Four pillars of manhood huddled six feet apart to seize the day. Here’s the story…basically.
Mosey to the covered entrance of the Church with man-sized KBs in tow.
COP (Kubota)
• SSHs
• Russian Soldiers
• Helicopters
• DQs
• Big Arm Circles
• LBCs
• HRMs
Conveyor Belt
Station 1 – Lawnmower Pulls w KB
S2 – Captain Thors
S3 – KB Swings
S4 – KB Squats
Rotation 2
S1 – American Hammers
S2 – Burpees
S3 – KB Pulls
S4 – KB Sit and Press
Pass to Honeydo
Partner 1 – People’s Chair
Partner 2 – Boxing Cockroaches straddling column x 40/50
Reverso and Repeato
Mosey to main covered entrance
Partner 1 – Run to dumpster
Partner 2 – Jump Squats
Repeato, Repeato
Pass to EF Hutton
Mosey back to side covered entrance
Conveyor Belt 2
S1 – Wall Climbs
S2 – Run to main entrance and back
S3 – Donkey Kicks
S4 – Heals to Heaven
Repeato
Pass to Handshake, Intercepted by Kubota
Mosey back to VSF
2 Burpees along the way
Ring of Fire
Numberama, Nameorama, COT (Handshake)
MOLESKIN
Whilst the masses slumber, assassins lurk in the shadows, ready to pounce with merkins, squats, and burpees. Under the cover of darkness, ninjas mosey about Tuckahoe ready to strike, leaving no trace behind but the pungent scent of piss and vinegar and a 4th F or two. Raiding and pillaging and violating unsuspecting driveways all while swinging big bells. Chuck Norris even checks under the bed for this faceless, nameless threat at night. The earliest of AOs has been a secret, unknown to many before now, birthed by Kubota one cold November morning, the time has finally arrived for the world to know, the First Watch lives.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
None were made.
Tag: First Watch
River Road & Ridge
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The First Watch Lives
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Following the Dog-Walker
A typical Tuckahoe trio hit the pavement at the Early Bird this morning in some pleasant temperatures. Keep the kettlebells in the cars and mosey to the COP triangle for:
Imperial Walkers x 15
DQ’s x 10
Hillbillies x 15
Helicopters x 15
Merkins x 10
Scorpion Kicks x 15
Triple Check around the Triangle:
Partner 1 Runs the Triangle
Partner 2 performs LBC’s
Partner 3 performs Squats
3x
Mosey to the fence railings for:
10 x Incline Merkins on each rail
10 x Decline Merkins on each rail
Mosey to the big church parking lot and line up against wall
10 x Donkey Kicks, Lunge to the parking space line, 10 x WW2’s, reverse lunge back to wall
15 x Donkey Kicks, High Knees to parking space line, 15 x WW2’s, reverse High Knees back to wall
20 x Donkey Kicks, Butt Kickers to parking space line, 20 WW2’s, reverse Butt Kickers back to wall
25 x Donkey Kicks, Bear Crawl to parking space line, 25 WW2’s, Crawl Bear back to wall
4 Corners in parking lot
10 x Hand-Release Merkins, chase the dog-walker
20 x Dying Cockroaches, chase the dog-walker
30 x Jump Squats, chase the dog-walker
40 x LBC’s, dog-walker disappears
Triple Check from church welcome center:
Partner 1 runs length of parking lot
Partner 2 holds elbow plank
Partner 3 holds Al Gore
Mosey back to the VSF stoppong for speed bump Burpees on the way back
20 x Flutter Kicks to finish us off
Numberama, Namearama, Announcements and YHC took us out
Possible 3rd F following Early Bird after the COVID-19 scare goes away. We may meet at the River Road Shopping Center Starbucks for a short Bible Study (To be determined).
Great job this morning, men! Please lift up EF Hutton’s Dad in your prayers.
SYITG!
Kubota
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That’s the President’s House
A steadfast five stormed River and Ridge for some extra early work. Here’s what transpired as best remembered.
Mosey through the triangular field across to Westham, right on Club Vista, cross College, quick jaunt down the President’s driveway and path over to UR by way of Crenshaw with COP along the way.
