Tag: GridIron

  • What’s in that bag?

    14 dudes ranging in age from 13 to 50 plus decided to enjoy a nice fall morning at Northern Short Pump with a slightly more cardio centric beatdown.

    COP on a nice wet field: DQs, DMH, Helicopters, HRMs, MCs, FMs, arm circles Mosey to track. I am carrying a bag. What is in there?

    Go round the track. 1/4 the way – 1 burpee, 1/2 the way – 2 burpees, 3/4 the way – 3 burpees, fully around – 4 burpees. Mosey to nearby road for:

    Curb crawl with 2 squats per merkin go up to 5 wait for all PAX to finish then go down to 1. Mosey to bus loop.

    Now I reveal what is in the bag I am carrying and it is… discs for disc golf. But…we did not just play disc golf. I incorporated it into a triple check with disc golf the second person doing WWIIs, the third person doing flutter kicks. Seymour showed some accuracy with a near hole in one on the third round. Mosey to chin up bars.

    10 chin ups then 20 dips, 8 chin ups then 25 dips then 6 chin ups then 30 dips. Mosey to burpee hill.

    4 sets of burpees, first set is 5, then 6, then 7 then 8. Then a set of 10 diamond merkins. Mosey to benches near football field.

    Set of elevens with 2 count step ups and heels to heaven. Mosey to home base. Set of American hammers and then stretching because most of us are AARP eligible.

    Prayers for Handshake’s niece who needs 0 negative blood badly. If you have O negative blood and can donate, please reach out to Gypsy to see how you can help. Prayers also for Fudd’s sister, my full recovery and for Gyspy’s ankle. Also, Whitesnake is covering the Pixies, rather Whitesnake’s band is covering the Pixies tonight at the Canal Club tonight. Lastly, Tater is hosting a celebration on 9/6 for soon to be married Pinto and Gypsy (no they are not marrying each other). Thanks for letting me lead!

    Fireman Ed

  • Mild hangover and crab farts

    0645 Friday, August 1st 2025 Gomer and Handshake are sitting next to each other at Dunkin, talk about the evenings Crab Feast and wondering who had the Q at Gridiron. YHC beat Gomer to the punch to sign up for the Q and he had the great idea to Co-Q.

    1545 Friday YHC’s M dropped him off at Gomers house to Mrs. Gomer could take us to the Crab Feast at the American Legion Post off Robious. Gomer and YHC drink several beers and eat roughly 16 crabs over the 4 hour Crab Feast. Night ends after a couple beers at Rare Old Times and Gomers mildly annoyed M picked us up from our late play date.

    0630 Saturday YHC wakes up wondering why he didn’t just sleep in. YHC makes his way to Gridiron to see what was in store, Gomer was on the docket to start the workout.

    Gomer Q –

    6 Crab Cake Burpees to start things off

    Mosey to the field in on the main road for Disclaimer and COP.

    First iteration – 20 Squats, 10 Don Quixotes, 10 Helicopters, 10 HRM’s, 10 Grass Angles, 10 Australian Grass Angels, 20 Arm Circles, Reverso, Overhead Claps, Seal Claps, 10 Merkins, 6 Ranger Merkins, 6 Wide Arm Merkins, 20 LBC’s, 10 Left Leg Straight LBCs, 10 Right Leg Straight LBC’s, both Leg LBC’s, 10 APD’s, 10 TTPP, 20 Flutter Kicks, 10 Hello Dollys, 10 Rosalitas, 10 Freddy Mercurys

    Handshake Q – Bunch of random stuff. Pencil Rolls, Relay with Crabwalk, Triple Check, etc

    Announcements – none

    Prayer Request, none

    NMS – Offshore brought out an FNG. We had trouble naming him but eventually we settled on Slim Pickings

  • First Annual Lake Anna F3

    Grid Iron relocated to Lake Anna and had our first of hopefully many more events there. After a brief warm up we hit 4 stations for 3 rounds of 20 of: Dips, Dirkins, Pole Smokers and Steps Ups. BiProduct came by boat with J’ville and WhiteDeer, but for some reason they couldn’t make it out of the boat for the first round…so we did a second round. Then to the beach for a series of Abs, Merkins, and Swimming/Kayaking/Padeling.

    We kept the Fitness part short this morning and then had coffee and carbs in the parking lot before hitting the lake on a few boats for a morning of Fellowship. Great morning. Thankful for my F3 Brothers.

