Tag: First Watch

River Road & Ridge

  • Cock Ring Coupons

    7 brave would be warriors showed up at the First Watch to witness Señor Frogs monthly Q.

    We very slow moseyed around the parking lot and across River Road to the back side of the church in hopes of missing the sprinkles, but all we accomplished was hiding from the tardy Salt Lick.

    Standard COP- Lots of high level conversation and counting.

    Mosey back to parking lot to pick up some coupons. Someone said he needed a bigger one… Some one else said are these Cock Rings? Attila perhaps.

    Mosey to the bottom of South Ridge Road and back while frequently stopping for WW2’s and Squats.

    YHC took us out with numbers, names, announcements, prayer requests and a short prayer from Psalms.

    Thank You for letting me lead.

  • Kubota Potato

    Seven strong yesterday morning at the earliest original AO in the land!

    COP

    Hill Work

    Triangle Park Work

    Four Corners

    5MOM

    Numbers

    Names

    Announcements

    Gomer took us out!

    NMS:

    Fun morning. Glad I was able to hold the potato for 45.

    Kubota

  • Does this count for Handshake?

    The gloom of 5 am awaited 8 1/3 PAX members on this glorious hump day.  With mumble-chatter heightened, here is how it went down:

    • COP
      • SSH
      • IW
      • DQ
      • Helicopters
      • Arm circles
      • DMH
      • HRM
      • LBC
    • Mosey to church parking lot for 4 corners prostitute style – 10 Mike Tyson, 20 WWII sit-ups, 30 monkey humpers and 40 APD for a total of:
      • 70 Mike Tysons
      • 100 WII sit-ups
      • 90 monkey humpers
      • 40 APDs
    • Dora with 100 HRM, 200 squats and 300 LBC
    • 2x 25 PLTs
    • Mosey back to the parking lot for some stretching and COT with YHC taking us out

    Today we were forced to ask a question that Handshake deals with often.  If he only lasts for 1/3 of the time as the other men there, does it really count?  It is an age-old question his M has wrestled with.  Once Handshake departed First Watch for W-Dog, the mumble-chatter turned towards Honeydo’s trip to Spain and the many observations of a nude beach and where he may or may not have observed.  As usual, First Watch comes with parental advisory warnings. 

    Upchuck challenges PAX members to find a Saturday and take the Bridge Q. 

    Prayers up for the many we know dealing with cancer.

    Good is good all of the time!

    Attila

  • Door to Door Sales

    Half dozen FW regulars included 1 SOJ insomniac traveler embraced the wet but cooler than expected conditions that awaited us at Westhoe. YHC is not a fan of cold rain so off we go looking to avoid the wind and minimize the dampness.

    Mosey to Triangle Park tip for introductions and disclaimers. Warmups included all standing exercises in conversation. Good times, good times.

    Mosey down Ridge to next intersection to begin a Lindsay. Stops at every intersection down to Westham Station with Carolina Dry Docks & Imperial Walkers as the selected exercises. Headlamps were indeed helpful.

    Complete Lindsay at the bottom of Ridge Road/Westham Station interchange. Triple Check was called with timer running to 3rd sign and return. Partners performed merkins and Lt. Dans.

    Mosey back up Ridge with some Love Hill (Bearcrawls, lunges & broad jump burpees), Lunges, mosey, Bernie Sanders, mosey, Butkickers, mosey, high knees. Other exercises were called along the way to eat some clock.

    Mosey back over to covered entrance at church for 4 minutes of ab work in conversation. LBC’s, APD’s, Freddies, Hello Dollies and some light stretching were all included.

    Numbers, Names, Announcements, Prayers. YHC took us out.

    • Continued prayers for Charlotte.
    • 11th year convergence. 6.30 am Saturday at Dogpile. Participation Trophies will be distributed. Coffee appreciated if someone wants to lead the collection.
    • SOJ Evening Ruck happening September 26th. See slack

    NMS: Not ideal conditions but grateful for those that shook off the drizzle and chill to embrace this gloom and the suck of this mornings beatdown. YHC wanted no part of lying in water so PAX remained dry and always moving. Great mumble chatter including the chance meeting of Handshakes former neighbor who answers doors in only a towel (or did) while Handshake was fundraising. Story could go many ways so let your imagination run wild. Great work this morning fellas. Thank you for joining me in the gloom.

  • First Watch + Burpee Mile-ish = Fun

    Spine here. Enjoyed taking the Q at First Watch today (9/10).

    9 PAX = Spine, Splinter, Gumbo, Senor Frog, Handshake, EF Hutton, Ronnie, Honeydo, Kubota

    Warm Up: Stretching, Arm Circles, Circle Arms, Weed Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers

    1: Motivators (or, Man Makers as some of you might know them by). Mumble chatter made me lose count, so extra reps were provided. Plenty of moaning and groaning. Morale high by the end.

    2: Burpee Mile = ~1/4 run, then 15 burpees (x4). All the PAX really loved this; didn’t want it to stop.

    3: Parking Lot Fun = Cocaine Bears across lot, lunges back (part 1); side shuffles with 10 squats every three parking lines, side shuffle back with 5 merkins at every third line.

    4: Mosey back for round of Mary in front of church: 25-count AmHams, 25 WWIs, 25 Pickle Pointers, 20-count Flutters

    5: Mosey back to base with 15 fox holes to round things out (fox hole = 1 sit-up + 1 merkin that you roll over into is 1 rep).

