Tag: GridIron

  • Many Regulars take a Vacation from GridIron

    Two of the faithful posted at GridIron in the driving rain, while most of the regulars decided that they deserved a cozy respite. Johnsonville took Q, thus completing his SOJ leadership duties. This is what went down:

    Warmup COP with 50x ssh, 50x LBC, 10x merkins, 25x crab cakes, etc.

    Mosey to gridiron for beast with
    burpees
    burpees
    monkey humpers
    WWII situps
    burpees
    flutter kicks

    Mosey to track. 1/4 mi. intervals. rinse and repeat several more times.

    Mosey to front of school. Descending merkin ladder.

    Mosey to VSF. COT with Attila taking us out.

    Coffeeteria.

    YHC contemplated a full burpee beast, but put that back in the lineup so that we can get full, or nearly full, participation. I hope everyone enjoyed their travels and rest, because it’s only a matter of time….

    Great job, Attila! Thank you all for giving me a chance to lead during SOJ week. Jville

  • I Do Not Hate You; I Hate Myself

    9 Gridiron faithfuls and 2 new redwoods showed up for beatdown this morning.  I do not hate them; I just hate myself.  Here is how it went down:

    • COP
      • 25 SSH
      • 20 Russian Soldiers
      • 20 Freddy Mercuries
      • 15 Crab Cakes
      • 20 Hello Dollys
      • 30 APD
      • 10 merkins
      • 20 Copperhead Squats
      • 10 8 count body builders
      • 20 Helicopters
    • Mosey to the playground and partner-up
      • 4x – 20 PLT/10 jerkins
    • Mosey to the SPMC field for an abbreviated beast with burpees, monkey humpers, LBCs and merkins
    • Mosey to the short hill by for 10 Bernies
    • Mosey to the football field for a triple check
      • Dips
      • KB high pulls
      • Run across the field and back
    • COT with YHC taking us out

    Today was an awesome example of why Gridiron is great.  Nightcrawler was flying solo as a single parent this weekend with 3 young girls…God bless you Nightcrawler!  You are a brave man.  He brought his girls, and MEarthworm came and played with them while Daddy got a beatdown.  Not going to see that every day or at every AO.   These girls now know that Daddy is one of the boys.  Thankfully, he did not hurl in their presence.  Sounds like he was on the hairy edge today.

    Welcome to EF Hutton; hard to believe that you have been to Gridiron before.  It has been a while since we had a double dipper at Gridiron.  Major t-claps for him.  He did mention that it was good to miss the jerkins after Swirly’s traditional arm beatdown.

    Welcome also to Screwball!  Good to have another connection to the Gloucester corridor.  Hoops’ cousin got a taste of his growing strength.  Hoops was strong today, leading the pack during the beast.  Where did that come from?  White Deer might need to check that boy for chest hair.

    Announcements:

    • Convergence on September 30th – 6 am and 7 am workouts; bring the numbers
    • Cecil will be bringing back the pre-game devotional back to Gridiron in September – more details to come

    It was a privilege to lead these men this morning.  Nothing better than the fellowship that comes from a good beatdown.

    Attila

  • Sweat follows mist

    A PAX of 7 familiar with the offerings of GridIron posted for this morning’s workout.  We gathered in the usual spot at the Pouncey Tract Park parking lot, exchanged greetings and/or barbs, then started the Thang like so:

    Jog across the well-manicured football field to the edge of the western endzone for the startup COP with 5 Burpees, then Seal Jacks x 20, Russian Soldiers x 20, Helicopters x 20, Merkins x 10, and LBCs x 30.

    Mosey eastward across the football field and down the hill from the scoreboard to the smaller field for a Four Corner variant.  Jog to the first corner of the field for SSHs x 10 then to the following corner adding Carolina Dry Docks x 20.  Continue to other corners adding exercises to the other exercises with Copperhead Squats x 30, then Box Cutters x 40.  Continue back around the field removing the earlier exercises.  Plank at final corner until the full PAX is collected.