  • Superman Meets a Prostitute

    YHC dragged his teenage 2.0 in to the gloom of the Gridiron dew.  Here is how it went down:

    • COP
      • SSH
      • IW
      • DQ
      • Helicopters
      • Arm circles
      • DMH
      • Merkins
      • LBC
      • Superman meets a prostitute (form the figure S on the field doing 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60 reps of an exercise at each point, repeating on the trip back)
        • 110 Mike Tysons
        • 180 squat thrusters
        • 210 single count crab cakes
        • 200 monkey humpers
        • 150 LBC
        • 60 APD
      • Modified Linsday with pull-ups and PLTs
        • 10 pull-ups, 11 PLTs
        • 7 pull-ups, 14 PLTs
        • 4 pull-ups, 17 PLTs
        • 1 pull-up (hold 10 seconds), 20 PLTs
      • Mosey to the playground for some Mary
        • FM
        • One-legged side crunches, each side
        • WWI crunches
        • Reverse Crunches
      • COT with YHC taking us out

    Great work by the PAX today.  Good to see that so many went to the Bridge.  Spider laughed as soon as he got in the car, “White Deer does not do anything the Q calls out and never does all of the reps.”  Yes, that is true, but we still love him.

    Gridiron is at Lake Anna next week.

    God is good all of the time!

    Attila

  • Down!

    14 Pax said “It is humid. It is hot. Should I go to Gridiron? Why not?”.

    COP: DQs, Jazzercise, Invisible jump ropes, merkins, MCs, LBCs.

    Mosey run with merkins. This is where we found out that despite his size Tater has quite the high decibel yell. The intent was to jog and then do 10 merkins when called. Some of the PAX had trouble hearing me so Tater took his degree from the school of the hard of hearing to yell “Down”. Two instances of this bellowing cry was heard from many a pickleballer causing temporary panic amongst them. Ended up at the bus loop.

    One burpee per pole to first path (~12 burpees). Next section – 3 squats per pole. Third section – 3 wide grip merkins per pole. Mosey to tennis court.

    Triple check with audible: Bear crawl to end of 2nd tennis court, run to end and back, 2nd PAX: flutters, 3rd PAX: heels to heaven. Audible when 2 folks showed up to actually play tennis (go figure). Run back after bear crawl. Da$n it is hot out! Mosey to field with the most shade.

    Four corners – modified prostitute style Cumulative 10 diamond merkins, 20 WWIIs, 30 plank jacks, 40 SSHs. Wet field had a nice cooling effect but we are not sure what wetness is sweat vs. the field. Mosey to playground.

    2 sets of 20 PLTs. Followed by triple check of run around Mr. Roger’s long time loaner car (swear he has had that for 6 months), elbow plank, and derkins from the swings. Finished with a set of ab exercises and at the strike of 8 I was cooked.

    Prayers for Fudd’s sister and family, Roger Roger’s recovery, Pigskin in Honduras, those staying the course with dry July and those affected by the flooding in Texas. The Bridge is on 7/19; see Slack for details. Also, Gridiron on 7/26 will take place northwest of Short Pump at Lake Anna. Enjoy your weekend.

    Fireman Ed

  • No July 4th Hangover Here

    A dirty dozen regulars gathered at the motherland for a post July 4th workout.  Here is how it went down at the Gridiron:

    • COP
      • SSH
      • IW
      • DQ
      • Helicopters
      • Arm circles
      • DMH
      • Merkins
      • LBC
      • APD
      • Happy Birthday America – 249 reps (3 sets of 83)
        • 24 pull-ups
        • 45 dips
        • 60 left arm to right leg cross crunch
        • 60 right arm to left leg cross crunch
        • 60 WWI crunches
      • Mosey to the soccer field for an arch loader
      • Bear crawl, crab walk, bunny hop, duck walk, frog jump, cheetah sprint and dealers choice
      • 30 WWII sit-ups, 30 H2H, 60 2x flutter kicks
      • 20 burpees, 30 HRM, 60 CDD
    • Mosey back to the parking lot for wall work
      • 5x of wall sits with 15 reps – air presses, milkers, Muhamed Ali’s, jazzercise and Lalanes
      • 5x PLT – 100 total
      • 5x Mike Tysons – 50 total
    • COT with YHC taking us out

    Great work from the PAX.  Good to see a lot of faces.  Great to see the July 4th hangovers were minimal.  YHC cannot provide an accurate backblast for what White Deer actually did.

