minute of stretching.

    Announcements – Kubota is leading The Bridge on 12/27. Festivus tomorrow at Circus. There will be a Kettlebell Workout next Thursday on Christmas morning at Circus.

    NMS – fun morning that wasn’t nearly as cold as it has been. Glad to see Wojo out in the fold. Atilla will be on Channel 12 news tonight for urinating on someone’s bush. Senor Frog was the random number I thought of before the workout and he was the real prize for this weeks Season of Giving.

  • What’s Yours Say?

    10 Tuckahoans, with collars properly popped, welcomed 4 impressive looking fellows from the warmer side of the river, including 1 clown car that arrived from the far reaches of the flat earth. Cooler temps were expected with numerous knees covered by various fabric selections. A few manlier types selected better ventilation and thus deemed superior. Regardless, here is how things went down.

    Handshake finally arrives, so we can begin. Santa Call in his fully starched hat, pulls out his trusty sack to disperse various head gear to the PAX. This gear is meant to be worn throughout the beatdown, however some noggins could not be contained.

    Mosey around the parking lot to avoid snow and ice. Circle up for introductions and disclaimers, warm ups included SSH’s, Helicopters, Jazzercise with toe taps, Dead Man Hang, Merkins, LBC’s, all in conversation without counting to encourage the mumblechatter.

    Mosey to the base of the Triangle where triple check partners were selected based on headgear. No duplicate hats could be in the same group. Timer runs to River Road and returns with partners doing squats and shoulder taps. 3 rounds complete with quick running route changed after round 1.

    Mosey down Cameron Road to the base of Culpepper. Stop for another triple check this time partners are grouped as similar headgear. Timer skips a portion of the way to Grattan and runs the rest. Exercises included mountain climbers and imperial squat walkers.

    Mosey back up to Ridge for Dora. 50 merkins, 100 WWII’s, 150 jump squats with timer running to parking lot entrance.

    BTTVF for a brief bit of Mary with 10 American Hammers and 10 Heels to Heaven. Numbers, Names, Announcements and Prayers. YHC took us out.

    Announcements: Kubota is leading the Bridge on 12/27. Could the SZN of GVN be heading west? Fudd and Flatline are leading Breaking Bread in December, thank you boys. Spaces available in 2026. Gomer is leading a watch party for the Army/Navy game on Saturday at Wood & Iron Short Pump. Gumbo’s 2.0 is marching. See Slack for deets.

    NMS: Great turnout for finest 5 am beatdown in the land. Cooler temps lead to YHC on a more mobile workout to keep the warmth moving. All snow was avoided and no slips were registered as of the time of this post. YHC’s M decided to infiltrate the gifts with shameless marketing materials. Enjoy the bevy’s than let Mrs LC handle your portfolio. SZN of GVN keeps rolling with Handshake now on the clock. Well done fellas. Thanks for letting me lead.

  • Who’s Your Girl? 80s, 90s, or 00s

    Sorta like being invited to a holiday party, only to show up and find out you’re there to park the cars.  That’s showing up for the Season of Giving, but having to swallow the Green Pill.

    Here’s what transpired:

    Mosey to the Church patio. 

    COP

    • Don Quixotes
    • Helicopters
    • Ukranian Soldiers
    • Arm Circles
    • Copperhead Squats
    • Hand Release Merkins
    • Plankorama
    • Freddie Mercurys
    • LBCs
    • SSHs

    Mosey back to rear corner of parking lot grabbing the cinder blocks along the way.