- SSHs, IWs, Copperhead Squats, Merkins, Helicopters, 2 Burpees for the 1 Pickup
Mosey down Crenshaw to the Hill of Hell
- Bernie M&M 11s – Merkins/ Monkey Humpers
- Clockwork Merkins at 3,6,9 and 12
Mosey into Crenshaw Field
- P&P – Pullups (on the goals) and Plank – 10, 8, 5
- D&D – Dips and Dox Jumps 15,20
- Mary – H2H, Freddys
- 4 Corners – Jump Squats x 20, Mountain Climbers x 30, Plank Jacks x 40, LBCs x 50
Mosey back across Crenshaw through the President’s yard down Club Vista, Westham, Triangle Field to Parking Lot
- Curb Crawl up to and repeating 5
Mary
- American Hammers
- APDs, APDs Right Leg Up, APDs Left Leg Up
Ring of Fire
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
MOLESKIN
YHC usually has a plan, today that plan was not to plan, well except a trip over to campus. The uneven PAX of 5 made sure YHC had to think on the fly. A quick glance at the map and one can actually see there’s a path from College over to Crenshaw. Unsure if that was a private drive, YHC was informed it is the President’s. Not to worry, YHC and ol’ Ron Crutcher go way back, he won’t mind. He and the Lady Spiders Field Hockey team might however mind the big dump Honeydo took on their pristine artificial playing surface. Anyway it was fun to see something new and YHC loves it when a plan without a plan comes together.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Continued prayers for Splinter’s dad – will know more April 1st
March Madness Q next Thursday 45MOM
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10×50
One tractor company and one stock brokerage firm showed up for the Early Bird this morning a did a little kettlebell work. Here is what happened:
COP in grassy triangle:
We had a hard time trying to form a circle and then tried a triangle but that didn’t work either. So we just faced each other and did:
Helicopters x 15
DQ’s x 10
Russian Soldiers x 15
LBC’s x 20
Scorpion Kicks x 15
Tempo Merkins x 10
SSH’s x 20
Mosey back to the parking lot and grab KB’s for:
10×50’s
50 x Lawn Mower Pulls
run a lap around parking lot
50 x Swings
lap
50 x Halos
lap
50 x Chest Pulls
lap
50 x Sit and Press
lap
50 x Tricep press
lap
50 x 2-ct American Hammers
lap
50 x Squats
lap
50 x Bear Crawl paces while dragging KB
Another 50 x Bear Crawl paces BTTF while dragging KB
10 Burpees OYO
Arm Circles to kill off the last 20 seconds!
Numberama, Namearama and YHC took us out!
NMS:
Great job this morning EFH! Way to work and way to bring the 35 pounder so we could switch up. Found out that it does get light out at the Early Bird, at least for one Wednesday. Have a great day!
Kubota
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Local Man Dies Doing Monkey Humpers
A Wilson approved PAX of an even 4 hit the rolling hills of Tuckahoe for a tour of sorts.
Mosey to the Church
COP (IC)
- DQs
- Cherry Pickers
- Jazzercises
- Suzanne Somers’s (L/R)
- APDs
Mosey down River to Gaymont to University – 2 Burpees per Pickup Truck
- Jack Webb Legs – Squat x 1/ High Knees x 4, 2:8….10:40
Mosey University to Ralston over to cut-through to Kanawha
- Partner Dora – 100 Merkins, 200 Mountain Climbers, 300 SSHs (altered to 200), P2 runs uphill and back
Mosey Holmes over to Crest/ Sunset to Westham– 2 Burpees per Pickup Truck
- Jack Webb Abs – WWII x 1/ Reverse Crunch x 4 up to 5:20
Mosey up Westham, stop for 30 Monkey Humpers on Pinetree (Hi Roger!)
Mosey over to a median with grass 5 times lusher than NoToll and continue JW Abs
Mosey Westham back to Launch Lot Rails
- Incline Merkins x 10 IC
- Dips x 10 IC
- Repeato x 5
Mosey back to SF
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
MOLESKIN
As AC/DC once sang that was a Whole Lotta Mosey, well close enough. Kubota clocked over 3 miles. The loop itself around was measured at about 2, but with plenty of running in the Dora and high knees 3 miles seems about right. YHC successfully confused Offshore so much he thought the Kanawha tennis courts were part of some unknown baseball complex. Apparently still dazed he took to doing his Monkey Humpers in oncoming traffic. As he snapped out of it and avoided disaster, he joked that the headline would read “Local Man Dies Doing Monkey Humpers.” YHC noted, “At least you’d die doing what you loved.” Thanks for getting up extra early to see some sites. Make it a great one.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Offshore is looking to start a new Tuckahoe 3rd F, details forthcoming
Prayers for Sippy
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Trio for the UR Amphitheater
COP:
SSH’s x 20
Imperial Walkers x 15
DQ’s x 10
Mosey to Saab’s driveway to finish off COP:
LBC’s x 25
Merkins x 10
Run a mile over and into campus to the amphitheater.