    God is good all of the time!  See you in the gloom.

    Attila

  • Who Said

    Since we’re getting very close to Independence Day, I prepared a group of questions that I asked when we were doing stretching exercises. See the end of the writeup. Lighthouse had a really great idea. I should have picked my questions from the citizenship exam! Next time!

    Mosey to the parking lot for

    Disclaimer

    • I’m not a professional
    • Push yourself but don’t hurt yourself
    • Don’t leave here with more injuries than you came with
    • Feel free to modify any exercise

    Warm-up

    • 20 SSHs
    • 10 Man-Maker Merkins
    • 15 Crunchy Frogs
    • Stretch: on the ground, right hand to right foot with left foot on right thigh and then flapjack

    Mosey to Pull-up bars

    • 20 IWs
    • 10 Diamond Merkins
    • 10 each side Suzanne Sommers
    • Stretch:

    Sevens

    • Pullups
    • Step ups

    Mosey to New Pickleball area

    • 20 Squats
    • 10 Stagger Arm Merkins
    • 15 Dollies
    • Stretch:

    Mosey to Far End Zone of Gridiron

    • 10 Don Quixotes
    • 10 Stagger Arm Merkins
    • 15 Ukrainian Hammers
    • Stretch:

    Mosey to Soccer field for Sevens

    • Getups
    • Hammers

    Mosey to wall in front of the school for:

    • People’s Chair 15 Air Press, 10 BTTW Hip Slaps, 15 Donkey Kix OYO
    • People’s Chair 15 Muhammad Ali, 10 BTTW Australian Mountain Climbers, 15 Donkey Kix OYO
    • People’s Chair 15 Milkers, 10 BTTW Toe Taps, 15 Donkey Kix OYO

    Mosey to Soccer Field for Four Corners (using 20-yard line and goal line)

    • 20 Shoulder taps
    • 20 APDs
    • 20 Crunchy Frogs
    • 20 Squats
    • Come back to the center each time for 5 Burpees

    Mosey to benches for Countdown (10, 9, 8, etc)

    • Bulgarians
    • Dips

    Back to the parking lot for

    • 20 Heels to Heaven
    • 20 Flutter kicks

    Announcements

    July 4th: convergence at Atlee High School: 7:00 AM. Roger Roger 6:30 departure from Godwin: Let him know if you want to carpool.

    July 19: The Bridge; see Whitesnake.

    Coming on a future Saturday, we’ll move the workout to Lake Anna

    COT

    I read the following from the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

    “When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.”

    “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That, to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That, whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.”

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    There’s also a great deal more which I didn’t read and haven’t reproduced here. But below are a few of the “Injuries and Usurpations” listed in the Declaration:

    “He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners;”

    “He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.”

    “For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:”

    “For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:”

    “For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:”

    “For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:”

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    AND BELOW ARE THE QUESTIONS I ASKED PLUS A FEW I DIDN’T GET TO:

    • Who said: “Government is not reason, it is not eloquence-it is force! Like fire it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master; never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action.” Answer: George Washington
    • Who said “Our constitution is color-blind, and neither knows nor tolerates classes among citizens. In respect of civil rights, all citizens are equal before the law.” Justice John Marshall Harlan; This is from his dissent in Plessy v. Ferguson (Separate but Equal ruling legalizing segregation in 1896.)
    • Name a significant fact about John Marshall Harlan: He was a slaveholder prior to the Civil War. (He also fought with the Union Army in the Civil War and was from Virginia.)
    • What document was Lincoln referring to in the Gettysburg Address when he wrote “four score and seven years ago,”: Answer: Declaration of Independence
    • Who said: “These are the times that try men’s souls; the summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of his country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.” Answer:  Thomas Paine, The American Crisis
    • Who from Virginia, signed the Declaration of Independence: Answer: George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton
    • How many times does the Constitution use the word ‘slave’, ‘slavery’ or other derivation, prior to the 13th amendment? Answer: zero! The Constitution was very artfully worded!
    • What English philosopher greatly influenced the Declaration of Independence: Answer John Locke. Locke’s “Second Treatise of Government” provided the foundation for the Declaration’s concept of natural rights and the social contract theory, which posits that governments derive their legitimacy from the consent of the governed. Written in 1683, between the time of the English Civil War and the Glorious Revolution.
    • Where did Habeas Corpus come from and what is it: Answer: Habeas corpus, often called “the Great Writ,” originated in England’s common law system, evolving over centuries from the 12th century onwards. It gained prominence with the Magna Carta (1215) and was later formalized in the Habeas Corpus Act of 1679, which guaranteed the right to challenge unlawful imprisonment.
    • Who said: “A man’s rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box.” Answer: Frederick Douglas
    • Who said: “We are descended from a people whose government was founded on liberty; our glorious forefathers of Great Britain made liberty the foundation of everything. That country is become a great, mighty, and splendid nation; not because their government is strong and energetic, but, sir, because liberty is its direct end and foundation.” Answer: Patrick Henry
    • Who said: “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” Answer: Benjamin Franklin
    • Who said: “The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.” Answer: Benjamin Franklin
    • Who said: “In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” Answer: Benjamin Franklin
    • Who said: “A republic, if you can keep it” Answer: Benjamin Franklin
    • Who said: “nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle.” Answer: Thomas Jefferson
  • 54 Part II