    Endless Escalator – Exercise 1, Run a Lap, Exercise 1 + 2, Run a Lap, Exercise 1+2+3, Run…..Exercise 1-10 and Run a Lap (20 reps of each exercise)

    1. Merkins (200 total)
    2. Imperial Squats single count (180)
    3. WWIIs (160)
    4. Carolina Dry Docks (140)
    5. Dips (120)
    6. Crunchy Frogs (100)
    7. Block Curls (80)
    8. Block Thrusters (60)
    9. Heels to Heaven (40)
    10. Burpees (20)
    11. Reverso from 10 to 1, if necessary

    Numberama, Nameorama, COT

    MOLESKIN

    Much debate has been had about the ultimate dream girl from our youth.  Age and generation definitely play a role in the PAX’s opinions.  It is a known fact that anyone younger than YHC is a millennial, but a pre-teen and teenage Hutton was smitten with many starlets over the years from the 1980s through today.  The 70s PAX members tend to agree that the young brunette across the street from Kevin Arnold we all know as Winnie Cooper was a Wonder of creation.  The 80s PAX lean to the bubbly cheerleader from Bayside High better known as Kelly Kapowski, who stole Zack’s heart.  Those younger than YHC were raised on the girl with the crazy name and big ti… I mean hair famously known as Topanga Lawrence.  Fun fact, her guy on Boy Meets World is the real life younger brother of Winnie Cooper’s guy on The Wonder Years.  Another fun fact, YHC met Topanga playing roulette at Treasure Island in Las Vegas about 20 years ago.  So I ask, who is your girl?  Any other submissions?  For the record, mother nature has been very kind to all these ladies.  They’ve aged like a very fine wine.  These younger dudes raised on Hannah Montana must be disgusted these days.  The First Watch Season of Giving continues.  Next up, Last Call.

    ANNOUNCEMENTS

    Rosie’s 12 Days of Christmas at NoToll – 12/23

    F3 RVA Secret Santa, still time to sign up – 12/23

    The Bridge – 12/27

    Breaking Bread – 12/27 and 12/28

  • Leroy Jenkins Touches His Tree

    Eleven F3RVA regulars and one Rock Hillian, recently acquired in a trade for Doozy, launched at 5 for the pre-Thanksgiving version of First Watch. Conditions remained steady at 70 and sunny. According to Leroy Jenkins, the following might have happened:

    Short mosey around the parking lot taking a series of left turns, then across the street to the front of the church for…

    …58 or so SSHs,
    Dead Man Hang,
    Fudd’s wife (hey, Roger),
    Right leg high, left leg high,
    Pigeon right, pigeon left,
    Fudd’s wife, Wilson’s wife,
    Hand release merkins (feel the wetness!),
    Flip over to WWIIs
    Flutter kicks
    Freddie Mercuries

    Mosey to the Satellite Parking Lot for…Touch-a-Tree, or Pole, or Post…
    10 – flutter kicks,
    8 – same,
    6 – squats
    4 – squats
    2 – burpees


    Round 2: 10, 8, 6, 4, 2…squats, Carolina dry docks, and burpees.

    Mosey to the triangle for Triple 20’s. Groups of three. One man run the triangle. Men 2 and 3 do 20 merkins, 20 four-count flutter kicks, and 20 four-count SSHs. 3 rounds, or due to time and Leroy, 1 full round.

    Mosey back to the parking lot, touch 10 cars, and a couple of rounds of Mary.

    Numbers, names, and YHC took us out with a message of thanks for what actually makes America great – our unique set of individual rights to free speech, a free press, the absence of state-sponsored religion, free assembly, and the ability to petition our government when we see fit.

    NMS:

    Leroy Jenkins returned to First Watch and made the appropriate impact adding just a little bit more to an already run-heavy beat down. YHC thanks Handshake for being ready to step in. YHC’s back has been acting up, and it’s always good to know someone is ready to help if need be.

    Announcements:

    Thanksgiving Convergence. 7:00 a.m. Mary “Mumford,” or Mary Munford, Elementary School, whichever you prefer. Handshake will lead us in being thankful for friends, family, manscaping, and mumble chatter. Those who park in the parking lot will be appreciated by the neighbors sleeping in.

    Breaking Bread continues…9 years of F3RVA supporting The Daily Planet’s medical respite…sign up on the Q-sheet.