    Return the bleachers on the groomed football field for an AMRAP round, completing Back Extensions x 10, Rosalitas x 20, and Alabama Prom Dates x 30.  Target was at least 4 rounds within about 12 minutes.

    Brief Ark Loader interlude with Bear Crawl to mid-field, Crab Walk back, Bear Crawl back to mid-field, and Bunny Hop back.

    The bleachers once again for a second AMRAP round, completing Plank Jacks x 10, Incline Merkins x 20, and Alternating Step Ups x 30.  Target, again, was 4 rounds within about 12 minutes.

    Finish with Ring of Fire.  Start jogging in place with each PAX member completing 3 Burpees, then passing it around one round.  Down to plank, then 5 Merkins each around the circle from Plank position.  Flip over and hold Dead Cockroach, passing around 5 WWII Sit Ups.

    Back to the parking lot for COT with name-a-rama and numberama.  Attila took us out.

    TNM:  Missed some GridIron regulars.  PAX thoughts and prayers with White Deer’s family.  Wishing speedy recovery for Cecil and Earthworm.  Nice work from young Yale today staying just ahead of J’ville.  Nice work also Ragweed in knocking out that last AMREP set.  The morning mist was refreshing, but it was good catching up indoors after for the coffeteria.

    Announcements:  Convergence at GridIron on Saturday, September 30th.  Offerings of 6 AM and 7 AM workouts.  More details to follow.  There are hopes for filling the large football field – bring FNGs and Kotters (and yourselves).

  • Preblast — F3RVA’s 3rd Anniversary Convergence

    Preblast — F3RVA’s 3rd Anniversary Convergence

    We launched F3 RVA at GridIron on September 20, 2014. To commemorate the 3rd anniversary of the launch, we will host a convergence at GridIron (click for map) on Sept. 30, 2017.

    The main event will be at 0700. As with last year’s anniversary convergence, we would like to drive the numbers way up. Please bring as many FNGs as possible. Go retrieve our stragglers. Don’t apologize to them for making them get up early — they need your intervention.

    As with last year, we will again have a Bonus Workout at 0600 for F3 regulars and those ready for an FNG baptism by copious amounts of sweat and grime.

    Charlottesville and Hampton Roads are welcome and encouraged to attend.

    I challenge our F3 region to create a circle of men at GridIron that completely envelopes one of the football fields.

    To echo Hardywood’s wisdom from last year:

    **If you are awesome and love America you will dominate both workouts.**

    See ya in the gloom! Jville

  • Muddling Through the Dog Days of Summer

    It is the dog days of summer, but that did not stop 8 strong redwoods from posting today at Gridiron.  YHC and White Deer shared the Q, with YHC starting us off.  Here is how it went down:

    • COP
      • 25 SSH
      • 20 Russian Soldiers
      • 20 Freddy Mercuries
      • 25 APD
      • 10 merkins
      • 20 Helicopters
      • 8 8 count body builders
    • Mosey to the playground and partner-up
      • 25 PLT/10 jerkins x2
    • Mosey to the Pavillion – 25 dips, 25 one leg step-ups (right leg), 25 dips, 25 one leg step-ups (left leg) at the picnic tables
    • Mosey to the Gridiron for 4 corners
      • 4x 10 burpees
      • 4x 10 LBC
      • 4x 10 monkey humpers
      • 4x 10 WWII sit-ups
      • 2x 10 merkins/2x 10 Carolina dry docks
    • Bear crawl 1/4 of the football field and then run to the end zone before YHC passed the Q to White Deer
    • Mosey to the parking lot
      • 2 minute plank challenge
      • 10 merkins with left leg raised/10 merkins with right leg raised
      • Boat/canoe with KB
      • 10 KB presses with each arm
      • 20 KB Alabama honeymoons
      • 10 one armed curls with each arm
      • 10 KB halos
      • 10 second KB hold
      • Bear crawl around the island
    • COT with YHC taking us out followed by coffee at Einsteins

    YHC and White Deer were supposed to split the Q 50/50.  In actuality, YHC took 75%, much to the joy of Johnsonville’s back.  As always, Johnsonville led the charge with a strong performance, but there were some concerns that he might (re)injure himself during the workout.  Raise your hands if this surprises you.