18 steps just like Dogwood Dell
5 WWII’s on each step down
10 Box Jumps on first step
5 Incline Merkins on each step going up
30 Monkey Humpers OYO
5 Jump Squats on each step going down
Triple Check:
Partner 1 runs up and down amphitheater
Partners 2 and 3 perform PLT’s (receive and give)
Switch up x 3 rounds
Triple Check # 2:
Balls to the Wall on Greek column
Box Cutters
Bear Crawl length of stage, crawl bear back
One round because of time
2 Dips on each step back up to get out of amphitheater
Mosey back a mile towards the VSF.
Stop at Saab’s driveway again and complete 20 Monkey Humpers
BTTF!
Numbers (3), Names and Handshake took us out.
Great fun this morning, gentlemen! Thanks for coming out, getting wet and working hard. You can always count on at least one or two other PAX to be in the parking lot at 5am on Wednesdays! Thanks!
SYITG!
Kubota
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Super 5am KettleBells
Three Amigos made their way into the early morning gloom for a full KB workout. Here is what went down:
Mosey with KB’s to the large church parking lot, stopping on the way to complete a burpee at each speed bump.
Quick COP:
DQ’s x 10
Helicopters x 15
Station up at welcome center for:
SUPER 21’s
21 x American Hammers w/KB’s, High Pulls, Halos, then Lunge Walk for 25 yards.
20x, LW, 19x, LW, 18x, LW, 17x, LW 16x, Run parking lot to loosen up arms
15x ,LW, 14x, LW, 13x, LW, 12x, LW, 11x, Run Parking lot
10x, LW, 9x, LW,8x, LW, 7x, LW, 6x, Run Parking lot
5x, LW, 4x, LW, 3x, LW, 2x, LW, 1x, LW
Farmer’s carry with KB back to the VSF stopping for speed bump Burpees along the way.
Numberama, Namearama and Offshore took us out!
NMS:
This is a re-do of a Q YHC did at Circus Maximuns about a year ago. Last time, we started at 1 and worked our way up to 21, but we did not finish because of time. This time, YHC shortened up the COP and we started at 21 and worked our way down. We finished on time. Great job, EF Hutton and Offshore! Enjoyed the early morning with you.
Have a great day!
Kubota
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“SLACK” Works
Thanks to the F3RVA SLACK App, YHC was not alone this morning. With a few “Workout with no Name” Regulars hitting other AO’s for the Winter Tour, YHC thought he may be solo this morning. Yesterday, HoneyDo, Wojo and EF Hutton posted on the Tuckahoe channel of the Slack app to let YHC know that they were not going to be at the Early workout this morning. Well, never fear, Lockjaw and Handshake saw the messages on SLACK and decided to not let YHC be alone this morning. Thank You! Also, Sandy, who is not on the Slack app, posted and looks to be a regular at the Early workout. Well Done, all!
After Lockjaw finds us:
COT:
Arm Circles x 15 Forward and Backward
DQ’s x 10
Imperial Walkers x 15
Jazzercises x 10
LBC’s x 20
Crab Cakes x 10
Merkins x 10
TRIANGLE (River, Ridge, South Westham):
Bear Crawl down River Road shoulder, 10 Hand Release Merkins
Run down S. Ridge Road, 20 WWII’s
Bernie Sanders back up S. Westham to River, 30 Monkey Humpers
Al Gore
Mosey to church parking lot for:
DORA:
100 x Merkins
200 x 2-ct Flutter Kicks
300 x SSH’s
Timer runs the parking lot
Plank-a-rama
Partner up with a different partner at the dumpster wall for:
Partner Touch-A-Tree
Partner 1 holds Balls to the Wall while partner 2 runs and touches 3 trees. Switch up and repeat.
Partner 1 hold People’s Chair while Partner 2 runs and touches 4 trees. Swicth up and repeat.
Partner 1 performs Donkey Kicks while Partner 2 runs and touches 5 trees. Switch up and repeat.
Quad Check:
Partner’s 1 and 2 are perfroming PLT’s
Partner 3 is performing Reverse Crunches(Round 1), Squats(Round 2), Lt. Dan’s(Round 3)
Partner 4 is running the parking lot
3 Rounds
Partner up and perform 10 Boo-Yah Merkins
Mosey back to the flag, performing a Burpee at each Speed Bump
25 x Rosalita’s to finish up.