    After an enjoyable Bday Q on Monday, 10 of us finished the week off at Grid Iron with another 54 theme. Brief warm up and then a mosey to the playground for 10 Burpees and then 2 sets of 27 PLTs. Then pull up bars for 5 pull ups (full arm extension), 4 times, and 2 sets of 27 Dips. Mosey to soccer field for

    Cardio: 10 Burpees and then 50 yards of Bernie Sanders, break with 27 Squats, then 50 yards of Ukrainian Soldiers, break with 27 Heal Raises, then 50 yards of Karaoke, break with 27 squats, and another 50 yards of Karaoke the other direction, and finish with 27 Heal Raises. (4 sets of 50 and 4 sets of 50).

    Arms/Chest: 4 Corners with 25 Merkins, 25 Chuck Norris, 25 Carolina’s, and 25 Wide Grip…then repeat.

    Abs: 4 Corners with 25 WWIs, 25 WWIIs, 25 Heals to Heaven and 25 Irish Hammers

    Cardio: 100 yard mosey to the hill for 5’s (not 11’s) of Get Ups and Burpees

    Long mosey to original playground for a Ring of Fire, 54 Crunchy Frogs, and stretching.

  • Homer is becoming a Ute

    15 chiseled behemoths of power alternated between Tomahawk Park and Short Pump Middle School. They did not all arrive at 7 but that is OK. The morning went something like this.

    COP: DMH, DQs, ACs, sumo squats, merkins, plank jacks, Freddies. Mosey to main field.

    Cumulative exercises with # corresponding with yard line (well there were no yard lines so it was a guess).

    10 HRMs, 20 WWIIs, 30 2 count Mountain Climbers, 40 squats, 50 LBCs. Mosey to front of school. Lots of mumble chatter throughout.

    Triple check with run around oval, donkey kicks and flutter kicks. Mosey to adjacent field.

    Four corners of fun: Cumulative 10 burpees – 40 total, 20 shoulder taps, 30 jump squats and 40 heels to heaven. The humidity was kicking in like a mo fo at this point. Mosey to chin up bars.

    I got this exercise off Chat GPT for Father’s Day. 21 dips, 9 chin ups and 15 2 count step ups. I was supposed to play Springsteen but I did not have my phone with me. Mosey to playground.

    Finished with American hammers and stretching cuz that’s what old people do at the boneyard.

    Deliverance on Wednesday at 5 a.m. – Huguenot Flatwaters, Dry July and Magnum is raising funds for his trip to Peru. Prayers for Magnum’s friend, me, Fudd’s sister and Roger Roger. For those who don’t know Homer is leaving the humidity of Richmond to hang out at the University of Utah. Rumors are that he needed a football program to root for and Utah can be a good squad. Good luck Homer!

    Thanks for letting me lead, Attila for taking us out and for coffeeteria where we can learning the 5 stages of pee color.

    Fireman Ed

  • It was 70 and sunny

    Eight regulars and one FNG showed up on a warm Saturday morning. It was 70°F at the start and sunny by the end—close enough to call it the elusive 70 and sunny, just not at the same time. After a warm-up, we hit the football field for a cumulative Beast. We started with Hand-Release Merkins and added a new exercise each round: LBCs, Jump Squats, Crab Cakes, Heels-to-Heavens, and finally, Burpees. Six rounds, six stops, six reps per stop. Beastly effort all around. Welcome to our FNG (Stirrup from now on)—glad to have you out there grinding with us. Great work, everyone!