    Strong showing from Cecil in his grand reappearance.  In addition, it was great to see Ragweed back at the Gridiron.  Great perseverance on a humid morning!

    The highlight of the workout was White Deer demonstrating jerkins on the playground.  As always, White Deer was fast and reckless, slamming is head on the bars.  Most people would be impacted by such a fierce blow to the head.  Not so with White Deer; no harm and onward he went.  Draw your own conclusions.

    Finally, as for announcements, there was a happy hour for Toga on Wednesday.  Sorry if you missed that.  The event appeared to fly under the radar.  Toga, we will miss you; come back soon!

    Stay cool in this heat.  Drink plenty liquids (or was that what the M told me to do this morning before I left).

    Attila

  • Iron sharpens iron but gravel sharpens what?

    Eleven experienced PAX posted for Gridiron on a sunny, humid Saturday morning.  YHC arrived a little early and planted the ShovelFlag.  In contrast to other times of the year, the parking lot already contained a few cars – those of some other guys getting some sweat going somewhere else on the AO.

    The Thang:  After an abbreviated disclaimer, including an explanation that while we’d discussed one day taking on an all Burpee Beast at Gridiron, YHC had not planned one for the morning.  We did start with some Burpees (only 5) followed by 20 each of SSHs, Don Quixotes, Imperial Walkers, and Helicopters, 15 Arm Circles (each way of differing diameters), and 10 Alternating Arm Hugs.

    Jog to the northern edge of the parking lot.  Knock out 5 Burpees then Lunge Walk the length of the nearby footbridge.  Alternate 5 Burpees and Lunge Walking or a Light Jog three more times completing the jog at the edge of the Strikers Park parking lot.

    Using the seven columns of parking spaces in this parking lot, complete exercises in each space one column at a time.  Per column, from Pouncey Tract Road and working east, complete Burpees, Squats, Hello Dollys, Carolina Dry Docks, Side Lunges, Flutter Kicks, and Merkins.  Complete 1 Burpee per parking space, 2 of each arm and leg exercise, and 3 of each abdominal exercise – resulting in 25 Burpees, 60 Squats, 90 Hello Dollys, 64 Carolina Dry Docks, 64 Side Lunges, 96 Flutter Kicks, and 64 Merkins.  The PAX split up and completed columns in whatever order desired.  Time check before 8 AM followed by mosey back to the ShovelFlag.

    Several PAX left kettlebells near the flag.  Completed 15 Curls and 15 Pullovers OYO to complete the workout.  COT and Attila took us out.

    Moleskin:  Cru, Flip Phone, and Byproduct pulled in as the flag was being planted.  The White Deer clown car followed – out of which popped White Deer, Hoops, Cletus, and Johnsonville.  Attila, Nightcrawler, and Earthworm arrived minutes later.  White Deer-led mumblechatter started immediately.

    J’ville disclosed that Earthworm had missed Circus Maximus earlier in the week because he’d been confused about the day of the week by the July 4th holiday.  Apparently this disclosure by J’ville may have run afoul of J’ville and Earthworm’s partnership agreement – no really.  White Deer took some joy in giving Earthworm a hard time about this in spite of missing Circus Maximus himself.

    Cletus arrived wearing a UVA sweatshirt and kept it on until the PAX arrived at the Strikers Park parking lot – hardcore long sleeve action rivaling Wilson.  Hoops, White Deer’s kid, and Cletus, Hoops’ buddy, are both 15 years old and at least 30 years younger than the rest of the PAX.   These guys stuck together during the parking lot portion of the workout and seemed to maintain way more capacity for conversation than the rest of us.

    Given the choice of exercise to start with in the parking lot, about half of the PAX started with the Burpees.  The ab exercises proved more challenging – while involving low reps, these involved getting down and up repeatedly from a coarse gravel lot.

    In the mosey back to the ShovelFlag, YHC witnessed the race to the flag involving Johnsonville, Flip Phone, Cletus, and Hoops.  Johnsonville had a slight lead, but not sure who won.