Numberama, Namearama, Announcements and YHC took us out!
NMS:
Great work this morning, Men! Way to post right after having a bout of bronchitis, Handshake. Lockjaw and YHC haven’t crossed paths in a LONG time, so it was nice to see him in the gloom again. Way to post again at 5am, Sandy. Hope you become a regular.
It’s funny how little things work out. YHC was planning on going to workout in the UR amphitheater this morning which requires a 1 mile run to and from. After Handshake pulled in, he told YHC about the bronchitis and that he hoped there would not be much running. YHC changes his mind about the amphitheater to accommodate a Bronchial Handshake. Instead we did COP in our usual spot. Lockjaw was a couple minutes late. If we had run to the amphitheater, Lockjaw would have never found us. It all worked out.
Thanks for joining YHC this morning, Gents, and have a great day!
Kubota
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Animal Exercise Morning
Five strong hit the Early workout that still doesn’t have a name. After Sandy found us in the correct parking lot, this is what went down:
Mosey to the COP triangle for:
SSH’s x 20
Helicopters x 15
Russian Soldiers x 15
DQ’s x 10
LBC’s x 25
Scorpion Kicks x 15
5 Burpees on your own
Mosey to large parking lot and line up against trash dumpster enclosure wall for:
10 x Donkey Kicks, Bear Crawl, 10 Merkins, Crawl Bear back
15 x Donkey Kicks, Bear Crawl, 15 Merkins, Crawl Bear back
20 x Donkey Kicks, Lunge, 20 Merkins, Reverse Lunge back
Balls to the Wall, 10 Chicken Peckers on your own, BTTW for 10 count
Hand EF Hutton the Q for:
Mosey to church welcome area and two pairs of pax are wheelbarrowing up and down the steps while 5th pax is running the parking lot out and back. Switch up each time runner gets back. Continue until eack pax has run twice.
25 Heels to Heaven in cadence
Ark Loader:
Polar Bears, Bunny Hops, Bear Crawls, Duck Walk, Crab Walk, Alligator Crawl in different segments of the parking lot.
25 Monkey Humpers in cadence
Hand Offshore the Q for:
Mosey back to the VSF, Burpee at each speed bump, say “good-bye” to Wojo (nature is calling) and grab your KB’s for:
American Hammer w/ KB’s Ring of Fire:
4 rounds x 15 each, passing your KB to the left after each round so everyone gets to experience all different weights.
Triple Check:
Partner 1 – Runs Lot
Partner 2 – KB Swings
Partner 3 – KB Curls
2 Burpees OYO to finish out the time
Numberama, Namearama, Announcements and YHC took us out!
Announcements:
Oyster has the February Breaking Bread Q. Let’s gets some new faces to help him!
NMS:
Great job and numbers this morning, gentlemen! Good all around body workout. We did a lot of exercises named after animals. Hope you made it home in time, Wojo! If you have a need for an extra early workout, come on out on Wednesdays. It’s usually a couple of degrees warmer at 5am versus 6am 🙂
Enjoy the day, men!
Kubota
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Up Before the Army
Two men arrived at Early Bird Off The Books with big bells in tow, one left his bells at home. Here’s what went down.
Kubota
Mosey to the field
COP (IC)
- SSHs
- IWs
- Helicopters
- Hillbillies
- WWIIs
Mosey to the bottom of S Ridge for a Lindsay
- Merkins/ LBCs (30/10, 25/15….)
- Mosey uphill between sets with High Knees, Butt Kickers, Bernie Sanders, Bear Crawl
Honeydo
Mosey to parking lot for Triple Check
- KB Sit and Press, KB Swings, Run a Lap
EF Hutton
Mosey to the “Closest” Curb
- Curb Crawl up to 5 Merkins and Back Down
- Pause for Freddie Mercurys
Mosey to Retaining Rails
- Dips IC 3×10
- Decline Merkins IC x 10
- Incline Merkins IC x 10
- Regular Merkins IC x 10
- Flutter Kicks IC x 30
- APDs IC x 30
- Burpees x 5
Mosey back to SF
Numberama, Nameorama, COT
MOLESKIN
Nothing better than starting your day at 0530, except maybe starting your day at 0500, am I right? With each passing week the small but loyal faithful find new tricks and ways to expand and challenge this little-known AO. Saabski’s driveway was left untainted this week, but the PAX did demonstrate Monkey Humpers for the paper carrier. YHC has a question, does an AO require a name to make it onto the Winter Tour? Asking for a friend.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Prayers for Offshore’s ILs