    COT – Morale was high and everyone was very happy that I finally began as a Q in RVA. More to come.

  • Bonus time on both ends

    Nine noble warriors woke up early for some perfect conditions at First Watch. A record 7 were limbered up already from Broga so we got after it:

    COP: SSH, Don Qs, Imperial Walkers, Flutterkicks, Merkins, Scorpion kicks

    Over to big parking lot for 4 corners: 10 Burpees, 20 HRMs, 30 Jump Squats, 40 LBCs. Mosey back to YHCs truck to retrieve coupons. Over to HCSP for Dora: 100 Swings, 200 Presses, 300 Squats while partner runs to light & back. Next up everyone’s favorite: Block the Plank, 3 rounds while partner does 10 Merkins.

    Finish back in parking lot of Triple check: Block presses, Heels2Hean, run lot & back, finish 30 seconds over time. YHC took us out.

    NMS: With 9 PAX ready at 4:58 we got an early start this morning. Tons of laughing and mumblechatter in the COP. There were some groans from the PAX with more coupon time after an hour on Labor Day of the same.

    Senor Frog balled out over the weekend at the Biltmore while Ronnie pulled up in his 17th different car since he started F3. Bacon Bits has slimmed down, way to go!

  • S. FROG Turns 51

    10 RSVP’d for Señor Frogs pre dawn birthday celebration at the First Watch.

    YHC pulled into the parking lot at 4:30 AM to admire the early morning efforts of the Brogi’s frolicking in the gloom. He considering joining them, then thought of the ramifications of demasculation that the Brogi’s endure and thought better of it.

    5AM- Mosey to the Chancel for introductions, disclaimers and basic COP warmup.

    Mosey to the University of Richmond Amphitheater for some Merkins and Squats.

    Mosey back to the missing Flag for a basic COT.

    Please keep this mornings prayer requests on your minds and in your hearts today. Our Prayer requests are probably the most important thing we do in the mornings.

    Please see Slack for announcement details concerning Labor Day Convergence.

    Thank You Attila for praying over us the way you do! You are a gifted speaker.

    Thank You for making my predawn Birthday Celebration special!

    Thank You for letting me steal your Q Last Call!

    Thank You for letting me lead.

  • FW Gets Loungey

    7 early risers posted to FW for some Gumbo and it got loungey. Little counting, lot’s of mumblechatter. Topics ranged from F3 photo shoots to binge-worthy Netflix series, to political statements that may come out of the Florida truck tragedy that we all expected must be on Ronnie’s docket. We solved all the world’s problems.

    But today was also a celebration of heavenly birthdays for YHC’s dad and, as it turns out, Ronnie’s mom. Happy birthday to two wonderful people we wish were still with us and who, oddly, both passed away far too early in 2012. Phil Goldman would have been 88 today. Miss ya, pops!

    0500 and it was time for the earliest bootcamp in town to get moving. Mosey the long way around the church, through the dark alley (paying our burpee, speed bump tolls) around to the front for COP. And that was where things went Loungey.

    We did exercises. EF Hutton tried counting for a bit. The rest were in conversation. All was good.

    Mosey down to the side wall for some Donkey Kicks, lunges and Merkins – 2 rounds.

    Mosey around back for The Suck x2. 6 men doing exercises. 1 man running the parking lot or “running” in the case of Atilla.

    Mosey back to the flag through the dark alley (tolls paid).

    4 minutes of Mary

    Numbers, Names, COT

    No big announcements or prayers. There is a party coming up for Gypsy and Pinto’s upcoming weddings. I’m told not to each other, but I can’t confirm.

    No More Gumbo For You!

  • Forty Niner

    10 early risers emerged from the Gloom to embark on a muggy beatdown Ronnie style.

    COP – SSH, LBCs, Arm Circles, Helicopters, Ukrainian soldiers, dead man hang, and merkins.

    Then we moseyed to the neighborhood to complete some exercises based on what type of car we found. The pax was quite enthusiastic.

    Next, we went back to the parking lot for a Dora with merkins, LBCs, and squats.

    A quick cool down with wall sits and dips, and then 4 corners with burpees, merkins, LBCs, and monkey humpers.

    Back to the flag for a quick circle of fire.

    Numberama, nameorama, and the Q took us out.

    Prayers for Last Call’s buddy with a recent cancer diagnosis.

  • Fearsome Foursome

    The wet gloom of the hump day greeted 4 noble warriors of the Westhoe region.  Here is how it went down:

    • COP
      • SSH
      • IW
      • DQ
      • Helicopters
      • Arm circles
      • DMH
      • Merkins
      • LBC
      • 4x check
        • Run
        • HRM
        • WWII sit-ups
        • Monkey humpers
      • Arch loader with 20 LBCs and 20 APBs at end of each load
        • Bear crawl
        • Crab walk
        • Duck walk
        • Bunny hop
        • Gorilla walk
        • Cheetah
      • Jack Webb
      • COT with YHC taking us out

    Great work from the PAX, especially with 3 of the 4 doing Broga on the front end.  Freshly paved roads made the wok on one’s six much more comfortable.  Great First Watch send-off to our brothers with vacations next week.

    Continued prayers for the immense number of those close to us battling cancer.

    God is good all of the time!

    Attila