    Nice to have you return to GridIron Cru and Byproduct and good to see Nightcrawler back after some time away.  Good also to have the young guys post.  And of course YHC appreciates the time with the GridIron regulars.

    We spoke about the DogPile workout that finished right as GridIron started.  From all at GridIron, take care Toga and see you soon.

    Announcements:

    July 9th – Central Virginia Orienteering bike-O event at Pocahontas State Park – Google Central Virginia Orienteering Meetup Group for info – more Orienteering events throughout the year.

    July 12th – HDHH / Toga send-off at The Answer Brewpub – check website(s) for earlier Preblast

    August 7th – Charity golf tournament in Stafford – see Upchuck for details.

    September 16th – Reese Strong 5K –Signs ups will open soon. Join the F3 team.

     

     

  • Welcome to Some New & Old Faces

    The temperatures were moderate, the humidity was unseasonably absent, and the Gridiron AO was filled with lush, green grass.  Today was made for a classic Gridiron boot camp workout (void of White Deer’s mumblechatter).  Here is how it went down.

    • Warm-up
      • 20 SSH
      • 15 Helicopters
      • 20 IW
      • 10 merkins
      • 20 deep squats
    • Mosey to the football field for a lindsey with dips and WWII sit-ups
    • 15 Freddy Mercuries/25 APD
    • Mosey to the practice field for 11s with burpees and LBCs
    • 25 APB/25 PLTs
    • Mosey to the back of the school for 5 pull-ups and 10 jerkins
    • Mosey to the softball field for an arch loader
      • Bear crawl
      • Karaoke
      • Crawl bear with backwards run
      • Karaoke
      • Lunges
      • Combat crawls
    • Ring of fire (10 merkins)
    • Mosey to the parking lot for COT
    • COT – Earthworm takes us out with a great prayer for Cheech’s family and all involved/touched by the fatal accident of a week ago; we continue to remember them.  Earthworm, thanks for leading us in that time.

    Today was great day at Gridiron.  It was a blessing to have Pew visit us from Lexington, SC.  Our F3 brethren in SC are still mourning the loss of our brother Cheech.  I was floored to hear that Cheech’s wife was teaching VBS this week.  She is an amazing woman.  In addition, the F3 PAX in SC have shown great grace and mercy to the young woman who was driving to work that morning.  These men have loved her, and give us a great example to follow.

    Welcome to Gridiron Byproduct!  Thanks for making the drive from DaVille and joining us today.  Your effort was strong, and we enjoyed your fellowship.  You are always welcome back to be a part of our brotherhood.

    I have one thing to say about Krü, the man is slow, steady and determined.  It is something to behold.  I have immense respect for our brother’s effort.

    Finally,  the PAX got a great shot of energy when Nightcrawler rolled into the parking lot just as we began to embark on our workout.  It has been a long time, but we are glad to see your familiar face.    Do not be a stranger brother!  Spare us from any future interventions.

    Many of the PAX enjoyed some fellowship at Einstein’s after the workout.  It was a great turnout on a holiday weekend.  Hopefully we burned enough calories to partake in some extra BBQ, bourbon and brews this holiday weekend.  Remember that there is a convergence on our nation’s birthday at Dogwood Dell.  Stay safe!

    Attila

  • +1 Mariner – 1 Earthworm = Intervals

    YHC was fired up for Gridiron.  School is out; sports are done.  That means my 2.0 was ready to join, and he had a huge smile on his face.  I cannot think of a better way to start Fathers’ Day weekend.  Here is how it went down.