    The Bridge continues 4 years, or so. Kubota leading the charge on December 27. We are looking for a Q to step up for January or February. Anyone who has been once previously is qualified. Who will lead us?

  • Sausage Fest

    A Lucky 13 gathered this morning at the earliest known workout in F3RVA land. Today’s mission was to start decorating for Christmas. Rewards would follow, but first….

    COP on church patio:

    Dead Man Hang, Reach for the stars, SSH’s, DQ’s, Helicopters, Ukrainian Soldiers, Inverted Scorpion Kicks, 1.5 Pencil Rolls, Regular Scorpion Kicks, LBC’s

    Mosey to the main parking lot for:

    Cut down your Christmas Tree (Touch-A-Tree)

    Touch 2 trees, partner does Flutter Kicks

    Touch 4 trees, partner does Squats

    Touch 6 trees, partner does Box Cutters

    Next, we have to decorate our tree:

    Round 1: Partner 1 Wall Sits while other partner runs and gets strands of lights, switch up

    Round 2: Partner 1 Ballz 2 the Wallz while other partner runs and gets tinsel, switch up

    Round 3: Partner 1 Donkey Kicks while other partner runs and gets ornaments, switch up

    Then, we have to put candles in our windows:

    Round 1: Partner 1 tries to reach the church windows via Dwight Howards while other partner bear crawls out and back, switch up

    Round 2: Partner 1 keeps trying to reach the church windows via Dwight Howards while other partner lunges out and back, switch up

    Round 3: Partner 1 has to replace the light bulbs in the candles via more Dwight Howards while other partner reverse lunges out and back, switch up

    Now that the house is decorated, we need to mosey over to the fence and run some garland around it.

    Keeping same partners, 3 rounds of exercises while partner runs around the fence, switch up. PAX may or may not have almost broken the beautiful fence in Henrico’s Tiniest Park.

    Time to take Santa’s reindeer out for Christmas Eve night:

    With same partners, 1.5 rounds of wheelbarrows to the tree on the right and back. Switch as needed.

    Time for Santa to throw his sack on his back and deliver toys: Partner Carries across the park and back

    Audible! No, that’s not happening. We are too old and big for Partner Carries.

    Head over to the guardrail for 4 rounds of Bernie Sanders out and back while partner does Dips, Incline Merkins, Decline Merkins, Dips. Switch up for each round.

    Mosey back to the VSF and circle up for Mary

    Santa just got home and is looking forward to Alabama Prom Dates with Ms. Claus.

    Not satisfied, Santa does Pickle Pounders with Ms. Claus.

    One minute of American Hammers to finish it off.

    Numbers, Names, Announcements, and YHC took us out!

    NMS:

    This is either the 4th or 5th year of First Watch SZN of GVN. Each year it seems to start earlier and earlier. I am happy to do this to share my gratefulness to the First Watch PAX for helping me start a 5am workout 6 years ago in order to help me get out and post when a 5:30am workout interfered with my wife having to go to work very early in Western Hanover. YHC changed it up this year and spiced it up a little. Enjoy the treats, men, and lets share our giving hearts with all this holiday season. Make giving contagious! Two more spots are open for SZN, 12/24 and 12/31. Upchuck has the Q next week!

    Happy Thanksgiving F3RVA and SYITG!

    Kubota

  • Sausage casing weather at FW

    Eight PAX answered the early call to First Watch and started a few seconds early. We did:

    COP: SSH, Don Qs, Imperial Walkers, Helicopters, Merkins, Flutterkicks.

    Mosey to back lot of RRbC for a “basic 4 corners” as Handshake called it: 10 Burpees, 20 HRMs, 30 Jump Squats, 40 SSH. Go over to front of church and find some grass for PLTs: 3 rounds of 20.

    Over back to parking lot to retrieve some coupons, then over to HCSP for a Dora: 100 Block Thrusters, 200 Block presses, 300 Squats. Keep same partner and add 4 rounds: Swings, Skull crushers, SitnPresses, more block presses. Mosey back to flag, drop off coupons, finish up with few seconds of Mary. YHC took us out.