    • Warm-up
      • 25 SSH
      • 20 Russian soldiers
      • 10 merkins
      • 20 DQ
    • Burpee march
      • 15 burpees down the parking lot followed by:
        • 10 double count LBC
        • 25 double count APD
        • 20 single count WWII sit-ups
      • Repeat for a total of 5 cycles
    • Mosey over to the Pavilion…25 dips, 25 one leg step-ups (right leg), 25 dips, 25 one leg step-ups (left leg), 25 dips and for mountain climbers for those that waited for the rest of the PAX to finish
    • Mosey to the track for 10 minutes of intervals – 20 sec sprint (which proved challenging for some, including YHC) followed by 40 second mosey
    • Mosey to the front of the school for triple check – bear crawl, leg lifts and wall sit
    • Close out with ring of fire (10 merkins)
    • Mosey back to the parking lot for COT
    • COT – YHC took us, giving thanks for our able bodies and some great fellowship

    Today was an Attila special, a sampling of muscle groups, with the hope that men were pushed and strengthened.

    It was odd to have 3 2.0’s at Gridiron, and none of them were sired by Johnsonville.  White Deer brought Hoops and his buddy FNG Cletus.  Hoops remarked that he is more of Circus Maximus fella about 1/2 way through his first bootcamp-style workout, but he was also quick to throw some one-liners at his father.  With that, you are always welcome to join us.

    I was grateful to have my eldest 2.0, Mariner, present.  With Earthworm MIA (something about a wedding and needing his beauty sleep), ground & pound got trashed.  Mariner is fleet of foot, and it was fun to provide him an opportunity to excel amongst the Gridiron PAX.

    As always, Chum Bucket was a quiet, but strong warrior.  Johnsonville was not far behind, but perhaps not as quiet.  Both elevate the rest of us, and I am grateful for their consistency at Gridiron.

    APB continues for Nightcrawler.  YHC might smuggle a duck from the Wellsley pond over to Gridiron to lure our resident Elmer Fudd back.

    Enjoy a sports-free weekend, and Happy Fathers’ Day to all those in the PAX being celebrated.  Here is hoping your 2.0’s are not as scarred as White Deer’s.

    Attila

  • Sandy BOMBS

    A Strong group of 9 (5 Regulars, 3 Davilians, and 1 FNG), stormed into Pouncey Tract Park for a sandy beatdown. This is how it went down:

    Parking lot tracers (gotta bring some DaVille to the west end)

    Mosey next to the volleyball court

    COP (all IC)

    • SSH x 52 (in honor of podcast #52)
      • 5 Merkins
    • DQ
      • 10 Merkins
    • Hillbillies
      • 5 Merkins
    • Rosalita
      • 10 Merkins
    • ATM’s
      • 10 Shoulder Touches
      • 10 Tempo Merkins
      • 10 Fast Merkins (OYO)
    • Arm Circles
      • 10 Merkins

    B.O.M.B.S

    Partner up, first partner completes an exercise while second partner bear crawls across the volleyball court, runs back, then switch. Rinse and Repeat completing the following as a team:

    • 50 Burpees
    • 100 Overhead Claps
    • 150 Merkins
    • 200 Big Boy Situps
    • 250 Squarts

    Sandy Bear Crawl Challenge

    White Deer (West End) vs YHC (Daville). As fast you can, bear crawl across the volleyball court. Winner was YHC (PAX plank and watched)

    Mosey to the pavilion 

    Picnic Medley

    Complete 10 Derkins then 10 Dips. Rinse and repeat with a sets of 20 and 30

    Empty Wheelbarrow

    (An belly up plank walk with someone holding your feet. Essentially a crabwalk with partner holding feet.) switch every 20 steps or so. Rinse and repeat until you reach the tree at the top of the hill.

    Mosey back to the parking lot to the concession stand  (plank exercises till the 6 catches up then 10 Merkins OYO)

    Triple Check

    Balls to Wall, Jump Squats, and Run across the parking lot and back

    Mosey back to the SF

    Captain Thor

    Done in a 1:4 ratio. Complete 1 WWII Sit then 4 American Hammers. Rinse and Repeat with 2:8. Try to get to 10:40

    Numberama, Namerama, YHC took us out.

    MOLESKIN

    YHC had never been to GridIron so this was going to be a blind Q, but he was up for the challenge during takeover week! The DaVille clown car showed up 30 minutes early to give YHC time to scout out the AO. Some EHing was had by MudFace for a group that seem to be a F3 knockoff.

    The rest of the PAX arrived shortly after and we got to work. The PAX didn’t seem a big fan of the Parking lot tracers (sorrry LabRat I tried).

    YHC was introduced to White Deer today and his trash talking. He decided to challenge YHC throughout the workout starting with bear crawl challenge. Even with a 3 second held start, YHC still smoked him. Sorry that’s why I get the hate!!

    YHC would like to thank the GridIron regulars for the warm welcome today. The F3RVA brotherhood was is in full force today!

    Welcome to McFly. You killed it!!

    Announcements:

    • Cornhole & Rock ‘N Roll, a ReeseStrong Childhood Cancer event, is today at Marty’s Grill in Mechanicsville.  The first band starts at 11 am.  The cornhole tournament starts at 12:30 PM.  To register or for more information, click here or see Phonics.
    • Fudd is also hosting a party (M’s invited) at his house that night. RSVP to his preblast.
    • VQ week starts June 26.
    • June 17 – Marv is leading a 2.0 friendly workout at 7 am following Dogpile.
    • Richmond Hackathon – July 24  – For more information, see Viral

    SPIT ON THAT!!

  • GridIron Welcomes Seven 2.0’s

    A PAX of 20 assembled on a beautiful June morning where it all began for F3 RVA. Döner Kebab came in hot with less than 90s to spare, both 2.0’s in tow…and the beat down went something like this:

    THANG

    Mosey to the GridIron
    COP: SSH, DQs, Copper Head Squats, Russian Soldiers, Merkins, Crunch Frogs, LBCs, Crab Cakes, Bob & Weave’s

    Line up on Sideline for Sharks & Minnows
    4 Sharks must crab walk, and minnows must bear crawl. Minnows try to get past Sharks. If tagged, Minnows become Sharks immediately.
    4 rounds before all minnows caught.

    Mosey to track
    PAX chooses: 1 easy lap OR lunge across field and back

    Line up on Sideline for Modified Arc Loader
    Duck Walk, Bear Crawl, Crawl Bear, Forward Crab Walk, Backwards Run, Polar Bears, Flamingos (each foot), Karayoke (each direction), Imperial Squat Walkers

    Mosey to front of school, partner in 3s for Triple Check: People’s Chair, LBCs, Run to hydrant and back

    10 Donkey Kicks OYO

    Mosey to bus loop for 6 inches Indian Run: take a pole, 2 by 2, perform any pole exercise until it’s your turn to advance poles. Audible called because that bus loop never ends.

    Mosey across street to inclined field for 10 Burpees OYO

    Mosey back to GridIron for another round of Sharks & Minnows. Again, it went 4 rounds, but there was a single winner: Veep!

    Mosey back to VSF for 90s of Mary: American Hammers & Hello Dollies

    COT: Earthworm took us out.

    Naked Moleskin

    Welcome Mr. Right & Van Gogh!

    Great turnout for a 2.0 workout. YHC was not expecting to lead as many as 20! Thanks to everyone for coming out. Thanks also to the GridIron regulars for allowing a 2.0 takeover. YHC is a single dad for a few days while his M enjoys the OBX on a ladies’ trip…and he knew that signing up to Q would guarantee F3 participation.

    The FNGs were not phased by getting wet from the dew right away.

    Sharks and Minnows was a hit. It’s similar to the Pac-Man game played at NoToll, but possibly more effective.

    The Chicken Whisperer’s request to perform the “Panda” during the Arc Loader fell on deaf ears after he demonstrated the Panda which looked like a military crawl without using legs. However, during the COT, CDubs suggested “Van Gogh” immediately after hearing Viral’s 2.0 likes Art…and the name stuck.

    Marv almost made YHC lose his focus when he asked if YHC knows what Hello Dolly means as his legs were spread wide. Good times.

    Thanks for letting YHC lead this morning.

    Great Coffeeteria at Einstein’s afterwards with Cecil performing card tricks for the 2.0’s!

    Announcements:

    VQ Week – June 26
    Fudd’s part June 10 – please RSVP in Pre Blast