    NMS: Solid PAX this morning and great to see Lockjaw back out in the Gloom. With Kubota and Gomer with us YHC chose to not venture out too far from the AO center. Not a ton of mumblechatter this morning besides the PAX being supportive of YHC taking the Q.

    Just like all things Christmas encroaches earlier in to November the SZN of GVN at First Watch kicks off next week.

  • It is awfully quiet down here when …

    There is no train, or Handshake. The question is, which is more noisy. This question was discussed by the 8 hearty souls who showed up for First Watch this morning.

    We started with a traveling COP as we started from the flag and headed down South Ridge to Westham Station which included SSH, DQ, Arm Circles, Dead Man Hang, Fudd’s Wife, Wilson’s Wife.

    At the bottom of South Ridge, partner up for a Dora. 50 Merkins, 100 WWIIs, 150 Freddie Mercuries. Runner goes to the 3rd No Parking sign on the right (not the 1st, not the 2nd, but the 3rd).

    Find a different partner to head back up South Ridge. Partner 1 does 20 squats while Partner 2 starts up the hill and then runs to catch up when done with squats to trade places. Partner going up the hill does bear crawl, crab walks and then freddie mercury.

    Stop at the intersection with overlook and line up for a native american style run back to the parking lot. Once back at the lot, we split into 2 groups for a quad check. Timer ran to the median in the middle of the parking lot. Exercises for those not running were merkins, LBCs and monkey humpers.

    With a few minutes left, we returned to the start and circled up for a few minutes of mary.

    Announcements / Prayers

    1. EF Hutton leading a group to the Bridge on Nov 15. See Slack for details.
    2. Prayers EF Hutton and his family as they say goodbye to his aunt.

    Numbers, names and YHC took us out. Thank you for letting me lead today!

  • Altered Beast

    A magic 8-ball PAX assembled at First Watch for a departure from recent Qs.  Here is how it went down:

    • COP
      • SSH
      • Ukrainian soldiers
      • DQ
      • Helicopters
      • Arm circles
      • DMH
      • HRM
      • LBC
      • APD
    • Mosey to the parking lot for an altered four corner cumulative beast
      • 180 HRM
      • 144 WWII sit-ups
      • 108 squats
      • 72 CDD
      • 36 H2H
    • Mosey back to the flag for some Mary
      • Side crunches
      • FK
    • COT with YHC taking us out

    The PAX was not happy with the altered beast.  It was a departure from the mumble-chatter of Honeydo visiting a European nude beach and Broga.  The 6th leg had to be mercifully amputated due to time.

    Prayers up for Kubota as he cares for his mother.  The Lord is with you brother, and the PAX will keep you in prayer.

    God is good all of the time!

    Attila

  • To the Taint and back.

    8 men, 1 Taint, group thang.

    Various exercises were completed to descend, various exercises were done to ascend. IYKYK

    Announcements – Bootleg is going to The Bridge this weekend, see Slack. EF Hutton is going to The Bridge November 15th. The Wellesley crew is starting a Friday Bootcamp out at Wellesley Pool starting this Friday at 0530.

    Prayer Requests – none

    NMS – good times. Glad to have Kubota with us.

  • Two Anniversaries, Broken Basketball Goal and Political Sign Bingo

    Five strong at First Watch this morning to celebrate:

    Kubota’s 8 Year Anniversary

    First Watch’s 6 Year Anniversary

    COP

    Political Sign Bingo Walk-a-bout with Cinder Blocks

    Load up YHC’s broken sand-filled basketball hoop onto a trailer in backyard

    Continue Bingo back to the AO

    Three Rounds of Block the Plank

    5 MOM

    Numbers, Names, Announcements and EF Huttonoeus took us out!

    It’s been great! 8 Years! Thanks for helping me with the hoop!

    Kubota